 I don't want to go around for life. Okay. Bring me back in real strong, cause you can't do no wrong. Y'all ready for part two? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got a sequel? Yeah, we got a sequel. Cause ain't nobody equal. That's what you've been up to this whole time. Okay. You hear that? You know how freestyle? Do you? A little bit. I know you, you ain't gonna do it. Don't dare me. I'ma do it. Shit, you ain't gonna do it. Go ahead first. Bring me in. I gotta bring you in? Yeah. This your shit? What you wanted to be about? I don't know. This is it. Me? Yes. I don't know. I only did it a few times. Not really that good. Come on, try something. Let me try it. Hold on. I do it like you do with an old lad. Look how Marvin Gaye looking at you. You done came through with no tattoos. God, it's dope. I agree, cause that's true. This the flow for me. I'm about to pass to you, but not now. Because I know how. Let me go and slow it down and go and cool it now. Cause I'm about to have a new addition. About to fuck something. Probably make a new addition to the family. You wrote that. That's not too good. I ain't wrote shit. I'm just coming with the static. Ay! That's it. I can grab it. Ay! You know a nigga automatic with the flow in the freestyle. It's been a little while. So I'ma gonna tell you what I'm up to now. Just bought a house. Might buy a cow. Might buy a couch. But I don't know how. They gon' deliver it. But I ain't gon' be at home. And I ain't gon' answer no strange numbers on my phone. They like, lo, sorry you're home. Cause we got your couch. I don't even want the couch bitch. I said a fucking cow. Bitch I said a fucking cow. They didn't send me a couch I wanted to buy a cow. Wow. Now, let's talk about how I'm living. When is Thanksgiving? Ain't it like a month late, right before Christmas? That's a long time. If you think about it, but not really. Cause in a little while it'll be here. That's silly. My homeboy named Billy. He like to stand outside when it's chilly. He be lying all the time. I be like, oh really? Really? That's silly. He's a white dude, a hillbilly. He always wants to get drunk with me. But I don't drink, I don't fuck with the Whitney. You know, Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin. And I don't know when, cause they done did that shit like a whole lot of times again. To the point where we don't need one. I don't need a hook cause this ain't even a fucking real song. That's right. You get it, you get it. That's like the old act. No, you got me, that's fine. Okay, but I was just. That's fine, you did that. Okay, baby. You got to believe in the camera. You got to believe in yourself. You got to be. You got to go in. That's fine. You told me to believe in myself. I think I was believing in myself at 99. Literally, cause a little bit of me was like, nigga. Then when you was like, no. Man, dude. I was like, some of this room don't be filling me. Cause I always discount about three, four motherfuckers because I know, well, like some niggas is just naturally haters, right? So I always be like, three of these motherfuckers ain't gonna like it. But you telling me that I can make all these motherfuckers commit to my program. And now I'm just looking at shit different with different eyes. Right, with your third eye. I'm looking at shit like Marvin Gaye. Yeah, as you should. Cause you only responsible for how you show up. Right, damn. But see, when you say a third, I ain't even gonna say it. Cause my third eye somewhere else. I ain't even gonna tell you. Bring it back. I'm not the one up here. I know what you're talking about. I don't know what you're talking about. Four eyes. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, back to the regularly scheduled program. Back to the work-a-long-a-long schedule program. Don't you love if like people just fuck up these average words. They be like, what are you from? Back to the regular little schedule program. The regular, you know. You need to try to regular gurgle it on that motherfucker. Come on now. The regular gurgle it is. You know that down there trying to, you know the bitch, all she do is resuscitate what I say. Resuscitate. This bitch trying to ask a name, I can't. No, hold up. Irregardless of what you gotta say. Now see, here you want to be demonstrative. You know, I don't like talking to women's anyway cause you know women's real objectionable. Oh, real, very real. They're real objectionable. Hold up, I gotta conversate with you. Listen man, listen. So what you saying here? Oh, I see it. She trying to corroborate the story. Oh, that's what it was. Okay, so she trying to arbitrate with the other chick. Arbitrate as ugly as he. And then they want to come up with some old bull shit. You know how they do it nigga. I looked at her nigga, I said virtuosity. Virtuosity. Right, she up there trying to be the whole goddamn a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a judicial system. Trying to judge me. Bitch, I'm an amendment. Come on now. I'm an amendment. Hey, hey, first, second. Hey, and then I left, I told her. I said, listen, listen here. Prostitution wasn't in the constitution. Huh? What you saying? Prostitution wasn't in the constitution. She's got them right. And I left that motherfucker just like that. You heard what I said? That's what an old nigga mean business. When he turned that guy, listen here. That one, listen. I walked right up to his face and I told that motherfucker, I quit. You hear me? Walked out that motherfucker like you wouldn't believe. Why wouldn't I believe it? How did this nigga walk out of this bitch? All right, I'm at the part of my blunt. Well, I want to ask you some more questions. Thank you for the slutty, big. Play me some slutty music. I don't feel real slutty right now. Got on a silk tank top and it's rubbing on my nipples ever so gently. What? I knew you was coming out from feeling real slutty. You did that. Got some underwear with no, no dick hole. Just a pole. Oh God. It just stas. Yeah, you said that. That's the fuck up, man. I get mad. I feel real slutty right now. This nigga got a garden belt on. That's what he is. Nah, they draw. It's just saying, homie, it's sacred. You stupid. Missing the whole middle. Oh, shit, retired. This is really a baseball cup. I just wanna snap, snap. You mean a baseball cup? Yeah, that's what you're talking about, real slutty. So look, you got some very interested menu items or should I say menu names? Yes. Give me a few of your favorite menu names. They haven't necessarily had to be menu items. We got the One Night Stand. I had one of them. The Menagee Tois. At the flooded vegan. Can you tell us, Blue, what's the One Night Stand? So the One Night Stand has bacon in it. That's the most popular. It got the vegan bacon, the cheese, the patty, sauce, the seasoning, the lettuce, the tomato. It's a sexy burger. You know how I know that shit good? Cause you just made an alburger when you was naming it in Greek. Let it, let it, let it. It's a whole, listen, it's a whole experience. But people come, let me tell you something. People come around the world to get that damn vegan bacon on that burger. So how does that work? You just feed the hog vegetables? Is that how we doing it? Because they say it tastes like real bacon and I said, I know what she's doing. I know what she's doing. Do you eat real bacon? Do you eat real bacon? I've had it. Is that a true question? I've had it. That's it. We have personal two. Whoa, wait, whoa. Hey, listen, you know what I said. Somebody asked you if you eat pork. That's fight words. But anyway, no. So it tastes like what, like a, I guess a turkey bacon would taste like. Oh man, come on. I ain't never eat a lot of more turkey bacon. I eat turkey bacon a lot. Yeah, so I had turkey bacon too. So it tastes like that. But we got that. And then we got the menagerie. So that got shrimp on it. I see how that could go. Cause shrimp do look, it's the same thing. Let me tell you something. Y'all be surprised. It's real shrimp? No, it's not. Well, it ain't dead. Think about it. