 Alright Mr. Wade, just give it up, okay? Just stop, stop resisting. What the f**k? Just, just stop resi- Sorry, McDonald's, I got this. Oh my god, you're doing the thing again. What the f**k is this? Hey, what the f**k? It's Cornwood. It's a weird day, Wade! Stop walking away! What are you going to teach you? It's really dark and cold, I don't know. Wait, is this Cornwood? Unfortunately, it's Cornwood, yes. Oh, okay. We good? Yeah, I think we're all good to go. Okay, let me go ahead and start your FTO session here. I'm gonna let you drive. You gotta get back in the swing of things. Ah, it's going westbound off road. How do we know if there are turtles? Can I ask you for two things, actually? Can I take a tourist to FTO Claire today? Do the folks Claire? Claire Everly, she's one of my old partners. Sexual partner. Nice, that sounds like a complicated answer. Oh, she's one of my old partners in... Eagles, westbound Montrahanra. Justice, not crime. What shift is she? Can you tell me how? She's shift two, technically. Yeah, shift three, but I... She shift three, I guess she shift three technically. Yeah, I'm just shift zero. Yeah, Barrett gave her the okay to come in. She's like me, she's shift zero. Call Viv, don't call me, this is shift one. Okay, sounds good. I don't want to, you know... All right, that's enough. Appreciate you. Also, on top of that, congratulations on the Sergeant. Hey, appreciate it. Yeah, not putting good words for myself. Glad they listened to you. Oh, I bet you pushed me over to line call. I really appreciate it. I owe you one, brother. I owe you my job and a hundred grand. I'll get on it. Oh, thanks for reminding me. I forgot about that. Oh, fuck, I got into a tunnel. Oh, my Lord, look at this. What the hell? This is all brand new. Hi. This is incredible. Hello. How are you? Donor kebab, Asian food. Okay, smoothies, burgers. Wow, they have a lot of good shit here. They got sandwiches, quesadillas. This is great. Oh, my Lord, look at this. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, it's fucking pie. Shit, look at the fucking pizza. Is that fucking shrimp on the pizza? What the fuck? Oh, my God. Get out of my way. I'm trying to look at the pizza. Hey, you blocking the fucking pizza. Oh, shit, they got like a pizza up on everything. Oh, my God. This is my place. Shit, fucking pie right now. Oh, my God. They got pineapple on the pizza? Bottom right. Oh, my God. How dare they? Conwood, do something about it. Conwood, please. You can't do that. Take it off. Take it off. Y'all have to understand this, okay? Look, I know I should. I know you eat everything, but there's no mistake for pineapple on fucking pizza. Hold on. Look, I get it. I'm not one to, you know, I respect y'all's culture. The last thing I should be doing is going to Italians and tell them how pizza works. But the juice in the pineapple works as an incredibly good tenderizer for meat. Right? So when you put that shit on pizza, the way that it cuts through the damn oils and the grease makes it work in such a way that it... Do you feel like you're eating healthy? Yes. What the fuck, Eddie? What the fuck would you do? Get the fuck out of here. Jesus Christ. What the fuck is this for? Jesus Christ. How does that make sense? Oh, my Lord. Oh, my God. I don't have time for this. Unbelievable. Cormac, Cormac, Cormac. Yeah. A black club behind us. The vehicle they were chasing earlier. There was someone in there that was pantless too. I swear to God. He had like a barlup sack or whatever on his head. Hey, we see a black club at Senior Buns right now. It looks like... Turdless mail. There's also a really blank leaf in there and he had no pants on. I don't know if that was the same car, but... And the person that was being dragged out earlier had no pants on. All right, we're making a approach right now. We're outside Senior Buns. Going to be a mail on the phone. Blue backpack. Yeah, I did. How you doing? At this time, you're being identified as a potential suspect in a crime right now. So I'm going to need you to face away from me and put your hands behind your back, okay? Why, really? Yes. That's why I'm asking that. Oh, am I being charged with the... No, you're not being charged with them, but we're going to go in detainee. You're not under arrest or nothing. Don't worry. Oh, you know, I would love to... Suspect