 You don't care about animals? I don't care about animals. I've got a million chickens die on the way to the slaughterhouse in the UK. A million. I don't care about animals. Some people don't care. Some people don't care. I eat protein. I need protein. Oh! I know what they're doing. They're like... They fall over and they lay in their own urine feces and it burns their bodies. I don't need one. No, no. We've got something for you, though. He doesn't even want it now. He just walked up. Alright, I'm Joey Carpstrong. I'm back with VFC. We're in Birmingham. We're at the front of Nando's. And we're doing something a little cheeky this time. I'm posing as a market researcher and we've renamed their famous Piri Piri Sources to something a little closer to reality. We're just asking people what they think of our new source names and you get free chicken in return. Good? Why are you looking suspicious here? Do you want us to see what we're changing our source names to? We would love to see. Would you like to know the truth about the sources? Yeah, yeah. Okay, so we're changing the name from Plain to Imprisoned because most of the birds here in Big Factory Farms about 50,000 in one shed. They only have about an A4 size sheet of paper in terms of space. 50,000 birds in a shed. Like over 95% of these chickens are factory farmed. So we're changing Plain source to Imprisoned because they're Imprisoned in factory farms in the UK. Is that what that company gets the chickens from? You know what? All chicken here in the UK come from places like this. What's the deal? So Nando's got a terrible history with cage tents. Not Nando's? All chicken in the UK? All of it? Yeah, all of it. This is not just Nando's. This is all chickens in the UK. The vast, vast, vast majority of them, they're doing this. There's not. It's like a bar for someone from a nice farm shop named Ian. It's all one farm. Really, on the farm? The vast majority of the chicken here is factory farmed. Yeah, super. Yeah, and then with bird flu, they're all indoors anyway. So no matter where you get chicken from the shop, from the butcher, they're all coming from factory farms. Or mild, we're going to rename to mutilated because they get their beets, see it off with their laser here and it's pretty terrible for them. Why? Oh, yeah, why? So they don't pick each other in confinement. So they take off the top of their beak, cut off with a laser. Three chickens. That's not halal. Factory farmed chickens go to a Halal slaughterhouse and they put a Halal stamp on it. This is lemon and herb. We're changing to lesions and burns. How do you reckon they get those? It's a lesion. Like this here, like scab, lesion. They get burned because they're laying down on the urine and feces on the floor, ammonia. What do you think of that name? I think it makes me feel like I'm going to be eating lesion. Does it? Lesions and burns? Because they fall over and they're laying their own urine and feces and it burns their bodies. I don't need one. No, no, we've got something for you, though. Take it. He doesn't even want it now. He just walked off. This is legit, eh? This is legit? Well, this is legit. Yeah, this is actually a photo of a chicken. Instead of a lemon and herb, we've got lesions and burns. I know, it's terrible. Instead of mango and lime, we've got mangled and lain. They grow so fast these days they can't support their own body weight. You go on this farm, I've been in plenty of these farms, by the way. You see them laying on their back or laying down on their face and their legs splayed out. I've walked in these sheds, when we do investigations, you walk through and every few meters you see them just like this laying down. And they just can't get up. Because they grow so fast now, their bodies, their little bones don't... Can't support the weight. Yep. And they just collapse in there. A lot of them collapse, they splay their legs open. And they're dying. Yeah, they'll suffer and die on the floor. Okay. People want the big, juicy leg drumsticks and that's why they increase their growth through selective breeding and feeding. This is where a lot of the meat's coming from now. The vast majority of chicken comes from places like this. Statistically, it's over 95%, but I honestly think it's all of it. Mmm, okay. Because of the injections? They don't get injections, but they're just selectively bred to grow really fast. In America, they do that, they give them injections. Yeah, not here, but they're just super big. They do grow four times faster than they did in the 50s. Instead of hot, we got hot and suffering. They suffer in the heat of the sheds on the trucks on the way to the slaughterhouse. The sheds get hot ventilation problems and they die on the sheds, floors or suffer on the way to the slaughterhouse. But a million chickens die on the way to the slaughterhouse in the UK. A million. And they talk about humane slaughter here. Suffer and die. You get little runt birds that can't access their feeding troughs and there's just, you go in, there's a sea of birds. You can't walk anywhere in there. And instead of extra hot, we've got electrocuted and slaughtered. Gosh, I saw the electric chair. Extra hot, electrocuted and slaughtered. Or, you know, they mostly get gassed. And then they go and get gas slaughtered. And even the one from your farm shop, they get, you don't like seeing slaughter. No, no, no, no, no, no. Gas slaughtered. They put in a gas chamber and then they're out slashed. And those are not cheap. Oh, I don't know. Strong word to use there, come on. Oh, but a gas chamber is a gas chamber, right? The victims are different. The main method is gassing. That's not cool. You don't mind getting their throat slit? First, not so much because it's not instant. How did I kill them at the farm shop? I'm not sure, I'd have to ask. So you don't have to cut the throat. And there's about a billion chickens be slaughtered every year. And let's keep it in software. That is so mean, what funny. Oh, I know what they're doing. They're lying. You're trying to do the whole thing. Think about chicken and all that. