 Oh, there's a place I know that's tucked away, a place where you and I can stay, where we can go to laugh and play and have adventures every day. I know it sounds hard to believe, but guys and gals, it's true. Camp Campbell is the place from me and you. And this new thing likes and climb up trees, catch fish, bugs, bears, and honeybees. There's endless possibilities, and no, that's not hyperbole. Our motto's Camp A-D-M, and that means I'm telling you. We've got archery, hiking, soldier rescue, biking, horseback training. That'll save you from a heart attack too, but out of my name, keeping up with rhyming, football, limbo, science, stunting, precast, spaceships, treasure hunting, bomb defuse, and no refusal. Fantasy, circus, track pleasing, fights and ghosts, and faints, and snakes, and knives, and chess, and dance, and wages, camp!