 Let's go, maggots. One. Aye, aye! One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. Two. One. Three. Four. We've tested our campers' minds. We've tested their creativity. We've made them make emergency phone calls. Fuck, it's calling 911. Sorry. Austin, yes. Austin, yes! One shot! I only got one more turn. I hit the wrong button. You're fired. You're fired. All right, fine. I'm done. I've never been. The event is simple. The plan is simple. Each team will be given a variety of cardboard, tape, and a tube to create an ore and a boat. Then, after the boat-making process, they'll engage in a relay race across the open sea there. First team to make it there and back while keeping a sheet of paper dry inside the boat will win the race. Can cardboard float? Yes. If you believe in it enough. Team Communism. Yes. And Team America. That's right. Team America. Even though I just changed teams again. You're going to have a two-minute planning process with your team. After that, you're going to divide and you'll have 30 minutes to assemble your boat. So little. You'll have 45 minutes to assemble your boat. At the end of- That's so much. Will. You'll have 37 minutes to assemble your boat. That is so exact. Will. 37 minutes to assemble your boat. At the end of that process, we're going to sail the boat there and back with a sheet of paper that I assigned to keep you dry during the voyage. You cannot use your hands or legs to move the boat. Only your ore. Will. Yes. I can barely float myself. That's your fault. You will not be able to float. You will die. You can't swim. That's right. Even though it's only five feet of water. I will be an architect. There you go. All right. Start your planning process with your team now. Team America. Team America will have- I should be in the boat. Mythological be in the boat. 170 pounds. I also will be in the boat. Okay. So first off- Team America, get your head out of your ass. Let's go. Come on. All right. Listen. We need rolls. There will be bonus points. Which is given for the sexier boat. Okay. I might throw a floaty in there or something. I don't know. Okay. We've been losing like super hard, bro. I can't help it. We got smoked on the scavenger hunt. We got absolutely smoked on the scavenger hunt. Team America. We're building it. We got to come back and we got to do a lot better jobs. I know. Because we just- I don't know what happened. We're slow. All right. Let's do this. We'll figure that out. Okay. I'm going to go get in the suit. Don't touch the cardboard until I start the timer. Also leave lighting. 37 minutes starting now. Go. Okay. Cuting. I got it. To see the name of the suit. Let's go first. That's an upvote. That is an upvote. That is- That is your blueprint. It's an upvote. Redo it. Out of my corner. This is our corner. Listen. Cuting. Okay. Fuck off. All right. First things first. I need you to split this in two. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. You're out of scissors. Hold on. No. That's ruining the structural integrity of this whole thing, dude. Well, I don't see you guys fucking doing shit. I'm the engineer. I don't do what I think. All right. Okay. Tell me how to start this thing. So first off, we need a workable management area. We need schematics. Okay. We need to figure out- I don't want to come up with that. We need to figure out what we are going to do, how we're going to design it. We should also cheat. We should- Half of us don't even think of something like that. We put this in there too. All of you are already telling them both. Americans, you're in trouble. Stop cheating. Stop fucking cheating. Stop cheating on us. Stop looking. Stop cheating on us. You know what our plan was going to be. Let's go outside. We're Americans for used to multi-billion dollar military budgets. Not cardboard. This is bullshit. What do we need to do? We need to reinforce it. We're not cutting it. We're cutting it. We're cutting it. We're cutting it. We're cutting it. We're cutting it. We're cutting it. We're cutting it. It's getting intense now. We make the back in front of the boat, an invisible line over here, and we cut it in. Where's the run? or Cyrus? Cyrus works also. So if we go like that? Yes. No no no no, no. This is what we've decided. As the engineer of America, what I'm going to do is we're going to approach this by essentially laminating the entirety of the boat. So what does this mean? This means we're going to go through and we're going to go on the backside. backside, we're gonna take tape and we're gonna tape the whole thing so that it doesn't get wet, okay? That's smart. And that way it won't sink as quickly, okay? Also what this is going to do is it's going to give increase the structural integrity of the bends, right? So if we take the bends and then we can make a specific, hey this is exactly the direction it's gonna stay in, reinforce it on both sides, what we're gonna do is it's gonna end up being good and it's gonna float. We make a mast. This is the key to success, to pick up like a gust of wind or something. Yeah, problem. Oh here we're gonna bend this. Both teams, you have 30 minutes remaining but you have to nominate one person from your team for a challenge to earn a pool floaty that you may add to the construction of your, just now, each nominate one person, I nominate myself, I nominate myself. Best of two, best of two. Alright, come on over. Your challenge is as follows. This is the challenge, the pool floaty challenge. You must chug this beer, I might go. The first one to finish receives the pool floaty. I might go, wait, they're ice cold, they're ice cold, they're punishing me cold. Who's gonna get the floaty? Oh, he's making a comeback. So this will be under the boat, we're gonna tape it on. I don't drink. You're gonna nominate yourself. I nominate myself. And then we hit the other side. This time nominate two people from each team. The