 Alright guys, welcome to Primal Omen. At this point, I think I've heard every kind of title that any dinosaur game could ever have. Primal Dominion, Primal Carnage, Dominion, Primal- All of them! I'll say four words, and you'll know exactly what I mean. Dino Crisis Spiritual Successor. There we go, there we go! Okay, so I think this is made by one dude though, so I'm not gonna be too harsh on it. Ah. Oh, there he am! It's Regina! Okay, so this actually told me to use a controller. Some kind of curious? Oh, look! Oh, do I need to be next to it? Okay. Oh, oh, there we go, there we go. Oh, yes. I see a flap flap! Oh my god, look at it guys! We're playing Dino Crisis 4! Finally! Regina's back! Back at it again! That's the facility they mentioned. I just thought mine should be there. Oh my god, don't do that again! That's terrifying! All right, what the heck? I guess I'll drop down? I freaking love these games! Where does this go? Oh, I came from that way. Okay, so this is different. Right, we're gonna go this way. Hmm. Interesting. Love it. Look at this, we wait friggin' centuries for a AAA game to deliver something of this quality when the fans themselves- Kyle? Hold on! I'll be right there! Kyle! No! Hold the left bumper and to- Oh. How do I run though? Right, so that's run. I'm coming Kyle! Kyle, I'm coming! Kyle! Kyle! Oh, he's alive! No! Kyle! No! Yeah, I didn't realize I had a fine right amount of those. Have you got any bullets? Thank you. We'll get you down. Oh no, I'll just nick your gun. You know what it is? Last time I played Dino Crisis Sports Successor game, it got like friggin' age restricted. I have no idea why! I contested it and YouTube was like, it's been manually reviewed. This is not advertiser friendly. So I'm expecting this one also not to be, we'll see. Oh God. There's no reason why I've seen worse gore and friggin' at Thomas Attack Engine game. Eliza? Eliza? Oh my God. Oh! Hell of a deal! Okay. Well, I've just lost some more bullets. Sweet. Oh my God, there's so many dears. I knew it. Oh, do you have to swear at these? I've only run out of bullets, like now. Reload. I can't reload. Yeah, that's right. Get lost. Oh, oh my God. Okay, for a start? That raptors from a different game. Isn't it from raptors? We played that. So it must be like a raptor model you can buy. Oh, you dead. Oh! Hold up, you didn't tell me you could do that. Okay, this whole time, you've been... When was the game going to tell me I could do that? I could just be like... Sorry. Oh, I can't do it here. Oh, it's a shame. Well, I've no more bullets. So that's a thing. So I guess we're just going to roll up the mine girly then. Cool. I mean, this is a demo. This is even released yet. Hey, raptor. How are you doing? Oh, thank you. You're going to lead the way. Maybe you're good. Maybe you're a good diner. Oh, there's another one there. Hello, little raptor. Oh, he's disappeared. Cool. Cool. Oh no, the long grass! Oh! Well, I'm probably going to die here. I've got no bullets. Unless I learn how to like... Knife? Can I knife? That is what should be afraid of me. Just wait. Wait and watch. I need to find another Kyle. Oh, oh God. Oh God. Why are you holding your gun at him? I have no bullets. Oh, I die. Oh my God. I look like this T-Rex. Roll. I got this. I roll super quick. Oh, hold on. Oh, they're going to go. Just keep clicking that when I can do it. That's the best way. There we go. Cinematic. Thin. Oh, if you want to laugh, man. This is it. Oh, there we go. I love it. I love it. This is beautiful. You know, if I was a kid and I had the ability to make games, I would make something like this 100%. I wouldn't even care if it's bad. I'd be like, Whoa, you mean I get to actually control my action figures? Could be. Oh, finally, a red gun. Yes. Reds go fi- You again? Oh, we're going to take it. Oh. Oh, oh, oh. The cave. Now. Okay. I'm going. I'm going to do. But you. I just died. I mentioned. I'd shoot you if I had bullets. Reload. You can tell yourself that. All you want is not going to put bullets in it. All the things. It had to be me. Of course it did. You're Regina. Oh no. I've got a big boo boo. We've got a crack. What's cracked? Okay. We're out of everything. Oh, we got a knife. Hold on. How do I access the knife? No, that's what we're talking about now. Wait, what? Do I have some in my backpack? Why? You could have made it a toast. I would have much preferred that. You basically got the same colours. How dare you? At this point, you're actively not making it a toast. Making a toast pain and I'll play the game forever. Right. Engine facility. I mean, what was the one from Dino Crisis called again? I don't know. God. What's this? A knot jeep. Sweet. Well, let's get in here. The gate is closed. Well, we just need to, you know, use this. Looks like a power issue in maintenance. Who do they get to voice these? I'm so... What do you mean a power issue? Looks like quite clearly the power is on. Oh, it's a power issue in maintenance. All right, well, can we do this? Can we? Can't open. We're not smart enough. You know, like raptors are unfortunately. Can't open doors yet. Surely we could. Yes. I wonder. I wonder if it was like they were making dinosaurs like every other freaking thing. Maybe it was a space time continuum pet. Who knows? We were about to find out. I like how I have no bullets. I think all the other things were scripted to make me waste my bullets, but hey, oh. Oh, now we're feeling a little bit like dino crisis. This looks cool. Oh, freaking pipes. Oh. Oh, God, this place is all coming crashing down, isn't it? Dead dude. No. I got tomato sauce everywhere. The maintenance. Sorry, the