 Holy heck, here we are in Sydney's Hoyt's Entertainment Quarter. We just checked out 50 Shades Darker. I want you back. I'm not very good at this. I've never wanted to try again. It's the sequel. We left off in a really hard place for the couple. They had seen bad things, they broke up. But does anyone care and is 50 Shades Darker any good? Nick, what do you think? No, I haven't seen the previous one. And I think I might have needed to because there are a few little gaps. We're trying to work out who's who. But no, it was just not very entertaining really. It was like they used sex as a full stop for every sentence. Every time they got together it's like, oh hi, let's go for a coffee, shagging. Then cut to next scene. It's very repetitive and pretty boring. Well, we'll catch up on the story. Basically, Dakota Johnson's character, Anna, has broken up with Christian Grey and she's kind of deciding, do I want to get back with him? Do I want to start this new career in book editing? Or do I just want to live my life without the Christian Grey? And you know what she decides to do? She decides to get back with him. What a surprise. Spoiler. Because there's other two other books so it's got to happen somewhere. This is basically a porno with a plot. It's the simplest way of discussing it, right? I wouldn't even say the plot. I've seen porn with better plots in some cases. But it's one of those things where you're kind of like, who's writing this? Who's a four? Who's the demographic for this movie? Is it the weird, seedy old dudes that just like go into movies like Pee Wee Herman and is watching porn by themselves? Or is it for women that need a break from their reality? Or is it for men that like, nudely? I have no idea who the demographic for this movie is. Who is it made for? No, because she was topless most of the time. There was no dung for the ladies or people who liked dung. But being a male, I did not care for her whatsoever. He spends a lot of this time in this movie down on her, which is like, for someone that is meant to be dominating, is that the word dominating her? She's dominating him. She's in control of this movie. She knows what's happening. She's an aggressive character then she's not and then she's all over the place. And she's like, I don't want you, but then I do. And then, who are these people you've been with? Oh, should I care about them? Yes, I do. But then, oops, I don't. What's going on? What's the best and what's the worst part for you? The best moments for me was the humor, like the unintentional humor. I could see they were trying to make you laugh a few times, but there were moments where you just started laughing because it was so awkward. It was like watching a bowl in the beautiful episode. Kim basically would just stand in the corner, people would have a conversation and she'd literally step into the shadow. Hello. And she's like, do you know what we're doing? And the people in the background just made no sense. So definitely the best bit then for me was just the humor. The worst part was Dakota Johnson. It's all right, she's forgettable. It's fine. I'm not judging you. So you're watching Dakota Johnson. She would just ask so many stupid questions. I didn't think she was actually even in the first movie. It's like she hadn't seen anything before. She's like, oh, is this your room? Oh, can I not touch you there? Oh, what does this do? Oh, who's he? Who's that? And I'm like, she's as new to the film as I am. I'm going to talk about my worst bit and that has to be, this is going to be a potential spoiler, but really it adds nothing to the film and it's just really this tiny plot device that happens for no apparent reason. And that's them being in the helicopter crash while they're in Portland. And it's not with Dakota Johnson. She's at home in New York. Where do they live? Chicago. Seattle, that's right. Seattle. And she's at home looking after herself in Christian's house and all of a sudden, Christian's on a helicopter with one of his workmates and something happens and they start crashing into the forests of Portland. And the characters start getting worried. They all have a meet up at Christian's house and like, what's happening to Christian? What's happening to Christian? And literally, two minutes later, he shows up and he's fine. And then the parents leave. That's the best part. Oh my God, my son's here and it's like, let's give him some time alone. And after like five seconds with him, they kiss off. And he's friends. Everyone just leaves. Maybe that's the part of the book that was like an extended scene that we haven't seen, but for the movie side of it, it was bonkers and made no sense. It was over quicker than a sex scene. It was just like, I'm in jeopardy, bang. Oh, I'm alive again. Great. And he literally just walked in with like a bit of blood down his, you know, side of his head. But that's like, well, surely he would have seen an emergency team when they were found. Wouldn't have they have said, you know, have to spend a night in hospital. You just were in a fucking plane crash. Like, you can't just leave. I'm sorry. That's not how things work. It probably did. That's right. So what was your best bit? My best bit? That's hard to find. Look, to be honest, I have no idea. I don't actually know best bit, but one bit I found interesting that in the film was that Denny Elfman scores this movie and there's not much scoring to it. It's all commercial music. So it makes you think, what happened to Denny Elfman? Why has he stooped this low to do this movie? Is he getting probably, it's paid a lot. I'd imagine, yeah. But he did the one before as well. Did he? Okay. You wouldn't be able to tell. Denny Elfman's got a very unique sound, I'd almost say. And there's nothing to this movie. There's nothing to this movie. I don't know who it's made for. I don't know who wants to see it. Like, I get that there's people that just, you know, like dominating people. But there's none of that in this movie either. It's just straight. You know, all in all, don't waste your money. It's another one of our big nos. But, you know, if, I'm just trying to think of why you may see this movie. If he goes night out. If you've got a Valentine's Day and you want to take your boyfriend, your girlfriend, maybe go, I guess. But there's so much better out there that you could be watching right now. It's Oscar season. Go see something from the Oscars. Don't go see this movie. Avoid it like the plague. And watch out for sexually transmitted diseases. Because you might get them on the seats if you see this movie. Don't watch it with your parents. No! God, no. Never watch this with your parents. That'd be awkward as hell. And that's all from us tonight. 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