 I was like oh you know like I want to eventually put the awful Batwoman soundtrack into like maybe Gadelve or some other video at some point and I was like oh is it released yet and I googled it and I was like oh main theme has come out I guess and I listened to it and I was like wait I'm in it this is the thing that I remember but this is not quite how I remember so what I'm going to show you is the the episode itself of course you may be familiar with this it's some good ol episode one the battle sequence just enjoy the music so that's awful and I was like yeah I'm not insane that is what the music was so when I found this other one I was like confused all right just check this out so I was confused because I was like but that's better oh it's much better it's like an actual soundtrack but it says score recreation well that was the thing some dude just made this some fan just came up with this imagine being passionate enough about that that aside it's immense it's way better than what they actually did all I guess they had to do was take the original beat and then just add some layers of different instruments which is fine with me it's not like mind-blowing but uh it's so much better and this is the kind of stuff because like a lot of people that I know youtubers and stuff they make their own music to a degree some people mess around 40 is actually one of the people we know who likes to make different sounds music and stuff like who did they hire no one they told someone they already hired to do it camera man number three because they don't probably they don't have probably don't have that many camera and camera man three we need a soundtrack oh me me i need oh okay well uh they're like perfect jim my name is frank it's probably like a lack of time I imagine like sure maybe that would explain the special facts like the bats in this uh this little this little poster here do you remember the bats in the show well yeah remember in the first episode when she enters the bat cave the bats spin around and accept her as one of their own and they're also like little plasticky you know whatever yeah I don't know I thought this was interesting as a sort of comparison it's just like this is what you could get from a random fan with I guess some free time versus a professional studio funded by Warner Brothers I guess you still think it's terrible do for you I think like what the actual rhythm is is just not good so I don't really think that this guy could improve it because just what it is is just not very interesting it's just a scale basically it's not yeah I think I think he made it better considering he's limited to what the original is like it's not really an indictment on on this guy well yeah it's like it's almost like he's working with a nearly blank canvas it's so barebones and terrible you could do so much with it yeah as soon as you put a chair and it's like that's awesome put a chair on your canvas kicking onwards so when I'm editing the other ones I get to listen to more dialogue and things I might have missed and um did you guys catch the reason why they don't take back up to go to Alice in the previous episode I did not know Jacob says I don't want another standoff like in the park so if you remember episode two where they all surrounded Kate covering Alice and he was like you know oh yeah yeah because then I remember in that scene they capture Alice safely yep no no casualties and she's captured and he said he doesn't want that again oh god for the sake of you're so and you're literally the most incompetent individual ever bummer this dillheader standoff if I'm to be as absolutely generous as possible and assume that he was referring to the fact that Kate stood in the way and she nearly got hit I'd be like yes because that's not a possibility when you go and see them without backup like Kate will be fine so if that does happen then they could just be like all right we're just gonna arrest her I don't know why you're standing there we're not gonna shoot her we're just gonna arrest her yeah which is what they did which is weird that she was standing there I was like no I was like what do you do we're no we're gonna take her in we're not China so there's a bit where Luke is talking to um Dr. Lady and he's like there's the guy who's broken out of prison relatively recently and it's too much for coincidence that the skin thing is happening because he collected skin too and basically there's just this sort of backstory that's going on that I guess we kind of sort of glossed over where a skin guy and and Alice would have grown up with evil net flanders until a skin guy went to prison for stealing skin and then he broke out recently and that's when Alice decided to enact this whole plot line and she has plans with him to do naughty things sort of right I guess but I just find it funny because Mary says she's is it Mary am I making that up I always feel bad yeah okay I always feel like I'm pulling these names from nowhere because I don't remember these people but why not that's what the right way wait who are you talking about no Mary is the step dog the asian step daughter the doctor lady gates gate sister the asian doctor lady I don't remember any of these characters names but yeah this is like weird back and forth she's like I didn't hear about any breakout and he just looks at it he goes well you know just because you didn't then she's like oh and I was like how the fuck does how would she not have heard about it like an arc and fucking asylum breakout in the city when she's like a dog either okay whatever it's like the joke is supposed to be that she's like assuming it's all due to due to Alice it's like ah haven't you heard there's a breakout with the skin man so maybe it's that you know it's like okay so is it supposed to explain how there's gonna be monsters of the week there's a breakout from Arkham why are no heroes from other cities getting involved at this point they're all dead or worthless can't just like it's hard to get a sense of let's say the world building is so bad not just like you have no idea what's going on you have no idea how is the city afraid of Alice the whole thing right with like the comic book format the reason why it works so well is because you have characters just crossing over regularly like you'll be reading a comic Batman's doing something and then Deathstroke will show up or Flash will show up or Superman will show up and then they team up or fight or whatever and it's like interesting and cool and it makes the world feel alive but in this show there's just nobody it's barren and empty and shit so the calibration issues with the battering so one point out it's like didn't she like snipe the detonation device out of Alice's hand imagine like her thing was uncalibrated and exploded and killed everyone like that would have been bad it would have been the funniest now oh yeah and then they explained like oh yeah the batch rack was uncalibrated like what and as I was explaining as I brought up to Mahler though is that when after episode three when you have the Thomas Elliott guy and she has the little stun gun on her arm like they really fucked himself by introducing