 How is that going through the gag? There's just a little bit more. Just a little more. Are you learning things about yourself today? I don't know. Maybe. Can she breathe? Why is she squirming? Probably not very well. You might be killing her. She's not moving. Your name plates are off and that's really good. Okay. I'm really proud of you. Stop. Why are you looking at me like that? I don't know. I just wanted to see myself in your camera. Let's start. Are you touching me? Let's sit you down and set you up. You look like you're struggling to exist right now. You have to pee? Okay. Come with me. First of all, if world music on you can mute it in exchange for listening to Tevin. Yes, we do have live music. I'm going to switch to my invisible avatar which is also my male avatar. I hope I don't emasculate you. I don't want to look better than you on your day. In this first round, you get to meet everyone that's around, socialize with them, ask them a few questions and if you like them, you can make them go on to the next round. The ones you don't like are going to get eliminated. After you're done with that, the second round will be a talent show round. You're going to see all the amazing things they could do. Let's do it. Are you ready? Alright, I'll go get the first one. I'll be right back. Oh my gosh, he's so awkward. So tell me what you're looking for today. What are you looking for in a girl? Well, I was looking for some big booty bitches, actually. My primary concern was and the rest I thought we could fill in the blanks. Well, I'm not going to lie. That's... I have a normal booty. I'm not going to lie. Karen, come here. Some of your booty. Yeah, you. Right now? Okay. How are you so bad at everything? I'm just genuinely curious how you just suck so much at everything. What? Is that Jesus? I'm sorry. Have you ever watched the Sonic Kid the Sonic fucking Kid videos? Oh yeah! Wait, yeah! When she's screaming. Your actions have consequences. Say it. Your actions have consequences! Yeah, let's see. Is that you, grown up? No. Is that your brother? You know, I get that a lot. Somewhere down the line, you guys are related. 100% chance. Yeah, I believe it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Every day of the worst fucking day... I know! I'm sorry. I'm not interested. I'm sorry, I'm not interesting. I'm so sorry, dude. Well, okay. I never said you weren't interesting, but what is your... Tell me what your hobbies are. Well, like to... Never mind, that was weird. Where was your sense? Your work is a nanny, so I was gonna say... Say it! Say it, I command you! I like to play with kids! You like to play with kids? You told me to just say it! You're embarrassing me so much. Okay. What do you want me to say? Listen, remember what I said earlier? I said they have no sippy cups here. I know you have sippy cups here. I command you to give me a sippy cup right now. Five, four, three, right now! All right, give me a sippy cup! I'm sorry! For the record, we did get the fact that... Jack Daniels? Here, have some of this. What are your favorite types of kids? My favorite types of kids. I can't do this. Just go ahead and pound a couple of liters of that. I can't do this. Karen, do you have a sippy cup for this or no? Yeah, just go ahead and... Hold on, I've seen this stream before. Okay, we can stop. I just had flashbacks. So, you didn't answer. What are your favorite types of kids? I like... I'm just gonna say it. I like little boys. What? I'm sorry. Jack, please. Yeah, we'll go to the next stage. Yeah, no, I know. It's okay, Karen. Thank you. So, look at this. Isn't this sick? It's my pal and armor. Thank you, ma'am. Thank you. Hey, how are you doing? Hello, I'm doing good. What's your name? My name's S-Fan. Nice to meet you, S-Fan. They call me Safari. What do you do, Safari? Looking good. What do I do? Shit, what do I do? I clean. I clean. I work. I make that money. Oh, nice. I like the sound of that. Sir, are you a sugar mama? Oh, you're looking for a sugar daddy. I'm looking for... I don't gotta be a sugar daddy. Is that a drugs? I don't know what a daddy is. So, a daddy? Okay, that's like a daddy, but, like, ooh, that's like an instant, like, panty dropper, right? Like a daddy, like, oh, hey, daddy, okay, you cute, but a daddy? You like... Shit, I'm about to bust it while I open. Really? You play sports. Yeah, I play football. Time for one more question. Oh, football. Who's your favorite team? Uh, Cowboys, unfortunately. I will say I do prefer just a little bit more. I like baseball just a little bit. I'm a White Sox girl. You're so nerdy. I didn't