 That's how we do it right here. 2.5 months. Dude, you're killing it. Ya ni, mga mga mga tumelika quarantine. Eh, now I was waiting for you to drop the diamond one. Quarantine. Quarantine. Izan tzoma request ziko. Na una pita kina roki jana digital na zema kese su malewa na iwasha tuko pamoja, kana tush pita na zema. Tundin from Meru Kabumbi. Roland. Hai. Meru nyu ni jaz. Dais mwenda na zema big up DJ. Uno na masalamu mingi. Zedrik Muranda na zema LD watching. And Leon, what's why you saying Leon from Naivasha, tumo apata vi no masana plot mzima na skilizatano kali kumpigo. Niche zekiba kameleon tetezo. No umgote job minor. Job minor, how you doing? Udochize yo kameleon. Thank you plot mzima, tumo apenda. Wazi DJ ako poa sana, niko taita. Uyo ni Elvis Mwakio. And then there is someone, tuned in from Dagoretiko na napa. Kaka picha kakana kumtoto ka. I think nika waifi though. Nika waifi. Oh, that is so cute. Kumtoto, waifi na kumtoyo. Okay, that is so cute. Guys, thank you so much for watching us. Whatever you're tuned from, whatever you're watching us from, we really appreciate it. Uno apenda sana. I hope you're having a good time. And of course if you have any requests, you can always talk to us. You can tell us whatever you want to listen to or to watch rather, because our DJ is here. And that's how we do it on a Friday. It's a freestyle Friday. You can see whatever you want. We don't care. As long as we're having a good time. So now, DJ, I'm going to shut you up for a few. Because the person I'm bringing in studio right now, you guys are now ready. I had one of them, Kitambo. And I was like, you know what, I need you guys together. They are my favorite comedians. Why not sit here together and just make our Friday, you know, better. None other than Mtumishinam Chungaji. Apende unawu wa sosa sana. Unapongesha. Oh, yo. Una banyanga uchiwa kwa musi. Kwa ni ni kelabu. Kusa kusa tufanya chukutiku. Yo. Yo. Pika chafu, heka. Chukuma cha pati. Scratch. Yo, yo. Una chua ma DJ Iwote. Uini DJ Chamba. DJ Iwote ni Wakamba. E, Sapa piya cha pati. Chapa pati. How they roll? How they rock? Uwiwa. Una kawa piya pa? Kaliya. Oh, there goes my yellow. Yellow, yellow. Oh, nisa kukaliya? Looka like na try. Sorry, una chua muku tupea. Muku tupea script. Una chua film mefa. Uu kuna freedom. Oh. Film mefa pa itewe. Ya. Una kawa chama felan. Uiwa. Chama tu felan. Uiwa ni neske wa kimuita DJ. DJ piya makenesia. Mimim chua baba. Piera. Amutia ito isi fitanda apa? Nareza ni. Uzi si energy apa? Oh. Sile amalisa. Sorry. Wa, wa, wa, nnama Zeni. Amdani ngingiliya kwashu yaungu baide. Sorry. Amdani ngingiliya kwashu yaungu. Ah, ah, ah. Ni observation. Kwa kuna observation apa? Ok. Nnama Zeni tu. Okay. Ogape. Nesi tupe kucha indafiyun na nisa yuna mu indafiyun. Ok, guys at home as you can tell. I'm very overwhelmed right now. One, because you've just taken over the show. Two, because I'm such a huge fan. Yeah, thank you, thank you, thank you. I'm a huge fan and I'm so happy to see you. You know last time you didn't come? Yeah, yeah. Sijum bonap? I'm not quarantined. I'm not quarantined, so I'm fine. No, it was home, home quarantined. Me? Me ni kwa na homea. So ni kambua ni kaa kwa nyumba so nasera kaa. Yo usuri? Osuri? Muneza, nchuku wa tu mumsaa, nchukua wasanise. Tusu sanise? Tusu sanise? Banda chartu ni nashiyutanda. Gaina? Sasa muna tu nasanitaz? Siwata nasindo. Siwata na tu li kwa kwa rana? Lukasif? Nmin ni li malisa nan Marieke, nachuhi shikangi mutu marepe. Siria ni alam. Sin li kwa na homea? Homa. Homa. Homa. Homa. Homa. Homa. Maktiki