 Hello, once again, I'm back with some more near-autometer. I just found a secret chest. I even got some animal belt. Which is really the best thing you can get. And what's not to like about having some animal belt with you? Oh look, access points, more tutorial and explanations. The world is filled with cleverly disguised access points. Which can be used for the following. Unlocking map info, unlocking save area. A white area on the map, which allows you to save your game in the system menu as long as you are close enough to the access point. If you find an access point under attack by enemies, destroy them all to reactivate the terminal. Alright, all simple and good and well. So let's go ahead and... I agree. The best thing in this game is to start fishing and to never ever stop. Unless you, of course, don't want to fish. Beautiful! Well, I think the weather is delightful to be. You should be more of a people's robot. Or, you know, a robot's robot. Well, maybe not all robots. There's some ones you just have to destroy. Alright, meanwhile, let's go explore beneath the woods. What's this? Uh-oh. I'm picking up hostile machine lifeforms. Hello. You seem big and you have an axe. I'm not necessarily sure I like you. Well, you're hardly a difficult enemy, anyway. Oh, let's make sure to avoid those axe annoyances. I don't believe I just barely ma- Ho-ho-ho-ho! This is amazing. I mentioned how amazing. Let's do this, shall we? Slice them and dice them. Ah, beautiful. Alright, so we found four out of... two out of four. The rest should be here somewhere. Yeah, there's one and I suspect the other as well. A little bit further down the line. Or is it in the red spot? Yeah, it's probably this one. Oh, why? I did not know I could do that. I don't even know how I did that. That should be enough. Guess where I land. Turns out pressing shift lots of times activates the sticky keys, which kind of bogs up the recording, because this game has weird resolution issues, as I have mentioned before. In fact, if you have seen my previous videos, you might have noticed that the first video of near-autometer was in a really weird 600x900 resolution, which I can only explain with my, well, inability to notice more details at times. And unfortunately, this is a port. No, this is really annoying also. Well, I'm at some other spots, and I press E and I do not get what I want to get. Let's see, so what am I doing today? I'm hoping the... Again, this is really annoying. Just be careful with the E. I'm helping the weaponsmith find some items, and I'm helping the trader find some chips for me, I believe, which is all fine and dandy. I mean, it is the beginning of the game, so some busy work is nothing but... Well, busy work. Please, I can enjoy the... Need to be more careful. That lot makes for an interesting type of enemy. So far, I'm actually quite happy with the many different enemies we have encountered. There were those shooting robots, which no one really enjoys at all. And of course, there are these varieties of robots. Exactly what I was saying. By helping them, we also help ourselves. So no, I don't think they're a pain. Yeah, yeah. I think that while I'm playing with the badass, I'm in truth a lot more like 9S. Quick save, inbox. Lovely, sure. I really like the save system right now. So far, anyway. Let's kill a few more robots and go back trading the quests. Alright, so I can actually kick machines to death. Nice. That happens when I hold the right button of the mouse. Oh, perhaps there's a secret over here. This looks like a place where one could find treasures. I like it. It's mysterious. And there are red dots. So no, the red dots on the show, my quest locations, right? Can't go up, I'm afraid. Nothing, strange. Perhaps I'm missing something. Was there a way to run faster? This doesn't really count, but hey, actually it does. Oh, tree seed. Whatever is that for? Well, I don't suppose I will be seeding trees anytime soon. Maybe I can sell it. Who knows. Hey, I started out here. Fantastic. We're back to the pretty little place. Now what I suppose is going to happen is that soon as I finish with these two quests, I am going to unlock the zone that I was forbidden from going into. And that, dear friends, will be hell of an interesting place to explore, I'm sure. Oh, thank you. I like it when... Oh, wait, we are fixing his devices, not fixing ours. Manus. Well, how do you like that? Looks like I'm back in business. Good to hear. You know it. I need these weapons to keep my friends safe after all. Although sometimes I wonder, what if my weapons are just making my friends die all the faster? Well, mate, you're having yourself quite the existential crisis, aren't you? Dot, dot, dot. There were six of those, by the way. Ah, never mind. Forget I said anything. Already done. What are we talking about? Yeah, can I go back right now? Hey, it's me, yes. I know. Shocking, right? Oh, I almost forgot. I owe you a reward. Don't say it's a grumpy about it. I wanted to say thanks for helping me add things up and running again, so I hope to you up some upgraded materials. Russet clump, beast hide, crystal, 5000 Jill and 50 experience. I'll take it. I can upgrade now. Thank you. Duck. Oh, my duck is going really, really high. And I'm going to get an attack speedup, in fact. Which means that I suspect both my light and heavy attacks are going to perform faster. And I will have the ability to chain up five light attacks. Definitely taking this. Now, I need probably a lot more stuff. And I suppose they are more rare. We'll see. Thank you. I appreciate it. A great sword shaped after the king of beasts. Cool. I am in love with the fact that there are other weapons I can use. First errant. That's nice. Feeling like the resolution of everything is really, really weird. Never mind. Oh, no. I