that as a thing done with you because now there's never a reason when that like that's a thing that has to be accounted for now I feel like this is um it's like you know when you're a kid and you're playing games it's like no no I have like immunity powers like no no no I have like I don't know super like heat vision powers just out of nowhere it's like that's not fair it's like oh I got it you know it's called just cut over as this is what I can do now this is the show like the defibrillator oh yeah there's this thing with the night vision goggles the idea that Batman doesn't have night vision goggles but he does have night vision visors um that was the point that luke was making we were pretty outraged at the idea that he wouldn't have night vision goggles in general my takeaway I put this in the comment section for just to try and prevent confusion he has this enormous r&d department that is still run with security and active and he doesn't have night vision goggles but you might be like well batman doesn't use him he has the visors I'd be like okay come on it was so poorly worded that none of us got it yeah like the uh I did catch the the moment where the camera zooms on her and she's got the pale eyes though I was like oh right I got it I was like did they build that did yeah that was our confusion was that um because because why would you be that annoying like luke why would you be like he doesn't have night vision goggles you like oh but he does have night vision he's like why'd you even bring it on and you think she would have known that by now since she's so familiar with the suit but I guess not I just feel like there should be a basic training moment for her like this is what your suit can do rather than put it on and we'll tell you about the things that are useful as episodes go by but yeah oh no I fucked up actually I didn't it was calibrated properly say oh it is crazy to think about that on the first episode after a afternoon like she she can just put on the suit and she knows how to fly yeah fly one of the big issues is like the suit and the stakes that it imposes are very vague like we know that the suit's really good but it's it's not whenever it's convenient surely if she's in like a fist if you know hand-to-hand combat if somebody punches the suit at like break their fingers or something like if it's bulletproof or like I don't know the suit like does whatever it needs to when the plot says it needs to do that just remember she didn't even know it was bulletproof she was like oh cool I didn't die here awesome yeah that was the shootout at the restaurant there's a there's a lot of the reason why we erupted to that I think is because we didn't have time to even like really break down all potential issues so the police would have been called like regardless right because the restaurant's not owned and run by evil people like it would have been just a normal fucking restaurant there's an explosion there's a friend at the restaurant which means that every one of the restaurants go away every everybody's in on it even the customer especially they're fine they're just they just want to eat it joe's sloppy shack or wherever the fuck they went at least I would explain why no one cared she was just shackled in shackles in there yeah also I hate to be that fucking guy but when you shoot a propane tank it doesn't explode in a ball of fire yeah it does oh I was going to say let's uh that's there's two ways to approach that so that's the first one where just that's not how it works but secondly if that's what they were going for then shouldn't they be concerned about shooting a propane tanks attached to the the building where there's a bunch of innocent people yeah like one would one would think that I don't know Jacob like be careful mate what are you doing buddy also man it's a good thing that when those eight guys popped out with automatic assault rifles they didn't do any crowded around the fucking propane tank too also none of them did something like hey but maybe maybe we should go around the car where they're taking cover and shoot them like oh yeah that's a good idea no let's let's just stay here and shoot at them well it makes you wonder what's that was their job to kill them because holy shit if they had planned that correctly we would have watched a scene where jake ovens pophy just get gunned down yeah we're like wow never been able to that's the thing it's almost like um like in the first episode kane kane gets lucky she doesn't get killed by these guys like they try to shoot her and hit her in the back of her head with like bats and stuff like she would be killed by that stuff but the plan was to take her in then what's with the guns and everything it's just all they want their action scenes without having to think through why the villains would do what they're doing i'm super curious to see if dodgson is either in jail or is not the show can do whatever it wants because it just doesn't seem to care and i'm wondering if uh will they have a throwaway line to be like oh good that i got that tracker out of my neck oh yeah it felt weird or they'll just be like no i still a bit whatever i think i can't really highlight it but it was really weird that sophie approaches the house with with the potential evoltisms with just a pistol and then when she figures out that there's one dude who's almost a civilian attacking her she goes back to get her shotgun and also in that episode when batwoman goes to the to the lair right to attack everybody alice doesn't care that they're shooting at her with rifles well she's immune to him right it's only the his face like what they're in the they don't know that i don't know what the fuck alice's plan is once we find out what the definitive plan the definitive plan at the end of the film well series of episodes we'll be able to be like wow consider all these things that happened up to that point and how it would have destroyed this plan but okay so batwoman she describes alice's actions towards jacob as revenge you need to decide right now what you care more about revenge or mouse for what exactly for what she's like she wants revenge it's like what do you mean you would hate the story like it's so stupid you've got like barely any motivation it just bothered me so alice wanted to be seen by batwoman on camera too because she knew that stealing skin would get batwoman pissed off i guess that's just something we we all knew about her character that's good that we knew that this'll this'll bring her over the edge unlike all the you know murders but like what happens if normal cameras and normal police are related and she's just captured normally and she goes to alice alice knew exactly that at all of these locations there were no cameras everywhere except for the cameras that bruce wane has scattered all over the city or has access to i need to watch that bit again i can't remember what they actually say but it's one of them superpowers he just sometimes go to use it's established like in the first episode that bruce wane has cctv cameras just scattered all over the city i can believe that batman has like eyes everywhere to some degree how kate would know