 Come on by to Jerry's Partisan Pizza, Austin's only pizza shop that delivers free pizza exclusively to Texas's Jerry-managed 37 voting district. Why is the district shaped like a corrupt politician, Druitt? Because they did! To cut certain voters out and guarantee they win elections. Gotta love the fresh taste of democracy and decline. Live outside the 37 district, stay home. Nobody cares what you are. We're franchising legal corruption in locations all across the country. Voting number one best pizza by my handpicked customer. You want to the best pizza in town! Tell the man he's cousin's nephew's uncle's brother Jerry sent you.