resisting arrest. Wait, wait, wait, wait. We can talk about this. Well, no, we were... We were going to talk. Now you're resisting arrest. Now that's a whole different thing. We can talk about, you know, like out of custody. No, we're going to have to... No, we can... We can... Sir, no, what are you doing? You know, we can... Okay, that's what's getting in the black compiler. We're talking in the car. You're going to get these. It's just us driving off. Go take off. I'm going to get them. The guy with the pants is going to be into it. We have that black club. Copy, Primer, you doubled up at this time? He took the jump. He fucked the jump. And he's going to be eastbound. Delpero facing west. And you're turning eastbound. And we're all turtles. Oh, my shit. Great. Hold calm for a moment. You're all turtles? All turtles. He's passing the Elgenexa. He's actually going up on the Elgenexa right now. I'm trying to bump them down. This tour's turtle is real easy. Yeah. You probably have to do the handbrake. What's your method? Handbrake and turtle method. Yeah. Check the parking garage. Check these parking garages. Yeah, he might be in here. They're on 20. Cut your lights. They're getting picked up. They're tased out. Good tased. Good tased. Yeah, right here. Red sports cars. What they called out. Right down the right. Arden. Cuffs. Resistant again. He's running back to the red sports car. Oh, man. Tased out again. Good tased. You're going back, yo. Ow. What the fuck? Driver's been tased as well. Driver's been tased. Driver's been tased. Driver's been tased. Driver's been tased. You're going for gobs. I'm going. I'm doing it. Driver's been tased. You're going to do it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. Get out of here, Eugene. 195. They go. Probably move my road just in case the black car comes zooming through. Nice smack them or something. Dude, for real. You did, actually. Do you hear you? Do you hear them? So we're having a podcast about RP, huh? Yeah, this is a live RP podcast. I waited for the restock. That never came. I gave all my money to Nora. I'm not logging back in. Bro, stop. Stop. Bro, stop. I gave her $280,000. Wait, why didn't you give it to me? Bro, we could have used it a lot more. Yeah, we could. You should have just donated it to PD. Wait, how does he... How did he... How did he pull me out of the car? Wear something. You might break your hip. Don't do it. I said don't do it. The asshole. God, damn it. Okay, she tased him. Don't worry, Cornwood. God, damn it. Since you covered him or me, let's see it. Jackass. Jesus Christ. You're going to hurt him and you. Come here, Cornwood. Okay, good. Let's dig in. Did you talk to your character? Where actually... This is my push to talk. This one. This one, right here. Thank you. Oh, wait, whoa, whoa, wait. What are you doing? I'm sorry, bad thing. What the hell? Hey, don't not grab me like that, okay? Bro, put me down. What the hell are you doing? Hey. Hey, buddy, you're in the middle of the road. I'll help you out here. Claire did a good job. You did a good job. Wait, stick it in. Oh, okay. But, you know, I'm a bit disappointed, right? Because you could have... You should have just took the shot. You sound different now. I got some melon in my skin now, you know? What the... No, you don't, Cornwood. Wait, what do you mean? Okay, are you like a... Do you do like impersonations now? No. Why? You sound completely different there. What are you talking about? Don't... Okay, I'm just gonna... I think you're just hearing shit. Maybe I'm hungry. Maybe I'm hungry. It's fine. Maybe I'm just... You know, maybe I need a snickers or something. I don't know. Yeah, you're not yourself when you're hungry. That's when your setup is so necessarily complicated. No, no. No, it is. No. Don't you accept it? No, no, no. Wait, if I talk in this mic, does it hear in game? Uh... It can. Is that right there? No. I don't know, Claire. You should go find, like, a rye or something. Okay. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Drive for me, and here comes Claire. One second. I'm gonna check up with some paperwork. Um, Rye, where you at right now? Why? We didn't have a conversation. Listen, I need you and the whole gang there right now. Like, at the house. I'm at your house. Dang. You're at the house? Why? Why the gang? What do you mean gang? I don't have a gang. Listen, we don't want to break down the door for no reason. Just come to the property. We'll wait for you here. Yeah, Claire, just give me a second. We just got to deal with something, okay? This is where S-Band sits, 12 to 18 hours every day. This is wild, bro. You know what's crazy? When I was playing Jason, that wasn't even RP. That wasn't my stuff. Bro, stop, bro. That was my stuff without rules. Bro, stop. Bro, you're living a dangerous life. All that was real. Every second of it, it was no RP to be found. All right, who is he having this contact? God damn he has a lot of people. We're going to get Cornwall kidnapped. Yeah, he might get stabbed here. I'm not going to lie. Actually, I should call K. Mr. Wood? Where did you go? I'm so sick and tired of your shit. You and your goddamn hoodlums down here. I am so sick and tired of your shit. Hey, Cornwall. Oh, fuck, then. I have the videotape of you guys executing that civilian, and I'm going to be releasing it. Okay, yeah. Yeah, it was justified. Okay. We'll find out then. Yeah, we'll see. Where are you right now, Mr. K? Come meet me on Covenant, please. Why are you sound so fucked up? Come meet me on Covenant, please. No. Excuse me? No. I'll be seeing you, Mr. K. What the hell is happening? Why do you sound like that, Cornwall? Like what? Cornwall, why do you sound? You got cold? Do you mind if I hook this battery thing up to your nipples? I guess you do mind. Eugene, Eugene. Yes? Listen, listen. They got me hostage. Why do you sound like that now? What is happening? They got me hostage. What? Who the hell? Guys, they have Jason. I don't know how. Cornwall's eating Jason. Okay, you guys need to calm down, okay? Everything's under control. Cornwall's eating Jason and Dean. Oh, shit. Everything's under control. Just calm down, okay? Cornwall's eating Jason. What? By the way, K might be after you today, so this one. Yate them. Jason, are you there? Jason. Jason. No. Cornwall, why would you eat them? Help. Help. It's wet in here. Ew. What did you do to the new monster? What did you do to the new monster? Sorry, man. To his ass. Ew. What the hell? Sorry. So what can I do you for? Why have you eaten my friends? Well, I didn't really eat them. They kind of, they just kind of showed up there. I was just breathing in my mouth. What the hell is going on here? What's going on here? Cornwall's eating people. Is that your dinner? What's going on? Cornwall, where did he go? I've been in there for half an hour. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You're in there for an hour? How'd you get in? That's the device for little Cuba. What do you mean? You left it open at the senior bun, so I just hopped in. That was like two hours ago. I was in a place to go to sleep. Yeah. What the hell? I was, he was speaking tongue the whole time. He ate them as well. He ate them. He ate them. He ate our friends. What are you doing? He's a man. He's a man. Raya, help me. Raya. Oh, my God. Get out of the car. Get out of the car. Now. Get out. Now. Now. Now. Okay, y'all. I got to get out of here. I'm guy. No. I got something wrong with me. I got to get out of here. Okay, y'all. Have a nice day. All right. No. I had to. This is so good. What just happened? I'm sorry about that, Claire. Yeah. So what have you learned so far today? But I think you're on drugs or something. You keep like, that are your, you've been practicing your impressions of something. Cause you keep sounding different every couple of like minutes. Oh hell, I don't know nothing about that. Here's what we need though today. We got to get an 80. A pursue. Yeah. That would be cool. I guess. Or you could pull up with this red truck. That's just breaking all kinds of basic laws. Are you sure? It just went through a red right in front of us. Yes. It's going on the media now. That's definitely a local. Now it's going through a green. That's not a local. There's red truck in front of us. You think that's a local? No. Probably 23, 24 tonight. It's speeding up in front of us. Okay. What were you saying you know for? Oh, there you go. Oh, jeez. Oh, shit. Oh, come on. Jesus. You just stopped on me. Did you guys also wake up and all of your vehicles are really weird and different? I was just calling with bad driving. Well, now how about you don't, you know, just slam on your