 Good afternoon. For those who are new, I'm Dr. Theron Sherman, and in today's briefing, we will be discussing SCP-5562. There isn't any objectionable material in this document, so let's begin. Item Number SCP-5562 Containment Class Radix Note This less common object class is used for objects that have been incorporated into the Foundation's command structure, but are unrelated to Judaism. Containment Procedures SCP-5562 is to be stored in Containment Chamber 12 at Site-26. Foundation knowledge of the existence of SCP-5562 is not to be disclosed to the British Occult Service. Use of SCP-5562 requires the approval of the Site-26 Director or Overseer Command. The input of the Ethics Committee is to be disregarded. Description SCP-5562 is a large metal cube, measuring 3 meters tall, discovered beneath the town hall of Shrewsbury Shropshire, England. SCP-5562 has one entrance, which can only be opened by an adult British citizen. How SCP-5562 verifies this is unknown. A brass plaque is located to the right of the entrance, which reads, Property of the Directorate of Military Intelligence, Sections 13 and 19. A slot is located beneath this plaque. Opening the entrance will result in the entrance automatically closing after a period of 20 seconds. Following this, the entrance will be unable to be opened for 50 seconds. Should an object have been present within SCP-5562, an envelope will be deposited from the slot. This envelope will contain all secret information contained within the inputted object. No inputted objects have been present upon reopening SCP-5562. Testing Logs Test 1. Input. Agent Sarah Tate. Note. Accidental. Agent Tate became trapped within SCP-5562 during initial discovery. Output. Agent Tate's bank details and passwords to her computer and email. Results. SCP-5562 taken into Foundation custody for testing of any anomalous properties. Test 3. Input. The full text of the Hobbit by J. R. R. Tolkien. Encrypted using a Foundation one-time pad. Output. The decrypted text of the Hobbit. Results. Anomalous capabilities of SCP-5562 have been confirmed. Test 26. Input. An intercepted message from Orya Outpost 12 to Tehran Headquarters. Output. A message confirming the presence of Orya agents within Ghana to monitor potential anomalous activity. Results. As this was a breach of Orya agreements with the GOC, this information was leaked to the GOC through embedded Foundation agents. Test 54. Note. Requested by the Foundation Internal Tribunal Department. Input. Senior researcher Arthur Illingworth's encrypted hard drive. Output. Illegally procured photos of subordinates, emails blackmailing subordinates, and threats of retaliation if reported to senior personnel. Results. Output was used as evidence in Illingworth's subsequent trial. Test 76. Input. Sir Edward Filey, head of the British Occult Services Cybersecurity Division. Output. Information confirming the presence of illegal backdoors to the British Occult Services internal database. Information also confirmed Filey had accepted bribes from hostile groups of interest in exchange for access to the database. Results. Information was reported to the British Occult Service. Method of interrogation was not disclosed. Test 129. Note. Ordered by Overseer Command. Input. Researcher Ahmed Hussain. Believed to be an embedded ORAIA agent, and the orchestrator of multiple ORAIA attacks on Foundation bases within the Middle East. Output. Bank details and passwords for Hussain's computer and email accounts. Results. Subsequent analysis has found researcher Ahmed Hussain to be innocent of all charges. He has been posthumously pardoned. Thank you for listening. Site 42 studios and its staff are funded by viewers like you. Please become a patron or visit our merch store at the link in our bio to support our work. Secure. Contain. Protect.