 I think the idea, I don't know, is something, there's like a hierarchy here, you know, the stuffed animals, they're at the bottom, and then there's the staff, so what do they call them? Dash twos. And I think at the top is the Dash threes, and the stuffed animals don't like to talk about the Dash threes. So they don't like your camera? Do you like cameras? No, they like cameras. They just don't like to talk about... Do the plushies talk about a lot of things? Oh, oh, they tell me, they tell me so many things. They tell me where to find food, where to find, uh, uh, working bathrooms, and, and bottled water, and all kinds of things. Of course. Yes, of course. Sure. Why wouldn't it? People do lie. Sometimes they like to play a little trickery. No, they just don't like to ride them either. I trust these stuffed animals more than I trust the foundation right now. Okay, I'm just saying, if you're not here, we don't know who to trust. That's fine, that's fine. I'm easy by the way. Ray? Nice to meet you. Eric. Eric, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, Izzy. I'm talking to Iris. She said you're a good guy. Iris was the only person I trust right now. She gave me that one. She did? Yes. It's a little drawing of Jungle Skog. Jungle Skog. Yes. There are many Jungle Skogs in the IKEA, but this specific Jungle Skog is the second great Jungle Skog elder. He lives in that bedroom. He's very important. I think I met him. Wow. Yeah. He's a great guy, very helpful, very informative. I'm sort of like a commoner though, so I can't interact with him too much. He's got a very busy schedule. The signs? Oh, I was just going to say besides figuring out last night, is there anything else you need help with? I'm so real. I've been working on the goodness out of here, you know? Oh, he's getting everything out of the IKEA? Of course, man! I don't know! Ray doesn't want to help us get out of here. Do you know what I talked to him about last night? Yes. But sometimes, sometimes I can even hear the IKEA itself. Well, it's in some bits and pieces. Like, I'm catching my fears on radio. No, I think it's sort of like a walkie-talkie. Or like a loudspeaker? It's not like a loudspeaker to have. No, no. I'm like on the wall, like channel, but I'm catching stuff. Like a radio transmission, huh? Yeah, yeah. I think that the presence of the foundation is causing interference in this IKEA. And it's preventing people from communicating with the IKEA, you know? And I think the IKEA wants us to sabotage the foundation. And then once we've earned this place's trust, it will tell us how to get out of here. Or at the very least, you know, we'll be able to communicate with it because the radio transmission will be less garbled. So, I need some help messing with them. Are you in? What are you thinking? Well, there are four foundation members here. There's Ed Brick, he's the Chief Security Guard right there. And then Voss and Red Sox guy. And then you've got Ren over there, the long hair. She's the other security guard. He doesn't do much. And we've got the researchers. We've got Joe. Joe is in the hole over there. And the head researcher is Slunz, the other one in the lab. What do you think of him? I don't know. I mean, I want to go after all of them. What do you think is best to go after first? You're one of the security guards. Which one? Maybe the one that doesn't do much, you say. Ren? Yeah. Ren. Ren is probably the only foundation member of a kind of tolerance. But it's interesting. They send her to go on supply runs with me all the time. You know? Which is nice. But I'm a little suspicious. I think the one that's sending on her to spy on me or mess with me somehow. And sometimes she talks to stuffed animals too. But I don't think she actually can talk to stuffed animals. I think that the foundation's master plan is to undermine me, you know? By making it seem like she can talk to stuffed animals when I can talk to stuffed animals. And, you know, I think that talking to stuffed animals is the way out of here. No, Queen! Queen, live! I'm so, I'm so, I'm so... I'm so... I'm so, I'm so, I'm so... I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so... There's a whale though, you're looking for? Wait, Willy? Willy's on message? I know where Willy is. Please, please. Yes, yes. There's all the bargains. Yes, yes. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You died. Hi. Hi. We're getting Willy back. Yeah. I'm glad to help. Willy was under a bed. I don't know if they're hiding or somebody hid them there. Edgar took him and hid him in the room under the bed for no reason. Why would Edgar do that? He said Willy is a distraction, but that cannot possibly be true. Because Willy doesn't want to be around. Interesting. Also hiding. I'm friend, I'm a security guard here. Nice to meet you. There's a bunch of us. Nice to meet you. Dr. Oz. This paper of yours in this document leads, you've just got yourself your very own little mister. A limited edition collection from Dr. Wondertainment. Buy them all and become Mr. Collector. Now Oz, why would you have such a paper in your private possession, along with mysterious leaves and jars in your locked box as well? Why would I have such a thing in my box? Well... Exactly. It is medicinal. Say I was there when they were born. Were you there at the crib? Now that the cat's out of the bag... I'm just with the Dr. Wondertainment business. So you work for Dr. Wondertainment then? Dr. Wondertainment... You have a stage name now, but can you tell us what's going on? Okay, okay, okay. You think that I'm affiliated with the SCP Foundation? Okay. Oz Wondertainment creates imaginative fun toys where people can reconnect with their childhoods, especially if they didn't have some of their own. It's actually a great cause. Foundation can sometimes find my broken toys and they can cause a mishap. SCP Foundation can sometimes find my broken toys and they can cause a mishap. Six months. You're a weird little wizard man. You think that I... Well, to check my emails and see that all of this is happening. I'm so sorry. You've been here for a month and you've done absolutely nothing. You've made no progress in getting us out of here, okay? So to talk of yours, you're stuck just like the rest of us. No, no, no. I've never been stuck once in my life. Things have just been taking a little bit of a little bit of time. Get out of here if you all stick by me because I've been the creator of this place. Are you kidding me? You sound like a crazy person. You're talking out of your ass right now. I mean, don't you think it's a bit of an oversight over making one item? Yes, you do. I know it's just doctor. I mean, there's definitely some... have normal bacteria on that thing. We have this whole file on Dr. Wondertainment. Let's see if we can find any information that's useful about them. This is a dumbass. Looks like a ridiculous childish column. Yep. Okay. Sounds like Dr. Wondertainment. Do you happen to know something about them? They're kind of a Willy Wonka character. He's scavigant. Loves toys. Sometimes they're a little deadly. Well unfortunately, we are caught in one of those sometimes. Yep. What's going on here? I was talking to some of the other new residents and they confirmed for me that the break that Cam went through when he committed the murder doesn't match up with his normal behavior. In fact, it seems more so like he might have been triggered into a murderous rampage of some kind. And so I was compiling these associations, this psych-evaluational field basically to try and determine if we can determine whether it was in fact something that was more natural with him, more of his SCP nature that came out and was actually his more regular state or if he actually is behaving more like a human and can actually blend in with society. I don't know if you have the free time right now or have any interest in talking to Cam yourself. I'd like to talk to Cam a little bit. They seem really confused. They seem to think they killed someone but they don't seem to know why they killed someone. Do you know when they got injured? They have an injury on their shoulder. It was supposedly from his alteration with Carter, I think in a little bit of like a last dish. That's what he said as well. I unfortunately was one of the last ones to come out and see the tail end of how everything went down between the two of them. If you don't mind potentially doing this psych evaluation to Cam. Sure. Basically, I would just need you to take down some of his gut instinct responses to these words. And then the second one Izzy gave me these little lab rats. He thinks they can speak but trust me they're just little stuff plushy guys. So you can toss that into the shower containment cell and if you have any type of adverse reaction to it, note that. Okay. And then last thing is just a couple of memory recall things information out. You would happen to have a clipboard or something. I will check. Thank you. Sloan? I'm Eric. It's Dr. Sloan. Dr. Sloan, my apologies. Well, I hate to be so brief but I was wondering if I could borrow a clipboard. I'm doing a psych evaluation. It would help me. Absolutely. Any kind of investigation I'm grateful for. Do you need a pen? I got a pen. I just don't have a free hand. Thank you. Thank you for listening. Site 42 studios and its staff are funded by viewers like you. 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