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, it ain't dead. It was alive at some point. No, it was. It's a plan. It's vegan shrimp. Yeah, but it wasn't dead. Like, Parker's dead. I'm just gonna go over there. You just gotta come. You just feed him. I got you. I'm gonna hook you up. And you gonna love it. She said I could go. Can I go? Hold on. I'm trying to let her finish this, this menagerie. It's gotta be two different kind of vegan meats on there. Yeah, well, it's three. It's the bacon, the shrimp, and the patty. That shit sound freaking patty. It's expensive too. They all land in the bed together. Yeah. Lay it up. You know the shrimp curled up. Managed. The shrimp curled up over there. Big spoon energy. Managed for everybody. From the waist down, slather. Bacon nasty. Bacon got mayonnaise all over his motherfucking mouth. It's a lot of red in there, though, too, though. I don't know. It was from the vegan sauce. Ketchup. It's vegan bacon, though. So he's still, he's like leaning up a little bit. I got a side ho, too. That's a me, you either? Oh, I thought you was confessing some shit. I was like, I ain't nothing about it. I'm too old to be a side ho. Come out and say that. Yeah, no. The pressure got to you. But that's a shrimp basket. And then we got the Hollywood hooker. That's a vegan filly. It's so funny because when I came up with the names, it was just a joke to just match with the theme. And like now everybody know it. They like, damn, that one night stand. I'm like, that's crazy. I got people that's Christians, Muslims, people 65 years old asking for a side ho. Coming to the restaurant. I know people be coming up there fucking. There's a little old lady. Let me get the side dick. There's nothing. Yes, it is. I just had one. But you know, there's power in redefining words, right? Because now I got, it don't matter how old you are, if you're 10 or you're 75, you're going to love slavery, you're going to come. And you're not thinking about the fact that we quote on quote selling sex. But in reality, it has nothing to do with sex. You're just selling what you thought was some sex with some good ass food. But I'm getting people to pay attention. Listen, do you know how many black people are talking about converting to veganism, or at least eating a little healthy or eating like a plant-based lifestyle because of study vegan? And we reeled you in because of the name, the raunchy, racy name. But then when we got you there, we mastered teaching with the experience. So you don't even know the whole time you learning. We teaching you about veganism and how it is cool to eat something that didn't require killing the dead, killing the animal. You got whole hood niggas out here eating. What? Every day. But I ain't know this shit, bro. Real shit. I thought it was just a hamburger. It's got to be some meat. It ain't all meat. It's some meat. Listen, I thought it would be surprising. We got to put a little ground beef in there. A little ground beef, bro. I got rappers. I got hood dudes. Everybody come to study vegan because they're not thinking that it's a burger joint because we up played the experience. They thinking, damn, this is good food. I'm hungry. What's that? You want to go to study vegan? And they go. And they come back. And they keep coming. And they tell people about it. I've never spent a dollar in advertisement yet. It's been two years in. All of this is just word of mouth. What's the sexiest? Just looking at it like on your real life, when you on your cooking shit, like your chef shit, what's the sexiest shit to put on the plate for you? The most visually appealing to you. Mushrooms. Girl, what kind of? What? You would ask me a question. What do you want to ask to use to look at what? I did not expect that. Yeah, mushrooms. You know why mushrooms? Because you can make mushrooms anything that you want them to be. They could be big. They could be small. They could be skinny. You could do whatever. So it's versatile. What kind of mushrooms is you talking about? She talking about mushrooms like Bruce Lee was talking about water. She's going to make that big mushroom. Listen, hey, somebody going to retweet what I just said, though. Yeah, no, for real. This is going to be the one part. They're going to be like, bring the mushrooms for her. I like big mushrooms, little ones, skinny ones. I know what she would see. Niggas don't be listening. She would put y'all up on gas, for real. Not the hands. Oh, they all work. Well, yeah. No, we got some dope names. And we coming up with some more stuff. The research department just brought us some research that said there are over 10,000 known types of mushrooms. Yes. I didn't have quite a few. Listen, mushrooms is good for real, like really good. You cook them right, and they absorb the flavor. They'll absorb you. You ever had them kind of mushrooms? You know what? Them mushrooms got there. I was scared. So somebody that I was with wanted to do it. I'm like, fuck that, I'll be the one person to take it and fuck around a crook. And something happened. I'm like, no, I ain't playing that game. You would have thought a slutty vegan, but you would have took it a totally different way. Yeah, though. You would have been trying to get naked on only fans with vegetables. Dip your tin in this guacamole. And I like guacamole tins, too. But yeah, no, I ain't never take no shrimp. Well, no, regular oyster mushrooms. That's the one thing that I started fucking with. King oyster mushrooms, yeah. Yeah. Where do you get all your cooking skills from? My grandmother. So my mother was always at work, and my grandmother, she Jamaican, she told me how to cook. But we Jamaican, so we was making her rice and peas and bami and fishing, growing up, eating stuff like that. So it's funny, because I tell people, I'm not familiar with soul food until I came to Atlanta. Because I grew up going to McDonald's. It was going to McDonald's once a month. It was a treat. It was like going to Six Flags back in the day that you could go. So I just learned from my grandma. That's how it's supposed to be. Shout out to all the Jamaicans. Yeah, shout out to all the Jamaicans. Y'all just adopted a new Jamaican. I see Adele. The Jamaicans have really embraced Adele so much. Jamaicans do love Adele though. Man! What? You go to Jamaican, that's all they sing it. They sing it shit, dude. We stop singing back in 95. Like, it's a hit. Jamaicans are the funniest people. It don't matter what song it is. If they like your shit, it's about to be a whole... Oh, and don't play no Celine Dion. What? Jamaicans love Celine Dion. I don't know what it is. I