get those same memories with football, but I do like the Super Bowl. Yeah. I like you. You're fun. Thank you. Okay, that was the last question. We have to get the next one. Would you take the milk or the beer? Uh... Here you go. Holy shit! What the hell is that? Oh, wait. It's from the tap. Wait, hold on. Come back. What's behind you guys? Yeah, it's fine. Alright, you guys can leave. Hi! Hi! Hello. Hi there. I'm good. What's your name? It's Hoddy. My name is Hoddy. So, I'm not really a dog. I'm a dog and a turtle at the same time. And I kind of go in heat like a lot. I like me humping objects. You might see it. I don't know. It happens when I'm just a little nervous, but I'm good now. What's good? I like to play video games, though, and I like to eat a lot. That's pretty much it. You're never going to find a job. You're going to be a massive failure. But I can do tricks. I can do tricks. I can be an entertainer. So, you have no skills. You play video games. You like to eat and you like to do tricks. Yeah. Just like any other woman. I'm 21. What the frick! Are you okay? You keep getting scared. Why? I'm really nice. You don't have to worry about me. I don't bite or anything. Is there anything I can do to make you feel more comfortable? I don't know. You seem a little tense. What about a hug? Can we hug? Here, give me a hug. Okay. Oh, I didn't mean to go down here. I'm sorry. It's not the first date. What are you trying to do? I'm sorry. You're right. I told you I get a little frisky sometimes. What the frick was that? Hi. Love your mustache. My name is Strumpet. Pleasure. What is your name? Strumpet. It's a local name. It just means whore. I try to change that. Okay. Well, that's how I like my woman. Ideally, last seven months has been sparse. I'm dry as a Sahara. I'm looking for my oasis. It could be you. Really? Maybe you could moisten me. Be the rain down in Africa that I need. That's a good song. Have you ever been to Africa? I like that song a lot too. Never, but I'm looking to travel if you're a millionaire. I just bought a house. Oh, well, I guess I could travel around there naked. That doesn't stop me from doing an expedition. That's why I literally lived with her. I said it was fine if she wanted to walk around naked. But she decided to move there naked. Well, I assume you are the manliest. And that makes you the strongest and thus the leader. So why isn't it what you say goes? I don't have an only fan subscription. Well, you don't have to pay with me. I prefer if I only have one subscriber and paid in love. Kind of cheesy, but I'm okay with that. Mm-hmm. Oh, shit. Yeah, I mean... Oh my god, you spilled your drink. I spilled. I spilled mine too all over myself. Oh my gosh. Well, I guess we'll just have to clean each other off. Yeah, I don't have a towel though. Well, you could use my dress. Does that work for you? Yeah, I'll use the long side. Where did it spill? Here, yeah. Right all over your front. Just really get it down low right there. Thank you. You're welcome. Oh, Jinx. It's okay. You can owe me a soda that we could spill later. It has to be game fuel and sponsored. I'm down to do a little powdered fuel with you then. Maybe the two of us could drink it together over our next date. You're actually crocking. That's perfect for me. Oh my god, I love a himbo. I think we're gonna get along just fine. It's like a male bimbo. Are you calling me a slut? No, an idiot, but just the kind of like. Cool. Your shirt has a gap. Oh yeah, you have a jacket. That's fine. Thank you. Milk is good. I think it's starting to curl. You want to feed me? Okay. Too fast. What the hell? What are you doing? It's slower. I'm gonna pull out my hammer. You like my hammer? It's pretty sick, right? Well, there's a chance to proc fire damage and it's gonna put a dot on you. It hits for like 300 something. You want to take the hammer and you want to stroke the hammer. When I'm in the full body trackers, I actually lost them and then I found them recently and I just didn't have them charged and ready to go for tonight's dream. Hop in full body, we could be anime girls together. Really? Hello. I'm a DJ. You're a DJ? I slob on knobs all day. You slob on knobs? Yeah, I slob on knobs, you know, and play music that's like, you know, like five year olds like having a tantrum. I didn't realize that that other side of the booth was so buoyant. I guess it is. Yeah. That's cool. I'm a writer's talent. But also I do holy damage. I mean, I'm into that. I'm a masochist. I'm kind of into that shit. So you can hurt me anytime you want. Really? I have holy semen. I mean, I am a masochist