 Oh, hell yeah, Julie. You look too cool for school. I am a fashion guru, okay? Payback is a bitch, Julien. Guess what today is? It's I find my boyfriend's outfit. Payback is in me getting you a wonderful couple of outfits for no reason. A few weeks ago, I posted a video on my channel where Julien went and bought some clothes for me. It was really fun. I had so much fun making that. So I did it. I went and I bought you some clothes. Like the style icon that I fucking am, okay? I'm not gonna argue with the latter part of that statement, but I did a really good job and you're glazing over that. You did, you really did a good job and I was really proud of you. But I was excited to do this for you. It's a little bit easier, I feel like, because you know- Shirt and pants. Yeah, with girls, there's like skirts and dresses and all kinds of shirt happening, but like, I had an easy time. And I barely vlogged when I was out in the world because I'm a little too timid to do that shit. You scared the vlog pussy? Yeah, I'm scared of vlog. I also don't know how you do that. My hands are full of things. I can't also film myself, whatever. Why don't you describe your personal style? Sophisticated. Okay, no. Elevated. No. Full of finesse. No. Athletic. There you go. One accurate word. Hold on, hold on. Athletic, but business. I feel like Julien has a couple of looks. One is very athletic wear. One is like jeans and a shirt or like a jacket. And then one is like pier tux. This is just like three looks. Yeah, three looks, you have three looks. This is like what Julien wears. Nice high socks. Ooh, the bot. Cool shorts, sneakers, hat. This is like what you look like every day. Unless you're going to jujitsu. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot your fourth look, which is just a gig. Just an a gig. So I went to the mall and I got you some looks that I think you would like and some looks that I think you should try. I wanna be dressed like a doll. Dressed like one of your French girls. Build me a doll house now. It's like 90 degrees up and she's wearing that giant ass jacket. Fuck yeah, Ambi. Don't look, don't peeking. So your first look is a total layup because it's something I think you would wear. Don't look yet. I got you this Puma like jacket pullover thing. Let me know what I should look like. Oh, hell yeah, boy. I think that that'll look nice, but unlike you, listen. Just buy you shit, okay? I bought you outfits. This is, I bought my boyfriend outfit. You forgot that part last time. It's okay, I love you. And then because I like things that match, I got you these Puma pants too. So you can be rolled like. Those fucks so hard. Those are like parachute pants. They have like zippers on the side. So I don't know, like sometimes you have like your pants, you roll them up. Sometimes you don't. These are dope. See how big you think I am. Oh, that's accurate. It's big. Go try it on, I'm ready. I'm dressed. Nobody thought it was just felt clothes. No clothes. Oh, shit, look at that fucking 360 though. I can guarantee you, I will wear this entire outfit on nine out of the next 10 flanks I take. Really? Yeah. You like it that much? Oh, dude, these pants? Show me your like ankles. Put your foot up on this couch. Okay, you're pulling in. Julie, oh shit. This is fucking tight. I love these pants. I'm actually like, I'm pretty proud of it. I like the pockets, cause you can hide drugs in here and zip it up so no one can grab them. Do it. I don't do drugs. Honestly, this is sick. Honestly, are we done here? Cause I don't want anything else. Yay, I'm glad you like it. It looks really good on you. You look, it looks like something you would buy. It is something you would buy. I bought it. You bought it. I took your credit card and actually you bought it. Oh, so that's what I'm gonna go with. Is that like European? What? Is that what you're European to me? Where's your other one? What can I say? I'm a fucking style guru. Okay, I know what the fuck I'm doing. I mean, this is cool, but you really, I did yourself with these pants. So, thanks for watching. I thought we were done. This next outfit is like for when I want to see you, but I also, I don't want to fucking see you. I want you to just get the fuck away from me. Again, because I like things to match, I got you this beautiful set of camo sweatpants and a camo t-shirt to go with it. Yo, these are soft as fuck, bitch. I know. Where'd you get these? At Bloomy Dills, bitch. Oh, you fighting. This is at $30, which I mean, yes, you could get this a lot cheaper at the army surplus store, but you know, I splurged because I love you. Thank you for splurging all over. Leave. Okay, I want you to put that on and then I want you to just fucking disappear. You ready? Yeah. What the fuck are you? I said, come out. I can't even fucking see him. Separately, they probably are really nice. Do you like the pants? What's wrong with them together? Show me. Ready? Yeah. Okay, I really like the pants and I do like the shirt, but probably not together. Why? I want to know what social rule says I can't wear this everywhere I go. Like it for some reason like looks really wrong. Penta toe camo, like it really looks. What are you doing? Okay, now we're fucking talking. What do you think? I love them. You do? I disagree. You just made them into short. I need more room to move. To be perfectly honest, I'll probably wear this all the time. Yeah. It's soft, it fits my body well and I'm invisible. 