 On the first day of cocktail Christmas my true love gave to me a white Christmas martini Yeah, not your true love it That was for the drinks, and you were making the drinks Yeah, but I'm making you some drinks It's kind of weird if you call me your true love when I'm the one making you drinks Whatever, okay fine. You're gonna drink it? What no I'm gonna go through if I gotta make them for you. You should be drinking them Bottoms up. All right, well this should be fun. Cheers On the second day of cocktail Christmas my true love gave to me To winter wonderland And a white Christmas no, I'm not no no no I'll do it going up. I'm not doing it going down Tyler you're sexy. That's what she said. Yeah Anyway slantcha and cheers on the third day of cocktail Christmas my true love made for me three Russian raspberries Raspberry Russians whatever get over it. What's that? Yeah, it works with the song. Okay, geez All right fun sponge. This is a fun sponge Bob drink up to winter wonderlands and a white Christmas martini I'm drinking shut up get away from me Oh On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me for white Christmas mojito No, okay, how am I gonna do the four drinks and it's like God lady, man the rundown oh So this is a lot of dairy milk was a bad choice Oh, oh, sorry three Russian raspberries to winter wonderlands and a white Christmas martini What are you looking at motherf***er on the fifth day of cocktail Christmas I'm made for Mike or white Christmas mojitos three raspberry Russians to winter wonderlands and a white Christmas martini Merry Christmas from drinks made easy Oh God bless us everyone