 Yo, yo, yo, and we're back wins. Come on, let's get it. New Jack thriller city man going down the major way. Yo, man, I got the hostess with the most is. Yo, my girl, BBL, Big Bad London. Come on, now A.K.A. You gotta be very careful when you say BBL, they gon' think that I'm gonna gotta BBL. I definitely wouldn't gotta tell me to cut my boobs off too, but not necessarily BBL. Yo, you already got there booty so separately. I got it. So booty came in first, but the other stuff I bought. Okay, it looks amazing, man. I wouldn't have it any other way. Yeah, I definitely gotta BBL. Back with your butt lip? Yeah, yeah. Ah! Your butt is in your stomach. Oh, shit. If you didn't know, with that voice, now you know right now, man. Yo, this is the incomparable man, the legendary. Man, he hails from Brooklyn, New York. This is the king of Caribbean comedy major. The new Jack thriller city. Okay. What you think about delicious outfit today? I mean, she look like the really wonka chocolate factory. Come on now. Special ticket. You're trying to give her that jolly rancher, huh? You got that special ticket. That's what you're doing. I see what you don't hit her with the twigs now. I mean, you know, delicious always looks delicious. Come on. Thank you, and you look great, too. Thank you. I decided to break this up for him today, Jack. Hey, listen, I appreciate it. They said he was flirting on the live, so why not? Hey, it's only right. I'm single, you single. I'm so single. Come on now. I just wear this ring. It's very cute. You know, it's nice. My husband, ex-husband, a strange husband. He bought it, so I'm gonna keep wearing it, but I'm seeing it. We don't have to get that off that family. Hey, listen, I told her to let me get that, so you know what I'm saying? If I get engaged. Yeah, you like to pawn that. He even told me I should go and pawn it. Yeah, we like to pawn that. No, we didn't. But I like it. Give it to your dog. Let me go, goddamn, get engaged. There's somebody over there. You know, we shouldn't let that engage. Oh, it's like a family heirloom. Right. I mean, come on. Give it to somebody else. Come on, get down with somebody else that really needs it. Somebody, I don't need it. You don't need it. You don't need it. You need room for another ring on your finger. I like that. You need room. That's right. Yeah, if you make room for that, get that shit away to the needy, because my boy made your height. Yeah, I could. I got him upgrading you. Hey, look, I got him upgrading you. Where I shop at, listen, I could go get your tires, I could get a ring, and I could get you an outfit. At one spot. That's not like Detroit. Did you say Wally's World? Yep. And Walmart? Forever 42. You can do that Tarjay, too. We could go to Tarjay. Tires, a ring, and what else? And an outfit, and some groceries. I like it. I like it. You know, we could go to Tarjay, if you want. You like Tarjay? I like Tarjay. Okay. Yeah, you tell attention over there. Now you gotta say Tarjay. Tarjay is so much better. Sounds a little more boozy. You're right, you know what, yeah. We're gonna do Tarjay. They got them pumpkin spice candles in there, too. That's why I like to go to Tarjay for pumpkin spice candles. You like pumpkin spice? Oh, I love pumpkin spice. Oh, I'm not into that. Yeah, that should have your house smelling right. When them girls come over and they smell that pumpkin spice nigga, I'm trying to tell you. I got Erica Badu incense in there. Oh, it smells like that kooka kooka. She can smell that kooka. You know what? Yeah, she got, it's called, it's called thing. Badusi. Oh, Badusi. Yeah, it's supposed to be like a fragrance of her butt and vagina. Yes. I've never desired having the fragrance of Mrs. Badu's butt and vagina, but now that I've thought about it, I'd be interested. And you should do that for yourself. Really? It's a lot of people that you love to smell you. Really, so how do you get the smell exact, what do you? Well, they have a professional. How is the research done? They have a professional fragrance person that comes out and takes. And smells your butt. And does, yes. Okay. Well, that would be nice. See, it sounds like y'all about to create a situation shift right now. It sounds like y'all about to create a situation shift. I mean, you know. Never know. What was your, what was your fragrance that is the symbol of the smell of your butt crack? What would it be called? He just put Dantene ice on this. Oh, oh, shit. I call it BH. What's BH? Who the hell? That's my, my boo. Yeah. Yeah. Moon pot. You know about that moon pot? I'm a little weird. Remember when we talked about that moon pot? My fragrance might be a little different because I'm a little weird. It might