10 out of five, love it. I know that you bought me a bunch of outfits for a step-grandparent's barbecue. I bought you a bunch of clothes. It's tomorrow. Which so that you could truly just become the actual dad that you are. So I got you these beautiful. Oh, don't take khakis. Khaki pants. Oh, God. They're beautiful. The brand is called Vignette Vine. You're gonna go right to the Vignette and I got you this amazing. You did not. Let blue polo so you could go to the golf course in it. It has a little whale on it. And then remember how you got me sunglasses? Well, I got you a present too, okay? I got you this beautiful fanny pack. Okay, this is the only good thing in this outfit. And hell yeah. How the fucking yeah. It's pretty nice. This is as dad as it gets. All right, boy, go get dressed because we wanna see our dad. Khakis, those actually. Ask me a minute. I'm gonna talk. Let's see what it looks like. I want it. It's in there so tight. Julian, untuck it. Do you wanna tuck it? No, no, no, no. No, untuck it. For your pretty night over here, sure. You look like you're going to Disneyland for the afternoon. You guys pack your lunches? Okay, don't. Stop making it weird. No. Julianna. You know what? We're gonna be late for the parent teacher conference and I will not have it. With like some brown shoes and a brown belt. Boy, you'd be like the hottest thing on the golf. Who are you trying to turn me into? I can't golf in these. Look at this. Boy, you put me in jeans and fucking pastels. So here you go. You're welcome. Let's see what you're doing. You're paying me back for the prep you did. Yeah, exactly. I'm gonna call my agent. That shirt is the... To be perfectly fucking honest with you, I don't even have khakis, not one single pair. I don't know how to wear them. I don't know what to do with them, what to put underneath them. I don't know what this business is. Yeah, they really do stick out. Is that gonna be my donk? Yeah, your donk's definitely hogging the fabric. Engage, big mold. Would you wear the fanny pack? Yeah, I'm gonna wear it right now. So, for you... We had a business call. No, you don't. Did you give them the numbers? Send the projections. We sold our company. I'm gonna take that fanny pack away from you. No, you're not. No, you're not. I'm gonna have snacks and a pizza. Boy, you're gonna be one of those dads with snacks in your fanny pack. Hell yeah. There's like a Ziploc bag full of Cheerios in there. Spare the Ziploc bag. Cheerios going right in. Are you ready for your third outfit? Do you want me a third outfit? So I wanted to get you an outfit that you could wear when you're going out and just like, you're ready to have a good tongue. Not on the tongue of the boys. What I got you was this. I got you a pair of jeans. Usually when you wear jeans, they're pretty tight all the way down to the ankle. Like that style, you know? And the ankles are pulled up or whatever. So I was like, you know what Julian's missing? It's a pair of jeans that shows more of your beautiful thighs. Oh my God. You have wonderful quads. And why not just show them off a little? They're baggy. Your hammies can breathe. Your quads can breathe. Your glutes can breathe. Thank you for thinking of my body. Nice and baggy. Maybe you can roll them up if you want to. Maybe not. So this is what's gonna go on your bottoms. Again, very soft because I know you care about fabric a lot. You like things to be soft. I got you a beautiful red flannel top. Oh, that's nice. Yeah, so you can go get drunk in it and then to go to go on top of all of that. I got you a beautiful denim jacket. You're gonna put me in a Canadian tux? Yes, exactly. So I want just. It's a nice jacket. It has like a rainbow on it. This is what made me buy it. It's like a really traditional looking jean jacket but it has those nice little pieces of white. And I think it would look really nice with all your pins on it. Aw, thanks. But I think it'll look super good with your nice jeans and your flannel shirt and your jean jacket. And then we can cover you in syrup and you can chop wood outside. I'll be the brawny man. Yeah, you can sell me toilet paper. It's paper towel. Oh, shit. Not bad. All right, come on out, sell me paper towels. Okay, what the fuck? I hate to bring it to you, but these aren't real holes. And I'm like so disappointed. Where is your thigh? There's another layer of jean. I came here for the thigh. I was half kind of joking, but like why does that outfit look so fucking good? Does it? Yeah, like it looks, you look fucking good though. Like it doesn't look like a Canadian tuxedo at all. Does it? You kind of look fucking hot. They're actually not as loose of a boot cut as I thought they'd be. Yeah, they look kind of big. Yeah, I think I just got giant fucking hogs for legs. I like the jacket a lot. You do, it fits? Yeah, it fits perfect. The jeans are a bit different than the normal jeans I wear. And I think that's good. Also, if you wanna see the brawny man, I'll take off the jacket and show you the brawny man. I do really like that jean. Oh my God. Is there like some porno music I could play and slow this down? I like the shirt too. It looks so good on you. It looks so good with that beard