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What's WRONG With This Cat ?!?! IMG! #21

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ZebulonTV
A photon walks into a hotel. The bell boy says, "May I assist you with your baggage, sir?" The photon says, "No. I'm traveling light".
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Rsaramallac
So a guy walks in a bar, and asks the bartender for a bunch of drinks. After a few hours, he is wasted, and bets the bartender $100 that he can pee into a beer bottle set on the counter. the bartender agrees and sets up an empty bottle, and the man pees all over and misses completely. This same scenario happens about 4 or 5 days, each time ending up with the man paying $100 to the bartender. Finally, the bar tender asks why the man keeps taking the bet, and the man replies "because that guy at that table over there has bet me $1000 every day that i can pee all over your counter and you won't get mad."
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PurpleLollipop Studios
xbox and ps3 are down! Someone call the ambulance! Wii U Wii U Wii U
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Ray McMillan
A man walks up to a hot dog vender with a snake wrapped around his waist. I'd like to purchase 3 hotdogs for my snake please, he says. The vendor replies, okay, but we're out of buns, is just the meat okay? The man then says, I'm sorry sir, but MY ANACONDA DON"T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS, HUN.
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Marispider (Ze Medic)
There were 3 cows. One cow asked their mother why she was named Flower. "Because a flower fell on your head when you were born." She answered. The second cow asked why she was named Butterfly. "Because a butterfly landed on your head when you were born." "Mmph mph mmph mph" Said the third cow. "Shut up, Brick."
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The Yellow Dart Bubz
How do Canadians spell Canada? C eh? N eh? D eh?
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Regan Ding
3 blondes were in a forest, they saw some tracks, the first blonde said; those look like deer tracks, the next said; nah more like rabbit tracks, the third said; i think they're bear tracks. Then the train hit them.
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Jeremy Matula
What do bikes and ducks have in common? Handlebars, except for the duck An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls can't talk. He then eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey. What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint What's green and has wheels? Grass, i lied about the wheels Stop me any time guys...
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Locke Harper
Two dyslexic walk into a bra...
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A Chicano Rap
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a boner? I don't have a Lamborghini 
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