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Look, animal cruelty and all that. Hungry. Yeah, you're hungry, but do you want to eat? You don't want to eat that though, eh? I'm all right. What's wrong with you? You taste good though. How about this? You know that. You know that. You're onto it. You know these days what it's about. You only seen it now though, because now you know, yeah? So what do you think about new source names? They're dark. They're dark and interesting. Interesting, like, do you think they're accurate? Yeah. They're quite accurate, but they're quite interesting. Do you think they're going to encourage people or... No, I feel like they're going to scare them away. What do you think? New names. Do you think they're closer to reality? Yeah. Do you think they're good? More aware. More awareness? I think it's accurate. It's more accurate? I don't think it will get you many sales. You don't think Nando's getting many sales if they're more honest? No. I think not with the source names. You know what? That might dampen a few sales here and there, you know, of all the people that are keeping open mind about this kind of stuff. At the same time, it's very eye-opening. So what do you think? Really good for awareness. I'm not sure it's going to make me want to eat it. It's not good for business. You know what I mean? Like, I'm going to probably not buy anything if I'm thinking that that's what the chickens are going through, that I'm eating. What do you reckon? Do you reckon we should change the names? Be more accurate? Yeah, might as well get away with it, though. I feel bad for wanting one now, though. Yeah. Because you're disconnected from this whole process. I used to work there, haven't I? Whereabouts at Nando's? In Tamafima. Yeah, right. I thought we're supposed to eat animals. Well, yeah, every now and then. With the mangled and lame. I'm not sure people would like that. But this is, I've been in factory farms and this is what you see everywhere. You see birds laying down like this everywhere. I think we should still eat chicken. Why? But just not suffering them like that. That's why lab-grown meats should be good. Either they're in lab-grown meats or chicken dots. Well, actually, we've got a solution right now. You'd have to wait for lab-grown meat. You've got vegan fried chicken. Hand them around. Pass them around. You want to take them all? Yeah, take those into ours that you're good for free. So, why should I buy from Nando's? Well, we've got a kinder alternative here if you would like. I wouldn't know. Free vegan chicken. Okay. So no chickens are abused and used. So you won't feel guilty eating that. Thanks, yeah. All right, see you later. But we do have some free chicken for you. Oh, God, don't ever want it now. It's not real. It's not real. This is vegan chicken, bro. Oh, for us, still. We wouldn't be giving you chicken. I was thinking, you can't be eating that after a lot. You can't get your mobiles, mate. But you won't feel guilty eating that, eh? Yeah. Peace, brother. Take care. Do you want to try some, brother? No, because you've got to put me off. No, no, we're not going to give real chicken out. We're giving vegan chicken out, brother. Okay. All right. This one here's not no chickens involved. Take it home, chuck it in the oven, and then you've got a guilt-free option. Don't have to worry about this. Don't worry about vegans. This is for us. But we're still giving out free chicken? Real chicken or vegan chicken. Well, we wouldn't give out real chickens, would we? Because then we'd be hypocrites, wouldn't we? We've got vegan chicken. Yeah, we're not interested. You only want to eat these chickens? Yeah. I feel like you need to be showing this to the staff. The staff, but the staff don't know, do they? Not just Jack Norfolk. But they only sell it to the consumer. But what about this? What you shouldn't have done is got me over with all the kids. What about this? But we... I could agree with you. How about this? I'm going to give you a present then. Here. This is vegan chicken. Easy, easy, easy. There's no chicken involved in this, so this is vegan. It's vegan fried chicken. No one had to die. Well, get slaughtered, that's for sure. Peace, brother. Treat them as you should like. They basically all come from places like this here. If you look at the statistics... So where does that lead you? I don't know. I'll tell you where it leaves you. We've got some vegan chicken. Oh. That's vegan. Yeah, try it. It's not the right way. It's not the right way. What shall we do next time? I think... I agree with you. What shall we do next time? I don't know. Be against it openly. Let us see that you're against it. I thought you would have known by the first source that we were... What our game was, and we thought we would give you some vegan chicken instead. As a little present. Go back now, sir. You could have had better things. You know how many people genuinely eat chicken like? You thinking that you can actually like stop everyone from eating chicken and sort in animals in this way. That's not gonna happen. I don't know. Because you can't stop all the war either in the world. We're humans. We eat other animals. It's just how it goes. And there's no other humane way of sort in them. What about this? What about this? We've got some shumane option here. Do you want it? It's halal as well. This is how you shumane chicken you can get. It's vegan chicken. VFC is free too. Thank you. Oh, thanks. Thank you so much. It's really