 All right, don't take it personally they'll always like this when I'm on stage So Don't worry, I reckon that if we don't draw attention to it, we'll skip the fine So mate, it's a bit warm in here do you not want to take off your jacket the man's the man's not a hot my G G So I want to be a bit sincere for a second a little bit sincere so Since you've become Labour leader there has been this mood of elation and hope I Was walking around you know by cams in town hall And I was just thinking about how much better life is going to be under a Labour government and then Yeah, I'm gonna be like this but all the time And then this guy who was kind of cute came up to me and was like so why are you smiling darling you thinking about me? Had to be honest with me like no, I was thinking about Jeremy Corbyn Sounds like a conversation killer Yeah, no, you sort of look to me and was like second thoughts So the country's gone through a bit of a dark time things are getting better and you know who else has been going through a bit of a dark time Your beloved arsenal FC But and it pains me to do this as a rabid Spurs fan what? What's going on here to announce Arsenal's new star signing Thank you. Shall we honor it to Ecta Bella in? Because he saw off Piers Morgan, didn't he? A bit about your visions for not just the future of Britain, but next season as well Maybe tell us how you've been enjoying your Thursday nights recently well the You know the bus journey to Belarus is long and slow But the journey is going to be worth it in the end and we're quite lucky that No team in bloody Vostok is playing in the Europa League. It would be an awfully long journey for a Thursday night, but You know what? After the Cup final and you remember that and you know something I mean you'll love this as a Spurs supporter I don't want to be difficult about this, but can you think of it this way? Who's won more matches at Wembley this year? Arsenal or Spurs? Listen, I'm to be for the future Prime Minister on stage But if afterwards I'll take my earrings out someone can hold my bag will settle this the old fashion way I've got a nice little box. You can put your earrings in it's fine Can I say something about Arsenal? It's you'll like this bit actually you'll you'll like this bit actually because this is inclusive This is the caring sharing lovely Arsenal that you know and love really After Cup final you remember that No, no, I'm very sure that the majority of this audience are not Arsenal supporters You've got to be quite careful here Don't worry. I'm used I'm very used to being in a minority that I Came out of the Cup final and I was stopped they said okay Corbin Your lot's gonna get smashed in the election. You're gonna get trounced. Your party's gonna be finished And I said Do you know what? The underdog in red is more dogged than you ever thought watch this space I've got nothing compared to that I've got nothing compared to that. I don't have any good political analogs of Spurs All I have is an agonising and toxic 25 year relationship really We can help you out We're a caring party Very kind very gentle will help you out. No problem. So I think these lovely people are waiting for you to give one of your characteristic phone-suming speeches. Yes Can I First of all say it's a wonderful tradition in the Labour Party you try to Reduce the levels of joy so you organize a party to end conference and you start it off with a speech I'm sure it's gonna get better later on things Who's who said that who said that? Oh very good The droll man over there with the yellow tie-on. Thank you. I think the the way in which in the second year running we've had the world transformed event as a event Parallel to and involved in part of the atmosphere of our conferences absolutely fantastic was you've Provided the space the verb the inspiration and above all the opportunity For people to come here and share their views share their visions share their ideas ask difficult and searching questions and Continue to inspire and debate because that is really what politics is all about and Next year in Liverpool Obviously, I don't know what the venue is gonna be but let's make the world transformed absolutely in essential parts Of the whole conference spirit because that is what it is about So I want to say thank you to all of you for what you've done over the world transform and I'm very proud very proud to have been able to come here and support the world Transformed and I know you've had namey Klein here Speaking to you and I was very pleased when she accepted the invitation that we sent her to ask her to speak to the party conference because I've admired what she's written and done for a very long time and I had the pleasure of Doing a big event at the Paris climate change conference with Barry Gardner and we had a very big meeting one evening discussing issues not just of the very serious questions about climate change and Global warming and the obvious effects of all of that but a much more Profound discussion as well about attitudes the environment about pollution of damage to water quality air quality Reforestation and all those issues about the mindset of how you deal with the environment now Naomi has written extensively on all this and then taking it into a challenge on speculative economics which leads to rust belt towns left behind communities unbelievable levels of poverty a sense of hopelessness and Fertile feeding ground for those that would exploit that hopelessness to blame somebody else and Panda to racism and let racism grow as a result of it surely We can do a lot better So I think the very profound questions that she put in a speech to conference today Are something that is educative of all and I want to thank her for that