 Welcome to another video, we're in the Lake District and we've got big guns. Four season gear, sorry if it's a bit windy. Reading up into the clouds and into snow. John's snow. Hopefully a little snow tonight and we'll be covered in the snow. Let's go. Bring them all the way. The clouds, I might have to put my spikes on. But yeah, them clouds look like rain or snow. He's coming down that valley pretty quickly so I have to get a wriggle on. I was heading up there. It's absolutely enveloped in dark cloud. Looks a bit rough so that's enveloped as well now. Pretty much all these but I'm going to head up to this. The top of this one here because it is coming in now. I've probably got about an hour if that of light so that's the nearest one so we're going to head up to the top of there and get a shelter pitched up as quick as possible. Did it twice. One of them not too bad, the other one was nearly a medic. Whoa, you see how quick it's all moving. Plenty more to go though. It's in mate. Ideally I want to pitch here on this nav but there's no views to be had and if it does up my tent like rips the stakes out and drags me which you know if you get the gale force wins you never know that. It is a possibility and then I'm getting dragged off there. I don't fancy it mate. I've lost my bearings a little. If you can see me, thankfully I've got four delta pegs. Pegs in on a 45 degree angle and then double pegging where I can and then I'll put the the delta pegs on the main guidelines but I'll have to put you in bag mix. You're not waterproof. I don't know if this is going to, if camera's going to break mate because it's soaking wet. Oh you see me. I'm glanting on. Lamping deck. I've got real kind of digits. I don't want to crack one of them little hand warmers. I wasn't expecting this weather. I'm prepared for it but I wasn't expecting it so one of these aren't going to look. I recommend these. I'll leave a link below for them if you want but yeah these hot hands hand warmers. I'll leave a link below because they're amazing. Be careful though because I've heard people say that they can get a bit too hot but if you suffer where you did it's the perfect to pop them in your pocket to warm up. Oh my god it's calmed down a bit now. It's still a little bit wild but I've got behind this wall and this snow drift to give me a little bit of respite and it seems to be working. The idea was to get right on top and get some star lapses and some snow shots and that but unpredictably the weather just turned on me and so I couldn't see it was a bit of a whiteout and it started coming down the side. I just ended up in a bit that I'd not been before. I didn't know and it was just I got a bit disorientated so I just got to the nearest spot I could that was safe and flat and here I am and I've just pitched up because it's safety over scenery. I could have pitched on the on the tops and rode it out and up for a nice sunrise but I don't know mate. Safety over scenery for me it's not worth it is it? I'm in the Hillyburg Allac 2. I've not been out in it for a long time and I'm glad I'm glad I'm in it because it feels robust and I forgot how robust and good it feels so I'm very excited to be in the old Hillyburg. I've got me down I've done all my drills got all my wet clothes off I've got my nerves spliced me me uh I've got some oh no man down the feathers coming out look I'll have to I think I've got some duct tape for that. All my wet clothes off I've got a couple of down layers on two down layers and I've got a no sorry I've got two marina wool layers base layers and I've got a down down trousers down jacket me hat snoo'd and my little hand warmers I mean the rab a cent nine sorry you think good enough is it I mean rab a cent nine hundred sleeping bag I've got the thermarest neo air ex-therm below me and I've got me little thin yoghuri mat thing to go underneath that so I'll be warm enough mate I've just got a freeze-dried meal and two beers to show you in a bit but for now I'm just going to square stuff away a little bit more and patch this little hole on my knee and just chill out for a little bit bit of this clobber for tea look back on this gear I like it though salmon and broccoli pasta also look them gloves do that to you sort it out msr pocket rocket too she's not let me down yet torx 500 pot titanium with the lid for maximum efficiency which is you know it's what we all want is maximum efficiency when we're cooking that and I'm going to use it for the eight minutes that it takes to cook it to warm my digits up and that is that's exciting and it's them little things in it that keep you going like look at this how good does that look your beer would judge dread on it and then I've got one with this look infinity four check the extra long titanium spoon I love you know you're in here for a long time you're in here for a long time so it's not waffle too much I'll maybe have a beer with you broccoli pasta salmon I can't be you don't mind and big chunks as well look big chunk of salmon Nina salmon Nina some I shall tell you that's good I've made it a bit watery that's me only me only gripe Wesley gripes as I say I was hoping to get some good photography and stuff but I'm panned out like that and getting off the tops and getting this campsite out of the main wind is a really nice feeling because it must have been touching gale force up there you roll a dice up here yeah I mean I check out the mountain forecast but a lot of time it's wrong and you've got to prepare for the worst just psyching me sell up to go outside because it does well to let the wind blow it about a bit and then go out and retighten the guidelines which is what I'm going to do now I don't want to get out my sleeping bag but it's a job that needs doing so let's go good good good I've got my feet all tucked up in it's sleeping bag I've put a compete blister patch over my little cutting trousers looks like it's holding well I could just freestyle it and waffle a bunch of bollocks which is what I think I'll do right shall I do this is also as a patron only thing or am I mad my little lanterns