this she knew bruce wane's password which was alfred just to remind you that bruce wane's password for his fucking computer is alfred she knew that she knew to guess that which she guesses right on the first try because she's fucking perfect in the plot where is alfred she can't mess up alfred's dead i was just about to bring that up when i do my video i got a part in there is like wait so the show confirms that alfred's like a thing is he gonna show up in one of these later episodes is alfred gonna show i heard he doesn't i um i want this because we're gonna ruin him i want it completely divorced from batman characters from the bat family oh me and riz are talking about this they had batman in that flashback right but that's the only time we've ever seen him and it was like five fps and i'm glad so is that the reason why the original flashbacks with batman in them are terrible and you could barely make out what's going on because all the flashbacks after that they're like normal scenes just with seven and even when they're at the same age you know it's not like a representation of the further back you go the shakier memory is it's just that it's the one with batman in it i'm gonna live with him and like i i i'm gonna flip out if like any of the bat family shows up like night wing or barbara gordon well yeah like dick uh you know dick grason or tim drake or jason todd barbara gordon i or alfred there is a commissioner gordon in this right we haven't seen him i haven't seen him yet because there's no fucking worldbuilding who knows what they're gonna do got them police departments are relevant in this show like got them police departments totally irrelevant which is odd the world building is shit like especially as somebody who's a batman fan and actually like reads the comics and watches the movies and that tv shows it's just like it feels so barren and got such like a well fleshed out city talking about comics doesn't luke fox isn't he supposed to become like bat wing or something this guy luke fox this guy is bat wing we'll have to see how that develops we know that alice could escape from that room with just a nail in the keyhole which is the dumbest thing ever but fine that's how she could do it what prevented her from doing that when her family showed up and just being like leave with them even be like seared about it and then also what would stop her from doing that in future yeah like if ever the dad had to go out so i'm going to get some groceries now would be a good time to leave yeah and then i wonder if we find out like are we supposed to believe that one time he said like if anyone comes looking for you we're going i'm going to kill them it's like is that was was that it that just yeah okay i wonder if it ever gets cleared up how long they actually have been there i think i think that's going to be the rest of the backstory for alice episodes is more we got to find out we got to find out how net flanders died right i'm assuming he did it was like net flanders as a name for him people have been saying he sounded a lot like jordan peterson and that's possibly what they were going for i don't know i don't think so i think that's a bit of a stretch um but well actually i don't believe it but if it happens once or twice again i might be on board because i think the fact that they completely shoehorned and then quasi forgot the fact that kate kane just nonchalantly says oh i'm going to start a real estate firm i think that's might be a dig on donald trump being a real estate mogul sure nothing i yeah i wouldn't say it's impossible for any of these things i just you know but i do kind of find it funny because it's a very specific kind of voice and i can i can kind of see how they're similar uh we mentioned that she had shades on in the restaurant to sort of joke about how yeah okay so no one's gonna recognize it um after she's fucking around with kate a bit more kate like frustratively takes them after and puts them on the table and says like you know come on stop playing games down down down the rabbit hole look i'm done messing around what the hell they're the one thing that you could have actually argued made it so people couldn't recognize that we just fucking took him off anyway whatever rip rip disguise upon rewatching it so at first kate says she doesn't want to drink and the guy is like okay so okay she explains the first part of the net flanders story and then the guy turns up again and um hallis says i think she'll take that drink now i'm good i'm good but she yeah she just does she she drank it from there then it's like oh she heard a story that wasn't fun okay also um i don't know if like this was caught doesn't really matter too much but um guy at diner was in fact yeah that was that was a guy yeah person man which means that he escaped from arkham and then managed to get a fucking job at a restaurant within a week yeah i mean there look sloppy jose is hiring man no previous experience required no identity required no id no id maybe they hire illegal immigrants regularly so they don't check ids it's very on the down low there's just a lot of variables that have to kind of luck out for this like not about so they just uh he just gets a job that's how batwoman writing is done is like oh he needs to be here uh just put him there and you're supposed to be like a so it didn't really matter that he was there though it could have been anybody that worked for her it didn't need to be him that's what i thought at first it was just a guy but apparently it's the dude who is escaped that everyone's looking for who needs an id to get a job how does payroll work this is like a problem that he's just working here he's got the shirt and everything he's working at dusties he roofies a customer that had two of them one of them locked up i guess she took off the couch i just it's such a bizarre circumstance i'm like all right for reference by the way hit them the meat that he captures can do that to his face yeah i was about to say that we led to believe that he can manufacture like his own face with like random skin from people's thighs you can just do that and when you see the thing when he gets it off like really thick and like oh yeah it's it's like a ham what if you have different skin tones and also like you have hair on your legs they shaved it for you some chicks aren't always into that also skin rots pretty badly no man he's attached is attached to the blood his scars are not like insanely bad most people would look at that and they're like they'd notice it immediately but they're like oh he was in an accident it's obviously not polite to point it out it's insane and as you would easily predict that's obviously gonna be something they're gonna work with um in the coming episodes we'll make him be anybody no yeah how does a kid that age from a what seems to be a normal just wholesome american family life know how to pick a lock anyway like how does she didn't pick a lot she sticks she's no i know i know i know but i you know what i mean like the show is arguing she knows how to pick a lock so like it's pretty ridiculous like how the fuck would she know how to do that everyone knows how to