and also thank Tom Watson for what he also said about the gig economy and Automation within our society because we have to deal with and confront these issues Do you think about it previous industrial revolutions? the first ones that developed steam power that led to industrialization led to the manufacture of steel were huge and profound and led to a mass exodus from rural communities in Britain into the urban centers and Led to also the enclosure acts which took away the ability of rural communities to sustain themselves and force Tens of thousands hundreds of thousands millions of workers into industrial slums that led to Eventually a profound political change, but to begin with it wasn't a profound political change It was a sense of desperation and hopelessness Later industrial changes and revolutions led to industrial warfare in the First World War and led after the First World War To electronics industry growing up to a more high-tech industries growing up which had again a parallel effect on older industrial areas and so the process has gone on at every stage of those revolutions Immediately the very richest were made very rich The very poorest suffered the most and the most oppressive governments took over to deal with the issues of what the poorest were putting up with oppression of trade unions oppression of human rights and Appalling treatment of the very poorest and so we now move to a whole new revolution in terms of very high technology in terms of automation and all those issues are we going to stand back and say that this new automation will create the Multi-multi-multi-billionaires of a small number of people who've got hold of the technology and can therefore Control a lot of industry from that or are we going to be strong enough to say we want and will do something very different so that the benefits of technology shared amongst all Rather than used as a wealth and power grab for the very few these are not These are not simple issues, but they're issues that have been raised But it's also how we deal with that and so I hope that The policy discussions will be having by everybody reaching out popular public discussions will lead to that profound change in thinking because when we Look for an election. Maybe next year. Maybe the year after I can't predict exactly when it will be I've no idea what plans Theresa May has to walk in the Welsh Hills But we have to have those debates and those discussions And I look to the spirits of the world transformed of the work the momentum and others are doing to make sure that we In widen those discussions out everybody can make some contribution to it and the more they're involved in Thinking about what we do for the future the stronger we will be and the more Determined will be to win that election whenever it comes and the better prepared will be for going into government after that two other things I want to say is this that our Society our people are actually incredibly creative people all over the world are incredibly Creative music song dance theater art. All that is very very creative. I think too often We're almost apologetic ashamed of the idea We're a bit creative and we often too often suppress it in children and young people and don't give them that chance and I think one of the most important things we can do is Improve our education system so that we don't Drive the creativity out of young people. We possibly welcome it and encourage it hence hence my views Hence the views we all have on on music art and theater Education so it's there for all of us and for the many and it doesn't actually have to be exclusive it can be there at all times and Helps children feel included in their communities included in their lives and what they're going to do but also understand the way in which Everyone is creative in many ways all through their lives even in the worst of circumstances Somebody that I'm very fond of and great admirer of is the writer Ben Ockrey He has had a difficult and very complicated life and For some time he was homeless, but he was still writing when he was homeless He'd be sleeping rough and then going into a library and writing during the day and so He had this thirst to put down on paper What his ideas and his experience were and you look at so many writers that have achieved so much in that sense so think of all those stories of Refugees that are not being written down those people that are going through the most horrendous times in their lives in refugee camps around the world and suffering as a result so I Was very pleased a couple of days ago to be given a book of Refugees stories and refugee poetry Fascinating amazing stuff The human beings just like all of us and they want to contribute to the good of all of us And so it's up to us practically to reach out Practically to help and support people and last Saturday. I met a young man in a local facility around here and he said you remember me don't you know, I said Really really sorry not sure he said you know what you last saw me in Calais in the refugee camp two years ago And he's now here contributing to our society in our community. Well done him so it is about that and it is about our Attitude towards the rest of the world the way we which we deal with the environmental and Refugee crisis the way in which we work for and look for a world of peace Which we look for the causes of war the causes of instability and the dangers that those Unstable places bring about for the rest of us Which is why I said what I said during the election campaign about all that and I will continue in that Direction and keep on saying that because we do need to have a different approach To the whole world. There's only one planet that I know of that. It's got anybody