glowing up there right come on in a beer review to get my get my bulb out that way look at that judge dread I believe it's a northern monk thought bubble 2000 ad rebellion for those just listening he's pissing around with the kind of nor the monk again look at that man can you see thought bubble is the UK's biggest comic arts festival for all you comic Swedes there you go it's all about comics this one and I think you'll agree the can art is pretty cool can you see me don't really matter does it you can hear me you know pretty much what I'm doing I'm starting to tend to drinking a beer obviously I know I've just been out and done my guidelines and checked and it is just you can't see your hand in front of your face out there it's abysmal delectable ball bag right absent friends did you type here 7.4 percent spinning headbutt at noggin let's do some questions then here's he undoubtedly you were in the special forces were you in the sbs or sas and that is from a middleton well thanks mr. middleton uh I don't really talk about it me uh well that sort of stuff mate it's been out there's rumours going around that wasn't power rangers for about eight years but I can neither confirm nor deny these rumours dear hazy what is the biggest animal you think you could knock out with one punch uh keep up the good work I'm a massive fan yours truly mr. D. Attenborough um the biggest animal I could leather in a wanna what and light turn its lights out uh I've done a cow um probably a rhino I think probably a rhino if I if you catch it right if it charges and you which way would I slip it I'd probably slip it that way like out the matrix would I slip it like that yeah I'd slip it to right and then just it'll do like that uppercut so and it's not in the octagon well it is in the octagon but it's like it's a big octagon it's about five times the size of a normal octagon so it's maybe I don't know it's the size of a like a tennis court let's say it's like a tennis court right rhino starts in one corner I start in other corner what what are you wearing good question not much actually not much at all probably just a pair of budgie smugglers neon budgie smugglers and I'm and I'm oiled up I'm oiled up because I like to because I want to cut through cut through the wind I want to move I'm gonna be able to move I want to be slick um and everyone's come to to cheer on the rhino obviously because he's undefeated you know he's 49 and 0 and this is for his this is his retirement about this is big 50 for big 5 0 and he starts in one corner and I start in the other and I've I'm nervous but I'm quietly confident he charges I walk so he charges and I just I'm I'm just strolling like that and everyone's like what's he even doing man he should be running or you know doing something like gearing up for it and I'm just walking like that just you know just all calm and then rhino gives it that goes down and I just go he like it's like out the matrix I just go I duck to the right like that I kiss him I kiss his horn on the way I go like this so he's like that and I'm just in slow because when they do the slurmer afterwards this is what happens I'm I just I sort of I bob I duck I kiss and then I uppercut underneath the horn and I catch him his eyes roll back close and then he just skids falls to the floor and just skids and just leaves a big like hole about three meters long like that and then I just go I go over to him and I just put one foot on him like that one foot like that 49 and one mate thanks for your question thanks for your question Mr. Attenborough in a zombie apocalypse whereabouts would you go and what two weapons your what main weapon and secondary weapon would you use thanks a lot and that's come from Mr. Grimes where would I go good question I wouldn't go anywhere mate I'd stay at home I've thought about this I'd stay at home I've got decent I've got like I think my house would be quite good for just bugging in and I just barricade it up I've got plenty of stuff there food and that I've got I've got plenty of axes I've got loads and I've got too many knives if I'm honest so I'll probably make some it up like tie them all around digits and on elbows just walk around like that just slicing on my furniture slicing myself up not being able to go through a wee Edward bushcraft blades and I get lonely though won't I and it wouldn't be no be nomadic actually I wouldn't just bugging I'd be nomadic for weapons I don't know mate just something like a machine gun plenty of ammo and then a sword secondary weapon a sword and then I'd have a little and I'd have a pistol with one bullet in it just with like I'd engrave something on it like log off I do oh yeah I'd engrave control alt delete on a bullet and always have it ready because if I'm backed into a corner not zombies are coming where I was where am I going in mouth where would I go I've come into a school I'm in a big school I'm seeing I'm in a big school I've running from zombies they've all coming through I've slain an absolute burtload of them as well and I'm probably last man alive no doubt slain loads of them with sword guns gone ammo's gone I'm just on sword now I've got a shield I've done away I've got it from I've picked it up from somewhere like a gift shop or something I've got a shield anyway and I've I'm slain him but it's fatigued I'm fatigued and I'm backed into this big sports hall and I've locked the door and I'm in a sports hall in a school but the battery the banging up doors and the doors are starting to give way they're going to come through and I'm just middle of the sports hall and like if that door goes I'm going to get surrounded and nibble to bits and then become one of them slack jordan muppets so I'd take me little gun out with my get my control alt delete bullet borsch and then where would it into no I don't think I do it in mouth that's too much that's intrusive it's I feel like it could go out back at neck and just not do out I'd go inside at noggin like that borsch done I'd do that as soon as there was news of the zombie the zombie apocalypse as soon as I was just scrolling through