shouldn't speak with you. I should speak with you, the guy with the bum leg. Hey, you found the materials. That's great. Now, I can start upgrading and crafting items for you. I imagine you can spare a few of these supplies to fix your leg. Yeah. Why don't you tell us what's really going on? C is my left leg that's all busted up. And my left leg is the one that's fully original. Oh. I've repaired this old body of mine a hundred times over during the war. I've sold parts in and out as many times I can't even keep track. But this leg, this left leg, has never been touched. So if I go and replace that, what happens? I mean, would I even be me anymore? Or would I just be a machine like me? Yeah. No wonder I'm silent. Anyway, it's my own problem. Didn't mean to trouble you with it. I should be getting more inventory soon, so swing by when you can. Medium recovery warped wire amber. Oh, nice. We got the amber for the level three upgrade. Now I can actually speak with Anamone. Oh, hey. I actually have a request for you as well. Oh, do you now? There have been lots of reports of dangerous machines appearing in the deserts recently. This is very unusual, so it may be indicative of something bigger. Now I hear you, your types are pretty good at examining things. You think you can look into this whole mess for me? Yes, it's not like I've got anything better to do. Thanks. I knew I could count on you. Well, there are allies in the desert that you are coming. Be careful out there, okay? Okay. What's that? Oh, another loot box. So where is this desert exactly? Interesting. So I can flat my fists, which is awesome. All right. So before I go, maybe, just maybe I should check if I can buy another weapon. I think I've got the money now. Actually, no, I don't. I can, I might as well check here. I need 10,000. And I need a lot more things. Is he selling any of those? Let's see what I need. I need severed cable titanium alloy, dented plate. No, I suppose not. Save points. Don't need any of that, really. Thank you very much. Anything I don't have. Nothing. Let's see what the other market is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, mind if I... mind if I... Sorry, I hate games wasting my time. And that's kind of what this sometimes does. At all. RPGs do. I might just take this. Fishing spots don't care about those. Weapon attack up. Oh, that's interesting. Lane defense. Range defense. Oh, entry. What should I buy? Let's buy one of those. Let's buy the experienced gorge. I think the weapon attack up as well. I wonder, do I use this somehow? Or are they just passive upgrade? Let's see. Intel items. Enhancement items. These I've already always had. All items. Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and guess that... Redbot, sure. No, I didn't. It was red before, wasn't it? Never mind. I'm really bad at this. La, la, la, la. Let's make it this. Yeah. All right. Small G luck. Right, I'm ready. Should be ready, right? Let's see then. Where will the road take me? Actually, I kind of want to fight with my bare fists and see what that's like. Well, it's awesome. But I still like my virtuous contact the most. I wonder if I can go that way? Yes, most certainly. What? I can't pass through here. These walls are sometimes in the strangest spots. Invisible walls, the bane of all existence, but mostly of good RPGs. This music, by the way, it helps me up so much. Oh, I see a red spot on my map. Let's go and clean it up from rubbish robots. Which, in case you don't know, are all robots that are not me. Oh my, what the hell was that? Melee defense obtained. Awesome. So there are secrets all over the map as well. Seriously, if you... I'm still trying to get the feel. Interesting. Oh no. A body. Alba. I might as well retrieve it. Money, damage absorb, evade, range up, experience, gain up. That's good. My bad. That was a level 9. I wonder if I'm... overestimating my ability. And, by the way, I forgot to activate the point. I felt so valiantly for it. I like the small periods. Saw the treasure, I just passed by the way. Let me save. Oh, I can check my commander lost equipment. There was something I forgot to mention prior to your source here. According to our analysis team, the equipment that was lost when breaking into the abandoned factory is still there. I've marked its estimated location, so be sure to pick it up next time you're in the area. That is all, the commander. I would like to check something. Items. Weapons. Weapon set 1. Don't know how I managed to... Didn't I previously use... Huh. Strange. Alright. I am still trying to make sense of this. Of this. Okay. Live and learn, right? I don't know. Excellent. I'm sure it will be very useful later down the line. Oh, more treasures. I like me some treasures. This game does not... Does not mind you picking all of them. Every single last one if you can find it. But seriously, I am going to save money in order to get me some more weapons. The combat is just such an absolute joy. And now we are going into the desert, apparently. And I'm not sure I like the desert from what I'm seeing from it. Not that it's bad, per se. I'm just not a big fan of deserts, you know. Sure, another quick save. This has never hurt. Shop. Whoa. In a really dangerous place. Well, you can sure sell me absolutely nothing since I don't want any of your stuff. But I'm going to take a look nonetheless. Resilience counter. Oh. What? Move toward an enemy attack with perfect timing to counter it. Okay, I'm going to take this. And I am going to take all of this. Brutal dose. So the weapon thing is going to have to wait. Alright, I hid myself. Let's see. Excellent. I'm about us. Get over it. Wow. Well, it seems like a very unpleasant place. What's this? What's in there? Oh. Glory to mankind. It's because they are pre-recordings and I am willing to