 Good afternoon Foundation staff. This is level 4 researcher Theron Sherman and today's broadcast illustrates Well, I don't know what it illustrates. We're talking about SCP-5665 object class Keter Special Containment Procedures Safe containment of SCP-5665 instances is unviable due to their tendency to spontaneously combust Due to this containment efforts ought to be focused on spreading disinformation regarding the existence of the anomaly and preventing discovery by the public Description SCP-5665 is an anomalous variant of dairy cow capable of producing massive amounts of methane within their digestive system through an unknown source Additionally, they can expel this gas through their anuses and ignite it presumably using an anti-identified flame producing organ located within the lower digestive system SCP-5665 instances are able to move in the same manner as a non anomalous cow However, they've been observed to instead favor propelling themselves via combustion of their anomalous flatulence Despite the high temperatures and pressures SCP-5665 are subjected to they appear to be unaffected physically by this method of transportation SCP-5665 generally exist in herds of between five and ten instances and are able to reproduce using the same methods as mundane cattle Analysis of tissue gathered from deceased instances reveals that female instances are capable of producing non anomalous milk Instances also require similar amount of food and drink to standard cattle Attempts to contain or otherwise intentionally restrict the movement of SCP-5665 instances have invariably resulted in the spontaneous combustion of the entity Often causing massive collateral damage or if additional instances are in close proximity chain reactions Due to this accurate observations or analysis of SCP-5665 instances on a small scale are functionally impossible Addendum 5665 point zero zero one incident may 26 2020 at 0900 hours 46 minutes a large congregation of approximately 40 SCP-5665 instances formed over a field in Cornwall, England This collection attempted to attach themselves together using legs and tails before Simultaneously beginning to produce explosive flatulence this propelled the entity's upwards at a rapidly accelerating rate Which reached speeds in excess of Earth's escape velocity The group of SCP-5665 instances is believed to be traveling in a direction that will cause it to make contact with the moon on June 2nd 2020 well hey diddle diddle am I right You get it because the cows jumped over the moon All right staff that ends our broadcast use your foundation encrypted YouTube account to like comment and subscribe and hit the Bell and support our broadcast at patreon.com that site 42