 Ladies, you want to be in a happy relationship? There's only four things you need to do. One, find a man who'll make you laugh. Two, find a man who's cultured and will explore this world with you. Three, find a guy who's intellectual and ambitious and will support your ambitions. Four, of course, find a guy who's honest, trustworthy and respectful. But most importantly, more important than any of that, ladies, is that you make sure that these four guys don't know each other. Fucking dick for a cent. So I've seen a lot of financially unstable men talking about coffee dates. Ladies, just save them time by declining all coffee dates. Help them save that 350. That's the only thing in their bank account, okay? My worst date ever was in 2015. I drove an hour to pick her up. I waited outside for 15 minutes in the rain waiting for her to come out. Her younger brother wiped his pecker across the glass door while I waited, which was weird. When she finally came out, she played Angry Birds in the passenger seat of my car all the way to the restaurant and said nothing the entire way. When we got to the restaurant, she ordered the number two family style, which as it turned out was a poopoo platter for eight. When I confronted her about it, she very loudly accused me of fat shaming when I'm pretty sure we both know she was just gonna bring it home and feed her siblings. When we got out of there, it took her four boxes of leftovers to leave and she dumped one of them all over my car. Didn't even bother to clean it up. When we got back to her house, I was getting ready to leave and she asked, are you gonna kiss me good night? To which I said, no, kind of politely and pissed, she sicked her very vicious German shepherd on me, which bit me in the calf. On the way home, I got a flat tire and I'm pretty sure it was from her because there were three roofing nails straight up in a row. Hey, you wanna go to a party? No, not really. All right, whatever. Yes, my car. Really? You're a gold digger. You wanna go to a party now? Kind of, yeah. Let's go. I mean, I understand you guys say that dinner is high maintenance, but that's just like what I'm used to, you know? Sort of the offensive. So this boyfriend ordered his girl a necklace that says my person and another one that says Te Amo and that's not even half of it. He got her the set that sticks together, this dragon couple set that represents strength in a relationship, a heart bracelet to represent his love, this butterfly necklace and butterfly promise ring and he just emailed me instead of she cheated. My friend caught her ex-boyfriends cheating on her. Watch her mood change when she realizes she cheated first and didn't get it. Oh, you what a psycho. That one time a lady beat on my door looking for her boyfriend, but had the wrong door. Okay, so I was just thinking about this and let me know what y'all think, but there has been times where I will be talking to a man and I won't be feeling it and people will be like, why? And I'll be like, he's just too nice and people will look at me like I'm stupid. They'll be like, what do you mean he's too nice? Like you want somebody mean? And I figured it out. It's not that I want somebody mean. It's just what I'm looking for in a man is masculine energy that is dominant over my masculine energy so it can bring out my feminine energy. Does that make sense? What do you wish you'd done differently at your wedding? I wish I had picked a different maid of honor. You wanna know why? She cheated on her then fiancee at my bachelorette party and he's a really good guy. And she treats him like sh** anyways. Oh, but it gets better. She got into it with my cousin really bad at my bachelorette party and made me believe her to where me and my cousin fought for weeks and almost never talked again. And then at my wedding, she literally took so long getting ready. I barely had time to get ready and we were running 30 minutes late for the wedding. Then she forgot the rings. They gave them to her three times and she forgot. So then my step-brother had to haul ass to go grab the rings so I wouldn't be embarrassed at my own wedding. We're not friends anymore. Whoever said you can't turn a hoe into a housewife? Run me my money, look at me. Shrimp, some pasta. Laundry being folded. Children being taken care of. Dishes loaded into the dishwasher. I'm beating the statistics. Praise me. I mean, I also was a teen mom and have two baby daddies, but like everybody has their flaws. Put a finger down actual hoe addition. Put a finger down if you've ever been in a relationship. Put a finger down if you've ever had a hickey. Put a finger down if you went back to him after he fucked you over. Put a finger down if you've ever hooked up with an ex. Put a finger down if you talked to someone who had a girlfriend. Put a finger down if you've ever hooked up with a stranger. Put a finger down if you made out with three or more people in one night. Put a finger down if you've tried to be a hoe but caught feelings. Put a finger down if you played with someone for your own enjoyment. Put a finger down if you talked to multiple guys the same friend group. Put a finger down if you've ever hooked up with more than three people. Put a finger down if you've ever been a booty call. Put a finger down if you've ever hooked up in the car. Put a finger down if you've ever taken a pregnancy test. And put a finger down if you've ever hooked up with someone while someone was in the room. You know what's crazy to me man that if I was to stop paying alimony or child support you know I'd probably be in jail or at least summoned to court immediately right now in my divorce decree it states that I am to be notified of any moves and location address her phone numbers but my son's mother refuses to give me her address so I could send my son some toys. Hey tiktok my kids are coming to visit me for Father's Day they think I'm cooking dinner take a mouth for dinner burgers I forgot I have three kids and they won't speak to me or talk to me my ex-wife made sure of that so this channel is about how I'm gonna reach out to them show them who I really am how much I love them and that my door is always open