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Sen-Constable Bowden: How did you get down here?
Clinton: Does it matter?
Sen-Constable Bowden: Yeah, it kind of does mate, because you've just been involved in an accident.
Clinton: No I haven't.
Sen-Constable Bowden: Yes you have.
Clinton: Have I?
Sen-Constable Bowden: Yeah.
Clinton: What kind of accident?
Sen-Constable Bowden: One with a curb mate. Your whole car's smashed up.
Sen-Constable Bowden shows the patience of a kindergarten teacher when saying he wants to conduct a breath test, with this exchange:
Clinton: I'll do this for you.
Sen-Constable Bowden: Yep, that'd be great.
Clinton: I trust you.
Sen-Constable Bowden: Yep.
The quarrelsome Clinton continues to give the policeman a headache when asked to go to the police station, insisting that a higher authority was required to rein in his drink-driving.
Clinton: I'm not sure that you're a federal officer of the law.
Sen-Constable Bowden: I'm not a federal officer.
Clinton: Aren't ya? Well, I'll move on then.
Sen-Constable Bowden: I'm a Victoria Police officer mate.
Clinton: Well that's not good enough.
Clinton eventually agrees to go to the police station, but not before testing the officer's saint-like demeanour with one last argument, this time over linguistics.
Sen-Constable Bowden: I need you to make a definitive decision.
Clinton: Definitive - can you define that?
According to the TV show, Clinton was fined $600, sentenced to four months' community service and disqualified from driving for three years.
The footage, believed to have first aired in Australia several years ago but recently re-runned and has sparked a fast growing internet meme
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