If you want a show that freakin' owns,
(Better than the Walking Dead or even Mad Men.)
Sit back and just watch The Game of Thrones.
(On a scale of 1 to 5 I'd give it a 10.)
Dwarves that are too witty to be tossed,
(Even though he's short of stature he's the master, bitch.)
If you don't read the books you'll be lost.
(A Feast for Crows kinda sucked, though, what the fuck, yo.)
Travel to the Wall and Winterfell,
(It is a place where chicks are chicks and men are men.)
The Others can fucking go to hell.
(Except Coldhands, he's a badass, might be Benjen.)
Did you want a noble king?
You're out of luck.
(Targaryens are MIA.)
Robert Baratheon is a drunken fuck.