living on. So let's look after it This conference has been a An incredible experience because it's the biggest Labour Party conference has ever been in my lifetime as I said the other day and I've Been to Pretty well every Labour Party conference since before 1970. So I've got a good lot to compare it to and it's been One of the most inclusive and one of the most respectful of each other that I can remember for a very long time and that and That is how it must be if we believe in socialism if we believe in In the goodness of all human beings to do things for each other Then we have to set an example of how we treat each other as well how we relate to each other How we respect each other? Particularly when you don't agree with each other because from that doesn't show weakness that is strength and then I've got quite a lot of places. I've got to go to this evening and I've got a little job on tomorrow Which I've got get ready for I Just want to conclude with this. I was doing a number of interviews today and They said to me what would be your first priority with the Labour government and There's obviously lots and lots of things that are the immediate priority announcements You'd make decisions you've taken so on but these I said to them is this I said there's something that is profoundly wrong The housing in this country that to many people are living insecure lives in private rented accommodation high rents Short tenancies and children growing up not knowing where their homes going to be Next month next week or even sometimes the next day all they know is they're going to be evicted They've got to present themselves at the housing department and find which other flat They're going to be sent to for another six months Imagine what that does to those children and their perceptions of community and life and security and so As far as I'm concerned our priority There are many but the first priority has to be saying we will set in train a process as was done in the debate today on Housing on housing security and housing investment that will mean yes Spending money on housing. Yes, it will mean spending money employing people to build those houses Yes, it will mean spending money on employing people to provide the services for those houses and in building good quality houses Proper secure affordable rents. You're building strong communities at the same time And so we also look at cooperative housing and then I said the priority in John and John MacGill Donald explained this very well in his speech to conference that what we want to do is measure the success of us of our government By our inclusion of everybody in what we do while as a party But also in government what we do to lower Inequality increase opportunity for the poorest and most marginal and ensure a sense of fairness across the country So Coalfield communities where the pits were closed under Thatcher will get the investment they need and deserve that whole swathes Whole swathes of the country will not be left behind as they have been in this unfair race Which has left so many communities with high levels of unemployment Low low quality low paid jobs is simply wrong and so it is what we do So we campaign so we talk so we debate so above all We take out that message there of what we can achieve and how that other world could be achieved and is very very possible I want to thank momentum for what they've done. I want to thank the world transform for being here and what it's achieved and So many people have said to me how They have come along to the world transform. They didn't really know what it was They were slightly skeptical about it. I've no idea why but they might have read something about it in the papers Who knows and they've come along and said how interesting it was how welcome they were made to feel and how much they learned From being here Everybody we meet knows something else knows something we don't know people have different ideas and different concepts Don't dismiss them listen to them learn from them and that makes us all stronger at the end of it What we're doing is building a movement a movement of hope of opportunity a movement of determination A movement that recognizes we cannot go on headlong Into greater inequality greater injustice greater poverty and at the extreme end of that more and more homelessness Or we can go in the other direction of doing things differently and better and you know what we will thank you very much Question you got a screedy funny She's also like quite gorgeous and mother to the most famous baby on Twitter It is and privilege to introduce Avavadal Michael walk is now the runner He's been demoted Okay, so we've got speech of the week See just leaves the stage and it all absolutely falls apart. You need leadership glue holding the show together So we've got speech of the week speech of the week Michael Hello everybody Navarra media a little bit last minute, but you know, sometimes it works out when we had Jeremy. I think he saved the day next Conference isn't just about leaders. It's also about members making incredible delicate speeches This is speech of the week gonna be a video. Then we're gonna get the fellow on himself Daniel Harris He's a housing activist from Brighton So I'm gonna watch the video fast get the video on Here we go here we here we here we go They'll tell me when they fixed it, I'll give you a brief speech won't be as good as Jeremy everybody Everybody we got a bar get a drink Okay, if you don't drink get a water, you know, it's very hot. You're gonna get dehydrated. We're gonna party This has been the most phenomenal Labour Party conference ever ever And this guy gave the best speech here we go Look we just have people talking another this rubbish get over out