instagram and they're like oh there's been a zombie apocalypse days I'm out this red light's been on for ages telling me that battery's going look at it and it's lying it's bloody government true like that let's do some more let's light that light and mood a little bit look hey hey let's lighten me let here we go light and mood talking about politics what here's your politics politics there's your politics there politics that let me tell you my hiking um background I've always been into hiking really I've liked it from afar when I was a young lad and I would get taken out into dales and moes and stuff from my nan and granddad and we'd go on hikes and just be outside and go for walks and stuff picked it up not maybe not as much as I realized at the time but retrospectively when I look back I really did shine like I really did like take a shine to it through their love for it bang on the bat all the time but I had cancer when I was a young lad in my very early 20s maybe 22 something like that was 22 but anyway I beat it and I wanted to do something for cancer research UK so I hiked across the country I did adren's wall and I was just a fresh faced young muppet and I did it and I got in the the york press picked up the story and ran with it and the the press photographer came and took a photo of me just as I'd got back with my boots around my neck I'll put it here if I can find the article or the photo I'll put it here mate look like an absolute mentalist with no beard in that real young but doing long distance hikes and that was before youtube before instagram and facebook all this sort of stuff it was just just did it because I love it and I wanted to give a little bit back to a charity that pretty much saved my life and I'll keep doing it mate I'll keep doing it until wheels fall off I think and I mean and then granddad kept doing it up like in their 60s they were still doing multi-day hikes and I'll just keep hopefully with modern medicine and science and like steroids and that I'll keep doing it till I'm 80 just jacked barefoot jacked 80 years old bosh in it man london's enter jonah grotes 80 jacked running it barefoot cheers so we're gonna just batten down the hatches on this get me get the baffle right around my neck I've got let's just work them down to the bottom I've got three three hand warmers all at the bottom of the sleeping bag to deal with my toes coupling pockets to deal with organs I guess what I will do is maybe I'll cut to some night shots from a time when I was quite close to here I wasn't too far away and it was the same conditions it was snowy and it's in a really old video so perhaps you'd like to see them in fact I will I'll show you some old night shots so unless some are majestical or testicle happens I shall see you on the morrow we can see where we are now this is the wall I got tucked behind it's nippy I slept all right there is zero condensation because I've had that there's so many options I had this open which brings air straight through and I've had this open as well on both sides so there are lots of different options with this tent as far as zips and ventilation so perfect nice to be out in it again my boots are frozen there we go I've used four of these delta pegs which although they are a bit bulky they're ideal for windy conditions beautiful morning it's turning out to be I'm on the wrong side of ill love at sunrise sacrificed it all dinner because it was getting dark and it was weather was bad so I'll be back one of the guidelines is attached to me backpack just so it can't go anywhere no point in me snow spikes or me axe right no trace see Chapman let's get over this hill mate and see if we can see somewhere I'm on this ridge and I was supposed to be on that one on the matter thought I was and I've come from at the top of there when weather was too bad I've come down this side instead of normally I would go down the other side and hit that ridge I've come down here and I've hit this Gary Goodridge and it was too late to be backtracking it would have been backtracking it pitch black so the executive decision was made and it was the right decision as well just to get tucked behind here and although I was battered a bit by the elements it was nothing compared to what it was up top or even just at this side in fact there's me footprints yeah that'll make sense to me now beautiful look beautiful morning cracking morning the only downside is like I don't I was putting all my eggs in a sunset basket and it just didn't work out it just got I got got my ass handed to me do I dare go for a dip in this in a good mood because it's a nice day and although last night was a bit of a a bit of a washout this morning's nice it's crispy cold and a bit blustery for anything like drone work or anything like that but we've resided or I've resided to the fact that there isn't going to be time lapses and whoa look at that who needs it sometimes because look you've got things like that spectacular looks cold mate doesn't it let's go laugh freezing no ifs and buts or maybe it is chilly let's get in it I guess but challenge mate let's do it she's fresh like just crawl out golem style here we go mate brand new brand new oh yes mate oh my skin it's like your skin is electric wonderful stuff when the life starts coming back to you because you've got your clobber on now that is a feeling oh ring out the old sacks duds shout out Nordic outdoor thank you very much chuck them in there right thanks for joining me on this one sorry it was a bit of a washout and I didn't get as many well I didn't get any style lapses or drone shots or anything like that but that's just the game isn't it that's the game we play and I've had a good time regardless lovely to be back out in the hillyberg again thoroughly enjoyed it right I'm going to get my gloves on have worn my digits up put you back in my bag and we're going to head off out of here as always thanks for watching take care of yourselves and I'll see you soon bye for now I'm not even going to do a long one of them mate ha ha ha be gentle too cold mate feet too cold love you bye