 Man, that color green on a crackerjack. Ha ha. Do you have a water? No. Me neither. Perfect. Sand's water. My name is Jimmy. His name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb. We got some hot sauce. We got some hair product. Jake, how are you doing? James, I'm good. Why'd you laugh? No. I don't know. Happy National Pet Day? Are we getting that right? It's National Pet Day. According to our notes here, Jake has a pet. I have a couple pets. You've got a couple pets. Zach has pet mice. I want to get a turtle because I read they live like 35, 40 years and I want to race it to the grave. Yeah, it's always weird when you buy a pet you know you're going to outlive. You look good. Not bad. Just got poop on my hands. Well. Anything to wash it down? Yeah. Which one are you having? I'm having the reddish one. Cheers. What's up, Sean Evans? How you doing? Hello, Sean. You're a White Sox fan. You want to do something when we do something with the White Sox. He's a friend? Careful around your eyes. We're friends. DM'd over a weekend. Jake, anything happen in the sports world? Jim, sports. Always going on. How about baseball? Do you follow Joe Musgrove? No hitter. That's pretty cool. No, no, Joe. Shirt. There's no hitter in Padres history, which is pretty cool. Pretty cool. He's from San Diego, so that's double cool. Says here his family owns a coffee shop in San Diego and since the no-no business has been brewing. Okay. I get it. The keratinny part of it's really cool. The last catcher to catch a no-hitter caught your boy, Alec Mills, no-hitter. Alec Mills, no-hitter was also just no one in the stands like weird times. This one was a little better. I think you, Darvish, throw the next one, keratinny's his catcher again. Tiger Jax gets stuck in your teeth, huh? Yeah, they do. That wasn't spicy at all. I kind of liked it. Yeah, it was sweet more than spice. Congrats to Joe Musgrove and all the Padres fans. I mean, Padres are good for baseball, man. I keep telling if you're a new fan, root for the Padres, and they just keep rewarding their new fans. Let's go green next, and then you tell us what we're going to break down. That's bad. That's bad. We just have kind of gone and let Zach make it good. Is that harder for you? Yes. Almost a breakdown's a segment we do here, but we got a lot of breakdowns. Can you tell us what we're talking about? It's not on the sheet. We changed it last second. I'm going to eat my green hot sauce. Oh, you ate it. James, MLB replay. I mean, MLB knows how to get the headlines. What do the kids want to see? The replay system has been a mess. We're having home runs called back. The whole elbow incident. Doink! Little Zach put it a sound effect. Jim, last night, Alec, boom. Let me see that bomb. Doesn't touch home plate. They said he touched home plate. They reviewed it. Didn't touch home plate. Inconclusive, bad times, brave lose because of it. Replay, let's use it to benefit the sport. It's adding a lot of breakdowns and a lot of fun, which I like a lot of intrigue. But in the end, you're getting so many calls wrong. And here's my big stance on it. Once they say, hey, we don't trust what that human just said, let's go to the videos to see what the videos say. No longer should what the humans say hold any weight. But they're like, that holds all the weight still. And the guys in New York will never, unless there's 100% evidence, they won't overturn it because it's not conclusive. But why are we trusting the one thing that we said we don't trust anymore? I've never understood why the call on the field holds any weight when the entire reason you ask for a replay is because you don't trust the call on the field. So why would it matter? I don't get it. Humans are humans. Humans are humans. It's hard to see. Hard to see. The replays were better. So for 90% sure, just go with that. Fuck what the guys said originally. That's the whole reason we reviewed it because we don't trust them. It never makes sense to me. So the replay system is broken. It's breaking down. They need to fix it. How'd you like that green flavor? I did not. Something feels different about this episode. James in not sports. We've got a good one. I'm going on a barbecue. Okay. That just tastes bad. None of these are not spicy at all. A deer. We did a deer video already. I don't think it made the final cut that deer video we did a while ago when the deer's right into the garage. That was a good video. So this is our second deer video on Weekly Dom. First one didn't make the cut. The deer goes blasting through a bus windshield, lands on top of a kid who's sleeping in the first row. I never slept on a bus in the position that he's sleeping. Did you sleep? I always use the window because that rattling of the window. Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. Wake up. Oh my God. And the cold of the window helped me nap real good on buses. Some buses, there's too much bubba bub. I kind of like the bubba bus. Nah, too much bubba bub is unsleepable. I was a huge school bus fan. I lived. I was next door neighbors with my elementary school. Like it was a four minute walk. My backyard and the backyard of the elementary school I went to touched. I would wake up extra early to go on, to walk the other direction, get on the bus and take like a 40 minute bus ride to school. Cause I just love the social aspect of bus rides. Huge school bus fan. I never had a deer shoot through and land on me though. And it's all perfect. Perfectly handled by the deer. Probably having a bad time. Freaks out a little bit, but does his job. Bus driver tracks the deer. Says, okay, there's a deer on the bus. Then once it's still going. Proper avenues to let it open. You gotta get out. Sleepy 15 year old cracks me up. Cause like, we've all been there. And like the kid doesn't even care. And I think the quote from the article was like, I didn't expect that. I was like, oh wow. I don't think he even saw the deer. He just felt something on his back, looked up and they were like, oh yeah, a deer hit you. And he's like. Yeah. Him and that deer, it made me a little sad knowing they never met each other. Cause I think they had a lot in common. You don't know that. Well, I hope they got to meet up at like a press junket later on. They knew each other from before. They both. Why do you think the deer was jumping at him? I don't know. I just think the little kid could be like, I don't want to be here either, man. Like, yeah. Oh, see, I've got a totally different. I think that kid's a piece of shit. And I think he messed with that deer earlier. The deer came back to get him. I like that. Are they still having kids wake up far too early for school? Yes. They are. They haven't changed that yet. I was an early guy. Never a dry guy. Never? Okay. On the bus? Yeah. Oh yeah. A middle school. Back of the bus. I'm gonna eat my next hot sauce cracker jack. This one looks like it should be the spicy one. You're talking about jerking off on us. No. None of those are really spicy. They're all just salsa. It's the employee of the week. That's some sort of creep. Ooh, wow. Speaking of Zach and employee of the week, we are giving employee of the week this week, too. Joe Musgrove and Stephen Brault. No, opposite. Wrong, Stephen Brault and Miggy Rojas. Because? Because they crushed it. They brought on their first guest for the Chris Rose rotation. It's two guys that have been storylines of baseball. Musgrove, Joey no knows. Shirt, ad. Brault brought him on. Brault brought him on. And then Miggy Rojas, double play partner. Partner, Jazz Chisholm, took to Grom deep and he's just like, very cool. He took 100 mile per hour to Grom fastball to the second deck. Bye. So Musgrove and Jazz Chisholm aren't employees of the week. It's Brault and Rojas for bringing them on to the Chris Rose rotation. To be employees of the week. What's the date? Oh, so no way would we give out employee of the month yet. No. Gross. Right? Good sound effect, Zach. Got the burp. James, I'm a piece of shit, Zach. Because like, very cool. I didn't expect that. That was the weekly dom!