did not know that. You hit me with a random fact that time. When did this start? Forever. You'd be surprised, you'd go, you never did Jamaican before. Nah. You had to go. I'm thinking about it, but man, everything fucked up right now. I'd really say it's a good advantage. Man, COVID. Listen. Okay, go Lord. Let's hold that now. I can't go until later on in life or whatever the fuck. We just missed a whole summer. Who else did Jamaicans like over there that you would never think? That's too random for you to just leave it at that. Maya. Jamaicans love Maya. I did not know this shit. You Jamaican too. Am I telling the truth? Why is that? See? He was listening to Maya on the way over here. You can tell he said, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Girls don't shit about it. Yes. Cause of that, oh yeah. There you go. That's what we know. Yeah. If you come see about Jamaicans then they probably fucked with you more. Yeah. I just said girls don't shit about it. I fucking love Beanie Man. Ever since he dropped it. That verses was fire too though. Yeah. Yeah, that was fire. Mm-hmm. I knew it. I like Beanie Man cause he's a very given dude. First song came out, Sim Sima. Who got the keys to my Beemo? And then my man, I just saw him just like, let's me hold the guard. Everybody get the keys like, Sim Sima! Who got the keys to my Beemo? That's how you know you fucked up. Give me my car keys. That's what everybody's saying. Well, it's just random. Hey, give me my fucking car keys. What the fuck is he saying? He was sharing. He was like, you hold the guard. Nigga ain't have shit to do with his car. Man, who keys is he? Had them keys for hours to beat a man and got on the mic drunk. Sim Sima! Who got the keys to my Beemo? For a hug. I been trying to get it. I been trying to find out who the fuck these keys belong to. Who am I? I don't know, nigga. You, bruh. That's stupid. Nigga, I walked in to him and he was like, I'm stupid. I got a piece of shit to do with him, man. I be thinking of the stupid shit like that. I like this vibe. I like it a lot. This is, play me some pimping, man. We got company. She like it in here. Quiet. What you thinking? No, play something else. She heard that one. She like it in here. Play something new. And you shagging on the job. Yeah, I like your vibe. Nah, this is- Appreciate it, man. Sometimes you don't need music. Don't let this be the last time. Listen, I'm right next door. Every time you drop a new sandwich, come down here. Oh, I could be like a drop-in host. Amen. You dropping sandwiches? No, I said a drop-in host. I ain't dropping no sandwiches you got. No. I was about to say. I thought you had sandwiches coming out like singles. I'm just saying, I know she got something in the works. I'm just like- You got a happy meal coming out. Probably got like three fulls different. I got an adult happy meal coming out. But instead of a toy, it's going to be alcohol that you get. That's the only way? That's the only way? Yeah. That is the only way to make an adult happy meal. Yep. And it's called cheap date. I want it. Is it enough to get a hood bitch for? Can you describe it? Yes. Ha ha ha ha. So that's coming. Listen, we got so much crazy. They have a little bit left. Yeah. She can take some home. Yeah, she can take some home. He take the box home. Boom. Take the box home. So now you pack a lunch for your kids. You feel through what I'm saying. That's what you're trying to do. Take the box home. Take the box home. Are you stupid? I just got what you said. Hey, what niggas like to say in the government club? You can use that. Ha ha ha ha ha. No, it's going to say eat the box. If the box edible, you might be on the slumber. The only- that's how you got to get your food out. You got to lick the box. Eat the box. You got to take the shit away too far. We should have just stuck with take the box home. We should have just stayed right here. Oh, what if the box is shaped like this and it open and you just- See, what if you just- if you could gently spread it with- but you got to use four fingers, you got to- Now you know we can't do that. Can't open it like that. Shit, yes you can. I've seen her suck when- wrap this up. You have to slam it like that. Y'all taking the slam away too fast. Wrap this shit away and flip my shit over hard. I don't like that. What the fuck are you doing? But you know why that's real? Because you got to make love to the food. Listen, when I go somewhere and they just throw my shit together, I don't want it. You got to make love to my shit. You know more than my pet pee, it's one a month where I can slam your shit and some lettuce fall off and they just wrap it up. And then- ah, man. Let me speak to the manager. You can tell your shit ain't made with love if you can see the person make it. That's why I don't like them places. Chipotle, all that shit. No, I don't want to see you with your attitude. I said a little bit of black beans. I said, man, start over, man. That ain't no little bit. Motherfucker, I want seven black beans there. That's the case. The hell is wrong with you? You got to get specific. Man, what is wrong with you? Then they going to drizzle that nasty-ass sour cream. Why is it running? I haven't had sour cream. Sour cream stay on the spoon. You know what? Black people, the only people that go to the restaurant and cook our own food. We'll peep around the- Hey, bruh! Hey! Right. I used to work up here. Drop mine for two minutes. Put the chicken back in. There, let's you grab it. I used to work up here, bruh. I'm been a little more chicken. Put that shit in there. And by the time the order come through, pull it out. Put it on the grill. You know what's crazy? They only doing that, the black-owned businesses, though. What you mean? Like, what you said. Shit. The man and shit can do that shit. Do they do that to you? Do you catch that? Well, I mean, yeah. Like, people looking for the hookup, like, trying to- Because, oh, man, give me a goddamn thing. Yeah, I mean- Like, people swear they're critics of every goddamn thing. But you know what I think it is? I feel like there's a higher expectation because now one of us made it. So now you, we holding you to a high standard. I ain't saying that it's right. That's fucked up. It's a fucked up way to think, but it puts the pressure on black-owned businesses. I'm coming out with a book. I'm putting all this shit in there. Yeah, this is a black-owned business. They be trying to pressure me, but I be like, mm-mm. This is a black-owned business. It's not a pressure. No, it's just not. This is a black-owned business. And they really just talk to me like, who the fuck you think you talking to, bitch? I don't, I'm not the worker. They really take your attitude. You really don't even supposed to be talking to me. I'm the CEO. You don't talk to the motherfucker who runs shit? Right. What gave you the motherfucking- Right. Gall. Because you accessible. The gall. The audacity. The motherfucking audacity to hit the CEO of 85 South show, nigga, we picking up what Radio Shack left on. Nigga! What? Nigga, we got unfinished business. Nigga, we started right there. Wherever Radio Shack stopped, that's where I just started. Pick up. OK. Motherfuckers talking to me. Talk to me. And then you know who you. Shut the what? All in, they feel it. They try to tell you what to do. Even