 What is that? It's mine. Can I have it? No. Oh. It's mine. What's in it? We're gonna find out. Sweet. Are you like video recording? Yeah. YouTube sent me a present. All right. It says it's three pounds. Are you waiting for me to come so you can open it? Yeah. It's very sweet of you. I said I'd do it if it came from your loser's butt. Oh, they can be sad. I'll let them touch it. Can I give it a kiss? When you're not wearing lipstick. Mm-hmm. All right, I got me covered. Careful. You've just done something very few YouTube creators accomplished. You had an astonishing 100,000 people subscribe to your channel. We know that numbers on YouTube can get really big and we hope that you don't lose sight of the reality behind the six-digit milestone. Each and every person who subscribed to your channel has been touched by what you created. They were inspired, challenged, or entertained. You achieve this milestone with hard work, perseverance, and probably a healthy sense of humor, too. What we've accomplished, what you've accomplished can't be taken away from you. And we like to recognize all of your hard work with this silver creator award, a small token of our esteem and respect. We know that you don't do this for rewards, actually I do. You do it because you have a drive to create and share and because you find an audience who cares. Believe us when we say we can't- Baby, that's not safe. Please stop. Please stop. Thank you. Believe us when we say that we can't wait to see what you do next. Nothing interesting. My million subscribers may seem like a long way off right now, but you're closer than you think. We're rooting for you. Congratulations. You are sincerely Susan Wazowski. Susan looks like Nicole- I don't know, Nicholas Cage. Susan Wazowski. I wish this was her actual signature. I just want to exist in a world for a couple more seconds for like, I don't know what this looks like. I just want to feel it. Do you want to hold my hand? Yeah. Congratulations on your forever milestone. We are honored to take part in recognizing your achievement and want to experience this stuff. It's going to be exceptional. This award was inspected and packaged with great care by Rick. If your award is damaged during shipping, if you have any questions, please contact us. Do you think- Do you think your dad will take you more seriously now? You should hang it up above his bed. Pretty deep. How does it make you feel? Still dead inside. Babe, no. Well, I'm gonna send it back. What? Babe, no. You heard me. I'm gonna send it back. That's how I done to it for rewards. What is this garbage? I don't need this. Can I have it? No. No. You're the only thing in this world that gives me validation. This is the only thing in the world that gives me validation. Oh, okay. I guess I don't try hard enough. It's okay. You're perfect the way you are. It's just you're not a silver plaque with my name on it. Oh, then what am I? My girlfriend. Anyway, I'm gonna sleep next to this. Goodbye. No, I gotta watch Scooby-Doo. We can watch Scooby-Doo.