 I'm about to play some... ...Head to Head, man. Yeah, I'll play the leaderboards. You don't want to get fucked up right now by me. I can tell by the time. I don't want to play my team. I don't want to play the approach that I'm good at. I'm not good at all. I'm talking about Riddertons. I know you don't want to play me on there either. Like some fucking game, dude. I knew it. I knew it. Don't try to just talk to me like I'm a little fucking kid. But I know you do well. I know you do well. I don't know how much you play the game. You're not going to talk to me like I'm fucking anybody. Oh, I know you do well, bro. You really don't want to play. I don't like this shit. He's scrolling through the... Oh, he's inviting. Wait, what? Oh, shit. I don't like this shit. I'm just going to come out and say anything. I'm just trying to chill. It's fucking 4.30 in the morning. I don't want to lose your ass. Mike's going to play 700 games with 2K. He wanted so much fun, too. Cheezing the shit out of me. The whole time. Hey, let's say good night and everything's going to disappear. Who's got a center that could shoot? Ask Ravens how to do it. The Bucks. The Bucks have Giannis and they have all shooters around them. Who's their center? Bro, this guy's got a strap. Bro, ask Ravens how he does it. Well, I found it up here, but you can't even get this shit. You gotta fucking wait for the thing. Who are you picking them? Yeah, why not? I'm going to get fucked up. I can't lie. This is the first time I've played it. Wow. He really is using the Bucks. He's just teasing. Use the Warriors. I kind of want to use the Warriors. The only thing that can match up with the Bucks is the Warriors. Right here, kid. I want to play part of these dudes who want to play my player. I don't know what's up with everybody. This is going to be a strap. Warriors is the Bucks. We got another matchup. We need another player. We can find another player. I just want to learn how to make my players do exactly what I want. How to play the screen, how to not help a lot. Stay home. Defensive settings. No, but it's weird. Nah, I'll be... You pause the game instantly. That's what you used to do on two game little boards to intimidate people. Yeah, shit. He paused fast and shit. He's doing settings. No, I'm trying to get Giannis at the fucking point. I don't know how. How do I get Giannis at the point? You can get him substitution. Substitution? Yeah, thank you. There's a game plan. You have to wait until the game starts, though. Kevin. Jamon said he likes that. Aw, damn. You're off stuff for his play? Let's see how this shot looks. That was fast as fuck. That was a good shot. Who's better? Bucks or Warriors? No, bro. Okay, that shot's fast as fuck. Okay, okay, okay. Come on, come here, little man. Giannis, we don't want you spotin' out, kid. We want you rim-runnin'. I don't know if you might be bae. You're super fucking bae. You're the one that I'm sayin' I wasn't gonna be bae. This shoe is seven-carry, bro. He's the best. God, I suck. I cannot shoot with this motherfucker, bro. Yeah, I feel nervous for everybody waitin' for a email tomorrow. For real? I just hope they get it right. Wow, that's very late. So, we're gonna have 40 points each if we're put in my team. Ah! Bro, the release is true. I can't beat the computer. I just can't go by him. Sorry. What did you say? Oh, my god. Dude, this shit's on you, fuck. Everybody stand in the corner and you go rim-bite this guy. Terrible. Did you do that on CPU? Yup. It doesn't be real as a EuroStep expert. I know it gives me trouble, but it doesn't. That's gotta be bad, man. Take your invention that makes it better. Make it better. That's EuroStep player, Adam. You a**hole. Bro, all them times I thought you was wild. Shit's on him. You really started the way. He started it. I don't wanna do this. I'm on offensive triple. Yo, can we not lock him in? Wait. He ain't getting baited. I just gotta learn these shots. I don't know who the fuck I'm shooting with. I don't know who the fuck I'm shooting with. That's the only thing. I don't like it. Just pretend it's Larry Johnson. Bro, they ain't got the same release. Get that out. They ain't got the same release, though. That's what you're saying. Who are these guys? He's doing that. What are you doing? What do you mean? Let's just get this fucking easy. When are you guys gonna get that? No way. Easy. Easy there, Dev. You know what? I just don't know how to get