white women sending me messages talking about, even though you don't like white women, I heard you saying, well, why are you sending this then? Oh, you be getting them too? Nigga. Listen. That's what you get? Listen. I get them too. White women be in mind, but they don't be like, hey. See, because you don't be on here and be like, listen, white women, leave me alone. I do. I ain't had some. They ain't did nothing to me. But you be, I do it. They just send me pictures of them with their dog. I do it because of I seen what other niggas had to go through. So I'll be just like wanting them. Let me ask you a question. Do you respond to them or are you on it? No. You don't entertain them. That's the whole trap. That could be the CIA, if all I know. You respond to a white lady and you say something back. And then white ladies get, they feelings hurt through words. They don't read that shit and cry every time they're like, I just can't look at it. You can't respond to that shit. You say some shit back. Nigga got a traumatic experience. She go to court and sue you, and they going to leave because she a white girl. Like, I can't even look at my phone anymore because he called me a bitch and a whore. What did you do? I sent him a message and called him. Like, I said, listen, it's cool. She don't like fucking white girls and shit. And he was like, bitch, get out of my DM. And now I can't wait. I have to eat my fees. I'm so sorry. Your honor, my client. 200 hours of community service. I got to pay a fine, go to court, and then apologize to her for all that. Isn't that crazy? Just because you responded to a white lady. I'd get you out of that if I was your lawyer. My client has an auto response for anything that anyone says. And it's always been chimps. It's the only black man who has ever went to court and successfully won anything. Johnny Cotter and some white women. That's sad, though. I don't even know if that's funny. That ain't even funny. He just made money, though. He had enough money to get the whole everybody that was good at law. That's like getting everybody off the radio law commercials. This nigga got big L, cancer, and Pennsylvania. Because he had money. 411 pain. Like, he got all the niggas off that shit. But look at how many niggas went and lost. It was 999 niggas and one. Listen, O.J. Simpson had a different kind of access. Man, I don't know what the fuck happened with that shit. Why? Because it was a fair case? That's why you said that? I don't know. Because you don't beat the fair case. They got the name. Man, I don't know what the fuck happened with that shit. We still don't know. We still don't know. Johnny Cotter and he made that shit rhyme at the end. That's all it was. There's a rap with that motherfucker being there. He didn't even have a mic to drop. He probably slapped some shit over after he said that shit. When he hit the rhyme, that was the defining moment that made white people say, hey, man, I don't know right now. I don't know if O.J. did it. Let me tell you what it is. Y'all are missing the point. The point of the matter is he's the fucking athlete that the world loves, right? So when it comes to sports, you know, people don't see color when it comes to sports. As long as you act right. No, listen, listen to what I'm saying to you. White people love O.J., black people love O.J., Asian people love O.J., he was loved by the world. So you go in the court. Listen, they love the idea of him. They may not have loved him as a player, but they love the idea of this black man. He got this life. He done made it. He made a career for himself. He was a staple in somebody community. Somebody loved this nigga. We had his jersey. Yeah, he was riding his jersey, right? So of course, and on top of having access to resources, he walked away sky-free. Now, obviously, I haven't looked into that case a long time, so I don't know opinion, neither here nor there. But like the reality of it is, is when you got money and access to resources, you could do a lot of things that the regular niggas cannot do. Skies are them. What Michael Jordan say, the ceiling is the roof. The ceiling is the roof. And you can stand on them some roof. It made more sense, because the ceiling is the roof. Oh, little man. What? Michael Jordan was trying to tell these kids that this guy had to live, but he fucked it up, and it was like, hey, kids, I always remember. The ceiling is the roof. He's not wrong. But it's the ceiling. He's not wrong. But you know, if you think about it contractually, you hit the ceiling before you get to the actual roof. I know, but if you go through the ceiling, you on the roof. But I mean, you gotta hit the ceiling first. The ceiling is the flip side of the roof. But I'm saying, he's saying so. So you telling me, if I jump up and I touch that ceiling, I didn't touch the roof of this building. But if you fall down and touch the roof, you didn't hit the ceiling. But wait, the ceiling is not the roof, because you get to the ceiling first, and then you buy that ceiling to get to the roof. Because the ceiling is the bottom, and then the roof is the top. Listen, every house got a roof. Every house might not have a ceiling. Exactly, because if you live in an apartment, you got a ceiling. But the roof might be six months, seven days. But then they create the ceiling because the roof was too high? Nah, because the ceiling was there first. He was saying, don't live in apartments. What? Don't have nobody above you, nigga. If the ceiling ain't the roof, move. The ceiling ain't the roof. Fuck too, fuck all that other shit, man. Ceiling, that's roof, ceiling roof. Hey. Ceiling in the roof. Nah, bro, you think of it that way. So you gotta have the ceiling, because technically, if you think about it, this fucking ceiling is just the bottom of the roof. That's what I'm saying. But if you think about it. So let me ask you a question. Some houses don't have ceilings, but they have roof. But let me ask you a question. The type of people that you need in your life are they ceilings or are they roofs? I hope them are fucking, it's a roof. Because if I reached the ceiling with your ass, that man, I ain't. You've ever heard a motherfucker say, I've had it to the ceiling with this motherfucker? Right. You don't hear nobody say, I've had it to the roof. So you need roofs around you? But you do hear a motherfucker say, listen, man, I was so mad, I was through the fucking roof. Well, you know what they say. Through the roof. You need a roof over your head. You don't need a ceiling over your head. They say you need a roof. Hey, I don't know though, because I'm black and I grew up around a lot of black people and what they always say. It's a- The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire. We don't need no water, let that motherfucker burn. So that doesn't mean though, whatever was going on in there. And they threw the roof. It said it was through the roof. We tear the roof off this motherfucker. Oh my God. Damn, so she, wow. That was deep. What? I'm telling you, it's something about ceilings and roofs that they don't want black people to know. Should it be roofs or roofs? It's roofs, ain't it? Is it roofs? Roofs is. Roofs is. If you own most of the rooms, then you have roofs. They changed it. This is where the name came from. I know what it's called, tops. Two roofs. Guess