pick locks it's just a thing in the she grew up in gotham yeah everyone everyone in gotham knows how to pick locks man they need to get some better lock companies do your thing you got a market there constant struggle lock lock pickers it's just a constant battle they do that thing where they have like a hacker hacks a security thing so the hacker gets hired to make the security thing so they hire this little girl to make the next locks because they're like come on but dude the nailing companies they're fucking booming oh yeah everyone gets the nails um so this is something we didn't really think about but if uh this is the kind of thing we all like oh god this is where we're starting to expand into really thinking about how much they don't give a shit so we have bruce who's fucking apparently ruined by the fact that he didn't save these two in the car the mum and the daughter so he finds out as bruce wane obviously because he can talk to um jacob cane about all this you'd be like oh so you had like a random call from like a guy's house that you thought was beth and like that that you'd be like hmm that's suspicious yeah weird weird weird weird weird so i'm not gonna be around tonight i'm gonna go um i'm gonna be with you know the ballet or whatever oh bye and batman just bursts in the fucking house and be like is the thingy here i would find her and then um that brings up the whole like wait did bruce fall for the fucking forensics thing was he like oh bone fragments this person says that they belong to um the girl wouldn't bruce check that out wouldn't he have his like own thing wouldn't he be like you know like i'm think maybe i'm biased right because i'm thinking about dark night where um he goes crazy on that the bullet fragments in the brick versus cold the welds greatest detective so like wouldn't he be like i'ma get in so pay someone off or get into the place and steal a bone fragment and analyze it myself and he's like oh this is a deer or whatever well that's the thing that creates a problem because we have the issue earlier where there was the blood on the knife that batwoman had that kate had and she never analyzed it using batman's lab remember it got stolen in the car park because they couldn't have her that oh he's so stupid because the show doesn't want them to analyze it so they're like oh they have a talk first oh no it's stolen oh no instead of just being oh i have access to all of batman's you know assets and resources which he is by the way is a dna scanner oh i guess not like evil mum did that because she doesn't want to the you know solid information to come out that she absolutely is jacob sissy the daughter so you're like oh okay okay but it could have been tested over the wonderland gang it could have been well no they just they could just buy masks or whatever that look like i'm right oh right of course that makes okay just they just happen to buy the same mask is them i guess well i'm just talking blown away by the fact that it's like they take the knife and she's like oh thank god it's like they already tested it though so it doesn't really matter it's like oh shit it's it's beyond dumb but yeah they said the batman was haunted by this whole event so i'm like oh yeah he didn't look into it that's fine it's like even even if jacob didn't believe it was his daughter you'd still want to test it like how would jacob not tell people about this he's like yeah i was phoned by her turns out it was this kid who can fake voices like that that happened like if you told bruce way that he'd be like mm-hmm again i'm gonna be out tonight uh go into uh a show theater so don't don't call me i'll be busy batman you're disappointing me every week where it's gonna start off with an hour of us fucking chat shitting about stuff that's come to mind or that we've written down or what the comments is that of all the stupid shit that we missed and then we have to go from that and and realize after an hour of talking about this that we're talking about old information we've got another one coming and there's another 40 something minutes of new information that's just it's impossible to track piloted on top of the pile so so i'm curious what you guys think of this uh there was there was a high rate comment that said can we talk about how fucking weird it is that they found bone fragments and decided it was over from that my only comment is like it's weird that they didn't have any investment in finding a body i suppose that is very odd um that is odd yeah now the show the show tries to pass this out as saying they were skull fragments right that doesn't get rid of the we need a body to find out if this was foul play or if it was an accident they just say oh yeah we bone fragments from a skull oh so if it's a skull bone she's probably dead and they just like okay so they stop looking when the bone fragments are found i guess it's implied that jacob was like well because jacob tells the young yeah jacob in a flashback jacob tells the young kate kane at like their cabin house whatever that they found bones like skull fragment bones we're not going to look for her anymore it's it's done she's dead traitor traitor it's just weird you'd think that kane would be like listen you know he looked for you in excessively long time and we only stopped we only reluctantly stopped after it came out that your your your supposed skull bone fragments had been found that's the only thing that goes to stop alice's motivations are fucked yeah she should have killed evil mom by now absolutely she stabbed dad not her i imagine that might be a payoff in one of these episodes she like does kill her or something i don't know i don't know what the show is going for if ever she does i'm gonna be like wow you took your fucking time took your way too long i'm just gonna read out this top comment it's actually more relevant to the episode before the one we watched a magpie one but um it's got us a quote you're really committed to this whole bird thing huh really committed to this whole bird thing aren't you and then it just says in all caps you have bat magnets you jellybee there was i think there's a reply that was like bruises it's like oh she still uses all this shit um dad when getting the call from his long lost daughter does not call the cops like he doesn't call for backup that's part of his character yeah uh dad doesn't find it odd that his personal phone was called yeah the only way they could have sorted that out and i think they should have but apparently they missed it is to be like he he listened to your daughter online and he got your phone number from like recommended help lines or something like that that would have been so awful though no i know but yeah that happened and dad doesn't find it odd that the kid impersonating her knows about her personal details like um she can play the cello like and i guess that must have been in the video that he saw but it's still kind of like okay he would have known like i didn't give out any yeah he would know what but he's jake of cain he's not very reliable like in terms of memories smart yeah he's like he's he's useless he's a useless character in this show he just doesn't he