too. Like you are serving right now. Julien, look at me. Oh my fucking God. Okay, whatever you're doing, I want you to stop making me nervous. I kind of wanted to just like cover you in syrup, but my plan totally backfired cause you look really good in it. How am I doing so far? You're doing honestly way better. I thought this was gonna be a big troll job. Well, I thought I was trolling you, but like you look really good. So I did get you some last stuff. Remember how you got me my raw shirt from Buffalo Exchange? Hell yeah. So I went to Buffalo Exchange and I got you a few tops and a hat. They're not full outfits. First one, Julien always makes office and parks and rec jokes to me. And I saw this and I actually got the reference because you're so fucking annoying about it. But I got you a shirt that says, I met Lil Sebastian at the Pawnee Harvest Festival. You got me a Lil Sebastian shirt! I don't know if it's gonna fit. It might be a little bit. Lil Sebastian his grace! This is probably worth a billion dollars. Bah! Lil Sebastian. I think it fits great. It's kind of small. I think it's a little big, honestly. This is my new favorite shirt. I'm all like, oh my God. I can't believe you bought me a Lil Sebastian shirt. What is that? Oh, what is it? I'm gonna take that shirt away from you. No, not allowed. Is that like your favorite thing that I bought you so far? My favorite thing that I own. Also from Buffalo Exchange, since you got me a rawr shirt, what I don't got you a fucking rawr shirt. Oh, yes! This is great. I'll be right back. Here's to you guys, yes! Doesn't he wear this shirt? He has a wolf one. Nothing that Shane almost looks quite like. Here's to you guys! Again, you missed the mark on sizing. It could be a little smaller, but I think we're working with something here. Turn around, rawr from the front and rawr from the back. This is what the fuck I'm talking about. This boy is fucking wild. Trade all of our stocks. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna wear this under my gi as a rash guard. Yeah! Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do, 100%. All right, the last thing that I got you from Buffalo Exchange is actually very Shane's. Your whole wardrobe just lacks a whole lot of cookie monster. So I thought that this would look really nice on you with this hat with like a VW bus on it. What does that have? I don't know, boys. Oh, it's a Camp 535 hat. All right, I'm down. I love this hat, by the way. Do you really? I love this fucking hat. Are you kidding me? I'm gonna wear this all the time. Why is that nice, bud? Ladies, ladies, can you tell me where the men are? That's right, that's right. You look kinda cut, though. I was trying to fuck with you, like you look cool. I like this shirt! Like your jeans look cool, your fucking shirt looks cool, your face. Everything you bought me, I wanna wear all at once. It really doesn't look bad. Was it supposed to look bad? I don't know. I love it. 10 minutes in a cookie monster and chilled, it gives you that look. I love all of the stuff you got me. Do you really? I honestly do. I thought you were gonna troll me and I think you actually kinda tried to, but it didn't work. I love everything. I thought I was trolling you. I love everything. I got you a complete camo outfit and a Canadian tuxedo with a flannel shirt and you look good in it. Sorry. Did you have fun? I had a lot of fun. I didn't think I was gonna have fun because I normally hate trying on clothes but this is none of this shit I would ever buy, which I think is cool because that's what I did for you. Yeah. All the pants that I got you fit, even the khakis that you did like? Yeah, I'm honestly impressed. What's your favorite and your least favorite that I got you? Favorite is Lil Sebastian. I'm gonna wear that without pants, probably nine out of 10 days a week and least favorite? The khaki pants. The khaki pants. I fucking hate the khaki pants. Thank you for getting me khaki pants. I hate them, but thank you. Do you like your fanny pack? Don't do that. That's weird. Why can't I flap my pack? Ladies? Can you tell me where the boys are? Silica. Don't do that. I don't want the dogs to get it. Peachy, you wanna treat? Oh my God. Thank you. And congrats. From handshakes. Well done. From handshakes. Thanks. Kermit's licking my wrist. Well, you asked where the boys were at. That's true. Well, yeah, that's it. I mean, I thought that I was getting a little bit of revenge on you but it turned out that all of that backfired on me because you looked really good in everything but this was really fun. Yeah, this was fun. It was also like really easy for me I'm glad you had me this time. You did it like half the time I shopped for you. Well, kinda like that. I'm a fucking fashion guru, but it's like fuck with me. But that's it though. Make sure you subscribe to my channel. I put on reviews every Wednesday slash Thursday. Julien, this was really fun. Thank you so much for letting me do this. Thank you for getting me all this stuff. We're gonna link below the official little Sebastian memorial song. No, we're not. No, we're not. Five, five, six, seven, eight. I'm gonna take that shirt and I'm gonna burn it when you're sleeping. Kiss you inside. Kermit's licky, you're so loud right now. But Kermit, stop. Dude, you're nasty. All right, see you next week. Bye.