lam pranua kwa na Homa. Sasusindiwe yon ni kapo wa kipo of. O, ma, it's true. Kikama yei yakinana ni ui na nafila yaw atu wa kupua. Chef, chef siyate ni Homa. Nafi kere. Ono mai thinking kapaziti nafi kere ni Homa. If it's you a thinking kapa. Nitu why yei homa na chiangagya? Wa chatufa nyele gitul kwe metru. Una siya, on teatasite sii wea talk class. Nani sii kami. We are doctors How are you doctors? We are TPS TPS TPS means traditional parts attendanga So this is man kind No, no, no Man Meet wife So meet man Okay I'm so lost Don't try to get lost Wait TP what? TPA TPA means traditional parts attendanga So wakati Traditional parts Parts Parts Parts Parts Parts Parts Parts Parts Yes So this is what we are going to do with mama We are going to do it with the man But we are going to throw it to the dad We are wakilimani We are going to throw it to the dad But we are going to throw it to the dad I love you too I love you too I'm so amused now You still lost me Are you married? No she is Are you married? No she is Okay guys do you know When you look at me right now I'm literally watching them like this Because I'm just like What are these people all about But let me tell you guys you have no idea Right after my show You have all the time Yes To be watching this guys Right? They have a new show Yes of course Yeah yeah yeah You guys have a new show I'm going to be one of the fans Right after my show So you can imagine guys To talk about Broody Sharpa You know To kshama Lizaevi Guess who comes in Boom He's in igani Comedy He's in igani He's in igani What are these He's in igani What are these Tell me more about the show though Apple Omongi Liesen ki Swahili San I'm going to watch You're going to watch a show Sir sir DJ DJ It's like you're in chore Just you know Kututama ni bas Atina ni alitwa muntungi 20 angu na ni maha Kamba ni emini li ingi ya kwa iploti wakwaza Isi ni kan Ukona kitapu ya tenya Isi ni kan Tuna uwa mucomba na achakufa Isi ni kan Ukona pieri makena kwa sho tanokali Isi ni kan Ya You have lapakal state Okay I'm just I'm used So basically I just I was actually thinking of visiting a gani right now Nuguna fkiri Asa ni minta sema gani Na jule pressure of entertainment Jule me sema zinusana Atami ni kuwantikoksima Sema ohia wapu nyumia Paitineza kwa mi stari Sema weka fasi So to seme Apana wacha twikai Nataka Mutu ula na dika scripta ni Andi ke mimi na makena Siya na itwa role Na niya kwa Nitu andi ke mimi na makena Nitu misi Nitu misi Na nafili na narukai Na narukai uo story pati ni sawatun Tairuti hako patari Isi kia isi ke katikati Tukuski Muna ni pati Muna miskiya sasa Na niya kusumbu e davula Na, I know We are itwifu Terekt Terekt D.o.p Wacha kwa na kiziya Wacha kwa bion e trokua Nimulu ya Ofia zinani Asa, sasa tumekucha kweenda Fumon yana tuni Sahi zi ni gani Sahi zi ni gani There you go guys That's what I'm talking about These guys are here today Because we are due there at the time We missed you I missed you We really wanted to have you But now you didn't have time I was quarantined Not I didn't have time But we have made things clear He was quarantined That's why I did not make it That's why he did not make it Ya But now we have him here How is your family? How is everything? My family It's okay Because I got to know so much about his family And I'm sure guys at home Because we know about his family Everyone knows that Because you guys are comedians Every time you are here You have to check We just don't think about you guys Actually you have a family