rebound. Simple as that. I wonder what people use in money games. Who the fuck is McKinnon? Why is he in my field? That's all. See, I've done something that pissed me off. I don't know how to do subs, and this shit just kills me. I can't shoot with a motherfucker. Simple as that. Good thing. I missed four widows in 30s. Oh, my God. It's not my team. We get nine out of everywhere. It's not that, bro. The bar is not even close to people. I'm trying to figure out what to pause, but it does. I don't want them subbing in these bombs out of nowhere. What do you put on here? Let's try that. Yeah, I got you later. I know I can do it. Everybody on the boat, that's the thing. I did a time to pause the game, and I didn't even put anyone on the boat. Oh, my God. What the fuck is McKinney? Oh, no, we're riding the starters out. Okay. I don't know, but I don't want all my, you know what I'm saying? I don't want everybody out of the game at once. I guess McKinney can shoot a little bit. Oh, God. Larry had to remove him from the discord right now. He's about to KO and don't want us to hear him snore. I'll cut the angle. He's better from... I put my bench in, so enjoy it. What the? That's good. That's yellow. Oh, my God. Let's get shot, man. Shoot or shoot, baby? What? Is it a hell game right now? Yeah, it was a bad one. Of course. I mean, you can't shoot. I mean, you can't shoot. Okay. What's that? It's open. What the fuck are you doing, man? This shit don't see... My my players behind the back just buy all that shit. Look at him. Look at him. I ain't gonna get there. Come on, Yannis. You back. Jesus. I gave him a little breather. I did not mean that that would seep you. Only 10 point score? Bruh, I need my team back. I wanted to like one time. So, oh, so you gonna do another try? All right, boys. Can we please shoot the rock? And they reset it. Hmm. You know, I'm not gonna play like a faggot on defense. I'm just gonna run there. Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm gonna get it right behind the back. I'm gonna buy that shit. I hit that. Man, that's not good. My defense. I am so... Bruh, wide open pick and pop. This trick is half bar late, bro. Cross that bitch. That's not good. This is a good play. But you cross the face on me. I don't litter. I'm trying to call a play. I'm getting fucking... I got a triple team and shit. I'm gonna do this quick. I saw him. That's just fucking unfair. Bruh, I can't. Oh my God, what a bitch ass. Hmm. Be honest. He tried, didn't he? Oh, wow. Got to be in. Oh, no. So tough. Very early. Very early. I'm so... Bruh. Oh my God. Don't bust. Thank God. That's the shit that Joe never fucking does. I let the guy run by him. Yeah, I know. He do that shit to me so much. I'm like, bruh. Get that out. You don't have to do that. You're the best player. No, I'm just saying like the fact that he... Oh, no, I don't. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That shit was wild. The best player. Bro, he's the best player in the stupid game, bruh. Oh, you don't want to do that. I know what this bitch is up to. I think maybe if I play them tighter... Green. I just say, if you have five, like... Because you got like some decent shooters, but like you said, if you have five, knock down fucking Green as well. No, I know. And I don't. And I'm really good with fucking the honest, bruh. Like I know the animations like Madden. I know what's up happens, whether the Euro or just blow by Madden. Or like, yeah, you see I got the pass out shit too. Yeah. You just want to zone? No. I'm just playing really... G, G, fucking G. Of course not. I'm just playing really... I put my shit on and want to segue off and shit. Yeah, this is why I want to have the ball, fuck it. Come on, Karin. I want to get the basketball, thank you. Good day, Yannis. How can you make me fucking open? It's too easy, bro. We're going to make Yannis beat us. Oh, he'll beat you. You want to make other people beat you. I thought of him as my dog. I said, hey, let's run him. I said, let's run him my team game. You know, I ain't played you in a while. Or I haven't never played him. But like, I feel like, you know, I'm halfway decent now. And he said, I guess, because I don't know why. He said he's not allowed to play or qualify for the $250,000 tournament. For some weird reason. He didn't tell me though. Yeah, he's really good. Oh my god. I hate this fucking game already. Where are you? I mean, can I see if you get his hands up? Just