 The recording, check here, it's recording. Alright, what's happening some bitches check this out. So I want to talk about something I kind of hate when I'm driving so I'm on my way to appointment as usual actually no I'm not I'm on my way to an area to door hang I'm gonna put out coupons. But anyway this is what I hate and this is what I do to get back at it. Now when I'm driving okay I am a speedster but I'm not a speedster all the time. Alright so certain areas I know you know like it's a 55 sometimes I mean I'll be that dude that passes you doing 80 but it depends depends on the area I've been driving long enough to realize that when I'm looking and checking my mirrors certain areas I just know cops aren't going to be at all so I yeah I am one of them I'm going to look at that maniac yeah I'm him but not all the time now on certain roads like certain interstates and stuff like that you know like if it's 65 okay I go 70 okay that's what I mainly do because see cops in my area will stop you for doing 75 see a lot of people are you know you can go 10 miles over the limit without being stopped in my area they will stop you for doing 75 just so you know speed limit 65 you do 10 in my area it depends on the cop but every once in a while I'll be in the middle lane or the right lane sometimes even the left lane doing 70 and this is what I hate I hate people I hate all of you that high beam me when you're doing 95 or 100 trying to pass me here's the thing I'm already speeding we're both already speeding and you're really breaking the ball okay I'm I don't feel like moving over for your ass every once in a while I will but not if you hide be me it's not fucking happening here's the thing too let's go tell you hi beam or something for the dummy drivers that don't really know how to get past high beams I'm gonna tell you no I'm not calling you dummies it's just it's very simple when someone high beams you see the light hits your rearview mirror and then it shines into your eyes all you gotta do is move your head a little bit to the left or to the right depending on how your car is set up and that's all I do so you high beamers that's what I do I just I was just you know I'll be sitting up like I'll just sit back a little bit to the side hit cruise and I'll just let you get mad and just let you just keep on high beam me until your speed pass and you look at me like like you know you gonna get yourself killed going crazy like that speeding like that anyway like where are you going at a hundred miles an hour like really you really with people that speed a lot like that like I like to speed because I like speed but is the difference I don't speed because I'm in a rush got organized your life a little bit better so you ain't speeding like that but yeah high beamers yeah I and what I do hate though is the contrary is the people and I never high beam anybody just so you know okay this is what I do if someone this happens to me all the time I never get it I think it's old people that do this shit driving in the slow lane and not going to speed limit it's like people in the fast lane go above the speed limit I'm way above the speed limit but people in the slow lane literally go below the speed limit like they don't even go the 65 they don't go 65 they go 60 or 55 I'm a person I like luxuries certain luxury certain conveniences and I love cruise control so I like to set mine to 65 if I feel like relaxing that day and staying in the slow lane that's what I do yeah what I'm saying and I'm like look at this motherfucker here what is he doing fucking 40 hey we do it you know I'm saying like I'm like you know and I don't really beep at people but yeah I am one of them people like that every once in a while I got to see the asshole that's doing what they're doing you know I'm saying like you pass them you just have to see what this asshole looks like you know what I'm saying whether they was speeding whether they cut you off no no matter what you're doing you know that's what you got to do and you know I had another thing oh here's another thing for all you asshole drivers you assholes who think you're perfect this is who is directed to that assholes that assholes who think they're fucking perfect this is who is directed to you know when you may jump a stop sign a little or jump a red light or maybe you you forgot to put a blinker on or you know you cut somebody off by accident like literally all these honest mistakes I'm not talking about because of texting or you're on the phone that's not what I'm talking about honest mistakes that people make that we've all made there's always a driver that passes you and it's like fucking asshole dick watch where you're going fuck you idiot like you've never ever ever made that mistake ever right exactly so for all the perfect drivers that don't exist take a chill pill calm the fuck down really just calm the fuck down because I mean in all the grand scheme of things I mean should you really give that much of a fuck really I mean just think of how how high stress your life is that you're flipping out over that okay it's people also to this gonna be my traffic range there's another one you're being a parking lot or in an area where the speed limits like 25-20-15 something like that you're driving through a residential neighborhood and there's someone crossing the street and you pull up slowly and you're still driving you're watching them pass this you know cross the street and they're like like don't hit me like I'm not going fast and I see you me and you have contact I went for you to get across the fucking street it's always somebody old or someone with kids like I'm really going to hit your kids really like I'm sitting here watching you you know I mean I'm sitting here going as slow as I can like get the fuck out of the road and here's the thing too what they'll do they will get all the way to the side where they like you've watched them go you're gonna say like say you stop for them to go right so then they stop I mean they keep walking so when you stop you go on the left side they're on the right side of the street and you vid you speed past them and they're getting mad because you speed past them because you did because you started driving before they got all the way across the street it's really a bunch of bullshits