tasty. Enjoy. That's one of the best I've had. Really good. Put it in the oven. Amazing. Thank you. We've got one for everyone here. Yeah, thank you. VFC, you can hand them out. Enjoy. Thank you. See you later. What do you think is better for the birds? For the birds. I think this is best. Yeah. It is best. Well, enjoy the kind of choice. It's not chicken. It's really good. This is vegan chicken. What about this way? You can still have chicken. But it's vegan. It's free. It's free. It's free. Here you go. Did that reach you then? Me? Oh, I don't care. Kill whoever. You don't care about the chickens? I'll just get meat for you. You do? Try the vegan meat. Seriously, give it a go. Have an open mind. That's true. Have an open mind, brother. You never know, you might like it. Teddy, you'll give out more. I don't even know why we're arguing anymore. I think we're friends now. I thought we're friends. You've got free chicken. Now we're all... Why not? Because how can you call it chicken if you don't want people to eat chicken? Exactly. So if we call it chicken, the people who want chicken will go for that instead. It's not true, though. Yeah, but it's vegan chicken. It's not true, though. But it's vegan chicken. But it's not chicken. I'd be real. Yeah, you do. But you don't... You don't respect that, though, eh? I respect you. Halao as well, they come from... In England? Factory farms as well. This is vegan chicken. You can guarantee this is Halao. Don't call it chicken. If you're going to stand by it, how can you call it? But we removed the E, so it's chicken with an N. It's apostrophe N. So there's not actually chicken with an E. It's apostrophe. It's chicken. Honestly. You don't care about chickens? I'm against chickens. Animals in a cruel way. But they're eating of chickens. Eating of chickens. What about the... Are you about to set that up? What about the raising the animals? You don't want to eat chicken now. No, because I was just going to hear what you were saying. Yeah. About cussing and then all that. Mutilating the birds and... And dying it like... Like being their thesis. Not like genuinely, if there's one food, I'll never leave them. I like this chicken. Did you even take some free chicken? Vegan chicken? No, but vegan chicken... It doesn't bang the same. It doesn't bang the same. It doesn't bang the same. I like that. It doesn't bang. Look at this. Look at this chicken here. And I'll look at that. Do you think this is justified? I don't really care. You don't care about animals? I don't care about animals. I don't care. Some people don't care. Some people don't care. I eat protein. I need protein. Do you care about animals? I do care about animals. I take great care of the ones that I have. I try my best. And I don't eat them. Some people don't care about animals, but we only want to talk to people that do care because there's no point trying to convince people that don't care. Do you care about these birds? Do you care about... I do care because if they're not treated, you mean it kind of puts you off. Do you know what I mean? I was listening to what you were saying. Do you know what I mean? Because my parents are from Jamaica. When we go back to Jamaica, all the birds are free in free range, all the chickens and stuff. So what do you think about, like, killing a bird that's free? Do you think that's an ethical thing to do? I think it's ethical. But people like... You've got a choice, haven't you, if you want to eat meat or not? I mean, just you personally. Me personally. I eat meat personally, but my girlfriend's a vegetarian. So I'm kind of like... There's a bit of struggle going on. Do you feel right about the cutting the chicken set off just eating? No, I don't actually. I don't feel good about it either. I wouldn't slander. I just don't think based on that. It's not slander, it's reality. They just don't advertise to the people. You should be fighting with the people that are abusing the animals, really. Not us. We're just trying to give free chicken to people. I was listening to what I was saying. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? I was listening to what you were saying. It makes sense. Yeah. But you see, because my girlfriend's a vegetarian, that's what she's against. You know, the slotting of animals is free. Well, they get slaughtered in the egg and dairy industry. She should be vegan. I'm a vegan for now 10 years. Yeah, nearly 10 years. So I'll have to... And the Rossifarians are vegan. You know, Rossifarians? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now I think, personally, it's the wrong way about it. Show me your soul, me. Are you going to come and do some activism with me then? But... Next time. Do it the right way. You don't want it. You don't want it, but you care about animals. So maybe you can try the vegan. Did you get some vegan chicken? Do you want some vegan chicken to take with you? Maybe rescue a lot of animals. Do you? Yeah. That's good. Yeah. Do you think animals are rescued? Would you think I cared about them? I wouldn't care. It's illegal. I wouldn't care, because you can't save me. I know you don't care. If you ate a cat, you'd go to prison. I don't go to prison for eating a chicken. And that's just life in England. It's bad life for the chicken though, isn't it? It's bad life for the chickens, isn't it? It's just life. You should go vegan, brother. That's right. It's hard. I see what I think, but... Start with the VFC. No worries, brother. But we can be vegan. You can't put vegan when you're vegan. I'm not bothering you. I was just giving you free chicken. Don't do standos. Don't do standos. Use all food. We do advocate against all of it. It's just standos. All of it. But we're doing standos today. We'll be at KFC tomorrow if you want to come by. We'll give you more.