 Hello, hello, hello. Um, we have music now, which really is quite impressive, if you think about it. We collected many rare and elusive volumes on ancient herbal properties, and were set to enjoy several weeks immersed in comfortable study. My work was interrupted, however, by a singularly striking young woman who insisted on repeated calls to the house. Oh, so we are going to face our first boss, the Hand. There's a method in the wild corruption here, if there's a form both wretched and malevolent. Oh my, so just to be safe, I'm going to check if the good old witch, Hag, excuse me, isn't going to be hiding somewhere nearby, let's just say. You know me, I just like to be safe. No, don't suppose you'd give me a bit of sight, will you now? You've slated the creature. Hmm, see, oh my, that's a lot of food, that's good. Oh, I managed to surprise you folks. How good, how absolutely lovely. Let's see if I can also bash your head in. Not good enough, I'm afraid, but maybe if I... Their formation is broken. Maintain me, friends. And that was better than I expected. Let's see then. Can I stab away at you little cultist? Ouch. Ouch. I'm bleeding. But I don't think I will bleed to death this time. See, I've got a little magic to cure both blight and bleeding effects. I quite enjoy it, myself. But hey, let's not dally. Instead, we shall heal young Virgil here, and we shall smite this vile skeleton with my mace. And then hit for 19 points of damage, which is rather impressive. All the time, in fact, I do not... Ectoplasm, how disgusting. Now what should be good for Ectoplasm? Death. That should be absolutely splendid. Let's see and try to make sure that they die as quickly as possible. And oh, God. Right, this one has not stacked. Let's pull it to the front. Let's attack it with all my might. Jesus, seven! That's mean. One down, three to go. But then again, we started off with three and then we got to more. That's why I don't like you folks. This show, slow you all down. Just another hit. Oh yes, that helped out quite a lot. And you missed. Uh oh. Now that's just... Cytokinesis? What does that even mean? Right, obviously we won't find out. Come over here. You know how I feel that I should probably smite you? See, smite. Smiting is good. Smiting is, some would say, healthy for both mind and body. Just to make sure none of those nasty creatures respawn. What's that? That's what it is. Eldritch creatures got our head in. And those take a lot of time to kill. I don't like it. At least I'm resistant to most of the damage they do. But still, it's not pleasant. It's not nice. And most importantly, it's not. The way this old warrior rolls. And I don't suppose I've got anything to kill you with. No, I guess not. Hmm, maybe this will work actually. Nice. Well said narrator. Long since dead family member actually. See, lots of food to be eaten. Oh, my poor special volume too. What will I do with you? You're the only occultist master of the occult that I have left. If you die, well, probably I won't die but I'm still going to be kind of sad about it. Let's see then. This tree has a huge hole in trunk. Perhaps there's something inside. Sure. Well, I'm glad I didn't waste anything on it. I almost did, but then decided not to. Clever me, I guess. Blight. Hmm, this thing resisted my siege. But this will work quite well too. And I haven't got far of the family's crests. A dizzying fall. Indeed it does. Oh, those are bad. Those are really, really bad. A dizzying blow to body and brain. Damn. Powerful. But no worries. I'll make sure that their lives will be forfeit. Hmm, doesn't matter now. No, we should not. We are not going to run. Fear not, young warriors. I shall keep darkness obey and you shall live. After all, you are my first original character. My mightiest of all crusaders. Attracts enemies and takes more damage from some attacks. Bloody hell, that's annoying. Let's see how you... Yeah, of course you do. You shall be punished. Or not. Apparently not. I don't like how this is going. Stress levels far too damn high. This is going bad. Not good at all. Yes, right, anti-venom. One falls, two to go. Hark, this is annoying. Not for long, I say. I shall channel my inner holy warrior. I shall heal my mighty crusader. And I shall... well, this won't work probably. But I might as well try. Hmm, actually it did. Escape cloud. You have nowhere to escape to, dearie. Sorry. But there is no escape for you this time. And I have the privilege. Just with the family sigil. Lovely. Go mad. But there are plenty more battles awaiting me. And there is a boss to be fought. Soon enough. So I'm not sure how long I will survive. Not with this stress level going. And this is only getting worse and worse by the moment. Oh god. Those evil fellows are intent on making me go mad. And nothing makes me quite as mad as madness. Which is come to think of it quite logical. Let's see then. Damn. I was hoping I would cut through him with a single strike. But nay, it appears my aim was not true and my strength was nowhere near enough. This should take care of him, though. Great is the weapon that cuts on its own. Hmm. No bodies. How sad. But you my friend, you are bleeding badly. This helps. This helps a lot. Give me a turn with the witch doctor. Please, no. Okay then. I shall actually light the torch further. Or you don't have unlimited supply of torches. Crit of two? Are you joking? Well at least it helped with the stress. But still, Crit of two, kind of pathetic to call it a Crit even, don't you think? And now for you my friend. I'm afraid you won't survive if what's coming. Nice. A bleedstone. Master business. Not a victory nonetheless. Let's see then. The sack is empty. Just like my heart. Actually I didn't need to light it here. I could have waited for this room. No boss. Yeah. Sorry. If only I could use my skills outside battle. That would have been nice, right? Mutilated creature. More herbs. More food. I now have more food than I could possibly need. I hope. Should have lighted the torch. And those, those, those cultists. Bad news. Awful news in fact. Can we all just get along? Oh god. I'm quite insane. And I think that I would need a new brand new brain. But nobody seems to care. Come here. Darling. And I will take care. Or I will completely miss you. Damn it. At long last you die. Wench. But fear not. I muster shall take care of you. Hmm. That was actually a very, very good shot. Well done doctor. His damage will end him swiftly. I hope. If it doesn't