here enough of this This is Michael Walker all over, you know Abba, yes Here we go. I had a really difficult decision to make Just now whether I put down the baby or the beer. It was really tough How is everyone's ever on the right? Are you pleased to be at Labour conference? Good good good. How amazing is Jeremy Corbyn? God say how much I love Jeremy Corbyn the reason why I was on a bit late is because Jeremy was recording a message For my family in Dominica Anybody who's from the Caribbean has seen what has happened there in the last week or so and we're still missing people And so Jeremy was kind enough to record a message. So can we give him a round of applause for that, please? I must say that I absolutely love Jeremy. I think what Jeremy has done and it's really reflected. Have Mike It's been It's been really reflected in just the people that I'm seeing in this room tonight for so long People were felt like they were locked out of politics. They weren't allowed to make any comment They weren't they weren't felt like they weren't listened to It was quite interesting I had a really good chat with I was talking about this on social media and anyone who knows my Twitter feed knows I get into a lot of arguments and I said that basically what Jeremy has done is he's made Politics open for people who are not ex-public school boys Um So then I had to do this claimer because this woman went didn't you go to public school and I said well, yeah And she went well, I think that's really disappointing and when I look at you I don't see public school and I found that quite offensive because I'm like Do you mind? Do you see this? Do you mind? Do you mind? Well, I said if you look at me and you don't see public school Essentially what you're saying is this level of arrogance self-delusion and lack of respect for others comes naturally it doesn't Work for it. I just I I'm so happy because basically Politics in this country was veering right and a couple of years ago I did a show called this week and I was sharing a dressing room with Nigel Farage and It always amazes me when people go. Oh What's happened to BBC comedy? They don't know comedy anymore. They put me in a dressing room with Farage. They know comedy It was awful, but he was basically boasting at the hold on a second. Excuse me. Have you got something to add? Oh, no, I've been up here sweating doing comedy for you guys got not one round of a pause And my daughter talks nonsense As she gets to a pause and cheers. Do you remember my daughter? She was the anti-Brexit baby on the Channel 4 for a little while Until she got fired Basically for spitting milk at another guest bless her So I do like I was saying um, I think that this election because of Jeremy was fought very very differently from the 2015 election and I don't know if you guys felt this but I felt really disappointed in 2015 The way that labor was going because it seemed like everybody was trying to compete with Farage to see who could be the big I just realized who I've got my arms who could be the biggest twat. I Was gonna say another word? and I was so disappointed and I remember doing a gig It was a Tony Ben Memorial gig and I kneel Kinnock was on and I was there and I was saying basically I'm really disappointed with the way that labor is going because they had these anti immigration mugs. Did you see them? And we're thinking what the hell because basically all our families of immigrants vote for labor, right? And I was thinking it is completely out of order that they're basically turning on their core fans, right? and I had a conversation about immigration around the 2015 election I was told that I was some guy had said to me on the TV show that I wasn't allowed to talk about Immigration and I said why he said because you're not really English And I said I am English he went yeah prove it I was like me. I'm a fucking alcoholic how much more commitment to this country is one supposed to show and I thought Was there a defining moment in my life where I realized I was English and there was And basically when I was younger I would have failed the Norman Tebbitt cricket test because I was West Indies all the way all the way Right, but when I realized two things made me realize maybe I am English His first thing was when I went to the Caribbean and they said where are you from I said I'm Caribbean They're like no you're not The second thing was when I was out late one night And I was on the phone texting and I wasn't looking where I was going and I smashed face first into a lamp post And then I said sorry to it I was like oh my god, this should be the Britishness test So I did this show about immigration and I wasn't sure that I wanted to do it And they basically told me that I would everyone is just waving at this baby They they said to me no we're gonna treat the subject of immigration really seriously I said really and they said yeah, we promise ever and when I got there I saw how seriously they were taking it because Katie Hopkins was also a guest Which is um, I've worked with her a couple of times. Do you want to just go? I've worked with her for a couple of times and people always say I Can't believe they actually cheering the baby So people say to me what is Katie Hopkins actually like and I said it's kind of weird right because when there's not a camera on her She pretends to be a normal human being So she's back in the dressing room offering to make tea for everybody as soon as they put that camera on her She starts coming out with some retro racism right that I have not heard for years So they went Katie what do you think about Emma and she went send them back send them all back send them way back And then afterwards right when you do these shows they have cars outside