 Uh-oh, uh-oh, set the mood boys. Late night wheel of mud, ooh. Dude, I even went out and got one of them, like, TikTok thaw, galaxy-like projector things. Oh, wow. Get a little ambiance, get a little igneous, warm the boys up, shh! I hope your girlfriend's out in the room, shh! I'm gonna give her the Mack Truck Deluxe. Respectfully. I've been on TikTok. You can't tell. I've been on TikTok. It's a poison. It's a little fucking poison. The leading cause of cancer is TikTok. I read that in a book. Stop the cow. Ah! Ooh, oink. Look at me, bro, I'm down bad. I'm down bad. Listen boys, I got a jam packed week. I'm gonna be gone during the day, filming some stuff, can't tell you what, you'll see. But I might have to get, you know, a little ambient pink galaxy projector, thotty TikTok degenerate lighting going for the vid. Late at night, I start to have a stroke and I literally just like, I can't even, I already, I can tell that I'm gonna lose it, bro. Why don't it don't rake it in my ears right now, you baddie, you thotty. I've drained my bank account to clap the cheeks off of my no-rake. Or Dua Lipa, oh my. Or Bella Porch. Bella Porch. I wish I had only fans, bro. All right, let's get it boys. I'm so ashamed though. We lost the last wheel of mud, which means we're gonna walk into this next season with damn near a God squad. My team is so good. Now I like that, cause I feel like I'm gonna easily get to the playoffs. But even then, as we saw that playoff game, I got straight up beat by that dude's credit card. Yes, I could be a better Madden player, but honestly, right now I'm pretty skilled. Nice. I have good playbooks down. He literally just had a 99 at every position, 99 speed at every position. There's nothing I could do. I was playing good. I feel like maybe, am I cappin? Am I totally lying to myself? Maybe. So when I'm looking into getting someone crazy fast, where Duran James is, someone crazy fast where it does award is, I definitely gotta get Keanu Neal out of the road. Keanu Neal was selling. Not cool. Chase Young is great. TJ Wad is great. Aaron Donald is great. So we don't gotta mess with that. Offensively, I need a left guard. I need a right tackle. Back up tight end would be good. And honestly, Larry fits CD lamb. It ain't it. There's lots that we can do. I would like some route running while receivers, so it doesn't cost me so much for route technician. Despite the team being so good, there's still a lot. Cause bro, all it takes is for me to run into another dude just like that, and I lose. So let's get in this wheel spin and let's go from there. All right boys, hopefully we get some weight. It's spinning right now, I gotta make sure. Overall wheel. I have never in my life taken an L on the overall wheel. My overall wheel spins, which I've gotten a ton of in the last 10 episodes, have been so good. Never sell. Never. I literally don't sell. I'm so good on the overall wheel. 94, bro. I think I've gotten 94, 95 every time. That's insane. I wouldn't get any 94 overall player in the game. Right tackle. We go right tackle on this. Let's see what our options are. Lane Johnson, Brian Bulaga, Tristan Worves, bro, I love Tristan Worves. Tristan Worves is such a cool dude. He's also a stunt. That's a rookie, bro. That's a rookie. That's an incredible card too. Yeah, let's go Tristan Worves. I'll do a little Super Bowl bandwagon for the rookie. All right, that's exactly what I needed too. Bring a man. Let's take my offense to a 95, which is solid and Tristan Worves is boosted to a 95. I think we get Frank Ragnar out of there. We should be a 95 overall. Can Julio Jones like somehow randomly get a really good card please? Maybe like Splockbusters or like a random Julio Jones flashback card. But that prestige is completely going the way since bumming me out. All right, last but not least, the challenge wheel. I've been pretty solid on the challenge wheel. I can get one coin pack. I'd have to pull something crazy, but hey, you never know. This one, bro. I knocked this one out so well last time, but I think I got lucky because I usually don't knock this one out that well. I gotta hold my breath in the red zone. This is gonna be tough. I'm excited though. Let's get it. You boys smell that? I'm gonna smell something bad! Smells like a clean slate, baby. I just got out of prison. They wiped everything off my record. What? Don't ask why I was in there. What are you talking about, man? Oh boy, you know what? I think I'm over being mad about people with all 99 top threes because I'm pretty sure I'm at that point in the season where everybody's gonna have a 99 top three no matter what I do. So I'm over it. This is gonna be a tough game. I gotta, yeah, I gotta get that out of my system, bro. I gotta not even say it. Every