well, what good is it to me? I think a scroll of my mighty. Oh god. Eldritch push. That was useful as you might have hoped was it then. Oh bloody hell. That was useless. Will you die? Actually no you won't. Actually yes you will. Thank you. Thank you for your business. Hey damage per turn. Oh so blight actually stacks. I had no idea. The things he learned sometimes. Purely by accident. Hmm. Finally the life taking could be slightly less erotic. Nothing is left inside the tent. Not fantastic. Let's see I have plenty more rooms to get to. I have three more torches. I'm not going to use a torch for now. Uh oh. Someone stopped. Yes I can see that. Mutilated creature. I have no more. Hmm. Fair enough. Can I eat some of the food now? Sure why not. I mean I'm the one who chooses what to do anyway. Excellent. That was a nice catch Philip. Thank you Philip. Dark 21. Don't light a few torches I think. Suddenly I only have so much. I have nothing against the blight. Nice. Nice enough. I think after this one I am going to use my firewood. Oh boy. Oh no. That means I'm going. Please give me something good. Oh fantastic! That is actually the best thing that could have possibly happened just now. And it might quite honestly save my life. Let's stay care of human atrocities. Thank God you are one mate. And quite good one too for the most part. I think someone else is going to need his healer quite soon. Well at least he resisted that. No no no no no no no That was awful. No I don't. Let's see. Cure blight. I have no blighted enemies. Play glades. Play for everyone. Both of you will die I think. Let's see then. I'm going to... Now actually this will totally neglect the torches. But it's probably really cool. I kind of want to see what it does. Uh oh. Yeah. And this is going to do the trick anyway. See? Good enough for me. Let's see. 8. 11. Perfect. I made a wise choice indeed. Ouch! Stop hitting me with your little disgusting hands. It's not okay to hit people just like that. And this did nothing I fell enough but it matters not. Soon enough I shall be well again. And my enemies are fell before me. Success so clearly in view. Or is it merely a trick of the light? Those boots. What? Getting along. Hollywater. Yep. I'm going to drink all the Hollywater. Just take a measly scant portrait. And I'm out as well. Now. Screw the 250 gold. I might yet need this. The firewood. Delicious. Sanity restored. Let's see now. Reduce the storage right by oh no. No no no no no no no. Dark strength. You know you are not a nice fellow. Everything you do increases strength. Probably has to do with you being a cultist and all but still I don't like it. Remove target disease. Damn that was useful. Self-medicate. Could be good but I'm at full health right now. So I would rather take a look at the verjuice. Reduce stress by 15. Quite good. Reduce stress by 15. Remove mortality debuffs. I don't have any mortality debuffs though. And self only. Now that's fantastic. Good job mate. Let's see. Four combats. That might be very useful. I've got two more. When it comes to time. So I think I'm going to reduce your stress. Tien. Well he probably did. He probably made a good soldier because you know he is an old man at arms which means he used to be a good soldier. Yes, yes. The way is lit. The path is clear. We require only the strength to follow it. That was actually a good break. Now if we meet that evil witch soon enough we shall be on our merry way to victory but if we get run down by the enemy I'm afraid we might not be in a good place. Witch, where art thou you foul hag I don't know why I'm doing this whole thingy. Not taking of interest fair enough. Again. Where is the witch? There she is. Time to fight then. Salah I have no torch lights. I might as well consume all the food I don't need. Are we all ready? Are we all well? Are we prepared for the arrester that awaits us? There is only one way to find out. We did end maniacal. A slathering testament to the powers of corruption. Oh god. Well this is quite annoying. Let's hope that she can be blighted because honestly not good if she can't damn. Uh oh. Well that's bad. Shallow we can survive it. Right so my killer is in a cauldron. I'm going to hit the hag. Wonder what happens when his health runs out. How dreadful. The black beast is merciful this day. Yes, yes indeed. You witch. You haggen your cauldron. I shall end you. What was that? What sickening magic. I can use the forces of darkness you are probably quite familiar with. Anyway. Let's use our mana terms. No I won't strike the pot I'm going to kill her. By the time you're dead she's going to be long since gone. Mate. I'm sure you will be alright. I mean look at you. You're practically a god. Well not really but we set out so he'll calm down. Let's try and bite you again. Yes excellent. 4 damage per turn quite serious. The damage is mounting. So soon. Jeez. Poor guy. Oh no. That's bad. Not that he is bad. We can die self woman. Please don't kill him. Ah. Well. I suppose I earned that. And now I actually have well not much to go on. Ooh. She's trying to cook me. She actually cooked Virgil. Poor Virgil. He died so young. And of course the bloody cauldron now want to die because I have no damage Oh this is a final mess I'm in. An educated savage. There's only one way to do this. And that is to kill the wise and hack. And of course there's only one way to do this. And that is to use Svetlul Vol. 2 who will prove himself as a mighty hero indeed. He's still not in death's door which is good. I have a bad composition to this fight. Dying me woman. That's just nasty. And he's probably... yeah. Give me a turn with him. Give me a single turn. That's all I need. I need a single turn. Now he's going to die as well. Damn it. No, that's my fault really. At least you die. You just pickable. Ah. Forgive me my friends. You pay for my mistakes. And for the fact that I don't actually read any of the guides. But at least it was kind of nice. Still won. Still killed the boss. The first evil to fall unlocked an achievement even got a very rare ring. Which is not so good for some characters. At least. Hey, look at the gold. Look at the riches. Good. Good enough. Dune, Virgil. Forgive me. But Trotman at least. Trotman is just gaining power. Oh god. Well. That was not I guess. I don't know how long you have the Crusader. Oh, this is a class I've never played with. Let's see what this one does next time. Anyway. Thank you guys for watching. I will see you next time.