waiting for you with your name in the window So Katie ran in the dressing room She got all that stuff and she ran out because there was loads of black and brown people in there so She goes and then she had to come back and she came back and she was like This is disgusting someone stole in my cab. I went no one stole it Katie It was driven by an immigrant. He fucked off is what you wanted But I think anyone who follows politics and's got any sense They they know that this comes in cycles like every few years. It's someone different that they pick on every few years It's a different scapegoat. It was like Irish people Jewish people Muslim people black people and this guy said to me once he goes Um, I'm black and Muslim. I went home mate. You're fucked You are fucked and is anyone else sick of what's going on with the Muslim community right now. Can we just leave them alone? Leave them the fuck alone It's constant. It's boring and it's stupid and it's not clever. Okay. We're a nation of Alcoholics. We have a community here that don't drink. We need designated drivers. Please leave them alone My friend is a Muslim woman So she wears the hijab she's she's visibly Muslim and you know most of the attacks on Muslim people are on Muslim women and So my friend gets a lot of grief because you know these people are brave So they attack women so my friends and I we were at a taxi rank minding our own business And this woman we didn't know starts shouting across the road great. Oh you you and we were like Who is she talking to and she ran across the road and she pointed in my friend's face and she went you Say sorry for nine eleven now And I said I beg your pardon and she goes I want her to say sorry for nine eleven Right now and of course I was shocked and I looked at her and I looked at my friend and I went oh my god Was that you Come on You think you know someone Atrocious behavior, right? I have to go in a minute who's seen anyone here Who we've seen that's quite exciting to see at the labor conference anyone Who won oh me oh that's lovely. I saw Chuka Amunna, which is a you see Chuka Amunna is like He's a little bit too good looking for politics really isn't he? Do you know I mean and that kind of makes me not trust him? Do you know I don't trust men that look like Chuka the last man? I trust him. It looked like Chuka that happened I Do think I have to go now We are running a little bit late any questions I'm asking because her Her name is Mimi and you will see her in the Jeremy Corbyn reggae video Which is available to download right now All right Mimi She's not listening. She's here So if you guys want you can follow me on social media, but please do it respectfully Because I did leave Twitter once because I don't want to boast or anything But I was getting a lot of racist tweets and I thought yeah, I'll leave Twitter Then what are they gonna do and what they did was they emailed it to me? It was no longer limited to a hundred and forty characters, right? So essentially I made my own life worse so I'm back on but This guy sent me an email and I think you know I he tricked me Because in the email subject heading it said dear miss Vidal and I thought oh and I opened it, right? And I think the guy might have been angry because it was in capital letters and it was in red and It said I hate you. I hate everything about you Fuck off back to Africa because you're nothing but a fucking ugly black cunt. I Know and I read that and I was like Ugly oh the rest of it is fine. I've got my ticket unpacked But that bit was just rude and I will say for the sake of balance Because I do want to get back on the BBC BBC are very funny though. Did anyone see me on news night? I was on news night defending Jeremy, right? And then they bloody put me in the express the next day and question my mental health Like that whole thing that was going on like they were not paying attention to the people and what was actually happening So they open up news night and they basically do a party political broadcast for the conservative party They talk about how amazing Theresa May is how brilliant brilliant brilliant and then Kirsty turns around to me And she goes oh ever why don't you think people are getting behind Jeremy? Look at what you've just done. Look at what you guys are doing the whole time. It's absolutely ridiculous So I do want to say what Jeremy has done for all of us Here and made us more positive and made us want to get back out there made us want to get involved in politics He's addressing racism and like I said, I complained actually about the immigration mugs I said these mugs are racist and I don't want to see a racist labor party And then this woman got really angry with me and she got up and she goes why are you talking rubbish? You're always causing trouble Diane So Like I said, I will say for balance I did get hate mail from a black guy. I did and he said I'm I really don't like it when you go on stage and talk About racism. It's not a laughing matter. I said we can laugh about anything He goes no because if you talk about racism what that means is that you don't know your history Did you know that white people went to Africa and stole everything of value like diamonds and gold and I went well Yeah, but I've been watching a hip-hop videos and MTV base. We got most of that back Guys, you've been absolutely delightful. It's so hot up here. Thank you for listening to me and Bit in the Lion King where they throw Simba way. Thank you. Good night This one works ever you've forgotten your phone before you leave Okay, anyway, we we don't need YouTube. You don't need to hear Daniel Harris's speech on YouTube Our cable was broken. You can hear it in real time real life the one and only speech of the week