be armpit or something. Okay. Armpit. Yeah, I'm in the different stuff. Yeah, me too. Man would be nose job. People swear I've had one. I haven't, but. Nose job. I think that would be very dope. Nose job by delicious. Yes. I think that that would be pretty interesting. Cause that's where you put your nose that you want to smell that. And so I think it would just all come together. So nose and armpit go together though. I see what y'all doing. You better be careful. I see what you're doing. Be entrepreneurs out here. Y'all frisky. Be entrepreneurs. Something's happening on this set right here. I'm glad you over there. That's all I'm saying. Yeah. Hey, hey, hey. Thank me later. Something about this couch. Thank me later. It's a brand new couch too. Oh yeah? Not exactly, but. Don't do me like that. Don't do me like that. It's new to us though. You had a dog on it? Why you say that? It's smelling puppy-ish over here. I don't know. Am I Darius? On this side, like. Darius. Don't do that. I don't know what you be doing when we ain't hit Darius. Now you know how OCD is. You got dogs on the couch? Me too, OCD. Darius. You have not had strange homeless people sitting on this couch at me. Don't do it. I'll be killing people. Darius be looking out for his homeboys sometimes. Yeah. You know, they come and sleep on our set. Oh, that's not good. When we not shooting. Darius, I saw that stain in that other spot over there. Oh my god. Darius, you better than that. You're getting action for the both of us. On the next first 48. The first. It's a lot of snitching going on right now. In the second 48. Oh my bad, you right. We are totally, you know, violating the code. Sorry, Darius, but I saw the stain. Man, fuck that snitch. What you drinking over there, brother? Oh, man, it's Merlot. Man, I'm a Merlot type of guy. Merlot. That's small. Yeah, yeah, I'm a sexy R&B nigger. I'm upgrade you one of these days. Hey, don't lie to me. You know, that's some red lobster shit right there, you know. Oh, wow. I'm gonna bring you somewhere nice. You gonna dog me in front of Darius? You can get some sauvignon blanc. Oh, dang. Something in the name. That right there. Are you trying to bless me? I mean, that's giving Buckhead, you know what I mean? Nice. Are you from Georgia? No. Wait, you really are from, are you from Jamaica? I'm from the Caribbean, yes. Okay. And I was raised in New York and I've been here for the last five years and I'm just loving the transition. Tell them why you move here, though. I moved here because it's too expensive to live in New York. That's one of the main reasons. I can't wake up eight o'clock in the morning to be moving my car from side to side. Is that some bullshit? That's the worst shit ever. So what is that about if you're not from New York? What does that mean? What do you mean? Like you said, moving your car from side to side? Well, if you're not from New York, then you, then, you know, they have this street side sweeping every four days out of the week and the tickets itself is very expensive. And you have to move your car? 750. I'll pay four of them. If you do not move your car to the other side of the street, you'll get a ticket and then eventually you'll get a boot on it and then eventually they'll come get it. Oh, wow. That's what happens to me. That's what happens to me. My ex-wife used to always get us boots on the car and like, bitch, I'll kill you. I'll fucking kill you. Oh, is it a boot? Yeah. For 750 every time you get one. Like, bitch, why don't you put this shit inside? Back in the days, they never used to do the boot thing. They used to just let the bills accumulate until they just come tow it. But now they're being a little nicer. They're giving you an option. How is that nice, though? Because they're not actually taking your car. And they tow your car and take it to the pound. Oh, okay. You can get scratched. It's a lot of things that could happen while, you know, your car's being towed. So what is the difference with the boot? You still got to call them up? The boot, you got like two days, maybe. Okay. You know what I'm saying? So if you come outside, because, you know, it's very embarrassing to be at a date, on a date, you know, because they get you anywhere. It's not necessarily in front of your house. You might be on a date, you know, you're coming out of a restaurant, you got your girl with you, bam, they go up a boot. A boot? Okay, so why is it that they're getting me at the restaurant? Because you parked wrong at the restaurant? No, because they ran your place. They ran your place. And they see that you have accumulation of tickets. With life. Well, New York actually thrives off of that. They make like, what, six mil a