 Hello everyone, apparently I'm the first speaker. And so one thing you notice about this room we're in is it's very dark. We are on chairs and we are indoors in the air conditioning. And that's pretty par for the course for a conference. You go and sit inside in a boring room with gray walls and no natural light. So I'm here to tell you about there's another way and this other way is hillhacks. We call it a conference with a view. We also call it a lot of other things. But every year we go to the sprawling foothills of the Himalayas in the northeast of India. And we go and sit on a hill and we go and hack and we go and make things. And we generally have a good time. So this year at the end of May, at the last two weeks of May, we are going to this paradise on earth. We found a beautiful venue in a village called Bir, which is also known as a paragliding capital of the world. So if you enjoy leaping off mountains attached to an aerofoil, you might find this fun. I know that there's a paragliding course the weekends before hillhacks. But we actually do have a genuine conference there. We have this beautiful structure. You see in the middle photo and you see a satellite dish there. Our internet may or may not come in through there. And we have technical talks on a variety of subjects. We have a bunch of operating system hackers, me. We have people from Chaos Computer Club. We have people from all over the world just descend on the hills, not necessarily paragliding, to come and talk about their fun things. There is never a moment at this conference. So occasionally the weather requires us to disconnect from the internet because power goes away. No power, no internet. At which point we just go and find creative things to do, like turn light bulbs into globes, or we find out that we have a circus artist with us who likes to teach hula hooping. So if you would like to go and learn about hula hooping, you should turn up in the hills and join us there. We also have a bunch of electronics hackers. So if you have little projects, microcontrollers or whatever, bring them with you and play with them. We also run a school program where we go out to local schools in the villages around our temporary conference installation and we go and teach them about maths and science and general hacking. We try not to use the word hacking because that has cultural connotations which we try not to evoke. But if this sort of thing interests you, if you know the scenery, the weather, never a dull moment, then you should join us in the hills. This year we start the 15th of May and we go until the 31st of May. The actual real conference with a program and submissions and talks and a schedule and all sorts of structure and form is the 18th to the 21st of May and before that we have three days of setting up, just getting comfortable setting up the internet, trying to set up the internet. Then after the main conference we have two weeks roughly of lounging and just hacking and having fun, working on our own projects and enjoying ourselves. If you want to join us, you should definitely go and look at hillhacks.in and see if you find anything that piques your interest. If you would like to give a presentation, you should sign up on our OSM. Unfortunately we cannot pay for your travel to the hills but an economical way to get there is to get an aerofoil and just leap off a taller hill and just descend on our village. If you do that I will personally buy you a beer to welcome you to the conference. So join us. We are particularly looking for people who enjoy teaching. If you are a teacher or you like teaching shorter people of a younger age, you should talk to me and I can tell you everything about our school program and you should come to the hills. Yes, hello. People bring kids. People bring kids, yes. People bring their own kids. They don't just kidnap them and bring them with them. They actually have their own children and bring them with them. We are a very child friendly conference with all children. So if you, yeah, take your kids to India. Yes, I'm supposed to wrap up allegedly. Any questions in my last 24 seconds? No? Right, come to the hills.