Daniel Harris Hello guys. Hi. Hi. We did have it prepared but as per usual with socialists We got no money and it always goes wrong. But anyway, I'm here now Jeremy was absolutely amazing and he really has inspired me This is my first conference and I am a care leave of which means I was in I was a previously looked after child And the reason why I went to conference is to talk about people that are vulnerable today People that are in society who are left behind and hidden in homes that are not Affordable they're in temporary accommodation and they're living on the streets. We've got homeless It's been raised across this whole conference and what's come across the most this week is this city This country do not care about the homeless They don't care about mothers that have gone through domestic violence They don't care about students that are trying to make our society better and most of all They don't care about us The real people in society who are making the difference We're paying the taxes every single day and it's an abomination that in this city You need nine hundred pounds per month to live in substandard emergency accommodation. No, right I've got one message for Theresa May and the Tories They lied to us. They told us in the 80s. This right to buy was gonna be amazing You can own your own home. They told us they were gonna replace every home sold like for like they fucking lied So, this is my message to Jeremy Corbyn and the Labour Party. We do not want one million homes We don't want two three or four. We want five million council Thanks for having me guys. Good night Except fire some Tories or something Muslim we can't joke about these things You see now is the rudest bitch on Twitter Matt Mike share, so I'm just gonna hand over to you. You tell me Precisely, what's wrong with the liberal commentary at most in the Labour Party three things Okay, how long we got a lot of doors If you think this is chaos, you should have seen a PLP meeting during the coup Yeah, um Anyway, we're all through that Thanks for having me on I What's wrong with the liberal commentary at they're all living in 1997 it's 11 caught up with 2017 the change in context the change in world the fact that everything Now most people aren't getting on well aren't doing well and we need it transform Transformative government and most people recognize that That's why we're heading the polls and as Aaron Bustani says it will go higher Who do I hate most in the Labour Party? Is Michael Douga still count probably And I'll tell you what shame. I'd have to say Shameless mill gets such bad publicity and bad press and the guys made such good calls like when I was there It would have been so easy To take a position against Brexit in fact, that's what Oren Smith wanted to do and if he had of one I think the Tories would have called an election there and then and it would have been the end of the Labour Party So I think the way that he's handled that His political strategies foresight the fact that he's so loyal to Jeremy I think it gets such bad press. It would be great to give a big cheer for Shameless mill. Thanks very much So fun one more question for you Have you bumped here we go can I yeah, I want to say one thing Ian Dale The most irrelevant man in politics. No, no, no, no, no, I haven't finished my in Dale listen You don't pull that LBC shit here You don't get to sense to me. You don't get to rig our media You racist potato-headed mother Okay anyway in Dale There's a wire. It can't go wrong Ian Dale who is so irrelevant that he has to write lists about who is relevant as If anybody cares what Ian Dale thinks nonetheless Even in Dale can get things right Ian Dale called Matzah Mat. You can correct me if I'm wrong here The 29th most influential person on the left today in the year of our Lord 2017 How does that make you feel? mixed feelings really 29 is pretty good higher than I expected. I've probably reached peak now. It's gonna be downhill from here. It will go higher Thanks very much for having me on I'm not gonna bore you anymore Matt before you do go you do phenomenal work on gambling And for people out there anybody watching How can they inform themselves? There ain't organizations they need to follow on Twitter or Facebook? Because Matt's explained this to me. I think I'm political and What's going around gambling around, you know, very easy to access betting shops? Phenomenal it's something you want to work on and change So my Twitter feed have a watch if you agree with the campaign then that's fantastic rights your MP get them to Back state production Using October, so thank you so much. Cheers Aaron. Thanks for that Mike we're gonna make this work, right? We're gonna make this work Introduce to us the last favorite uncle The Reverend Dr. Paul Mason What we're talking about we're gonna talk about what else the rigged system And how are we gonna unrig it? Well, absolutely. Yeah, and we've got Paul Mason here who's gonna help us do that one of the rigged systems that I've been very upset about is the rigged system for selecting members of Parliament selecting Labour candidates and I've made myself a bit unpopular With some of my colleagues in the Parliamentary Labour Party because I've been calling for the reintroduction of mandatory reselection and I could do with your support in continuing to build a movement to democratize the party to make sure that the people who are representing the Labour Party in Parliament are Genuinely representing the members and the supporters of the Labour Party are not the faceless Corporations which was the case under the new Labour era and if we can if we can if we can hear with that part of the rigged system Then we'll have achieved quite a lot now this mandatory reselection