There is no way you can be quarantined There is no way First you don't look like being quarantined You know Comedians are just there And you just think that life is Ikua patu How is it? How is your family and how is this quarantine? Not quarantine He is COVID My family is safe We are grateful I am also grateful to you For the support of the Government We are grateful to you We are grateful to you and your family Your husband And your wife We are grateful to all of you Our husband We are just so excited We are so excited We are so happy We have him He is one and a half years old And he has been a poetin But he is very lucky I am a poetin He is an YouTube Channel Uko Kwa kwa kwa wajimusu WAIT WAIT WAIT you lost me WAIT WAIT So mojako 1.5 years 1.5 years naminginako boarding Yes boarding is kwa tumbo Nani kulise makena Like Shizu ya wafis brakdat YES We kwa naprek nanda Nanda nuna na pepa Natakuliza suwa Simutotana kwanga hi kwa tumbo Unanza kweza pumuesi ya kwan? Ya kwan Aki tokasu wendele ya kumi Kumi na mocha, mua ka mocha Kwaninu unanza tenna wan Why do you start one month? Kwan Sababu nile si kuwalingi ya kwa dunia Kwan niyo si kuwalingi ya kwa dunia? Eyo traulisa takutari Makana eyo aakusita takutari Imagina ispe na kuchangan weba wacheni Wacha kwa zna I'm thinking about it Yes Mimi nina jari puku julisa eyo suwan Batu wa uza man Ule uziangu hawa man They don't say They don't say how many How many years are you Since you came to the world Yes They say Date of Bath Bath Bath Bath Batu wa wuna se manga Iconist Iconist Iconist Nobody says Iconist 1 kwa 33 32 No, I have my nine months Sindio yodume kwa 9 months Kwan ni muna si 2 paza ni? By the way, Mutumishu na jukwa kina pier Makana Ukuna pewangu kamin lipa 20 20 wat? Garanti Garanti Ya ni certificate 20 years Diyandaku leta Diyandaku mea kichwa So ni sayi Sayi ni mepa kisha 16 So 16 Namami aakia ni yambia Aki leta 2 shita Murete Chakwa mingin Ya ni kimi la Tukwa Makana Esa sa lakini Makana shita tayake So ni nda kutafutawu Si mi sister from Manatsa Mata Lakini ni kimi We are all sisters 20 years Kutani rukana ni kwa pa? Ya, imagine how We are all sisters Sayi kiki umana Makana ni jatakuwa Kwa za kupika firimi Mayoi Laki sasa ok, saaw Lakini na kwa, ni kwa na mi ya kaka 20 Sisi kwa tu li liambua troka nda na Ukua kuna chakara Uki troka ruteja Uki troka ruteja Ukua kuna chakara Kwa ratua kuchefila ni kwa? Ya Watoto Guys, let me tell you Do you know I honestly feel like Working out na mendele na sho Man, you had the same? No Like I am so entertained right now Apana kwae? Unata kufutisha, unata kufutisha wukas Nimo ni ya mese ma si? Umei me Siezi, siezi, niveleni maa chili ati Uyuni mese ma utkiza 10 Tao Kwa na 10 10 kumandumensini Chaputawat, 10 kumandumensini Chaputawat Si cha sere ma sumo ten yonge 50 ina se ma Nia ma tao Tao tai ti E Ate Ue, wacha Ate Shifi suru kutracha ya kitua kuna apu Ue, pipili na sumo To not add or remove So we Me ni eitopians japutabu Wait Tao Tao Tao tai tao Shal Shal not Puta sanda DJ Mi ni taku oma tukabela tu tokia Takama tu tatoka Oni chese wimbo ya Kijana Fulani kutoka apa Tanzania na itwa Prince Ue, nia na sema Ata ru ti Ata kule ti asawati Nia, iyo inenda kwa waria mbawa Mewatchwa na wapensu waw Kwa kwa rana Nia, mi piyo niko na polapu Mi chese ya Oni chwa mseki anjo Nia, mi ima na tamu uiwa apa na Ha? Nia ni ya nga Ha, nia ma ni dwa na iba Wai wu dwa Nia, nga Nia, nga Sinipasta nga Bazi mi chese hiya Basta nga Iiopasta nga nga reyde anani Ue, ni ni ni ni ni na Iiopasta nga inenda anani Ya, pastanga nga