bet my... I am willing to bet that they are all dead. Up in the moon. And the last humans are probably from the resistance. Yeah, that would explain. That would be one way to explain why the hell these guys are so stiff. Right? You ain't got nothing on me, big guy. And I just leveled up. Woohoo. Let's see then. I still have no idea what you guys are all about. But that's okay. I don't need to know what you do in order to murder you. I'm very, very good at that particular thing. Especially when it comes along with big ass awesome swords. Right. So this is where... Hello. Hey. Our leader told me all about you. Jackass. Nice to meet you. I'm sure you're planning to take out all the machines in the desert. Guess that means we need to get that entrance open. Looks like it. So, um, Jackass, was it? Uh, what are you doing all the way up here? Hm? You want to get tangled up in that? No, would we? Don't go trying to be a hero, all right? I'm an android. We are not heroes. We are the next best thing. Dick dictionary. What a useless thing to have. I wonder what it's doing in the middle of the desert. Someone named Jackass, obviously. I mean, if you don't want your kid to open doors with explosives, you don't name your kids Jackass. That's basically how it works. Pyroids obtained. Nice tiny semi hiding spots. Oh. Well, you lads are easy. Let's see then. Shall we meet a more challenging opponent? Somewhere in here perhaps. Well, this is going to take me a while. Desert zone. You think? So no access points, was it? Not much of anything else either. Look at it. Oh well. Hey, at least we're sliding in the sand. Nice. Oh, let's... Excellent. Come on, enemies. Exactly. These machines are talking. Worrisome, isn't it? They've been seeing this a lot lately. You are good. But I am much better. And I have a lot of money from that once you encounter it. Treasure. I will save you a little blinking thing of light. Nice. So I suppose I will be following these pipes here for some time yet, eh? That's okay. I enjoy me some pipes as much as the next guy. No, do not exterminate the enemy. Do you think they even understand the concept of being scared? I think something is happening with the robots. Perhaps these machines are gaining consciousness slowly. Part of me would like to think that something has happened both to the humans and the moon and to the aliens who created the machines. If that is even true. It could very well be possible that there are no aliens but the humans created the machines that were their downtown. Did I say downtown or downtown? I sometimes say the most ridiculous things. Let's activate. Mark the information. Quick save. Did I have something in my inbox? Concept of humanity. Schedule correspondence. Attention all androids. Thousands of years have passed since we humans were driven to the moon. And while the war remains deadlocked we know that our continued safety is only possible thanks to your valiant efforts on the ground. We ask that you continue giving your all to the mission of recapturing out from the scourge of the machines. Glory to mankind. Legal assemblymen. Council of humanity. The more of those I receive, the more certain I am that my hypothesis might just prove to be right. And that would be awesome if it happened. I say treasure. Is it going to take me some time to get to it? Oh, hello. Haven't seen the likes of you in a little while. But that's fine. I hope not to see them in... sometime yet. Ah, I'm really happy with... They're becoming more human. I knew it. Or at least they believe maybe they're just... simulating humanity. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Careful there, lads. You might just hurt someone. I feel like replaying the first 30 minutes of the game made me a lot better than I was. Like, I actually tried to... not get hit continually. Nothing how many good, mind. Just a tiny bit less awful. Oh my. What the hell are you? Exploding suicide robots? Robot. What a weird word. This is get... Oh, is this dust storm? Sunstorm, pardon. I mean, it could be dust. But I'm in the desert. So I'm going to go ahead and say that it's a... Sunstorm. And it's getting worse. Oh, I have found just... purely by accident. Broken circuit, broken key, warped something. To be, it's fine. Their speech doesn't mean anything. They're just emitting words at random. If they wanted help, why would they be attacking us? Yeah. Perhaps they don't know any better. Alright. So, the lesson... What the... Alright, made a mistake there. Apparently... Change message. A Bikinian soldier applied all combat intel on a tower smiled upon by angels. I have no idea what this means. Reliquary system. When your character dies, its body remains in the map as a corpse. These bodies contain various data, so you'll have to go back to your body to retrieve your belongings. If you die again, before reaching your previous body, it will disappear. If you keep playing for an extended period of time, without retrieving your body, it will disappear. Sensible. Very much like the old Diablo 2 system, in a way. Turns out, you can't actually dodge out of the way when your screen... or rather, your systems go blank. Not blank, white. Going blank and going white to entirely different things. But there, at least I'll find some more treasures, one hopes. And I will make sure not to darken. Let's not fight those guys. I just want to get my body back without further accidents. Torn book and... Alright, that's not my body. I tried taking on a path of foe in a crattle in the sky. Money, fast cooldown, done a dark up. Nice. I like picking up bodies. It helps me feel better about myself. Because I know that I'm not the only one who sucks. Who dies. Who terrifies his viewers with his self-depreciating commentary. Alright. I don't know how this stuff works. What am I, a prophet?