winner of this challenge, everybody listen, this is important, this is important. The winner of this challenge will have one team member with a squirt gun during the race that can spray their opponent while they are fairing the boat. Squirt gun? There it is, that squirt gun out there. It's a boat race. So here's how this works. First person finishes their beer, they put it down, that's when the second person may start drinking. First team can be done with their beers. On my mark, cheers. There you go, we're good. Drinking! Oh my Lord! Oh my God! Oh Jesus! Next finish! Go about it, take your time, go about it. Oh my God, absolute destruction, devastation. Alright, you're up, you're up, you're up! Oh he's got a drink like an absolute hero. He's doing it! Hey, extra moments looking quite similar last night. Photo finish. He's got beer, he's still got beer in there. They both still have beer in that case. Wait, we'll see who has more beer. They both have beer. We're gonna wait for that to go down. Whoever has more beer left is a loser. I'm giving it to Team America, they get the gun. Stream sniping, motherfuckers day in and day out, hitting heads, tapping them. And now I'm gonna tap them in the head. Okay, what's happening? Look, I'm starting to lose faith. Trust me! He said he was an engineer, but he failed out of it in Swiss sports business. I'm not sure exactly. This shit is fucking trash! You're trash! His boat is wicked! This boat is gonna fly, too. Look, it's got wings. We don't even need the water. Fuck it, we're gonna fly. No, it's locked in. Let me see how it's locked in. From just all of it. That's what I was gonna do. Around, around, around, yes. Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick. Nine! Team, one second, team meeting! I'm calling! We'll do our honorary shanties. So Team America, please. Well, presentation? Yes. That's fucking stupid and you know it. Okay, please, Team Communism, present your boat. Where's the boat? Where's the, where's the, one of the... Where's boat engineer Felix? Nowhere! Nowhere! We need one that's completely taped up. No, not that one. Where's boat engineer Felix? I can't move too much. Please, present your craft. We still coke, huh? Alright, everybody, please! Please, I need silence. I need silence on our boat presentations. Boat presentation, Team Communism. This is dog shit! No, please, please, please, please. We have what we call the relic. Mambuyancy, 100% integrity. And 200% weight capacity, floatancy. It's something you don't even see in modern yachts. This will go, this will go across the yard. First, one little paddle. This is the end of their days. Alright, this is the relic. The relic for Team Communism. Team America, please present your boat. We are presenting to you... Present it inside, we can't be loud outside. We are presenting inside... What the fuck is that? Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my greatest invention. This is the USS Enterprise. And we call it the Enterprise because we are America and we believe in capitalism. And USS is ultra... Super scoffed. Ultra, ultra, super sexy. When this boat hits the water, ladies tops off, not these ones, other ones that we've hired and they've consented to. And then it's gonna be great. I'm okay. Okay, we have the relic versus the USS Enterprise. And now to kick off the festivities, a tradition unlike any other, we have our sea shanties. Does anybody want to go first or we'll do a coin flip? These guys are trying so hard. Oh, I'm sorry. Look at you got fucking floaties on your boat. Yeah, fuck off. I'm sorry. Does anybody want to go first or we'll do a coin flip? They're going first. No, no, wait. Do a coin flip, coin flip. Tails. Tails. Ready? Okay, you call Tails? No, no, no. Wait, that's... That's heads. I call Tails. A debt. All right. Do you want to see shanties first or second? All right. Team Communism. All right, I'm ready. In the ultimate twist so that I can't be partial, the person deciding the better sea shanties will be... Okay, get the flip. Okay. Are you all ready, ladies? I'm ready. Five, six, seven, eight, and... Wee! Number two. Number two. Sure. I was... You must present. We're getting the clap. That's it. We're getting the sea clap. Who won the shantie off? It's American. XQC is blindfolded because we won. We're just trying to figure it all out. Can you see everything? Uh, yeah. It's dark, but... Yeah, this is as close down as we could. Sorry. Five, four, three, two, one. Race! They're in the boats. Engineering. Hey. Great job. Dude. He won it, dude. Oh, my... Dude, I told you. Let's go. Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun. Engineering, guys. Let's go. You guys... You did it there. You did it. What we wanted to represent was when George Washington went across the Delaware River... That's right. And discovered America. Isn't that the Potomac? Yes. And we wanted to really represent that. George Washington and Christopher Columbus came to America in 1776. what did they do? They signed it while he was on the boat. They did against all odds. They came through and they said, hey look I'm an engineer student, former. And what happened? That former engineering student who may have gotten failed out at some point? Or not? I don't know. That engineering student did pass one class and that was boating. That's right. Ultimately there's a lesson to be learned here is that America always wins and communism always fails. That's right. I feel so patriotic right now. Oh yeah. All right y'all. Hey, you know what? You know what guys? Hey, look. That's right. It seems communism. We do the best we can to be what we can do. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands one nation under God indivisible with liberty and justice. Honor the Texas flag. I pledge allegiance to the Texas one state under God one and indivisible. They have their own thing. I'm wrapping this up.