doesn't do anything useful or productive he has all of these resources but the crows are worthless he's worthless so in the first episode they're like yeah the crows are a bunch of x navy seals and green berets they explicitly say that it's the most useless organization that has ever existed they don't do anything like they haven't done anything do you remember was it a crow or was it a cop who shot at the exploding underwater van that i'm pretty sure that was gcpd and it wouldn't matter because the idea is that it's they're paid off by evil mum she pays off whoever's evil basically whoever does some dodgy oh i don't know i think that's something we're supposed to infer i don't know they might reveal that because they still remember there's still little tidbits every episode talking about that bridge explosion i think they're gonna have some kind of reveal for or at least characters revealing something to other characters because the bomb hit with a 99.9 percent accuracy i don't know what that means whatever the fuck that means um so this is the last top go it that we're pretty much good to go um i want to kill my dad because he thought i died but instead i got kidnapped also this is why i kill random people because i'm sad and i went crazy though it's such a like okay this is a this is a really weird anime i'm just waiting for them to actually try and explain why she's okay with killing people other than she's she's crazy not very fun she's crazy she's crazy she's crazy do anything and then uh last i checked on imdb this that was the highest rated episode out of the five well yeah just the highest rated individual episode in batwoman uh j long bone said that she thought it was the best of the five have you guys what do you think now i still think we're the worst yeah it's the worst with the show there's a best episode by technicality right yeah it doesn't mean much like i think it doesn't mean much batwoman season one episode six is everyone ready to go the fin best previously on batwoman these are interesting clips that they're using to well yeah the the clips will often tell you what the episode will be addressing right like that's the point so this one will be about sophie oh my goodness he chops it with his axe what but dude dude walk away yeah just walk away oh come on no the way to just run left or right left or right what are you doing what are you doing what are you doing oh my goodness the first scene oh my god deed to the house belonged to dr august cart right i have teams trying to pick up a trace it's like it just disappeared why are you telling her this she's not part of the crows you have horribly stabbed what are you doing here oh he's fine now that was ages ago how many times can i say i'm sorry for not listening to you this is inverse logic what does he mean listen to you listen to what what is he's referring to yeah prosecutor angus stanton who was murdered horrifically tonight he was murdered how did the house they arrived i don't know about i think saying that they'd be like how could this murder would actually do that oh they've got a long camera oh my god dude imagine watching that as a police officer you'd be like what the i'm not about to stand around and let got them cry out to be saved by someone who hides behind a mask if this city starts to think it can rely on a vigilante for justice we might as well hand it over to the crazy i mean he's not wrong like if you've got a vigilante doing all the police's work something's wrong well they already have a private security for doing all the police's work so the police don't do anything so we're already at that point oh my god yeah oh does she make that she's gonna put it on and then it will cut and then it'll look great like this is a joke solution that they're just rip the face off honestly dude the thing is like he's probably going to be able to impersonate like kk'd at some point like that's how ridiculous they're going to go with this so be on fucking dumb okay i don't understand why we don't just kill him because my sister is watching me like a hawk that why would you care you kill people anyway how would she know you killed him anyway because the old alice i remember wouldn't give a second thought about opening his throat with a butterfly knife she's changed you not at all you don't kill like four people the last week right she literally stabbed her dad like hours ago i'll do whatever you want i need you to steal catherine shining your toy but no okay but how does he you can't just help people go steal things this is like a skill my dad still sees me as his enemy stopping this guy has to convince him otherwise no it would do the opposite it'll prove the crows are fucking worthless we were celebrating me getting into MIT oh god he's having a moment next thing i know there are two cops at the door wanted me to come down and i do the body acting leashes fox is dead everybody good for him never stopped the guy who thanks to overcrowding he was paroled just a few months ago what can't wait to meet him because of overcrowding like there were nonviolent offenders there was no nonviolent offenders left i don't care if it's outside our district let's show got them we can keep them safe i can't just do that do they have jurisdiction outside of the district like yeah like the cops are here oh i guess they're just fine with this damn crows are just they can just do whatever they want she's here no i guess yeah she's just here red suits you goes with everything so much is happening so quickly he's dead yeah well done mate he had like no awareness oh she got shot i love that she's shocked it's like why else would of course she thinks you're hospital why isn't she in a real hospital what was shot with paul plain black hour what doesn't matter it's bullet it's like cause it matters yeah it's like what you think all bullets are just how does she not know this is batwoman like christ we're already 11 minutes in she's always here when she needs a doctor and also i guess skin face man he is just an espionage master like that's just a skill he has now i don't know how he learned this skill but he just is well we haven't seen anything ridiculous yet but uh man lucky they don't look for that for the eyes yeah you typically they have eye scanners but not this time man of the hour the coil accelerator thank you for explaining this to him how he would know our budget was extensive we couldn't afford a rear sight for it but it's it's fine something so delicate harnessing enough power to penetrate the bat suit why why why did what why are you making something that attacks batman the audience really needs to know this so are we already out of ideas but just go to another bat suit destroying weapons yeah i guess we do that's that's that's that's that's that suit really does look cheap as fuck gozzins use three ways to kill people in death row electric chair firing squad and the gas chamber gas chamber you use a gas chamber to execute people god not soundtrack who's there someone who needs information let me buy you a drink and you can tell me all about the superhero thing wow this place hasn't seen any action and apparently neither has its card they