 1,000 here as you can probably hear the mic doesn't sound that great ok this is the video that I promised you I would do about the sound card that we bought for my mic because our other one went back well as you can see here this is the sound card that's it so you can tell I'm not using it I'm not using it because let me tell you what happened I brought this thing in because so obviously it's the next day I brought this in plugged it in plugged my mic into it plugged my speakers into it I did a opened up my voice recorder on the on the PC so I did like a 10 second audio clip sound good phenomenal amazing so I did another 12 second clip where I was talking to monkey because she was over here next to me on the bed and I want to see if this mic would pick it up man picked her up great this thing it sounded smooth the good tone to it and the output was excellent I mean just crystal clear a great sound so I'm like alright let's let's make our video so she comes over gets beside me and whenever I do a make a video on here like this I'll do a 10 second clip just to make sure the audio and video is syncing up which I had issues earlier while pretty much all day because this is the third time I've had to make this video because for some reason now my audio when I'm using a different mic my audio is not syncing up I don't know if it has something to do with that or not but so like my up my other one I thought I gave like $9 for it I did give seven for it like almost two years ago two years ago or something and it lasted that long which really surprised me that it did I was thinking maybe a year if that so when I got this I read all the reviews up on it much hype you know the reviews people oh I've had mine going on a year now and you know no issues working flawlessly another review I've had mine for eight months seven or eight months and again no issues works perfectly no problem I got 22 seconds out of line now I know what you guys are going to say you know $3 you're gonna say the same thing monkey did what would you expect for $3 I expected the fucking thing to work it advertises as work if it advertised you know sometimes they don't work right you may have to send it back and get another one then I could go oh yeah you know what do you expect I expected to work when it's advertised that it works and it works great I expected to work a lot longer than 22 fucking seconds because I did a 10 second clip and a 12 second clip wouldn't even done with my testing phase of it rattles sounds like the buttons yeah the buttons were at all it's cheap I know it's only $3 I know what you guys are gonna say what you cheap ass no I like to save a little money to when I get a better computer because I do need maybe gaming computer or whatnot I need something with a couple terabyte memory I need something faster for normal videos if I was doing podcasting or something sure I would go ahead and get you know 30 40 maybe even a hundred dollar one but if I had a better computer I wouldn't even need this fucking thing I could just plug my mic in one port my sound in the other port and I'd be done but these HP all-in-one computers there's one port you need to plug your mic in it or your headphones in it you can't do both so if you're using your mic and if you want to hear yours you know something that sounds good you got unplug the mic plug your speakers in if you want to use the speakers on this thing they suck monkey's laptop sounds better than this all this thing is inside of here is a laptop with a big screen that's all it is it's a glorified laptop there's no expansion ports you know that's why I wanted to get a tower to begin with so I can have expansion port if I wanted to put a card in it see because I got to do all this stuff I got to run these external things these external devices so I have to you know now I got to get splitters you know so I can run more you know more USB a USB hub to run more stuff you know like my external memory card or external hard drive because this this computer fills up so freakin fast but so if you're wanting to think well you cheap ass it's only three bucks send me send me three bucks and I'll send you this let's see how you like it yeah it's easy to say well it's only three bucks don't give a shit it advertised that it worked I wanted to work longer than 22 fucking seconds figure that out I mean what would that be money wise for 22 seconds three dollars isn't 20 you know 22 goes in three how many times I mean how much you know I mean yeah what do you expect I expect that the work is intended you know did I expect it the last five years no of course not expected the last maybe five months six months at least you know yeah but yeah if you know you think I'm being cheap send me your money and I'll send you this thing send me $3 I'll send you this I'll even give you a warning it may not work but send me your three bucks you know come on so I gotta put in for a return and I gotta wait on them if they don't get a hold of me by a certain time by a certain date they got three or four days to get older me if they don't then I gotta go through eBay and then they got to help me try to get this straightened out and figure out you know how am I gonna excuse me how am I gonna get my money back or you know send this thing back or whatever I'll send it back to them already ordered another one yes I ordered another cheap one maybe it's a fluke but I know the last one order you know last one and use last on this two years this thing lasted 22 seconds so you know try another one if it don't work it's going back to because I do expect something to work I don't care if it's three cents thirty dollars three dollars three hundred dollars I don't give a fuck if it says it's going to work I wanted to to work as intended not work as intended for 22 seconds so you better hurry up and get your video done you know or whatever you're doing come on man you know yeah so yeah I've got a rant and that's bullshit you know to some people three dollars how many how many times do people go what was only three dollars throw it away how many people do that and they get by with it they're getting rich off of people and the people it's not getting anything people used to take pride in their work now it's you know good work for eight hours and go home fuck what you do fuck how bad it is you know and go home they don't care they don't care who's gonna buy this you know you talked to some people man I wouldn't buy that because I worked in that place I know what it's like that's bullshit you know I mean nobody takes pride in anything anymore and that's sad but anyway I just you know it does it it just really pisses me off to no end to think that you know people just throwing their money away you know like what am I going to do go you know here's my three dollars okay here's this oh well it don't work just throw it away and forget about it no because you know if you stand if the buyer was standing right here I want my fucking money back now or I'm getting my money back and you're going to get a black eye you know you're going to get an ass with me too because I'm not you know I don't take it lightly you know I mean money's hard to come by you know I mean damn you know monkey I work hard and still do for what what we get you know I'm unemployed now because of you know medical conditions and stuff so you know it's not like you know I get a paycheck every week you know so I got to go through other means to get my money you know and you know three dollars to me is a lot of money you know I could buy a loaf of bread and some sandwich meat for three dollars meat for two days I'm not just going to throw it away pisses me off I mean yes bullshit guys I don't know I don't know but well thanks for listening to me rant I did order another one so excuse me supposed to be in supposed to be here by Monday so again we'll try that again we'll do a video on that when I get it we'll open it up and we'll check it out and plug it in and see how long that one lasts because it's another cheap one you know I don't want to spend 20 or 30 dollars on one if I'm not podcasting I mean I use this thing a couple times a week you know at best sometimes live streaming or hangouts sometimes doing something like this I but it's not like you know like if I was podcasting yeah I buy a good one because you don't want this going bad in the middle of a podcast you know what the fuck right all right guys thanks for watching I appreciate it you all enjoy the rest of your week shape air the myth man legend I'm gone for now y'all be safe thanks