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Parody to This is why i'm Hot by MIMS
Lryics:
[CHORUS]
This is why I'm Rogue
This is why I'm Rogue
This is why,
This is why,
This is why I'm Rogue
This is why I'm Rogue
This is why I'm Rogue
This is why,
This is why,
This is why I'm Rogue
Poison in your eye
Warlock's easy mode
This is why,
This is why,
This is why I'm Rogue
Poison in your eye
Warlock's easy mode
This is why,
This is why,
This is why I'm Rogue
[VERSE]
This is why I'm Rogue
See we have a sap
I can vanish in the wipes, I don't run back
Blizz removed Blinding Powder as it resembled crack
I'm behind the boss, got my deadly poison stacked
Tricks of the Trade lets me focus on attack
Poppin' Dismantle makes their damage go to wack
They whine about our class but it's skills that they lack
Adrenaline Rush got my energy packed
Decapitating blades puts your head on a meat rack
Most of you don't see me 'cause i'm hiding in the black
Got some tricks up my sleeve and in my backpack
Often told to chill out and cut the others some slack
The best type of Rogue is me, PvE Combat
With all my stuns I think it's time to hit the sack
Stealth up behind you, blade flurry on your back
They ask me how I do it, I'm a Rogue that is that
[CHORUS]
This is why I'm Rogue
This is why I'm Rogue
This is why,
This is why,
This is why I'm Rogue
This is why I'm Rogue
This is why I'm Rogue
This is why,
This is why,
This is why I'm Rogue
Poison in your eye
Warlock's easy mode
This is why,
This is why,
This is why I'm Rogue
Poison in your eye
Warlock's easy mode
This is why,
This is why,
This is why I'm Rogue
[VERSE]
This is why I'm Rogue, like a snake I slither
My blade drawn making all their spines just shiver
Wound Poison, 34 silver
Gouged a hunter 'fore he pulled from the Quiver
My poisons soak down and then infect your liver
Put that bitch in the ground 'fore he even pulled the trigger
Let me take you on this thieves endeavour
Give me a Hitman target, you know i'll deliver
One shot from the back, throw the corpse in the river
Tip-Toe-Stealthing i'm as light as a feather
Embarrassing to know you can't kill me even though
The only armour I gather is all made of leather
Is that your blade drawn? Well I guess you aint very clever
Incarcirate, Humiliate, Put your balls on a tether
Cheap Shot, Kidney Shot, tie your legs together
The reason I am Rogue? Here's my damn reason forever
[CHORUS]
This is why I'm Rogue
This is why I'm Rogue
This is why,
This is why,
This is why I'm Rogue
This is why I'm Rogue
This is why I'm Rogue
This is why,
This is why,
This is why I'm Rogue
Poison in your eye
Warlock's easy mode
This is why,
This is why,
This is why I'm Rogue
Poison in your eye
Warlock's easy mode
This is why,
This is why,
This is why I'm Rogue
[VERSE]
This is why im Rogue, crits as high as the sky
You don't know about the Rogue's stealthy kinda' sly
You can't numb the pain even with Whiskey and Rye
The Druids catch a glance of me and off they fly
My theories be smart like a business guy
My moves be sharp like his suit and his tie
Hunters feign death but I see through that lie
I Garrote from behind and make them truthfully die
They log on an alt, I assume I made them cry
Whispering a whine in the form of 'Why?'
They get lucky and spot me but I vanish - bye bye
The scene is mine as soon as I arrive
Anyone who stays is probably not alive
You actually hit me now i'm in overdrive
Probably the dumbest move i've seen from Ally
I'm one shotting Warlocks and that's no lie
[CHORUS]
This is why I'm Rogue
This is why I'm Rogue
This is why,
This is why,
This is why I'm Rogue
This is why I'm Rogue
This is why I'm Rogue
This is why,
This is why,
This is why I'm Rogue
Poison in your eye
Warlock's easy mode
This is why,
This is why,
This is why I'm Rogue
Poison in your eye
Warlock's easy mode
This is why,
This is why,
This is why I'm Rogue