maintenance. The cleaning lady is going to hate cleaning all this jam up. Oh, no. Well, I'm going to kill them anyway. I mean, I've got no health. I'm not going to die. I'm not going to have a fight that I can't win here. I want me frozen chicken. Oh my God, they were clever. Oh, oh, there we go. Oh, no, you got strawberry jam all over them. Oh, what a messy boy. Yes, this will work. Oh my God, no. He's after the job. No, no. Oh, oh, wait, I don't even control this. Are we hiding in the kitchen? No. Oh, my God, the kitchen safe from Jurassic. This is beautiful. Which way is it going to go? Oh, wow, this is brilliant. Where are you going to go? Huh? Going to go left? You're going to turn around. What are you going to do? I feel like I could probably go across here at the back here. That's what I'm going to do. There we go. I think we're good. I'm assuming I've got to go here. Oh my God, he hurt me over the door. Hello. Well, this is not going to be able to get out anywhere else. It's going to be stuck in the kitchen forever. Oh, you fell in half. Don't you hate when that happens? I do. Hey, I even know what I got. I've got like some sort of staff card. Oh, I'll take that. Hang on, Ammo. Nice. Is there a raptor behind there? I heard it. Didn't really see it though. Oh, a medicate. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Can I use the elevator? He's busted. That's a bugger. Okay, we've got more stuff. More hang on, Ammo. Cardboard boxes. Cardboard boxes. With Fragile on them. I love Fragile. Okay, so I guess we've done everything here. Uh, can we switch to our hang on? Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Reload. Reload. Do I have ammo? No. Or is it backpack up? I don't even know. The knife's up. I think I've reloaded my gun. Ah, okay. Oh, this point. No. Okay, we've got one more before the thing's complete. There we go. Right. What's out here? Hey-oh. Oh, bloodstained. Oh, hey-oh, dude. Oh, thank God you've got a shotgun though. Look at that. Hey-oh. Oh, my God. He's alive. Jesus. Now this will pack a punch. Oh, would you believe it's a spaz shotgun as well? Just the exact same model as the one in Jurassic Park. Ah. It's a dino crisis. Jurassic Park's spiritual success is brilliant. I love this game. We're gonna- Oh, we're gonna get a puzzle. Hell yeah. We're gonna get a puzzle. Whoa, no dino crisis game would be without a puzzle. I can interact with those move boxes. Oh, hell yeah. Oh. I'll just do that. All right. Well, that was a hard puzzle. Ah! Wait, you're not dying. Ah, just like a zombie-bombie. I mean, I'm shooting you though, right? Like I did shoot you. There we go. Nice. Ooh. I got a little bit let injured. Oh, look at your face. There's a loud scream on me, guys. I do apologize. Hold on. Let me just whip out my medikit. Wrap it around the same ankle that always gets injured. Oh, God, the green. The green. No, I don't want that. I want me shotgun out. All right. We'll remove that. Let's get going. Ah, I can skid. If I do that. I much prefer that though. Can I skid and then do that? Ah! I've unlocked a new technique. All right. What else am I doing? I can't. Oh, there's a door here. Can I get in it? It looks like it's barricaded pretty good. Okay. Okay. Am I lost for the first time ever in this game? No, I'm not. Because I can jump up here. I can jump skid. Any rap days? Hey, hop. Any of you buggies? Hmm. Okay. Guess we jump down and initiate a cutscene. Nope. Okay, cool. Put the music. The music. Da, da, da, da. I guess we'll have to crouch through here. Ooh. A haunted IKEA mansion! Can we follow him? Am I after a Malm? Or some weird other Swedish thing I can't pronounce? Probably. You got glowy's, but I can't interact with you. Am I just supposed to open this gate? What am I supposed to do? Going in here with no pretence. I have no idea what I'm doing. I'm just surviving. I mean, there's a demo, I suppose. It's supposed to be demonstration. More round. Two dinosaurs. Spooky, spooky boo boo. All right. There's a cool Jeep I can bus through. That would be nice. Guess we'll pick up some ammo here. I can see it. 11 handgun ammo. Well, I guess I'm shooting something in a second. Let's initiate this then. Oh, we're good. I love that they fall through ceilings. Oh, another strawberry jam man. Oh, wow. They fell through the floor. It's haunted this place. Never mind dinosaurs and spooks and specters. There's another haunted man who's going to face through the floor. I'm sure. Oh, wait. Is that supposed to be the same dude? How do you get over here? I see you. Well, I didn't do much today. Ah, fine shotguns it is. Go! Are you running backwards? Are you scared? There you go. I like how he's sticking his tongue out. Is there another one? I'm glad I saw that one spawning though. Is there a third one? Oh, and kick him around though. Yeah, I can't hear something. I think a raptor's stuck somewhere. I was supposed to do. It's stuck behind a wall somewhere. Oh, are they leaving? I thought I killed him. Oh, hey. Where are you all going? Huh? Oh, no. They're coming outside. They're merging into one. Oh my God. It's a friendly herd. Hey, dude. There we go. I think that deserves a five star. Everybody go and steam and give this. If it's a wave of expression yourself wanting to see that dino crisis, I do not have a problem with it. This was completely free. It was a fun old time. And like, if you really want criticism, well, I mean, it's pretty much everything. But as a free thing that's on steam, not asking for anything at all, I think it's just a good old time. But if you enjoyed this video, guys, leave a like until next time. I'll see you guys later. Oh, bye-bye.