 Now, wait a minute, does it go like this? Oh, he's so neat. And this is one part I could talk in rock, Scotland if you're... Kenny Baker granting a request from Mary's mother. Say, Kenny, I told Phil what I thought about his work in the minstrel show last Sunday, and that goes for you two. Your blackface dialect was really great. Thanks, Jack. I didn't like it. Why, Phil Burt. And now, folks, as we announced last Sunday, tonight we are going to offer our version of that current 20th Century Fox picture, Girls' Dormitory. I will play the part of the hair director of the school, which was enacted by Herbert Marshall. Simone Simone's role will be played by Mary Mary, pronounced Mary Mary. And Don Wilson will play the part of the dormitory. Now, as you folks all know, Girls' Dormitory is a story about a school for girls only. But in as much as we are a little short of actresses on this program, the girls will have to be played by the male members of our cast. Is that okay with you, fellas? I mean, will you play the part of girls? I will, too, but I'll feel silly. Now, I think we need two or three more people. Say, Phil, would any of your boys in the orchestra be willing to help out? Well, certainly, Jack. You can have my arranger. You remember Ben Blue. Oh, yes, you introduced me to him a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, say Ben. Oh, Mr. Blue, would you like to help us out in our little play this evening? Well, it's a little bit out of my line, Mr. Benny, but if everybody else is willing, I guess I can do it, too. Now, you know, this is a schoolroom theme. You've been to school, haven't you? Yes, but I never liked school very much, so I quit when I was about 35. Maybe he doesn't have to change character. But you'll like it in this school. Of course, you'll have to be a girl, but you don't have to change your voice, you know? Well, I don't mind as long as I don't have to change my girl. Fine. Now, let's see. Who else do we need? Come in. Hello. Hello. Am I talking to Jig Bani? Yes, sir. What can I do for you? Here's my car. Take a look and don't bend it. Your car. Let's see. Pat C. Flick. What's the C for? Salesman. And the last name is Flick. Yes, sir. Pronounce Goldberg Goldberg. Exactly. Now, Mr. Benny, I understand you're putting on tonight a show entitled Yes, sir, but what's that got to do with you? I sell door mats. Now, look here, Mr. Flick, I don't need any door mats. What I need are actors. Can you act? Can I hector, he's asking. I've been a hector since hector was a post. Well, look, I'll give you $5 if you go into our show. What do you say? Make it $7.50. No, no, no, $5.50. Take it or leave it. And don't leave it. Now, listen, I'll give you $5 in that final. Do you want it or not? Well, give me time to think it over. I'll take it. Now, remember, this is girls' dormitory, so I'll call you Patricia. Call us. I'll be glad to meet her. Well, I guess we're all set then, fellas, and we'll go into our sketch immediately after the next number. Playfail. $5.50. She's left.