game is gonna be a tough game at this point, man. Darren Waller, the streak right up the middle, still an undefeated route. I'm gonna get it to my sweater formation and I'm gonna get ready to play some football, baby. Let's feast, Alvin. Let's feast my friend. Ooh, geez, why is he run committing? I just fell on his dude that was on the ground that was almost a touchdown. Oh my God. I think the Sean Jackson over the top could be a touchdown here. We'll have to see. Ben's what he's in still. It's not. Almost could have thrown down too, but I pulled out of that. Second and 10. We're starting out pretty hot. I'm not gonna lie. Sheesh. The fucking clamps are ridiculous, but they're there. Patrick. Oh, Patrick. Oh, Patty boy. That was open, my friend. They're clamping the shit out of me right now, though. I'm gonna get a CD out of here. I'm gonna go a Texas Strat out of Dalvin. That's what we need to hit here. Yup, yup. It's wide open. Huge catch. Huge catch and my voice cracked. Shut up, it's late. I am not in the red zone yet, but I'm gonna be in soon. Let's get ready, boys. Good Lord. They're so fast. They're in the same defense I run. It's great defense. Oh, this isn't man. I don't think this is my blitz. I think CD land might be a touchdown, unless this is man. Ooh, it's not. Is that there? No, no, no, no, no, no. You suck. Oh, that was a horrible pass. Wait, safety. Safety, maybe? Ow, it's a touch back. Damn. Fitzgerald started coming towards the ball. I was trying to play me from the corner. It didn't work. It's gonna start out with a run play and he's gonna get lit up by Derwent James. This is gonna be tough, though. I know this is gonna be tough. Ooh, I can't make adjustments. Why does he do this shit, bro? I'm stuck. What are you doing? Let me fucking adjust. Another big hit. We take those. 3 to 1, I think he's gonna run this ball. I don't know what he's gonna throw. He gets lit up. 4th and 10, let's see if it's a fake. I doubt it, though. Are you chewing clock on your punt? Hi, man, it's the first quarter. It kicks it out of bounds. Wow, man knows how to punt. I punted maybe twice this whole year. I think he's blitzing here. If this play action goes off, this will be a solid play. A few moments later. Bro, this is so boke. Are you joking? My blockers completely ignored that, dude. Completely ignored him. I'm so over, bro. 2nd and 10, X is open right now. Oh, yes, the playmaker. The playmaker. Nope. He dropped it. Wait, did I throw a kick on my first try? I guess I fucking did. Why do I do that? I can't stop, bro. I literally am physically incapable of stopping. 3rd and 10, man, no. B is open right now. I'm just worried. No, go up field B. B was there, but it wasn't something I could throw right then. I'm gonna set up the perfect play right here. Let's see if he goes man coverage. That would be good. We just throw Darren Waller off the jump. Or we throw to Shawn Jackson Lay, okay? That's it, 4th and 10. Let's get it. Darren Waller off the jump. This is a, this is a run play. Same thing? Oh, I missed. Ooh, I know what he wants. He wants the corn over the top. He wants the corn on the top. Okay. Ooh, this is a run play. I'm sending all the boys. I'm sending all the boys. Get the fuck out of here. Jim Thorpe lights me up. Let's see if he'll make an early mistake. Ooh, I'm on the wrong dude. It's kind of scared of that happening. I'm not gonna lie. Damn, he powered forward too. That's tough. First single. Is he going with the full bag dive? Yup. That's tough. I just gotta find my own offensive rhythm right now. I'm just, I'm out of it. I hate scum kickers, bro. This shit should not be in the game. Does the idea that you can do that kick should not exist. That is not NFL football. Man coverage? No. Darren Waller on that user playmaker. See, this is what's good about his defense. Is he is spending so much time and no heat that lends her. I just scored in like 18 seconds. I'm telling you, we got a shot still. This doesn't look good, but we got a good shot in this game. Especially if he keeps letting me use your playmaker like that. If he wants to rush too, good start. Now we gotta get a big clamp. Big clamp right here. First and 10, he's probably looking deep. I don't know what all this is. He just throws underneath for no yard. He sends McClearn. I gotta go on McClearn here. Okay. So there's the slant. Mine. Oh! So close to that. I was so close to that. So I have to defend the McClearn slant and then go up for the post. Where's the post? Where's the post? No post? Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine. Out of bounds. Out of bounds. Gonna bring McClearn across. So I'm gonna fake the slant and go up to the post. Fake the slant, go up to the post. I'm on the post. All right, it's gonna be the same thing. McClearn's gonna come across. There's a slant and a post. We fake onto the slant. We go onto the post. Yup. Ah, damn. Damn. Wait, this dude's so fast. Sheesh, bro. Great, bro. TJ Watt missed such a basic tackle. 