put your hands up. Come on. He got that. It's in. How did I get a bad pass out of that shit? You see, like, I have like, you know what I mean? I'm a player right there. And that's limitless. Like, that's what I'm talking about. Like, Kevin Durant. Kobe. That might be on. Too little. Yeah. Okay, here we go. You got to get your fucking shit up. Going blood, so. Yannis can't carry everyone. What the fuck am I doing? Dude, that's the shit that drives me fucking insane. I know. Bro. I know. I know it. Oh my god, man. You know what? That's crazy. That was your user. That was a CPU. I should never have that. Uh-uh. This game would be better without files. Other recent files. That should never be a file. I agree. That's not the case. I agree. It's been like players that can just go around and get hella files. That's good. That's good. That's not for me doing any type of subs. That's good. I agree. My god, you know. Shit really is fun. It's not just the cheese. It's just the spacing. You know what I mean? It's just so much better. Yeah. It's pretty much the way the player just stands through. Yeah. Well, I don't know how to send double teams. Do you not send double teams? Yes. Well, it's like when Larry be sending double teams, my players won't go everywhere. Fuss it up a little bit. Yeah. Yeah, it does. I always do design. I forget to sub every time. Like I tried doing it there, but it should match up. I don't know. I need to play more against the CPU. I don't have any of these buttons now. I'm pushing here from the shit. What the fuck? I'm just not good at like subbing this shit. I'm like a re-par with this shit. That's the most frustrating part. No, not hell. They get this shit swear. You sure? You sure, user? Yes. Tramon, get out of my way, man. Tramon, I rented a hook for me there. Good day. Good day. Yannis is fucking out of gas, too. He's gonna have to take a little break. God damn it, man. Right there. I know you're a... Oh, that's my fault. And that's what's glitchy. Like, that's me. Well, I have it on Switch, like in my team. So when Yannis goes to the center, like, he ain't gonna do shit, you know what I mean? For sure. And like, there's like a center can't, like a pointer can't shake a center. Which, you know... I think that was just after fucking fault. Tramon didn't do shit for me right there. I mean, that seems fucking interesting. Okay, he hasn't played since the first three minutes of the game. Yannis is... He's just chilling. Yeah. I like my team. It's cuz there's money to play. This cuz there's money to play. That's all. 250,000, bro? Like, what? Skimbo's already in there at the game. No! Why are you out now? And you know what we're doing to him? Bad one. What? Ah, that's a good shot, Doug. On Looney? I don't know if I go back a little bit, Looney. Oh, come on! He's behind the back. See, the animation behind the back is stupid. I know. I know. It gets by the CPU. It gets by the CPU. I'm done. I see this. I'm playing lockdown mode, baby. If I get beat, I get beat. And that's why you go into freaking a awkward press. I'm gonna get right by this dude, though. Come on up. Ooh! Oh, I didn't notice. Here we go. Oh, my God. Why are you never in the corner? Hey, I had to do it for you. Oh, my God. Go in there. You're honest, bro. Oh, we're not doing that dumb shit. Hey, can you double smooth a little? I need KDKD. Wait for me, guys. I need current shit. That's it. I only have inbound plays, too. I need them. That was tough. Well, that was a good cut. He cut. That was perfect. That was hell. I like it with this thing. Good shit, kid. You would throw that snap, too. I was coming. Oh, man. No, you're never going to do that again. Maybe the other way. He bit me the other way. No, that's a good shot. Hang, man. Yeah. By reaching, I'm in it. That's the squid. By reaching. Bro, come get the ball. That's mine. That's mine. Where? Where? I got three burgers. By this. Of course, Debbie didn't sub anybody in it. That's what I do. Oh! Come on, KD. What's that? All right. Where you going, dude? Dang, that's probably a six point game. I'm back. I'm back, dude. Why? Yeah. Early. I'm bad, bro. Like, real early. Get that shit off. Let's go, KD. Oh, wow. KD's a boon I have on the bench for so long. Fight. Let's get it. If I die, I die. Are you dead? So... No! He smoked! Step up on this. He might be off. He might be off. Clutch. Clutch. You don't like to use your dick. Give it to him. You don't want to hit this