 I'm Zack. I'm 23. I'm from Redding and one thing you need to know about me is I can't keep in my pants That's always been my problem The best three things about me is that I'm good-looking. I'm tatted to f*** and I got the good wood The worst three things about me is that I'm disloyal I will nick your bird and show a better time you ever could and I get bored way too easily I get a new car every year a new phone every month and a new girl every day What's my relationship status? Single My longest relationship has been two years it ended because I got caught cheating shock But I'm ready for that to change. I've had enough of these lonely lights in by myself I need someone to chair my bedroom My best chap line would have to be Did you get that dress on sale because of mine? It's a hundred percent off The most embarrassing thing that's happened to me on a night out has got to be when I had an orgy in a car park After a night out with two of my mates and three birds Three sexy secrets about me is that I love public sex. It just really gets me going You can find me in any local car park. I love doggy, but let's be honest who don't I've had three sums four sums and five sums And in the bedroom. I'm a very very given person What's my best breakup line? You're boring. Ta-da What's my biggest turn on? I love it when birds kiss my neck. You can whisper me sweet nothings all night long It's got to be when a bird scratches you. What is she a cat? How would I describe my ideal partner five foot six dark brunette and got chat for days I've come an X on the beach because I want to get rid of that bad boy past and find myself a brunette little rocket And this be honest. I need to settle down before I go great