 Hey everyone, it's my birthday, so someone needs to milk me. Anomalously fun fact. The clowns at Herman Fuller's Circus of the Disquieting are actually Cthulhu-esque outer gods disguised in clown skin suits. And if you don't milk them periodically, they explode. Anomalously fun. So a thing we're gonna have to reckon with as an SCP community is the fact that the peanut statue, SCP 173, is stolen art. Now I don't blame the creator of 173 when you're posting a creepypasta on 4chan. You're not expecting it to blow up and get big and so stealing art isn't really a big deal. You're not monetizing it, I don't blame the person. But now that the community has blown up, we need to reckon with this because any SCP game that wants to use 173, the iconic first SCP, they can't monetize it. It's part of that handshake agreement we have with the original artist. We can keep the statue on SCP Wiki, but we can't monetize. So I know, we don't wanna lose the peanut, but we're eventually gonna have to reckon with that. And any redesign is a plus. Have we escaped from the police? This is my new home. Ah shit, here we go again. Worst place in the world. Bitches always complainin' about containment breaches and then they go and install cell doors like this. It's me. I'm bitches. Look at the puppy. SCP is a fungal anomaly affecting human teeth. I certainly hope you're brushing and flossing. The foundation has been tirelessly working to contain the entity behind these free iPhone 12 scam videos, but we are as of yet unsuccessful. Before you rush off chasing that woman down, I am to assume that she is an actress who was hired for these quote, ads. So we shouldn't attack her personally. The person or company behind these accounts though, we should be merciless in cleaning the trash out of our community. If you wish to help the foundation contain this threat, make certain you report these accounts as frauds and scams before you scroll on. I've gotten several removed myself, but I am but one man in a sea of madness. Good luck foundation agents. Secure, contain, protect. Most of the time, the serpent's hand doesn't get along with the foundation. Nicknaming us jailers, they believe that anomalous entities and objects should be free and that all of humanity should know about them. So imagine my surprise to find this insignia in the site 42PO box. Note the wax insignia of the bee. Perhaps there's some significance there. Inside we have documents of black paper and a photograph. Interesting, apparently our messenger is not of the serpent's hand. You may pause to read the pages. It seems our author speaks in riddles, riddles surrounded by these symbols, possibly a code and the last page being this repeated pattern, perhaps a key and the Polaroid seems to be a picture of the well mentioned in the picture. What are those statues? Well site 42 fam, looks like we have a mystery on our hands. Discuss and ask questions in the comments. Make people think the gate is private. Oh, don't worry, we replaced all those transparent gates from last time, right? You got it, I managed to use the black paper to obscure the reflections. This is what we've got. No real intel on the back. Yeah, don't do that. Nah, dude, it's fine. I'm on eggscape mode. I'm just saying we don't have to have a funeral for Bright every time he pulls a jackass stunt. This is the third time this week. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah, it was pretty funny. I'll pick up some cheap gas station flowers on the way. Filling out an online form and I'm looking here and there's no Ohio. What do you mean Ohio has disappeared from consensus reality? Just turf it to the SCB 4006 team. Their job's all ready to make sure people believe Massachusetts is a real state. Attention staff, SCB 106 has breached and is currently in the level three washroom. We are loading the FEMA breaker now. Ahem. That's great, it starts with the earthquake. Birds and snakes near a plane and Lanny Bruce is not a crate. I have a hurricane, listen to yourself, churn world says it don't need, don't disturb your own needs. Speed it up and not be grunt, no strength. The latter starts a clatter with fear, fight down height. Wire in a fire representing seven games and a government for hire in a combat site. Left the west is coming in a hurry with the feelings breathing down your neck. Team by team report is double-turned to the crop. Look at that low plane, fine, then. Uh-oh, overflow population coming through but it'll lose, save yourself, serve yourself. Royal says it don't need, listen to your heart please. Dummy with the raptor then the reverend in the right. Right, you virtualistic, patriotic, slam-fied, blight, life, feeling pretty psyched. It's the end of. 682 into a black hole. The same thing that happened when we launched it into the sun. It grew fins that it used as solar sails to fly back and torment us. The only thing that has truly ever killed 682 is the wharf effect. The wharf effect is when you have a badass character and then a new guy shows up and curb stomps that badass to show off just how hardcore they are. It's a legitimately good way to make your new guy seem like a badass as long as you don't do it all the time. Then your old badass looks like a wimp. You can think of two times that 682 has been warped on the wiki. Can you think of any? Leave them in the comments. What do you mean 682 has breached containment? Give me visual now. Oh, three, four, three. It's just 682-J. I'm gonna eat all the bugs. Okay, you're just gonna eat them one at a time though, okay? Okay. I'm gonna go catch that one. Go finish the one that you have in your mouth first. I got two bugs. I got two bugs. I got two bugs. Okay, now that is enough. No, no, no, no, no. I mean it. Your mouth is full. You do not need to go look for any other bugs, okay? What? What? Your hair is... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I think I got two more bugs. Dr. Sherman. Oh, thank three, four, three. We found you. We need to evac you immediately. Oh, yeah, I'll be there in a second. Just one more thing. Mucha las palabras de las brujas. Los secretos escondidos en la noche. Los antiguos dioses. Huh. Deploy Delta 9 and tell them no milk. This is a containment, not snack time. Mobile Task Forces, am I right? Imagine having to give me the last thing you bought. Don't stomp or clap. These entities communicate using a unique percussive pattern and we wouldn't want to insult. Why would you do that? It's coming! Well, it's been fun, y'all. Time to head to the bunker. What did you do? In my defense, you left me unsupervised. And you left me unsupervised. Begin test, pet flat dog. Somebody help! Begin test, summon the entity. We said midnight snack this time. We want to give the chef the opportunity to cook what it wants. Pot and boiling water, all right. That's a start. Where are we going with this, chef? Need to work on that coordination for those knobs there. Okay, instant noodles, got it. I'm just gonna quickly start. Resistant to help, but the language is vastly improving. I'm here to help you. Please don't get upset. Hey, don't worry. Listen, listen, listen, listen. Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off. I remember when I remember, I remember when I gave a fuck. I never gave a fuck. Another Site 42 fan. It's come to my attention that not a lot of people know that we have a Site 42 SCP merch store. We've commissioned art from multiple artists to make SCP-related merch, and we've got stickers for the Site 42 channel. And so if you want some SCP merch, as well as helping support the Site 42 channel, teespring.com slash stores slash Site 42. Thank you in advance and cheers.