 Hi, welcome back to The Bearded Corner. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie just came out and the internet are exploding with reviews. We feel that the Homo Sabian race has had plenty to weigh in. We feel that it's time that reptiles had their moment in the sun. My good friend joining me is Sisko. Thank you for coming, Sisko. First question. Wasn't the film freaking awesome? Okay, that's your opinion. Did you feel that the film helped foster positive influences towards your species, or was it just simply reinforcing negative stereotypes? Okay, I don't see how my intelligence has anything to do with it. That's extremely racist. You can't say stuff like that on national television. We're getting there. We're almost there. You should see how many likes we have. We want more likes than you, Sisko. More likes than the world. It's actually not true. Shut up, Jansen! Why are you doing this? Get off my show! Get off the show! Do you actually know karate? Okay. That's horrible to say about somebody's mother, but we're moving on. Okay, no. You need to stop saying stuff like, oh, I get it. I can do that all day. Disgusting, rejected piece of trash! Why don't you go back into the sewers and learn some karate from a rat? So, Sisko, do you feel that... Okay. I don't think I could... I can't finish this interview. You little saddle wanted to climb back into the saddle. Oh, I got a house with me, a mobile home. I'm the coolest animal alive. I'll kill you. I'll kill you, make you into a soapy, sick, stupid turtle. Disgusting, rejected piece of... Why don't you go back into the sewers and learn some karate from a rat?