year? Well, see, you wouldn't make it if you were where I'm at, because hey, you can charge me as much as you want. I'm from Detroit. Oh. Yeah, you can build. But you might get shot there. Yeah, you're not getting the money, so you're just going to constantly be building. It's a little different over there. Yeah, we're going to get out of that boot. But as of why she don't stay in Detroit now? Because my daughter attended school at Spelman. So are you trying to tell me if she wasn't going to school down here? You were still being Detroit? That's what you're telling me. Well, I've been there for a long, because I'm 44 now. This is the first time, other than in college. Are you giving out ages and everything? Oh, I think that's happening right there. The nights are getting longer, but the breezes are the only thing that's going to get you stiff. That's right. This episode is brought to you and talked about Bluetooth. Bluetooth. Bluetooth is a unique online service that has the same ingredients as Viabra or Cialis. And it's all in one little pill. It's a chewable pill too. You know what I'm saying? For those who don't like to swallow, I'm unimpossible. You can take them any time, day or night, so you can plan ahead just in case. You know what I'm saying? Things don't fall in time that you had set that thing up and whatnot. You're still going to be able to rise to the occasion if you know what I mean. Man, the process is simple. I'm talking about super simple. You can do this by yourself. Yeah, sign up at bluetooth.com with one of our license medical advisors. That's right, man. And they're going to get your prescription and you'll be ready to come to your house in days. It's just that simple. The best part that is done online. So there's no doctor's visits, no awkward conversations or no long lines at the pharmacies. And you know how that can be. Everybody got to be inside your business knowing that you about to have sex because maybe you want people to think you aversion. So if you can benefit from extra confidence when it's time to perform, man, chew it and do it. Chew it and do it. Chew, chew. Or should I say bluetooth? Hey, we got a special deal for all of our listeners too, man. Well, you can try bluetooth for free if you just pay $5 for shipping if you use the promo code THRILLA. That's bluetooth.com, promo code THRILLA to receive your first month for free. Visit bluetooth.com to get more safety information about bluetooth. And I just want to say thank you to bluetooth for sponsoring my podcast, man. I really appreciate you. I love bluetooth. Chica, chica, chica, bluetooth. Yes, I love it too. I can do weird stuff. I can do all people's stuff and blame it on my age. You know what I'm saying? If I go crazy. So you're one of those people that make like arrangements at 6 and then by 9 o'clock you can sleep. It could go down like that. I don't prefer to do that. I just like to say no from the beginning. I'm 43. Oh, you're a guy. And in this stage of the game right now, I'm the guy that you call, you take me out to the club and I'm immediately ready to leave. Really? I'm the annoying dude. I'm the annoying dude. I'm like, yo, what's up? What are we doing here? Oh, my God. That is dorm. I'm yawning. Darius and Ryan. Yeah, I'm yawning. I'm like, yo, what's going on? What are we doing here? And I got a lot of immature friends that want to impress people with bottles and stupid stuff like that. Oh, wow. Let's get a bottle. I'm like, bro, bottle. I'm going to have a Guinness and I'm going to go home. OK, so to be honest with you, since the pandemic, I'd rather not even go out. Let's just party at my house, which is really not going to be a party. It's probably going to be remote control, some drinks. We're going to order in. I like to cook. I can cook something and we got to chill. I love to cook as well. You got to be very clean because I like OCD. Check your shoes at the door. Let me make sure. Oh, that's how we party. That's how we party. Yes, it's same. That's what you're doing. I'm just having fun. Hey, Jack, make sure you got on good socks when you go by house. Yes. As long as you can take your shoes off, you can pass my temperature check. You temperature check people? No, you don't. It's a different world. You don't do that. I temperature check my kids. I do. They are there in school with a lot of snotty noses for about eight to 10 hours a day is important. So what if they be sick when they come home? What do you mean? They come home, mom. So, so wait. Once they pass the tickets. Wait, wait, wait. Question, question, question. Question, right? So if your child comes home. Yeah. And has a high fever. Do they have to quarantine in the garage? No, call a