think this guy is the executioner guy i think that's not going to turn out to be the case moral of the story is that young black men are being unfalsely accused of things they didn't do that's gonna be this unfalsely unfalsely jacob did it jacob jacob caught him personally nice good job jacob really hates black people wow okay would have been funny if she was standing right next to the driveway defibrillate her he just literally drives his truck into the building and then comes in where are the guards the security what happened to that god where is he he's just not important at this literal moment does the guy she should not care about batwoman either i guess not i guess she doesn't matter to him i can't believe it that just happened look she's got eyes she's fine she took bullets without a fucking problem didn't even care but getting hit by that truck yeah that fucks you up obviously it needs ice on the i mean i'm okay to believe that it's just i hope they're consistent in the future so any deformation in the fibers is recorded in the suit status there's no reason it wouldn't pick up there's no reason it wouldn't pick up an impression from a car bumper or a license plate oh my god oh my god i can't believe this i can't believe this they got the license plate for being hit by the truck there was like wood attached to it or whatever the fucking thing was as well because of the crash through the wall but okay if your dad ever found out about this place i don't see how he hasn't found out about it already this is fucking ridiculous you're literally chained her to the bed you better undo it that woman would tell me frankly she's scarier than you i do know who she is and that's why she won't let me leave what you have so much it this doesn't make sense you know she's gonna leave eventually there are so many ways she could escape dad that there's a whole facility here because she didn't let her go i guess she wants to talk to her about how like hey don't tell anyone okay okay i mean she can just pull a pin out of her boot and then you know get out of it while the guy working at blackgate targeted a cop and a prosecutor they're on the same side he's gonna be fueled by injustice he's scarred because he was a model employee one that wasn't right okay i'm just gonna grab it but no no no no well she's gonna open it up why is that for their face usb okay now and just stick it right in your computer how do you know that that's not gonna fuck everything up and everybody who sat in my chair started to look to say black brown oh my god oh i told you i told you people that i executed were innocent i was the guilty one that well no that's not how it works at all no i mean also if it wasn't you it would have been literally some other person well she does have a hefty pull why are they not why are they not moving toward where that happened what are they doing go go right go towards it now oh yeah do something everybody don't also notice jacob pain literally didn't do anything because he's worthless please the usb it's all the batter what if it hit with the other side of the battering that would have been awkward it's me how did you get this number let's call it twin tuition if i wanted to kill you i wouldn't have to wait for you to be wearing the suit your concern for me is so touch okay to kate is batwoman interesting that's probably the only thing i've ever liked in this whole show this is literally the only thing that i've liked yeah real family doesn't abandon their own who snuck food to you in the middle of the night who let you stay trapped in that room oh did he get this out of his building try keeping that it would be funny if that was like the only bullet he had is all shit why would he antagonize her she's literally insane no but he's he's crazy too so it's justified because it's talk to me gopham anyone else feeling a little back trade people that i executed were innocent which meant that i was the guilty judge account for a content innocent so you're not even going to look into this judge why because some social justice warrior thinks he's oh my god oh no and Beth is Alice because we stopped looking for her okay pretty sure that's not true at all act like we did nothing wrong you didn't do anything wrong you didn't do anything you acted irrationally generously at the police giving up there was full fragments that you've been convinced to rehearse medical professionals assuring you that she died i don't know that's why beth is alice no stop saying that it was the psychopath that kept her locked up in a dungeon Ned Flanders i hate this logic this is so creepy it doesn't make sense ready oh she's getting on it what really getting big oh she's unscrewed it okay all right why are they all terrible why is everything awful believe it or not i'm trying to protect her no the plot will ensure that she's fine yeah plot protects it what's that supposed to mean i mean that's what you did to kate you walk around pretend like she meant nothing to you wow who are you to say that that's called fucking moving on with your life it's kind of nothing to do with it this doesn't make any sense like no dialogue in this fucking series makes any sense random fucking henchmen from alice's crew getting here but jake can't find out about it okay odd transition but this is like nonsensical how did you suck you're burning more than the midnight oil no i'm curious too is that the evidence i can pay you you have to be oh wow you took super evil why would you instantly start with i can pay you what what's happening right now like oh oh wait what how did you logistically that's all right you protect him a man who sends so many innocents to their deaths in that face that voice in that message yeah law is not perfect i'll give you that doesn't mean you get to rewrite it in blood oh my god the theme for this episode is so fucking blood she doesn't use tizm voice unless she's with someone who knows her in real life which is still dumb leave it on all the time yeah maybe he should be a little quicker with that ax i'm just saying i'm getting he's he's definitely telegraphing his moves let's do it that way yeah fine it's you're fine wait what oh wake the rest of the building jakem did something jakem so proud of you buddy jakem kill that social justice warrior is used to let it go what that's the running theme of this show let everybody go i could decide to go after the right guy honestly i feel like you recognize her yeah i don't know he knows his daughter very well well then jakem what's the music is not matching this he's got a bomb hard rate monitoring to a dead man switch okay oh this is the gas chamber all right let's just leave no no let's just leave out the door the door's gonna lock yeah the doors will lock yeah oh my god that is so dumb look how long it took for them to lock after no just go the other way the way that you got in here the judge should just do it their way that you got in with the judge just go with that way how does no one know that this is a go off the door you came in through yeah because there is another room and there was a window he got in that's how that's where the judge came from hydrogen cyanide emphasis on hydrogen