Nia, nia wasirika Umutwawari sema sasa sa ii ni 100 Sana, shinwonganga na sema Anatwache Hawa ni 100 watakucha iwi ki 100 watakucha iwi ki Sini surface wo me kawa Oa kona surface sita Aka sa ii na chu wali wangana surface Sati Sa iiwa kila awa ni surface Kama uko na 600 Kwa sayo Kwa sayo Kama uko na 600 membas Ioni 6 Ioni 6 surfaces Ya 6 surfaces So ni 12 hours And another 6 to 6 Yata mika puwa past Natuwa sisi Commitians tu me kawuka Kama ma past It's tough for everyone Pa sisi wange tuwa mi At least Commitians muku na surface Ya People per performance Tu metumbu 15 Pa sisi wange puwa Pa sisi wange tuwa That's a point Okay guys at home what you were saying Come on just here Ioni mika ma service Ya pastanganga imekubali wawa tu One hour Nanganga munya ayu kwa surface Saba puwa mi piti cha 53 So tu kona asha So nani yata upiri Asha diya Asha wange puwa hi pa iten So Commitians tu wa tu pa tia PSC 100 people for one hour For one hour So at least tu tunasas muku ka iten Let me tell you guys Get out of my studio Get out of my studio You're making so much sense We have money I might lose my job here Because kukubali anana nani Because I think that really makes sense And the moment I say yes Nakubali anana nani Government come for my head No You know what Kaini Commitians cc na ma artist Ma DJ is to kaitu home Pa tia ma pastas wange kani 100 people with one hour So that's okay I care it You can care it You can cut me You don't say ma You can't care it You can get it 100 people Oh No, it's just about to resign from my show What do you mean? I think it's easy to kupia kwa By the way, Tuduku wa nakuchok fanyan niya Sijiwe Sininda fitu duku wa tube kujiya Andza inda fupas Andza e Andza za Aya Guys at home that's our interview Ended right here Right here And what? Tu mamaliza Sininda taku perna namba empesa We don't do that here Ya na Uki tutafutu ayan Uki tutafutu ayan Okay fine Zero seven Aya empesa Sinia Asi wa Wachaseme alafum fanyapu Tudu Awatu wataski ya Awatu wataski Wambi uya kukuju Zero seven Tudu Zero seven 22 8 0 3 6 o 6 So yo namban nyaku tuma empesa Guys you'd like to support the artist Tumisha e mchuka Do you know want to do zero seven Tup tup 22 8 0 3 6 0 6 6 0 6 So to me niiha empesa jare Ya guys are going through a hard time Maze It's not bad ones in a life to tip Tip the artist That's what we've been saying Nyim na fanyama life To go live Faye Youtube Uli panra isi nikan Tuna city too Remember that is the best place to support them S.Y. S.Y. Fani Mchungaji. YouTube Okay Instagram Mchungaji 3 Facebook Mchungaji yasanda esu Twitter Mchungaji Chch Alafu ngekaka tu kwa mia Maybe you what as a magic tumoji When we went to Ghana and Chai and Nigeria Chai You know, Nigeria na Ghana Watwa na supportiya na sana? That's true Ngependa Tuchukwe hiyo mufano yana Nigeria na Ghana Aama tuwa chi hiyo Tuchukwe hiyo Yetu Let us support our own Ngekama tu kwa pa hifi Fili umesema mimi na ito Mchungaji Facebook Pierre Makena DJ Double Junior Nha pukamutanda ho That's true You might not have maybe 100 Or that's 10,000 Supporta Just watch the contents Uruza, uruza, kapisa Sino Memorisa Now there you go guys You can hear it from our very own artist To make your day every now and then Who you know They just make you laugh Make up yangwe mera And just laughing You know what you guys have So, kama uko nyumani If you're doing your thing If you're a corporate There is a way you can always support these artists There's a way you can support me There's a way you can support Double Junior And there's a way you can