what those are? Roof-ous. That's where the name Roof-ous comes from. Two roofs. As you can see, we have a- If your grandfather's name is Roof-ous, that nigga either used to work on ceilings or he fixed the roof. Roof-ous! Are you up there still? Damn. What are you talking to, boss, man? Talk to your boy, that's your new name. That's probably how it really happened though. That's the fucked up shit for real. We don't really be telling lies, that's the- Nah. Well, and fix it. I ain't got no ladder, no nothing, no hammers or nothing. You'll figure it out, get your ass up there. That's crazy. And don't come down until that roof is done. Damn, man. Well, I could supposedly not be up here for a while. You know some bullshit too. How many slaves got in trouble just because of white man bullshit? I'ma get those toes in the morning and you can finish that barn. White man get drunk the night before. Come out there at 7 in the morning. Why'd that barn finish? Well, you said you was gonna get the wheels and we was gonna finish it tomorrow evening. Bullshit, I didn't tell you that. I did not say that. You had enough to finish this barn, boy. Why didn't it finish? This barn. Well, sorry. I made it up to the ceiling, but I don't got no materials to do the roof. The roof is the ceiling, boy. What the fuck are you talking about? No, sir. You got to put a roof over this ceiling or the whole thing. Boy, you don't know goddamn roof over this ceiling. The ceiling's enough. Silence. Don't ever talk back to me. I slapped your black ass lips off. Wrong with you, boy. The ceiling is the roof, don't you see? Look me in my eyes when I'm talking to you, man. They gave us impossible tasks. Impossible tasks. Impossible tasks. Put the roof up first. What's the roof, sir? No wall. We're gonna build this barn. I said put the roof up first. Build it from the top down. Listen, that's why black people, we're so talented. Like, we could build anything. We could do any fucking thing. Yeah. Because we had to learn how to do some shit. Think of how much simple shit in our life had to be hard. Like, I was talking about this shit on the other episode. Black kids had to pay for our own birthday party. Don't fuck around and get no money for your birthday. That's coming right off the top, man. You didn't tell me our parents were just promoting our birthday party. Hey, that's just on the top. Well, you know you got in-house expenses. Ice cream is night free. Man, I'm not a sign of this death row ass family. They're charging me for towels, my nigga. Yo, mama said you two were 360 dead. She get a good 360 dead, baby. Christmas money. Birthday money. This was Donald's money. Money my dad gave me. This podcast is for black kids who knew your mama was getting child support money and you thought someone was yours. You was coming up with great ideas. Mama, I know you got your check in the week. What? Don't never say nothing about no goddamn check. That check ain't shit. Don't mention my money. Let me ask y'all a question, right? Because when you said that, I'm sitting here thinking like, what's your dad in here like? Oh, hell yeah. Like that nigga was in walking distance of everywhere I was. That nigga was literally in my life. Hey son, you all right? I just heard that boy trying to get your smoke river with him. Your life, my boy, you scared. Man, that girl want to get you some pussy, man. I'm like, dad, let me, bro, let me, let me. This is how it's supposed to be here at all times. This nigga was showing up in the lunch room. Damn. Hey, he was working in the cafeteria. Getting the trays brim for like two weeks. Whoa. He be like, man, I can't do this shit. God damn, man, that shit's so funny because I wish the answer was no sometime. Lilo would tell you, man, oh, this is, my dad would just show up and be talking shit when he get there. It don't matter where I go. I could be anywhere in the world. He'll just show up. He literally in my life. Son, I heard you in New York. I had to come. You know what I'm saying? I didn't even talk. Okay. I'm not telling you, not the gun, but I'm just saying you thought. That's dope though. Man, that nigga is crazy. That nigga's so funny to me, man. He just, he just. You know, I wish I could say that my dad got deported. He can't even touch American soil. Like if your nigga had some dirt in his hands from America, he couldn't touch it. They need to get tired from touching this. Touch this. That shit away from me. What the fuck am I, man? He just shit out of there. You see, we come in, when you say shit like that, that's the type of shit we gon' think. America's so touched the blood clot. Hey man, you don't get that shit from me, I mean. Hey, let's not fuck around with Trump. That might be real. Oh, I ain't trying for a dude. I ain't trying for a dude. Oh shit, what if he fucked up if they just called him at the crib, they can't get him to know he just got American soil. Just to be good. Just cause he knew he ain't supposed to touch his hand presses in. Is that American soil? No, man, blood clot, American soil. We get this dirt from, sir. You got two kilos of American soil. Man, bring in the fucking pH testers. I believe this man got some pure uncut Baltimore dirt up there. But wait, I think for real, what's the real shit, I think it's illegal to bring dirt into another country. I know it is. Cause you know, you fucking shit can be good. What you bringing it for, man? We got some, trust me, wherever you go, they got it. You worry about it, not having those dirt. We got fruits and vegetables. That's just the type of shit you get drunk and be mad about. I can't bring in my dirt. Me years later, never touched a soil. Touching, fucking soil. Me touch it. See, keep meeting with dirt dealers. What? Dirt dealers. I mean, he told you it. Ooh, dirt dealers, that sound like a high business. Dirt dealers. That sound like a good ass dessert, you know what I mean? Dirt. I don't know. What is it? Luckily they crushed up Lori. Okay. All right. My bad. But dirt dealer. I don't know what y'all want, but that's what I'm on. I'm gonna listen to Pinky, cause she be all in the room. Dirt dealer can be a drug dealer. To sell weed. The company is called Dirt Dealer. Oh, we just sell the one weed possible. Why are you gonna put, are you tired of the weed being too strong? No, listen. Let me tell you something. It's fucking shock fact. If you name a weed company Dirt Dealer, people are gonna ask questions like, why the fuck would you name a weed company Dirt Dealer? But the buzz in the street is that they got the best weed on the fucking market. Cause we get the best dirt. The best dirt to grow the fucking weed. Seal in the roof. Let's go. You know why it's the best dirt? Because her daddy be touching every batch before. I'm out of this soil. Me touch it. Me touch it. Me touch it. Your blood clot touch it. Touch it. He's stupid. That's it. Stupid. See, that's the fire name. That's for my partner right there. He liked it. Pinky, can we talk about this later? I'll be working on the Jamaican accent. You know my favorite Jamaican accent? It's the old Jamaican nigga with the, with the little harsh vibes. You don't know why I'm not talking like this. You always got one Jamaican nigga. One, one, one. I don't mind, see boys. You want to start programming for me? Hey, listen, they walk around drinking. Tonic, Jensen, it's