it's flammable think the hindenburg you can ignite it the flames will burn off the cyanide he's like oh jakem's trying nothing he's like oh well god no matter talk to me tell me all the reasons you hate batman that symbol let my family die okay let's feel you understand your life how was she so conscious compared to him yeah he's an old man i guess jumbling batman used to blame himself yeah yeah nice and standard the music oh the music okay okay we know the cape can do that it's fine it protects everyone from everything here is perfect the hair is untouched i like the walls are black and shard how did that room get equipped that way without anyone knowing reopen all cases tainted by this extra legal cabal where is she she left i physically don't have the power to stop her what do you want the cuff was shit i'm still showing the stupid faces there's just a skull on the desk okay i've been blaming my dad for not saving best that day the goal but it wasn't his hand on that door i mean you still think that telepathy what is he fucking invincible we're gonna get best back no you're not no she's a murderer she's killed five people i don't know forgiving my father will help me forgive myself he didn't fuck up i didn't do anything what is this the last jedi he didn't do anything wrong oh look she was gonna tell but now she's not i thought i might find you here oh just hanging out okay you're wanted criminals you're just like sitting in the street it was supposed to be a table for two why does he sound like a terrible actor now yeah with the two of us two halves of one hole just as kate and i are two halves but if you are two halves of one hole she can't also be two halves of a hole it the writing ah then it's good we have that this has the weapon wow carries it with him it's his thing he carries it with him he just like walked out into the front of wane building and pouted with an extremely lethal weapon he by the way out of off scene he just stole this he just took it he just walked out with it there's no scene to establish that he he just left with it we did it it's like someone in the background isn't that alice you know this is the second episode where there has been a beguffin gun specifically designed to kill batman yeah i can hate the show so not very good we need to talk about that opening scene when they show the water coming toward the guy it's like there's just so many places he can run didn't climb the fence to get into the car park right like yeah the show's recurring theme is that people forgot how they got to where they were they didn't just leave like in like he didn't just leave the way he came to get into the parking lot and batwoman didn't just walk out the door that she got into the judge room with well okay so if i'm gonna be as fucking forthright as i can with like what they expect us to assume is that all doors were locked and like with those star trek doors every door in that room we didn't see it but if we assume that does that does that scene hold up if we assume that no no because there's still the other door but i guess then the other like there's a thing where he can make the star trek doors close in and lock why is that even a thing it's like how the bat suit is equipped with like a thing that can make it so a whole body temperature can stay at a specific degree but it also it doesn't have like just a fucking oxygen feature like a in the in a couple episodes ago that she could hold her breath for like two minutes why didn't she do that well it just needed to last until she could burn it all which she could apparently do anyway it was Jacob that was good like she was trying to get him to talk and talk it's like isn't that a bad idea when the room is filled with gas yes because you're breathing if you talk how so this is like this courtroom where this guy clearly works and like apparently it can it got completely outfitted to not only like close and lock in on itself but also pump gas in like geez like so he planned ahead first off i have no idea how that doesn't circulate gas through the whole fucking building but i guess the gas goes specifically to that one room which he if he dies it locks all the doors and so i guess if he was going to die he knew he would have to do it in that room the fuck i can't believe they actually said the words sjw or social justice warrior but i think superwoman as a show has done way worse than that so it's like oh okay there we go and um yeah trying to get these blunt as fuck messages across it's like also um do you like how this show is doing like it puts the f into showing her put on her tism voice every time she does it like it has a shot to show it and i just be like to the editor or the director i'd be like why are you doing that it's like oh well so the people we want people to know that it makes sense that her voice is that way and you're like oh you want it to make sense right okay okay so i have some questions based on that uh the judge i guess started burning all the evidence which you just keep around in paper form in his office okay and so he starts burning it how does he know to burn it his co-conspirators have been killed i assume he thinks that why didn't he get um a bunch of guards on him yeah no that's that's true because he would be rich as fuck surely he could definitely hire the crows we know that much he said he could pay that woman so why didn't he pay like private security yeah and he says and that's the first thing he says is i can pay you not even try it's like i can pay you it's like i thought he was saying it as a sort of like i could bribe you to stay quiet about all these evil things i've tried to burn i thought that's what he was going for and what is his motive i guess he's just a racist yeah these three people are kind of racist did i do we miss anything for that or is i guess they're all just they're all just racist and this guy's motivated by the fact that he's been executing uh innocent people and so now he wants to execute the people who are in charge in poetic ways that represent the what they call us i guess though i'm curious it looked like he was going to axe murder the judge not gas him you know what i mean the gas was like a backup thing wait wait wait that that raises so many problems did he think he was gonna like die yeah while trying to kill him and then for some reason he thought the judge might kill him i guess well yeah i mean he first off he got in with that fucking outfit he just walks in i guess to a court or even like well when why to be impractical when the judges just get a gun when the judge is running for bat woman and then like he just walks out of the execution guys there's like oh you're just here okay like i didn't yeah i'm trying to think of how insane he'd have to play in all this it's i guess it's convenient that they both bat woman and but bat woman conveniently arrives at the same point that the judge is burning all the evidence also at the exact same time that the executioner man shows up all these three things coincidentally occur at the same time that teleport she does by the way dude so she's behind the judge uh the judge runs forward into the executioner and bat woman's behind