support the comedians Please support them Let's keep smiling I have one last question before I'll let you guys go What is this And what is the reason Why you brought this in my studio? I have a new seat And I have a paper which Hhihihihihi What is this Is a plastic So it's nothing And what is this This could be a new extension I'm Isangio What? I'm Isangio Now, Isangio is doing his job We don't care where is Isangio We don't care if she has a fever She works here Tiki is doing her job Isangio is doing her job So what is this People have to keep doing their jobs So she doesn't know what it is Tutu suotu tuke patran nae Well I don't know that reading You're reading now nge about Uji No, nene nisa asa ma kia ena Guys I'm sorry you've really seen how this has gone I know some of you are just crazy and laughing at home But remember you can always watch these guys Right here on Y25 for every Friday Right after my show Ndakwa na kumusha baya sana And Misho yangu kisha Thank you Kakiti apo nwa watch Because I think you guys are my favorite comedians And we can support each other just the way we can And remember guys just like the chungaji has said Let's support one another That is the reason why we're here Uki pata doctor you come support You know Uki pata artistu kuwa support Let's grow each other Tu si kuwa jealous of each other nene Successes ya Yup Sindio Laki na piya hao enyo anata kwa supportiwa Wachua fanya fitu ambasu sinesa supportiwa Supportiwa Nga engelia maybe DJ una pato anasa ma DJ ya chisi njimosa Kenya Fanya musiki musur Kwa nene DJ anasa njimosa Tanzania That is true Kama nima benzia na imba direct Ya Siliwa nja kusema Nyama o sijwi nene Wuchua funuwa fitu Pupede ke direct Sao Kama nene Kama nene Haa taruti Haki dijuku na yo wimbo Haati Haa taruti Haa takure desa waati Ona Eka yo Ate yo nga mani anani? Ea nai toa Prince Kafa ya Nwa chia imbe yo imbo Mi kafa ya Nwa chia imbe Siniya kepu Suma chia basia imbe Okay sao Kosh Suma jo nga nama ja buwa Ufuna imba Nikuwa na fanya maimu Haa sao Tobi monsana na kunuras ma bungama kameshika DJ keep the fire burning show iko ita umbaya Adi na jinais nga ma kejani Shikilia to evo DJ Alafu ki arizabagala Eh? Arizabagala Eh? Arizabagala Kwa ni murutuwa sa buti kumana Haa haa haa Na suwa gili fi mona siwa get Kili fi? Basu me duya de tukwa papa anyway Tukwa po po le kili fi kamamja tupata sayi Davis Lizu na sema moranga Moranga tuned in Show is on fire And Dennis Van Demo Sema watching the show Iko litsana Dom mea nzaku fanya Mzuri Kuba dilisha ma DJ Next time later DJ grand Elvo Definitely to be sure sema If you want a DJ to come to my show Just Hala And we will bring that DJ All right And if you want different kind of artists as well Just let us know And we'll bring them And if you want Tumishian Chungaji again Hala We can bring them But remember You can watch the show Right after my show Every Fridays Congratulation guys Now listen Before I let you guys go We are about to do The Tanongaja Which is our favorite One of our favorite Wadineru Adi Segmentation Right segment So in this session See you choosing Goma Tanoz Nizimewuma this week Now you are working as a DJ So this is how Even us guys We try to promote the music Kamangomayako Ni noma Tutai Chesa So we have the trending Top 5 songs I don't know if you want to play that Ama Tuwachesia Angomayo Atarudi Kamawana Tukama Do you guys want to do this with me We still Yes DJ Ganya Kwanza Papashirandula Ani So what is it Papashirandula That song masia Okay that's our Yeah that's our top 5 The trend