 Tell us about your experience. I saw the f**king clouds come in, the sun come out, and it's f**king night time. Four f**king hours waiting for this pizza, sh**, to work. Watch your language. This is Craig's first visit to Cedar Pine, the Kitty Park capital of the world. The Kitty Park capital of the world. There it is. Wonderland's better. Look over there. I see you construct your 0.1 over there. I mean the rock store. See steel digits in the distance? No, I don't. It's that massive 90-degree wooden structure in the back. That looks like Lego. Oh, I see the other one. Monium? No. Dragster? No. The little red one. Oh, Maverick. That one. Yeah, that one. Look, it's right there. No. Steel vengeance. Brendan Nolk holding the camera and driving. Oh, I'm not driving. I'd like to just point that out so I don't get dragged on the comment section. Expose it. How big is this park? It's massive. Your feet are gonna hurt. Oh, yeah. We're gonna be dead by the end of the day. They have a train, though. That takes you around the whole park. See where those towers are? A train. Going over gatekeepers, like Hill there. That's the front gate. Oh, the keyholes, right? Yeah. The ride literally goes right over it. It's weird seeing things in pictures and then appearing. Is that Ferris wheel? Yeah. I hate Ferris wheels at big parks. I think they ruin the skyline. Oh, my God. Look at Wigatown. It looks like two noodles. Oh, it is still Halloween. What do you mean still? They just started. And you said Halloween Haunt. They changed the name to Haunt. Well, it looks like it on all the marketing signs. Oh, we need my season pass. Do you want me to hold the camera? No. Oh, my God. I thought that was an actual person. Oh, there goes my phone. Hi, Brendan. Hi. Hi, who are you? Thank you. Yeah, they do. What time does it open? It opens at 10 for early ride time. That's for season pass holders. So I just realized that we dragged them here early. Oh, that's okay. Oh, you're not even going to be able to get into early ride time. That's rude. I'll try. That's unfortunate. What other employees in last year? Did you just clue into that too? I didn't even clue into that. I did right after you said early. I did right after someone asked what time does the park open. And I'm like, We have a Karen developing a Karen. Oh, I should have guided your dad. Go back in. Yeah, in here. What is that? That's gatekeeper. What element is that? It's like an incline loop, right? Or a turn around, whatever. Should I turn around? You should be able to turn back in. Yeah, the park you had to do it right. We're heading to the hotel. Oh, shit. So what do you think so far, Craig? This isn't Wonderland anymore. Okay, that element from this angle looks so tacky. It looks like a banana. Just add in a banana. Well, that's probably our next coaster right there. That or a mock double launch. Why is gatekeeper more blue there than it is in hotels? The drop out of the mid-coaster into the mid-coaster. Whatever that is. Look at the massive American flag. Does it happen to your time in hell? Yeah, it really does. And your investor strength. It's a wing coast. Yeah. The drop's really cool. Well, we got to get this dingled dorks. See some past process to get our fast lane for the day. Dingled dorks. But we are like an hour and a half early as you can tell. I hope the park stays this dead. It probably won't get insanely busy because it's supposed to rain for like four hours. We'll have to come after that. No, usually once it rains, then everyone leaves. I'm sorry, every little thing amazes me. Oh, so what did you just get? I got a platinum pass. Oh, it's a Cedar Point. That's not how platinum passes work, is it? No, you can use them at every part. I'm just going to shove it back here for now. Have you ever seen people walk so slowly to the early ride time? Yeah, usually where people are like sprinting out Wonderland, it's like a full blown race. You can tell people have clearly not had their coffee today. Oh, we have. We're still not running. Oh, copyright music. That's not the point. Clark. Tony Clark. Has nothing on grace. I thought it was Matt Clark. You can buy cards to get into early entry to have them. Yeah. I heard them asking. What is this? You have probably another 20 minute walk till we're at Steel Vengeance. What? So you see Dragster back there? Yeah, I see still. That's like the halfway point. Another Dragster length that way. That's corkscrew. Is it any good? No. I liked it. It's not even worth riding. You like everything. You like literally, like literally there could be a coaster that goes up a lift hill into a brake run and you'd be like, that was phenomenal. That's what G5 is. Oh, the dive coaster. You know what that is, but you don't know about all the rides here. I smell grass. Yeah, me too. Oh, it's the automobiles. They have the ones I guess on our island that you press the actual gas button. Yeah. This is the ugliest looking thing I have ever seen in my life. What? Whose decision was it to leave it white underneath? It's not white. It's silver. That's even worse, because now it looks like it's been like stretched across the ground. Well, that's what caused Yukon Striker to be delayed for years and it's not even good. That's what they... I just don't... Okay, I'm not... It's salty, yeah. Yeah. But it goes forward. Like, what is this? Is this a hyper? I don't understand. It's so crazy seeing pictures and videos and now just kind of walking through here. That is... That's their arrow mic. That's steel vengeance all the way back there. Yup. Are you kidding? Someone better tell Jaden to run. He's at the Magnum entrance. Oh, okay. Oh, that's sick. Look at Frankenstein's hand. Yay. I'll tell him. I love it how you casually just get to walk underneath the roller coaster. We ain't got time to wait. Yeah. Damn, I've never seen you move so fast. Oh! Yeah, you have when I tried to like run away from you all last season. Wait, this is smaller than Marine Lens. Yup. Also Marine Lens. Here's the vortex of Cedar Point. Do you see what I mean now by Cedar Point being kind of ugly? Yeah. Nothing really matches here. Yeah. They just built roller coasters and stuck things in between them. Yeah, it's really just like hunks of metal. But it happens to be the funnest part. Funnest. Shut your mouth. Well, we'll be the judge of that. Ooh, top of the dragster. It's not open. There's no train in the station. Yeah, blown on the bay. This is the one that goes through the roller coaster. Oh, did you just roll back? No, they're transferring them on. They have to test their way back, though. Oh, sorry. Are you okay? I'm beating up someone already. Really? What? Are you excited? Uh, yes. Do you like the sound it's making? Jadad! There's no line, you said? No. They just put that thing on. It says one hour. Oh. You got a locker? Yeah. You're so excited? Remember, you can't have anything on you. We just got off steel budgets. How did you enjoy it? Your hair says it all. Your hair looks like a giant muster right now. I actually still mentioned it just got off of me.