 The T101 lecture right now is so boring, I think someone died and no one noticed. You tell ya, as far as lecturers go though. There's some specific heat going on in this room. A specific heat coming up in the exam, lads? These to you students talk some amount of sh**. So what if there was app that would let them talk rubbish together? I wish I was made out of pizza. Oh, any hangover curies lads? Dutch gold, obviously. There's a Jamie Dornan lookalike outside Sparr. Who's the guy with the beanie in the library? He is hot. I can't wait for Christmas. Oh man, I think I'm just seeing that Jamie Dornan guy outside Sparr. Where is he? Hashtag find Jamie. I really fancy this girl who's always around the humanities books. She's my library girlfriend. I know, right? I can see us married with kids in the future. Can't wait until I have ten kids so I can use up all this f**king pass that I cooked. College is a constant struggle between wanting the six pack and wanting the six pack. Putting on makeup before you study in the hope that you're somebody's library girlfriend. He won't take me back. I've tried being nice, being sexy, even bought him a drink. What does he want? Men are so awful. Wait, will Jamie Dornan be on the 24 hour broadcast? I would just stop. Actually, I hear Marty, Marty might be there. Not a fan of Marty, sus. No guys, is it really coming up in the exam?