that I've been Calling for for some time was actually described in the new statesman as the Williamson amendment You know you've arrived when you've got an amendment named after you and I mean I do genuinely think though that if you look at the way in which any Elected official Anywhere around the country Whether it be a trade union official a counselor the chair of the local bowls club the secretary of the allotments Association they all have to go through a reselection Processed only a GM's for the allotments association trade union leaders are only allowed to stay in post for Five years and you know if democracy means anything it means ensuring that we've got Representatives who've got their feet on the ground I can actually really genuinely speak for the people that we seek to serve And there's a massive massive job out there because this economy has been rigged for the last 40 years since that She came to power in 1979 Imposing neoliberalism on the country and that informed what the new labor government did in the 13 years that we were in office But under Jeremy Corbyn's leadership We've now got a common sense socialist program that will ensure That we bring the utilities back into public ownership we bring the railways back into public ownership We introduce a minimum wage of at least 10 pounds an hour We stop crucifying students for having the temerity to get an education at university Because we all benefit from an educated workforce for Mason here is somebody who benefited from an education at University and he didn't have to pay tuition fees for the benefit of it And I think we're all the better aren't we for having people like for Mason Actually here with us today, so Yeah, there's a lot to do. We're not just all the corporations out. We need to Get the economy working in favor of ordinary people And we need to stop the Labour Party rigging the way in which we select our candidates for parliament and if we do all that then I think we'll have achieved a hell of a lot and That's all I want to say on a rigged economy Chris William Donne the Don Chris William Donne and We're gonna go to a break in five minutes, but first The unique the irreplaceable the imarcusable Paul Mason at Paul Mason news Hello Me and Chris are gonna form a new band called ultra left dads That's a cool band I narco I narco autonomous syndicalist dads This is hey, you know what? This is the real black bloke This is the real black bloke, you know what Morris glassman who's a believe it or still still a labor peer I was trying to Morris glassman is one of our peers in Parliament And he said to me are you blue labor or red labor and I said well, I'm more of a negrite He said that's it black labor Boom, I'll ask you a question Chris was talking about one solution reselection solution reselection Radical democracy comrades What's an out what's an analog to that in the economy? How do we democratize the economy a couple of minutes? Well, look what while I say is there's too much fucking triumphalism in this party. So listen to me This party here and this party here. We're not one yet Okay, and what is really important is that we transfer them energy that we've got into something That is like a Kind of weapon that brings a lot of people who might not feel that happy to be sitting here over to us as labor and and what we've got to do is to be confident and we've got to be kind of It's okay. We've got to be kind of you know Coherent in what we're saying. I want to tell you something I As a 20 year old guy was at the 1980 labor conference And I thought I was a left-winger and I've sat in the balcony. I said to my mate. This is shit And and then we went for lunch. It was in bright It was in Blackpool and we came back and Tony Ben stood up and he gave his speech Nationalize this nationalize this I can still see the whites of his eyes from all that distance Get rid of the house of Lords and People think what John said and what Chris is saying is going back to that well It is in energy terms But we're going forward into a whole new technological future and what tells me about that is I remember what that hall was like I'd have to say to you that although the hall was full of left-wing delegates like me the trade unions were not left-wing They sat there like somebody slapped their face when when Ben said this and at that time And I'd also have to say that your average Labour member was older than you more working class than you possibly But also to be honest, they had a much less footprint of the individual. They hadn't got the education You know in a way, there's probably an army of fucking PhDs in social social theory walking around here And more fool the capitalists for creating an excess labor supply of them But what that means is that what what we've got here Why all the ordinary Joes are so elated as that we've got a Spontaneous radical social democratic movement like this. It's like blackpool albright and rock cut it anywhere And it says the same thing. That's the weapon we will take into this this next year, and I just wanted to say to you When Labour win the election I hope that we do our MPs know the words to the red flag But what will really fuck up the bourgeoisie is if they also learn the words to the international Oh my god It's like that. I never knew this is amazing. So I detect that the natives are getting restless We're gonna have a short break go to the bar get pissed get boozy get Larry So I'm committing we're gonna have some fun and games. We're gonna see what Clive Lewis will do on camera. Thank you guys Hello, I'm Sam It's what's good Sam. I need you with anything. Don't worry about it I'm gonna something's gone a bit wrong with our system here, which is beautiful tech tea to God like this