a movie. Man, that nigga boys ain't never coming back. Never. They're like a Roman Red Bull. That nigga eight of them, batch of nails. You're still the 80 man, you drink a Roman Red Bull. What you thought was going to happen? That's high blood pressure. Jamaican nigga's funny. I love they little ad libs and shit. You see me? I love they shit. It ain't nigga, I see it, it ain't. I'm telling you, we all the same people. Jamaican's a vibe though. Jamaican say, you see me. Niggas from Louisiana say, you heard me. I don't know why niggas think you can't see them or hear them when they say something, but some niggas say you feel me. But all the while we say, you see it, I'm saying? People need love. You smell me, that's the best. Smell me, yeah. Everybody use their senses. You understand? You touch me? No, they not touch me. Fucker you. What if we were really like in our feelings, we're like, bro, are you emotionally embracing what I'm saying to you? How does what I'm saying make you feel? Can you act out loud? What if I'm expressing cut to the core of your heart? No, my man, I didn't mean to misinterpret your feelings, but what you said caused me to be reactionary. I don't label anyone, you know. And they knew that when they be on the Islam, like all of them, they be doing that. I'm sorry, my brother. It was just misplaced aggression that I had from my father being ever so active in my life. It made me under protected. You feel what I'm saying? So when I overreacted, I just think about my father and his overabundance. And I'm sorry, I didn't mean to take that out on you. Why didn't I? No, I didn't. Because the hands add a certain seriousness to what you're seeing as a black man and you have to keep your hands ever so present. Don't let that deter you from the degeneration of the masculine escapation. I see what you're saying, brother. I know what you're being. You've been eating slutty vegan. I didn't smell it all on you. See, you walked in here with a whole different attitude and then listen, I recognize the change that's going on phonetically with you, my brother. Oh man, it's all about ions. You know, it's really about ions. Because once your body reaches a certain outline of which you should be at an eight already, naturally as a black man, are you at the right? If you're staying away from the white woman and being active in your community, your pH would naturally be an eight. Say that again. A lot of brothers out here would have fucked up pH and it's affecting our sisters. It's affecting our sisters and they don't understand the consequences of their actions. Moving on a lower frequency. Come on, man. More vibration. That's how they be talking. Come on, crack babies. Because then it keeps going further. He keeps saying crazy shit. Hot Cheetos. Why hot pies? Popeyes chicken. Popeyes chicken been open for 30 years and they just decided to start selling chicken sandwiches two years ago. Who the fuck was that for? The same week that the Concorde 11's come out, it's a mass destruction of black people, man. Stay, walk, and pay attention. Black people gotta stop listening to the radio. The radio calls baldness in the black man. Well, you know what they say. Listening to all that bass and those subwoofers in your ride will cause baldness, receding hairline, low testosterone, and feminine energy. Turn that shit down. Turn that shit down. That's hyper masculinity. He has to overcompensate for his lack of lack of love. So he wants to be heard, he wants to be seen, but he does not want to be touched. A black man will kill you for trying to hug him. Did you know that? You try to hug a black man, he will kill you. A black man literally hates love that much that he would kill you for hugging him. It's everything. He loves nothing, he respects nothing. Natural born killer. Wherever you put this beast, he's going to kill. That's what they want you to believe. That's what they want you to believe. And you know who wants you to believe that, my brother? The natural born killers. See, the killers tell the story. See, I told you about them and they, and I'm gonna tell you about we and us. Now what we're about to get back to is the slurry figure-nism of the ecosystem. Come on, let's get back to it. Talk about it. You need to cleanse your body. See, a lot of brothers walk around mad. You know why they mad? Because they have not boo-booed all day. Back to boo-boo, man. You got to do the, get off the boo-boo. Get on the pot while you smoke the pot. Believe yourself. You ain't ate no breakfast and you hungry, but you got the pot. Hello, buddy. Hey, man. I believe it's called alkalization. That's the stupidest shit I have ever thought of. That sound like that shit, though. That's how they do that, bro. That sound just like that shit. How you gonna be hungry and have the boo-boo at the same time? You shouldn't eat and go straight-duty. If you did that, you'd be a sister for fuck's sake. What? If you eat and you go straight to duty right after you ate. That means your body already wanted you to do it. You been needed to shit. What the fuck are you doing eating again? The body just waited. Man, give me something. Come on, man. Well, I'm shouldn't either way at 1.30. Oh, that's just too stupid. Thank you. What's your Instagram, boo? It's my Instagram. Yeah. So we can drop it in there and everybody can show you love. My Instagram is sladyveganatf. Sladyveganatf? Yeah. Just follow your locks. It's just a little magnificent. Thank you. I don't know. Yes. I like the color. It bounces. It vibrates. It resonates. Thank you. I appreciate that. He's just barging on reason. But yeah, it's sladyveganatl. And if anybody that's watching this, I want them to come and catch a vibe. Because sladyveganat's a vibe. I'm going tomorrow. I'm going to try my whole experience. Like you should really vlog it? I'm going to do it. I'll be going live. I'll bring them with me. Because for real, it's going to be fun, but you're going to feel proud because we organized. Shit is buttoned up. You know, it's hard. I mean, you know what I'm saying? You run a tight ship. Yeah, I don't play those games. Oh, you one of them, man. Oh, yes. Get your ass up if you need it. You know why? Because it's my dream. So if I work hard for my dream, if I can clean the bathroom, you going to come in, and you going to clean the bathroom, too. My man, Larry, here. He's a foodie. He eat all kind of shit. Really? You bet. I'm a sladyvegan. I have a vision for how I need you. You got to come. You sleeping. Maybe sladyvegan can sponsor 85 Stuff one day. I would love it. That's a clap. Yeah. Yeah. That's a clap. Oh, shit. I done left all my wind out. Oh, how are you going to be hungry and have a boo boo? That's a boo. How are you going to be hungry and have a boo boo? Dr. Bernard. And guess what volume two is called? How you come over with this shit? How you keep coming up with this shit? That's what you have to call it. We appreciate you stopping by. I'm happy to be here. Even though I've been there for about 24 hours. I know this isn't it. What do you mean even though? I've been here. Because you probably got it. 24 hours is you, baby. It's just not enough. I'm sorry if I've taken up so much of your time. What do you want me to do, man? You're so busy these days with your business. You act like you don't see me, Pinky. I was