neighbor. You're not my kid. Call a neighbor. Yeah, call a neighbor. It's not going down. You know, it's just, I'm kidding. Yeah, because don't let them call child services on you. No. Well, you know what? My kid, I'm being honest with you. My 12-year-old is different. Now that they've left the mask mandate, she still goes to school in a mask. Yeah, she wears a mask every single day. So she is not even trying to play that. And plus she doesn't want to be bothered with me and my nonsense with my OCD. So she keep it cute, keep it muted. OCD like crazy. Do you know how stinking key is breath be at 12? So I don't blame her. Not Lexington. No, not Lexington, man. I'm talking about everybody except her. Thank you. Yeah, 100%. I ain't gonna lie, man. This generation is different, man. You ever went to the club and you had on a t-shirt and you sweating and a dude come over there with a hoodie on? Yeah. And he's not even sweating. And he ain't even sweating. He ain't even sweating. They're on new drugs. I don't understand. What's the hoodie thing about? He on meth. Meth make you cold. Meth make you cold. Black people on meth now. That's what we do. Really? Black people on meth. Black people on meth. I went on a date with a girl that had meth in the car. So what exactly is meth? I don't know. I was watching Breaking Bad and that's all I know about it is Breaking Bad. Is it powder? Is it liquid? No, it's a rock. It's like a rock. It's called crystal meth. Okay, so it's equivalent to crack. It's white people crack, right? It's white people crack. And you said black people are on it? Yeah. They on it now. Black people are doing it now. I thought black people right now were big on like Percocet. Lean. They rap about it. They rap about it. That's when future was out. Okay. And then the other one, people are actually dying from the fact. Yeah. Well, fentanyl is a cut. Yeah. As a matter of fact, let me not incriminate myself. It's like ether. I don't know much about fentanyl. I'm into cannabis right now. So I want to know. They put it in cannabis. No. Yes, they use. It's everywhere. Yes, they show enough. It's everywhere. It's a low key. It's a low key or fentanyl. Yeah. I mean, when somebody say they got the loud pack. Yeah. Yeah. And I only like exotics. So tell me what I'm doing. The niggas believe in other niggas saying it's shitty. And I went and got my boobs done the third time. Because they burst or whatever the first two times. They burst. Well, let me go through so much that we just, you know. Is that from the pressure from like flights? Well, no, I think that it was from the pressure of a bad doctor. A lot of times back when we first started, when women first started to go and get the surgery or whatever, it was like, if you saw somebody online and they look good in that photo, then you would immediately, you know, go to the doctor. And you would assume that what you saw is going to be your outcome. I mean, a lot of us have learned, I'm just being honest. Yeah, because I didn't, I didn't came across a few lumpy breasts. Yeah. I don't mind. They're not, you want to, well, I'll wait afterwards because I don't want Jack to get jealous, you know, get jealous. But no, they're not, they're not lumpy now. But when I got my surgery. Don't worry, he can't see. He can't see, okay. The aftercare, the aftercare nurse, she said, how is your pain? I said this because she said, Scala 1 of 10, are the drugs working? I said, yes, they're a 10. She said, we're not going to do too much because it's heroin. But excuse me. Heroin. She says to purchase that. And she told me that it has heroin in it. And I'm like, yo, nobody ever breaks down these drugs that you just purchased. And I'm like, oh my God, I'd rather feel pain for the remainder of my recovery. That's crazy. I didn't, I ended up doing it again. But it was only because I was in so much pain. But I felt that later that. But you got a reduction? Yeah. Yeah, I'm trying to get, I'm down to an A now. I'm down to a A. You got a reduction? Yeah. You know, I used to be a whole B. Did you know about his stripping days? I know. Yeah, he was a dancer. Tell me your name, Jack. Bob Y. I'm a small but I could. Bob. That was my name. Not Bob Y. It's amazing. Until about the time the guy gave you out your doctor film. You know what my name was, right? What was your stripper name? Did the ruler? Oh. Wait. So you were a stripper too? Yeah, I got a reduction too. But I didn't get it on my chest. Oh, it was too big? Little Mandingo. Okay. Kind of problem is that though. It's not good to. They complain. That should get on your nerves though when you walk around regularly. It's not good, but it's, you know. Yeah, when your dick, it'd be hanging