the executioner i don't uh quite see how that works also how strong is she exactly that she could take that big ol dude he was getting taken away and pull him so far that he's literally out of sight of all the officers the grappling hook has infinite strength nothing can stop it well that's the thing that would pull her towards him could you imagine that hope he's so funny like yes and she's like don't guys i have a usb also uh super convenient that the battering stuck in that end of the battering and not the usb in so i guess like yeah the point is three horrible people have been getting those people who innocent killed and um one of the people they've also convicted was someone who was guilty of the crime of killing lucius fox who is now going to be retrialed and possibly set free i guess that's going to be a non-running uh plot line for luke to kind of have a problem with bat woman now is that what they're going to do with that i guess i would love to know the motivations of why he's doing this at all because they still haven't given me any luke has no motivation to do anything i want to highlight by the way from the moment the gas starts pouring in from what they find out about that dead man switch thing they have like a good i want to say eight seconds before the door shut so they could have like gone oh it's a bomb or oh it's a gas thing run and they run outside and they make it yeah when it's when he when the body starts beeping like that i know my first instinct is to go to it i mean we said it i was like oh there's a bomb run there's no point to do with the whole let's flip the body and see if there's a bomb the beeping noise yeah i saw the fucking license plate thing that was extremely stupid well what if they had just said the security cameras inside the warehouse gave us the plate and then we'd be like wow that guy was stupid enough to do that but okay i do really like that this guy if he had showed up like one minute earlier bat woman would have just like been oh i guess you're there stealing this i'll stop you that would have been like the end of the episode yeah she was in the one place that would have fucked up and by the way it doesn't look like it'd been too difficult for her to stop him because he's a big guy with an axe so she just needs technology like electrocute him more what about a wrist device yeah the wrist device might be coming in handy but yeah she fucked it up and he didn't care to start i don't know there's a lot of tism here um throwing a batterang into the tire it's like cool i guess you're not going anywhere the other theme of this episode is to take responsibility for your actions instead of blaming others even though we're getting a po situation here where Jacob is getting punished hardcore for doing nothing really wrong was he supposed to look for Beth just infinitely yeah i mean he looked for like nine months and we would and they got all those crossed off places like i guess we just have to keep checking the same places over and over again it's like this is kind of irrational but okay yeah it really is one of those what exactly how often how long do you expect how long do you need to do this how long is reasonable and also you just i you have more animosity towards him instead of the guy who kept you locked in the dungeon and everything like it's his fault how they're just declare their motivations to yeah they do that a lot i gotta blame batman otherwise i gotta blame me talks like this also just so that we clarify in case it was missed i guess uh skin face man captured well together with his sister captured some guy who's high up in evil mum's team who as a team have been designing a weapon to kill batwoman because it wouldn't be batman at this point i don't know why is batwoman a thorn in evil mum's side at this point i don't know the i don't really know it's been three years since batman's been around but i guess they're still building weapons to kill them and then they're like oh good job that you made this way and explain it all to him even though you made it and then he's like more haha and steals the whole thing and nobody seems to have a problem with that and then yeah i guess we should talk about the one seem we actually liked to well one moment right yeah that one little thing so alice's brother's concerned that she wouldn't give a shit about him as much as batwoman and that she knows who batwoman's identity is and hasn't told him and so he tricked her uh and it tricked all of us yeah that was good that was night i didn't think that the show had it in it good job it took you six episodes why didn't you had one tiny sliver of a scene that we liked you know why we tricked us because we actually assumed she would be that stupid just they would do something that stupid yeah well it's called sir when she said uh how did you get this number just like call it twin tuition i was like that is how this show would have done that that is absolutely what the show would have done exactly so how do you feel it ranks red let's i don't know it's i'm not sure if i think first best it's between this and magpie i guess and you know what like there's a lot of scenes we had to talk over like this is probably way more stupid in this episode that we missed it's so much bad all at once just constantly you can't even absorb the terrible mist like it takes time when they first show the weapon look look at the fucking holes in the wall in the bag yep they were testing on the concrete and it's got this massive hole and later when he shoots the guy just i don't know shoots it like an old bullet upon testing this weapon it blows enormous holes and the guy just like gets shot i didn't even notice that wow all right also it's like don't give me that shit like you don't have bullets that already will go through that armor you have like 50 BMGs and shit and look at the look at the standards on as if to imply the recoil is insane or something they're gonna have to acknowledge that though in the next episode right that this guy's dead like that has to be relevant well so in case anyone missed it right so she said she didn't want to kill him because it'll get her in trouble with batwoman which is retarded he kills him and says try and keep that hidden like like the reason he killed the guy was to try and get Alice in some form of trouble so it's like okay i'm assuming they'll do something with that because the show has said they want to do something with that oh so what is this bad grenade supposed to be why is it doing fire things well it's a bat incendiary grenade for the batman that doesn't kill people right okay batman needs his incendiary grenades come on sometimes you just gotta be able to start fires with your grenades that you throw and outside like a slow version of the music track is like imagine being the guy who makes that you fucking take 10 minutes and you're like man they're paying me for this i guess that was that uh see you next time folks it's gonna be great we're gonna i can't wait can't wait for all these payoffs do the finale oof excited see i watched i watched rick and moody season four premiere today and that was really good and then i come to this it's just like