Man, this is gonna be like then just on my ex levels That really could be a dick bit gravy train team gravy three more Corbyn's left contestants They're still all to play for it for the terrible take leads us into a general election We face a 1931 style wipeout for the Labour Party now Who was that hot taker if Jeremy leads us into a general election? We face a 1931 style wipeout for the Labour Party the buzz from Sam Chris I'm afraid that was the incorrect answer Any any anything further from gravy train? That was what the previous team said Both teams the first team gets Tony Blair and we're wrong and Curiously the second team then decided to go for Tony Blair again just to check And they were all so wrong. I'm afraid you don't get a second guess my friend Say that again, sir. Tristan Hunt Tristan Hunt number two It's in the cheap seats bitches. Theresa May's gamble is about the surest petition could ever play May's gamble was a gamble for those who like their wages ultimately them of wisdom Wasn't Matthew Dancona? It was not Matthew Dancona. Who was it? I'll give you that much quickly. He's Hodges Jonathan Friedland or legend breaking news We got a stage invasion He's He's gonna be brief because he's been very busy. He gave a fantastic speech the people's shots Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay Okay, okay, okay a revolutionary movement needs a bit of discipline and you have no chance of achieving that objective Discipline I mean not revolution anyway, let me just say this I just want to I just want to say this Okay, I just want to say thanks. Thank you so much Because in coming to this conference on the scale of it the mobilization The enthusiasm and to be frank as well the intellectual content Has just been a huge huge breakthrough for us as a movement our opponents Our opponents are expecting this to be a transitory thing And that somehow we'll all go back and be Subjugated once again So So the most important thing now is Isn't it and pardoned upon is to maintain the momentum in the next In this next period now the most important thing now is that we build we grow we recruit We mobilize we educate we win the hearts and minds So that when we come in then these coming months for whenever that election comes we do it John before you go I've got ask one thing Can I get a selfie for my mom? He's so much Thank you stage invader on the way, but Just before Just before we receive our next stage invader We've got to finish of course this round of Cohen for broke. Thank you blinders about here This was not anticipated Are you team Leveson are you feeling confident smash it? We're not gonna smash it. I care about the truth. All right. You might smash it. You might smash it I'm gonna impose order What I'm gonna do is tell the man to fuck off because so far the women have been really good And he's been a pain in the ass Revolution our hands in team Leveson team gravy train is currently I don't know what's going on over here like in English I'm American, so I'm like a weak link for these guys and we're not falling apart We're doing pretty good over here like What we're gonna do ask the world transform. We'll sort you babe similar He's getting very excited. He doesn't stay up this late usually what you was after rail and water What should labor nationalize next? You have 30 seconds and you need three answers 30 seconds from now. So that was a weak kind of thing that the right handing over the right to make money is Actually not the best place to be so we're saying the banks nationalize the bank Unfortunately for you that was not one of our top three answers When the top three answers was indeed nationalized grinder into defender in front of the audience is indeed the fixer zone Michael Walker We also would have accepted the answer nationalize Gregs, but team Leveson you brought it back Nationalize beans you are right in there Question number two The five-pound note has Winston Churchill the ten-pound note has Jane Austen But it's got to be men on bank notes. I'm afraid you're both wrong I'm afraid they're both they're both way off in a socialist utopia There will be one thing and one thing only on the twenty-pound note and that is topless Aaron Bostani I'm not a young man anymore. I'm gonna do you a favor Seriously, I'm gonna do you a favor It's far too early for that One final what is your position in this whole situation over there? Oh, that's the naughty step. It's a long story. Okay one final question one final First of glory. Are you ready team Levenson in a socialist utopia tractors? tractors Tori tears. Oh, yeah, suck it up Suck it up, baby. And the NHS Technically it is John McDonnell and Diane Abbott, but a close second is the gravy train Remember there are no losers in socialism. That's the great thing. No losers in socialism I just want to say I just want to say quickly. None of this is possible None of the last four days without the world transforms and These and these young people and a lot of them are teenagers They were here five days before it started to clean this place up. It was a squat They are absolute heroes and heroines of the labor movement And of their movement to change all social relations in the world today now We obviously show them our gratitude, but they also want to be even bigger and better next year Okay, they want to do this bigger than the Labour Party conference and they will they will But if just one in five of you go to their website give them a monthly subscription They can do it now not everybody who could afford to do that But if you can please consider it because they have made possible I think the most phenomenal most phenomenal social space. I've seen on the British left in my lifetime really Really on that note, let's go drunk