14-7, that's tough. He's gonna get the ball. I have to. I gotta stop him somehow or I'm a loose. 21-7 is gonna be too difficult to climb out of. Gotta find a way to stop him. First and 10, he's gonna come with a run to the left side. Ooh, Jim Thorpe is such a stun. He's so good. Second and five. This is what he's been sending a lot. A slant and a post. Yup, yup. Nope. Oh, that's our break. That's our break right there. That's a pick six. So tough to not get that. All right, that's solid though. Fourth and three. I go for this for sure. I'm gonna cover two. What is that throw? That was so sick. Did he like low throw that? Most of the times, that's getting broken out. That was very clean. My first time running man, we got our break. Chase Young got through and rocked him. Yo, run that man coverage again so I can laser you with the Sean Jackson. Oh, that might be it, bro. Eventually. Jesus Christ. I thought I was gonna be able to dot up that man coverage. I couldn't. I couldn't at all. There was nothing I could do, in fact. See if I can hit CD Land maybe this time. Jesus, look at this shit. I'm so over it. I look at this, bro. I'm so fucking over it. Who was that even two? Like my homes, who did you even throw that to? It's so silly. I know this is a left side run. Oh, you switched it to the right. It don't matter, we're on top of it. I'm fast as fucking boy. Heater, heater! Oh, an intercept. I need like a pick six, dude, because I can't score. He's gonna keep running the man coverage and I'm gonna be stuck in this fucking box, man. Wait, damn. I don't even know what he threw there. That was clean though. One eternity later. Dude, congrats, man. This is exactly what I was talking about. You play these dudes with a 99 overall feed at 99 speed on everybody. At the very least, I can still complete my challenge because I just had to hold my breath in the red zone and I haven't actually been in the red zone yet. I hate to complain, bro, but this is just so silly. All right, hey, he came out of man, which is the only reason I was able to get yards right there. The good thing is I only got Tristan Werff's from today's episode. Why are you bullying me? X was open there for a second. A one second window where my guy was open. That was pretty cool. This meta is just so dumb because you don't even have to be good at the game. Play that back. Look at the end, bro. I can't make this shit up. I literally can't make this shit up. That's insane. He doesn't even have to play, bro. He could shut his eyes. He really could. He could shut his eyes. It doesn't matter to this dude. Look at this. My home's fumbles that throw every time, too. This is crazy, though, bro. Just gonna kneel it out and take this one. It's a good guy. I gotta shoot GG to my opponent and GG my man's. I'm sorry, boy. It's not that I'm not trying. It's not that I'm not trying. I'll try my ass off. I just, I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. Dude, they put man coverage on me and without that Tyree killer, somebody who can bust it, I'm screwed. I gotta get a 99-speed wide receiver with route technician. All right, so I'm just gonna keep getting hurt like this. What I'm gonna do right now, though, is I think I'm gonna put route technician on Deshaun Jackson, make him my number one wide receiver and go from there. So Tristan Worves gets booted. Did you start? I don't feel so good. No! I did complete my challenge. I can take any pack from the store. I don't think any of these packs, like at all, can even contain a super good wide receiver. Unless I'm forgetting about somebody, I don't think there's anyone I can really get that would be good, but I gotta try it anyway, right? So we're gonna go on Ultimate Legends, fantasy pack, they wouldn't get anything. London, Fletcher, Cortland, Sutton, cool, but they don't help me. Kaboom! Let's go! So good! This is huge! Savion Howard, are you kidding? This is so huge! That's what she said. Ha ha ha! He's gonna be legit back there! Oh my God! Off with the challenge, real bro! Because I technically held my breath in the red zone because I never made it to the damn red zone. Damn, Dermot James is better than Savion Howard. Savion Howard's cool, but 94-speed ain't nothing special. He'll be awesome coming in as a sub. I do need subs too because my corners get tired of telling I don't have a sub right now, so I'm happy. Oh my God. Tough loss, but I know you knew about that, boys. I'm sorry. Hey, I love you, thank you for watching as always. I'll see you in the next episode. Peace out.