after all. I mean, you can really hurt me. I'm okay with this. It might burn through your skin. I heal fast. Don't worry about it. I heal fast. What kind of shoes are these? It's pretty bouncy. They're my high heels. What's under your heel? What's under my heel? That? That thing on the bottom of my shoe? What does that say? Is it under your leg of hire? It's a barcode. I would not skin it. Is it a fire? I can float. I'm a demon. What is that? It's a QR code. Oh God. Don't. Don't. I don't actually know what it leads to. It scares me a lot. I'm not huge into tats. Can you change my mind? They have a tattoo of an octopus coming out of their asshole. Yeah, I do. You do? I have the kraken coming out of my ass, yes. All right. Have a nice day. One or two more dates before we move on to the next round. Let me see. Where is the date? There you are. Nice to meet you. Please have a seat. What is your wingspan? How far can you reach your arms out? Yeah. Nice. Can you make your elbows touch your... Can you make your elbows touch? Oh. Okay. That was an oddly specific way to approach that situation. You can make your elbows touch. Where did you get such a thing? Absolutely. Oh. Okay. Go ahead. Oh, you want me to... You want to pour that in my mouth. Okay. Ready? Okay. Thank you. That was an awfully generous of you. Where did you buy that? Oh, thank you. Thank you, man. Is that a sexual thing? I'm going to be honest with you. I'm really enjoying watching you struggle. Are you a soccer player? Well, great. Wait, stand up with it on your head. Don't fall. Rise. Wow. Yay. That was sick. Good job. I'll give you some water. Ready? How is that going through the gag? There's just a little bit more. Just a little more. Are you learning things about yourself today? Um, I don't know. Maybe. How are these so much more than these cups? I'll be filled to the top, if I had to guess. Can she breathe? Why is she squirming? Probably not very well. Is she too tight? What's going on? You might be killing her. She's not moving. Yeah, but... Okay, they're fine. They're fine. They're fine. Thank you very much. You did great. Thank you. Oh, her. Yeah, you did great. Sam, I'm not bricked. Guys, this isn't remotely erotic to me. Or sexual. Hello, William. It's like a drop in. Yeah, a soft end. What do you call that thing that men have that's in the... What? You gotta go. I'm just here for filling. Who's that? Who's that? What are you? I'm just here for filling it. I'm being bricked. Get the last one to steal all the credit. Okay, it's fine. You are so brave out there. Thank you. What do you do for a while? What do I do in my spare time? That's a really good question. Typically, I like to eat crayons and stare at walls. But I actually reached level 8 the other day. So I'm thinking about moving up in the world. Becoming a little bit more powerful, you know? Have you ever drank crayons? No, so listen. I once on my microwave food snacks, I tried to drink that. It was like molten lava sliding down my throat and then becoming an amorphous solid. Kind of like glass, you know? I had 30 degree burns and I'm not allowed to... You wanted some lava sliding down your throat. Well, no. I didn't realize that when you microwave food snacks, it would be really hot. I thought they would just become liquid, you know? Yeah. Lava... Okay, I can... Two, another one. That's going to be... One time, one time, I tripped over and my shoe lace that was untied tucked into my shoe and I never had a time that she's ever again. Wait, really? Yeah, yeah, it was magic. I basically invented, like, sketches with the little push-ups. So I bought these Nikes. They're like $2.70 something or whatever. I don't know what they're called. And they have an orange on the back. And I never undid the tie out of the box and I slip my feet in and it fit perfectly and I never had to tie them. That's like when you get a hat and you never take the tag off. Same energy, right? No, because they can't even see because the lace goes under my shoe. So nobody even knows. So it's cooler because, like, I don't show off the freshness. But nobody else knows. You see what I'm saying? Like, the freshness is on the inside. I see, I see. All right, S-Fan, we're done with this round. Cool. Crush some hearts, destroy them. I'm ready to eliminate them one by one. Yes. Okay. Let me switch to girl form so I can be cuter. Hold on. You have a moment to think about who you're going to eliminate. We'll do an increments of four, okay? So you'll eliminate four now. And then the final round will have four. Okay? Four people to eliminate. Who's it going to be?