there, baby. I was there when you were still putting pinto beans in place of motherfucking corn, baby. This is me. I believed in this slutty vegan when she had just, you know, been with a few people before it got really slutty. I believed in you, Pinky. And for you to turn your back on me over a couple hours. I had some hoes like that. That was crazy. Over a couple hours, Pinky. I'm not worth a fucking couple hours. You worth it. You worth it. You know how many people subscribe to this, Pinky? Not how many people are going to watch it. How many people are waiting on it, Pinky? We are at 1.7 million, Pinky. And guess what? Guess what? I'm sorry. I did not tell you. Listen, this is an amazing opportunity. No, you know what? I'm happy to be here. I fucked with you so hard, man. Thank you. Any time y'all need me, I need you right now, actually. And I want y'all to keep doing what y'all doing. We going to. We got such a great opportunity, as I'm going to say young, because y'all feel young, right? Yeah, I would have. Young is a feeling, right? Yeah. So we all have such a great opportunity to use our platform so good, and y'all do that. And we do that too, and that's just dope. That's exactly what the 85 South Show is about, keeping Marlon Gay named in every episode. So many people need to know how great he is. Look at that. Look at that look. I use that picture every day to inspire me. Man. Shit, when I can just, that picture is in my mind. That look on Marlon Gay face, a slight disappointment. Like, I know you can do better. That really look like what he's saying, though. That's why I double-jig. Like, he looking like, like, nigga, for real? Like, you really just going to do that? It's a slight, like, disgust, because it's like, he expect more. He saying, never get too comfortable. He's going to suck his teeth. That's because, like, when you said, my dad can't touch America, so I looked up at Marlon. It's really like he looked up at me like, fuck, they going to do it if he touches America. You get what I'm saying? Like, that shit's so necessary. Even Shadeh, Shadeh can't believe when you said that. She looked like, they said, what? When Michelle Obama said, there's nothing we can do about it. Look at Harry Tubman up there like, way up. I wish a nigga would talk about some soil. Yeah, damn, Angela Davis is stuff, man. She ready to go. And look at Barack Obama. He is like, he about to get his eyebrows done. He showing the nigga what he want done. Listen here, just take it up just a little bit. When Martin Luther King said, Martin Luther King, he got that look like, man, look how far that nigga took my headline back. He plays with my hands. Malcolm X trying to show him. Look, I got a young nigga cut the line. And he uses the same system that he's been using. It's a great system. See, he doesn't make any cuts before he lines me up first. I make him take the Beijing spray, not the powder. I make him spray it on first. And I look at it before he cuts it. Marvin Gaye looking like, oh, you nigga, get y'all shit. Pound it, man, wear your real shit. I'm going to bring some slutty vegan over here one day. I'm going to just drop it off. Look, oh, wait, wait. Any time you want to bring some sluts through here. Sluts or slutty vegan? Sluts, slutty vegan, slut, slutty vegan. That's the slang for it, yeah. Slutty vegan. Yeah. Slutty vegan, yeah. The kids say sluts for short. Bruh, when she opened the other one, it'll be slutty vegans, won't it? It's slutty vegans next. It's, I'm saying, but it'll be like the chain of them. Slutty vegans. Slutty vegans. I got four entities right now, it's about to be five. Yeah, yeah, I know. And white people, you better not steal nothing, neither, trying to come up. They be trying to come up nasty vegetarian, and all that shit. No, that's real though, for real. For miskewits, she's really hot. For miskewits, that's just serious. She's like Paris Hilton mixed with a little Nicole Richie. She's like, just seeing a few people. She's flirty. Yeah, she's flirtatious. But that's happening now. She's really racy. Other companies are trying to mimic what we created. For real? Yeah, but that just made me go harder. That's it. Well, me and Clayton been talking this shit, but I ain't tell them that I'm trying to get me a restaurant too, man. Really? Yeah. What you trying to say? They want nobody to believe in my dream. I want a barbecue spot. Is it vegan? I'll invest in it. No, it's not, though. That's what I'm saying. Dirty dicks barbecue. I cannot. I cannot. You see why that ain't in the vest. Damn. Listen. Dirty dicks. They're going to put that sausage. You are not. Y'all really going to laugh at my shit? Oh, man, y'all. But while y'all laughing, that shit could actually be a fucking bop. You know why? Because dirty dicks, dicks could be the face of the business. Dicks, but it's a play on words. Dirty dicks. Barbecues. Dirty dicks. Dicks going to be the face. And y'all laughing. And you know what? Dicks going to be the face. That's how I'm going to sell the ribs. The face going to be dicks. Guess how I'm going to sell the ribs. Dicks going to be the face. You worked and it sucked my bones. No, actually, I thought she was going to say suck my dick. Nah, wait till I get these bones in your mouth. Now, if you going to do it, if it's going to be a marketing frenzy. Have you had dirty dicks bone in your mouth? See how quiet it got. See, you taught me that just by being here for 24 hours. And that's what I'm saying, Tuts. Me and you together. Your fucking looks, my brains. Your brains and your looks in my legs or whatever the fuck. We can really take this town over, Tuts. We can go places, me and you. We can see things. Dirty dicks barbecue is actually a hot outing. Hey, listen, I know the real Dickie. I'll turn you on to him. Dirty dicks is a good friend of mine. And look, all the employees can wear Dickie's outfit, so it's a play on words. So now, it's all about your imagination. I like it, and we can make them keep the hot sauce in their pockets. Yeah, and that's how you order the shit. Hey, while you're up, still me and pack a hot sauce. You dirty nigga, you know. He knows. He knows. He knows. He knows. I didn't mean any offense, Tuts. I forgot you. I didn't mean it. Your people, my people, we're the same, but we're not. I understand. Your people had it hard. My people had it hard. I know. Hey, hey, hey, we were here first. We were here first. Relax, relax. And no, hey, hey, relax. We ain't, there's a few other men. I don't know which ones are, but a few of them are. That one kid, he said. I don't eat that, I don't eat that. That one kid, he's a restytherian or whatever. Probably like to listen to Louis Farron kind of. I don't know. I don't know. He said, you know this girl, she said, her father can't even touch the dirt. That's a tragedy, huh? Sad, real sad. Never touch the dirt. So listen, Tuts, you want to get in on Dirty Dick's barbecue? No. You ever want to touch the bones? No. Actually, no, thank you, no. So what are you trying to say? Vegan's your thing, right? You don't want to touch any meat, huh? No, I don't touch the meat. I don't touch the meat either. You know what I mean? I never touched the meat before. I just, I just not my thing. I'm not a, I'm not a touchy feeling type of person. I get mad. Get your fucking hand chopped off. That's how