brakes for the last second. I miss Wilson. You know why I pulled you over here today? I probably didn't stop at that red light. I didn't stop and go. I went right through it. This is a damn nice truck. Yeah. But did you get this part of your stock? Yes. I'm doing a test drive on it right now. Yeah. It looks good. What's that? Oh, copy. Well, we just got to report that this vehicle is actually stolen. Why? Who? I don't know, but you know the plates are flagged stolen actually. Yeah. It's been a while because I literally, like I rent this. Really? I'm a guy outside of Moseley. Can I check it for some signs of tampering? We're going to have to take this vehicle from you. How am I going to get back to my house? Well, hang on. I don't know if you can call a cab or something. Mr. Wilson, this is a, this is a joy riding situation right now. You know, we've got speed and failure. When have you seen a cab in this city? No one goobers anymore. Yeah. I don't see that. No one goobers anymore. People don't really do like taxi service no more. Yeah. So did you want to do that if I get away from you? Moving to warrant kind of thing or? I mean, I think there's no shot in hell that you get away from me. Didn't get ready. You can drive off right now and we're not in the car right now and he gets a nice car. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll change your car. The car is taking form with a second to get there. It was nice meeting you ma'am. I'm sure we'll see each other again. This patch is going to be an active 1080 southbound with our red color car. It's bleeding from a traffic stop. Gosh. This is nice. This is nice. Anyway, it's we are northbound. If he goes off road. Yeah, I'm not going to lie. He goes off road. It's kind of. Westbound Boulevard Del Perro. Continuing westbound Marlow Drive. This is not going to be a ride. He could go off road and fucking lose me. Yeah. This vehicle is going very slow. The vehicle is smoking at this time. What's up people? So this is a good time. We're off road currently. We're going to go eastbound Zacuta-Bronca. I'm going to do it right now. Thank you to Bronca. Thank you. Southbound Zacuta-Bronca. We're going to be off road. Car or cry is stalled a few times. It might go out here any minute now. Don't hurry up. Come on. Get up here, sir. Southbound Zacuta-Bronca Valley. Dude, that's so funny. Oh my God. Struck someone on a bicycle. We're going down the road. This batch. Oh. Send it. He's. This 80. Oh. He's going on a bike. What the fuck, man? He's going on a bike. Yo, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm not going to do that. Don't worry. It comes out. Okay, copy. We're going to be chasing a bike now. So expect to get on a bike. We are northbound. That's not what we got a V-Star on a bike. The whole PD for this. Bones, make the call, man. Make the call, Bones. God damn it. Make the call. Oh, you sound like that. What the fuck? Oh my God. He doesn't think again. There it is. He's off the bike. We're going for a taze in now. Oh, his leg's broken. Stand by. His leg might be broken. Oh. All right, Mr. Wade. Just give it up, okay? Just stop resisting. What the fuck? Just stop resisting. Sorry, McDonald's. I got this. Stop talking. Stop talking. What the fuck is this? It's a weird day, Wade. Stop walking. It's really dark and cold. I don't know, Wade. Wade, you can't. You're not going to make it. Oh, this is... Wade, come on. Wade, come on. I like you, man. This is hurt, man. Wade, this is really extra, man. Do you want to skinny a mess up here? Yes. Just put me in cuffs. All right. Yeah. I got him. I got him. Going for cuffs. One, two, three. One, two, three. One, two, three. One, two, three. One, two, three. One, two, three. One two, three. One, two. One, two, three. I gotta go break off in a brief... 195. You're tough going with... Take it out of your mouth, please. Take it. Wait, what's that? What did you say? Jimbo? It sounded like you were smiling something. Oh, no, I'm all good. Here's the thing. Dude, it's good seeing you. Nick, it's actually good seeing you as well as I do. How is this? That's all right. That's all right. Shareholders, say bye to Dean and bye to Nick. See you at S-M-A and C-Chair. All right, see you guys. He deserved it though. Yeah, I don't do it. Whoa, man. I'm glad they came by. That was great. Wasn't that funny?