down like by your knee. Yeah, that's not cool. Yo, man, it's, it's, it's like I gotta try to fold it my shit up and ball in it up. That's like, you know, prafari. Is that really up? That's a problem. That's a problem. No, that really is a problem from us ladies because we want to keep our uterus intact. Well, I don't know. At one point people thought it was a compliment. No, I don't want to see that drop to the floor. Put that back away. No, it's like. You don't like that? Hold on. Yo, you don't like that? You know what's crazy, Jack? When they, when women are young, they like that. They want that whole experience. What are you really dropping? They want that whole bladder infection. Okay. But when, when they get older, they be like, nah, I'm good. Like, will you put it on my stomach? I want a good six. A big six. Yeah. Yeah. You don't want to bounce the house. You don't want a man going in there and he's not filling any walls because, you know. Yeah. That's not a thing. I hate it when it happens. You're like throwing a hot dog down in every house. I should, I should. You experienced that a lot. Yeah. 100%. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. You like a KFC spicy wing, huh? I hate it. Yeah. I hate it. I think you're women in a different area. Small and spicy. Listen, that's why I, that's why I'm a, I'm a booty hole guy myself. You know, I'm all about that BH. Keep in mind that I'm Caribbean, bro. Uh huh. Keep in mind that I'm Caribbean. You talking crazy. Wait, that's a thing? Yeah. That's not a thing. Oh, it's not a thing. That's not a thing. Okay, so you got it. Okay, so in your culture. Booty hole. Yeah. That's a bad thing to enter a woman. Yes. Booty? I agree. Booty hole? It's not supposed to be done. I think it's torture. You know, I think it's... Well, if it's not supposed to be done, why can you do it? Can I do you? There's a lot of things that you could do. What are you talking about? That's not supposed to be done, though. What are you talking about right now? Exactly. That's exactly what I mean. No, no, no, no, no, no. But you don't want to do me. I don't. You're just saying that. Oh, are you thinking about it? I'm telling you that. I sound like you were considering that. No, I know. That's not what I meant when I say that. You enter glory holes? Say what? Are you into glory holes? I don't know what that is. That's on the wall. You just stick it in there. Yeah, you just stick it in there. Whoever, whoever, do whatever. No, that's... No, I need to know who's second. Most of us create glory holes. We just think of our husband. Go enjoy the glory hole. No, I need to know what's happening on the other side. That's what I'm saying. So what you talking about? It's possible. It happens, but it's not supposed to happen. It could be a BH. What you mean? It could be a Mel BH, and you're sticking yourself into the glory hole. You know, I'm talking about with women. So I got a story, right? What are they talking about? They got this little place. What's going on right now? So, you know, I've been in Atlanta for like five years, right? Mm-hmm. And I've adapted to the culture. They ain't nowhere in me. Right? How much have you adapted to? Um, um, um, um, 89%. Okay, okay. All right? So, um, they have this place. I'm not going to mention no names, but, uh, there's this, there's this little place down in the city that you go, like, to buy your, like, toys and, you know, you buy, like, your lingerie and stuff like that. Yeah, I've been there. You know, you know that place? I don't know what it is. Is it? I don't know. Does it stay open late at night? Yes. Oh, it's the same place. And you can go in the back? What? Insurrection? No, it's another place. No. So anyway, you can go in the back. Right? When you go in the back now, it's like you and I, like, uh, like a, like a, like a playhouse. Yes, you are. Yeah. It's dark. I'm speaking to you too, brother. You may, you may have been down there. Yeah, you might have been there. No, I had never gone, I don't get out much. So look, I'll go down in this place and it's dark in there. Right? It's dark and it's like a maze. Like you just walk around and whoever you bump into, you bump into. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. And I'm walking through this spot and, you know, I'm walking and I had somebody call my name. Somebody was like, major. I'm like, I turn around and it was like this, this, this transgender dude. Right? But he was Caribbean. So he knew what was. Did you know automatically? No, I didn't. Yeah. What's going on? So he was like, major. I mean, you know, he did the little major. And I was like, I turned around. I was like, he was like, I watched all your videos. Oh my God. What you doing in here? And that night that I went in there, it was like that night. The lit? No, it wasn't lit. Oh, I'm sorry. No. Because it was nothing but men in there. Yeah. That's the thing, Jack. It's nothing but men. I didn't know that. I don't know. I didn't know that was the atmosphere, but I had to hurry. I had to hurry up and get out of here. At a good time. Because I was like, if somebody recognized me again, I had to put the mask on and everything. I put the mask on. But you got to tell us why is it bad in your culture for women to be penetrated from the back? I don't like that story. Why? I'm trying to figure out why you told us that. Because we were talking about the idea of Atlanta. Because we were talking about that. Yeah. And we was talking about BH and Gugioz. And he was telling us that in his culture, a man should not enter a woman's brand. All right. So I still don't see the correlation. You don't see the correlation? Yeah. All right. So put it like this, right? Okay. Tell me how. If you go to Jamaica. Come again. If you go to Jamaica, do not call yourself BH. Oh, they're going to throw stones. Whether it's entering a woman or a man, do not say it. I don't want to enter a man. What are you guys talking about? I never said that. I never said it one time. But a booty is a booty. What's going on? A booty is really a booty. I think that if you can do both, if you do one. A booty is a booty. What are you guys talking about? If you can do one, you can do both. Is a booty not a booty? It's backwards. You can't see anyone. What's the difference? No, man. What's really the difference? Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. Yeah, but that's not where you at. You're not there. You're in the back. Yeah, but before I did that, I had already established that it was a woman. You can do that with a man nowadays. Yeah, I don't want that, though. That's not what I want to do. I don't know what you're all talking about. Don't get canceled, Jack. I don't want to do it. Don't get canceled. Yes, it's okay. I know I see where you're going with this. Don't get canceled. That's what I'm saying. But all I'm saying is... What are you saying? In the culture of the Caribbean. Let me not say the Caribbean. All I want to do is go get some chicken that we're in Caribbean. But look, look, look. What I'm saying is put aside the Caribbean, right? Jamaica. Mm-hmm. Jamaica, that's not... And the crazy thing about it is... And I say this a lot, you know, it's like all my lives and stuff like that. I thought it was a stereo. They don't like that I'd be saying this, right? Why? But there's a lot of people in the Jamaican culture that is into that. Okay. They are into that. But it's frowned upon. Okay. So a lot of people, like... I'm sure you... Well, people in the room... Women probably met a Jamaican dude that was like, Yo, I mean, I eat pom-pom. They do it. Yeah, they do. Hey, what's going on, man? It's about that time again. It's about that time again. Guess what that is? It's love. Or the music. Your music, man. What do you say when you hear women say, Why should you buy the cow when you getting the milk for free? What does that mean to you? That's a... Because my thing is... When women say it? Yeah. Okay. Why buy the cow? When you get the milk for free. When you can get the milk for free. Okay. In what context? In what context meaning that why am I... No, just to be clear. I've heard that before, I understand, but I want to understand where are you coming from from your questioning, from your line of questioning. From what context? It's a thing where a woman has been carrying on inside a quote-unquote relationship. A situation. A situation for a long period of time. And the friends are looking around and saying, Hey, is he going to marry you or what? Right. So some would say, Man, what's the point of him doing that when y'all been carrying on like this for so on and so forth? Got it. So you basically answered the question. That's what that means. And you're asking what do I say to that? Yes. Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free. I mean facts. Now, for the sake of this show, I'll expect them. This is why it's important for it to be understood what's happening. Because to just sit back and expect things to take a certain natural order of events, I don't think it's smart. I don't think it's wise. That's why you need to intervene and you need to say some stuff like, Hey, which is why a lot of the times women do do that. And it's a little off-putting. It may have something to do with how it's being presented, how it's said, when it's said. But I think that it's important to be said. And I think that traditionally, it's women who are asking that question, who are in the position to ask that question and inquire about that and be curious and have anxiety because of it. I think that men, we can stand to be a little more sensitive to that and provide some kind of insight and security. Just some kind of optimism because women, as I understand it, they don't like to feel like they're just wasting away. They live by a different schedule than we do when it comes to life as it pertains to certain things. So things are a lot more urgent to them when it comes to certain things than it is for us. And we can seem really insensitive because we're like, well, where are you going? We've been to do this for the rest. You've got time. Well, I'll get around to it when I'm ready. So I think that it's important as women, in my opinion, to navigate that in a way that sort of puts the man on notice like, hey, I'm going to ride with you, but I'm trying to get somewhere. And if I can't get that way with you, then I'm going to have to go. And then that puts him in a position to be like, okay, do I ante up? And do I upgrade? Do I respond to that and secure the situation? Or do I just accept and be honest with myself? Well, I mean, I was just going to ride it out as long as you was going to let me. And if you're going to roll, then I guess that's the best thing. And I just roll on to the next because I'm not ready to make that move. So I think that you're taking the risk and it's a gamble either way. But I think that it's important for both sides, but to your question and to where that question is coming from for women, for you to discern the situation as best as you can, but be willing to make uncomfortable decisions that are designed for a better outcome for you even if it means leave a quote-unquote good situation for what you may need in order to feel secure within that type of situation. But if it's not that deep, and you don't really plan on going anywhere and this is the person that you think is your person and they've been good in every other facet of the relationship except quote-unquote locking it down. That's a hard call. That's a hard call. And I think that's the reason why a lot of people in their relationships in that single until married spend their situations. That's why I say situations that boyfriend, girlfriend, engaged, common law, whatever. I think they stay in that because there is the expectation that they're going to make the decision soon enough. But everybody, especially as a man, I know you can be dealing with a lot of things that are interfering with their ability to make that next move. Some dudes feel like they need for things to be a certain way in order to do that. They want to be at a certain financial status. They want to be better within themselves, which I highly suggest that people work on that, especially men, especially black men. Go see somebody, go talk to somebody, go fix some things. It's not fair to dump all of that onto your woman. That's a lot because she got her own stuff. My humble opinion. So I think that there's a lot of facts to that. Like, why about a cow when you get the milk for free? So I'm indirectly also agreeing with it because the other side of it is, you know, take it however you want, but maybe you shouldn't give the milk away for free so much. I like milk. Yo, thank you, Music So Child. It's been another excellent segment, man, of Love According to Music. I'm Jack Thriller. See you next time. Hey, what's up? What's up, man? It's your boy Jack Thriller, man. Hey, I'm over here right now wearing some of the fly's gear in the world, man. Funky, fresh, dress ready to party. I got on Bomb City gear, man. Brilliant, open minds become conscious individuals to you. BombCityGear.com. Make sure you go there. Not now, but right now and ask for my man Jay Lee. Jay Lee, he is the creator. You look like Jack Thriller, man. You need that special, man. You need that swag. And yeah, you trying to step your game up, man. BombCityGear, man. Brilliant, open minds become conscious individuals to you. Come on now. See you next time. They just don't talk about it. And the booty hole thing, they definitely... Oh, wait. They don't even talk about giving head? No. Ah, nah. They don't give head, they don't... You know, it sounds like it's a lot of capping over there. It's definitely, it's a lot of caption. Yeah, it's a lot of capping crunch. It's a lot of Colin Kaepernick over there. It's a lot of capping crunch. And it was, it was all the way live. I heard about that. No, he didn't even say anything different. I just heard about he didn't. They were sucking pieces and parts on people that they didn't even know. Yeah, there was a bunch of old people there, right? Yo! There's