guy with the ball. We'll play you right now. Oh, good play. God damn it. I'll shot. I clicked on him trying to click on the other guy. He might know you. I wanted to, but he was too far away. Come on, Yannis. That's good, D. That's good. Bam! Oh, no! Oh, no, no, no! You're smoking. You're smoking. You're smoking. Let me know if they're playing this team. I didn't think there was that man. Oh, shit. Wow, the Kevin Durant should have gone in. Let me see this one. Oh, yeah, yeah. What's up, man? The Curryans are ready to be butt naked? Come on, man. That'll give me something. I'm a little late on everything. That's that Hall of Fame. I'm only sorry, dude. We like it. Let me find out. Let me find out. Got a hat, got a hat, got a hat. They just cheated on each other. They cheated on the fuck out of me. Dog! I can't get a board. Bro, I can't get a board. Why can't I not get a board? You got it. I'm back, Yannis. I'm on it. I'm on it, Yannis. Go right behind me. Go make it easy. Oh, wait. I'm only up. Thank you. Oh, we make that one. Let's get it. Trust me, I had a dream in my head that he was going to do in the opening. Oh, my God. He is tired. He is tired. And he's finishing some out. Wham! Let's get it. Ah! Like, why are they fucking now? Like, what? When you rest the rant for three quarters, it comes back with a lot of energy. Nine seconds, boys. No fucking danger. Oh, my God. Let's go check. You're about to be hit. Let's go check. Let's go check. Where's Yannis? Oh, we got to get the ISO for KD. What? I don't know what we're about to do. We'll give him the ball to KD. He brought me back. Oh, my God! Perfect call. Oh, my God. Only him. Oh, I clutched up right there. Oh, my God. He got to let him dunk. That's like an island, man. I clutched on. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. He's missing for sure. He's not going to Yannis. Yannis can't shoot. He might go back to the center though. I'm trying to Euro stuff as soon as I catch that ball for a dunk. Pro in Euro. Just right in the middle of everything. Be the coach. Let's get it. He's tired. The rent has 81. Looks good. Do you know who we're going to on some shit? This is guy. His name's KD. Good game. Oh, my God! Bro, I'm playing. Bro, I'm so scared. Oh, my God. You pulled bug back. So now this is where it's like the level. Do I need to make some right now? Bro, I'm going to split the whole thing. Man, I just can't shoot. Dude, this move's hard as fuck. I mean, it's like... I don't even want to shoot. I'm scared to death to shoot wide open shots now. I was on this shoot. Get him back on that corner, kid. Of course. Always stopped a little bit. Thank God. You got it. Right stick right. Let's get it. Oh, my God, man. Fucking bum can't score for shit. For shit. Just keep it by the fucking computer. I need to keep it. That's all. He made that, bro. That's where right stick right. This does not want to work sometime. Oh, man. Here we go. Open. That's... Ah! Let's go, man! Bro, are you kidding me? They give a can of one. That was fast as shit. Yo, Yannis, come back to the fucking ball, bro. We got a game for them. My steal, mate. You put it right in front of my... Woo! Mortar's behind the back shit. You almost didn't even know what right by me. You didn't even try it. I know. I know. I know. Too late for it. Oh, wow. He rotated. What? What? Oh, hit the game. That's game. Oh, he missed. Let's go, man! Of course. Fucking Yannis is just the cheat code of life. My steal. I'm trying. Let's go, man! I'm gonna cry. This ain't my team, man. You just buy your players, you say? Oh, it's not that. I can't fucking choose for you to stay in my life. No, you cannot. You better read. I was gonna wait. Yannis, I've got a little bit of shit to do. No. I'm not even good at it, bro. I need it, if you don't. I'm still dreaming. I'm dreaming to do the jail. I mean, you still can't play. I'm like, oh, that's the wrong button. That was the wrong button. I need you. I need you. So, bro, this... Bro, it's not even close. It's not even close. You're just missing wide open shots, bro. You're the fuck out of here. Yannis, you're gonna have to settle this. This is the worst player. We need you. Wide open, wide open, wide open, wide open. Nah, nah, nah, nah. Hey! Oh, shit. I wasn't looking like that. The champ. Best player ever. All right, my team, let's go. No. Let's go, Harrison. Let's make it ugly. No. I don't mind. I'm off. I'm off that mode, though. That mode is it.