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"The Chronicles" begin where his DVD ends: With his FUTURE MESSAGE to all future miscreants. Christian spends nine minutes trying to explain the ills of homosexuality, alcohol, drugs and violence, then attempts to teach his own form of dating education, failing in a manner that can only be described as "world class." This is also the video that would launch a thousand trolls, unbeknown to Christian at the time.