Tony loves to do it. Hey, relax. Nobody's going to be touching any meat around here. And you can believe that. On my mother's eyes, we're not touching no fucking meats. What, what meat? What meat? You know who I don't like, that fucking army. You know why? They say they got the meats. There's more than one of them. I don't know. Fucking pick one. You're not even good at the roast beef thing. You know what I mean? You want to fucking make a variety of sandwiches. Figure something out. You know what I mean? And who the fuck asked for purple onions? Who the fuck, in November, who asked for this? I didn't fucking shoot that head off yet. Hey, relax, relax, I believe these motherfuckers are going to put this on a motherfucking podcast or something. You know, one of those Rastafarian channels. Who's going to watch it? No one's going to see it, but they just be careful what you say on there. You have the one girl from the one, you know, the dirty foods and sluddies, whatever, you know, slutty vegans we eat. I've been there. It's pretty good. A lot of nice girls up there. Standing in line, but you know what I mean? Hey, I stand behind that. You know what I mean? Hey! Hey, I stand behind that. You're the big man, I move it! Hey, hey, the foods we're waiting for, you know what I mean? Hey, she said she don't touch no meats. I said, baby girl, me either, you know what I mean? What a coincidence. Hey, we're fucking meat for each other. You know what I'm saying? Anyway, listen, Tuts, we're glad you came over. Nonsense. You'll be careful around that Rastafarian kid. Got my eye on you. I don't know what he believes, but, you know, watch it. Nice kid, real nice kid, real nice kid. He said he was a bastard. Oh, yeah, he wanted his bastard or whatever. He said he wants to go jerk some chicken or something. I don't know if he's hungry or not, but he's going to, he's going to, you know what I mean? Hey, what'd she say? He's going to touch the meat, you know what I mean? Hey, man, I don't have a fucking time to play with you. Man, we really appreciate you, though, man. We wish you much success. Continue to do what you're doing. Whatever you're doing, that shit working. Don't let nobody fuck with your formula. Confidence, you got everything you need. And, you know, just to see a successful black woman doing what you're doing, and for you to take the time out to just come chill with your local comedians in the trap house. Anytime, it was good. Keep Marvin Gaye in your prayers and shit like that. He ain't, you know, we need him still. I don't want him to work. Don't you can't you just ask that woman to ask? Guy's going to be like, hey, Marvin, you got some mail. People out there, believe it, didn't you? What's that? He's eating fast. Hey, you got mail in a minute? Yesterday, something about that guy to show us up, and then he's a pinching me on there. That's your weird night. I'm going to check that out. It's your love, Will. What y'all doing, ladies and gentlemen? They'll see you. You know, that's where older people hang out that wrap the mail. So did you catch the news this morning? That's how they be for real. Oh, my god. That local news is the killer for old people. They get so caught up in it, they discuss it with the name. You know they say it was a car chase on that 20 this morning. A man was going 115 something miles. Just how you know old people are always lying. When they get to the number part, they'll say a number and throw something at the end. You know they say that man was going 150 something miles. But hold up. You know about LA, right? Yeah. So you know LA News is different. Like, they actually put in the car chase on the TV. They can't wait for the car chase. Yeah, they ain't doing that here, but LA. What? That shit like a show. That shit come in like, hey, we got a news out there. And the police being slighted. They be chasing. Hey, this is going to fucking just rock the bank, and he on the road right now. You know what I like about the car chasers in LA? Is they get good camera angles. Yes. It be multiple camera angles. They got so many angles. You get a close up of the nigga making a stop. It's like you there. They zoom in on that shit. They got all types of shit. Then you watch the other channel, and they got different angles and shit. That shit great when they zoom in. And you see who the fuck driving? Because that's when all the bets come in. They only do that in LA. This is a black dude. This is a black dude. This is a black dude the way he drives. This is a black dude. Then you see, you're like, oh, this Mexican can drive his ass off. I was watching a car chase one time, and the nigga had got so far ahead. He jumped out, got some footage for his video, jumped back in the car, and then I was like, nigga, legend. That's great. Man, the hardest shit I ever saw them do was to do the money out in the hood. They arrived the bank, and they was on the chase, and they knew they was going to get caught. And they just kept driving through the hood, and they were doing money, and they were calling people, telling them, hey, we coming down, got there and what, and people telling other people, they was just doing that shit out. That's great. But that was some real live robber hood. Slow clap. Yeah. Come on. You know why? You know why? Because all heroes don't wear capes. I'm sure that money pays some rent. Bought some weed. Oh, we bought some Jordan. And you say weed. Got some kids, babysat. The candy lady got rich. Somebody got a freezer full of meats. That's how you know black people doing good. That's the first thing a nigga do is buy a whole bunch of groceries and show up later than usual. They come home every day Monday through Friday about 4, 4.30. Then Friday show up at 6 o'clock. What the fuck you been? Go outside and help me. Where you get a van full of groceries from? Why did you bound this meat? We don't have enough room for this food. What are we going to do? And we bought that deep freezer. We must do what black people do. We must go through this whole freezer and rearrange everything. And we ain't throwing away shit. We're going to make when nothing gets thrown away. It just gets rearranged. We have enough room for everything we have in there and plus a whole bunch of more shit. We just got to turn this shit separate. Who put this in here like this? Now you about to go through three hours of that. Who put this shit? Who the fuck didn't eat the Zaxby's? Don't shit out the day. Man, you see why this podcast is so necessary? Absolutely. Oh my god. Damn it. This podcast is for anybody who ever had a fake gold chain and put fingernail polish on it. Anybody who ever did that. I'm talking about you loved your fake chain so much when the snap broke, you put a safety pin up. I'm talking to that demographic of black people. The Rastafarian kid. Who is the Rastafarian? It's a play on racism. Never mind. Look, we're not going to hold you for 24 more hours. I know we've been wrapping up for a little minute, but I'm going to enjoy you so much here in the trap. This is good. Thank you for having me. It's been better than another rendition of the 85th South Show. Make sure you support Slutty Beagle. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to dab your hands on that. Thank you. I appreciate your patience and ever-loving blessings. Absolutely, man. This is good.