a lot of wrinkle people over there. Man, I don't even listen to that. All of my years of having that experience, I didn't... I'll tell you about a place that you should go. I was a boy. I'll tell you about another place. Hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm hearing Bill Bellamy tell a story about hedonism. And this come... You know what I'm saying? And Angela Yee, it didn't sound like that. Like, you got to bring your dance to the beach. Huh? Angela Yee went to hedonism? Angela Yee, Stephanie Sefriago. Oh, no, all of us, we were out there. We used to shoot for the cover of the magazines for... Smooth. Yeah, that's when I was doing the covers, Smooth, Black Man, King, all of them. Yeah, we was... That was doing hedonism? It was hedonism. That's where Sandy shot the covers at. Sandy! I don't know. Yeah, I miss her. She was so cool. Yo, she was so cool. She had me as a sex therapist. That's what's happened. Yeah. A what? A sex therapist. Sandy used to be up at the G-Unit office every day. Yes. And whatnot. And she was like... Oh, this is 50? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, she's very well respected. Yeah, she loved 50. Absolutely. She was up there once a week. She loved the women. I love that she always loved women. But hedonism is a resort on its own. Yeah. So what happens that hedonism has nothing to do with Jamaica? Is that a once a year thing? And it's in the grill, right? No, it's not in Kingston, right? No, it's not in Kingston. Where is it at? It's on the country coast, but it's not a... I was about to say it was like off. Yeah. Like the shore. But it was nice. I had a good time. I was... People were warning me like, oh, get scary. Be careful. Don't leave the compound. Don't leave the... Don't leave the compound. Yeah, don't leave it. Yeah. Like what can happen? I mean, it's Jamaica, bro. You might get robbed. It's the hood. You might get jumped. I mean, the same way that the country thrives off of tourism, the thieves and the robbers, they thrive off of that too. You know what I mean? So you got to be careful when you go to Jamaica. Understood. Understood. I mean, go with me when you're ready to go out there. When the next time you're taking a Jamaican trip? Well, actually, I got to be in Jamaica in October. Oh, nice. I'm doing a show in the stadium with Cedric the Entertainer. Damn, bro. Wow. Congratulations. Man, let's talk about that. So... You deserve it. I'm about to roll out. Thank you. Yeah. So about four or five years ago, I did a show, the same show, right? They do it every year. Unfortunately, with the pandemic, they didn't do it. But they're back to doing it now. The last time we did the show was with Mike Epps. Okay. It was me and Mike Epps. We did the show. Mike didn't do his homework. Mike didn't do his homework. What part of his homework do you think is important? And this is why that story is important, because he went to Jamaica. Oh, wow. Okay. Telling American jokes, which they will be receptive to. Okay. However, certain things you can't talk about in June. Right? So he went there and he was talking about eating ass, which they don't mess with. That's crazy. Down to the dude that is in the audience that just finished eating the ass is going to boo you when you talk about eating ass. That's how Jamaica is. I'm curious. What do they find offensive about the ass? It's just, it was a law a long time ago. Really? It was against a law to eat. It was a boogerism law. This is a booger. Boogerism. Okay, so it's boogerism. Which means anything, bati, booty. It was against the law at one point in time. It probably still is. Did they ever define why? It was just a law. No ass eating. You know they just give us a lot of rules and don't tell nobody why. It's almost like biblically. Okay. Just like in the Bible it says, you know, Do not eat the ass? No. I ain't never in the Bible. I haven't either. I ain't. Look it up. I'm not going to go into it, but if you look in Leviticus, it is there. Right? Oh wow. Speaking on same sex, same sex, same sex, sex. Right. Okay. So what if it's a men and a woman? They just not into that. Just don't eat the ass. No, they're not into that period. Okay. I ain't going to do what they tell me to do. Mike, I was the featured at before Mike, right? And I was supposed to do 20 minutes. They didn't want me to do 20 minutes. They wanted me to do 40 minutes. So I ended up doing 40 minutes and I was killing it, right? So me killing it, Mike was like, yo, I don't want the host to bring me up. I want you to bring me up. So I'm like, all right, cool. I mean, we was chilling the whole week, you know what I'm saying? So we already knew what we was going to do probably anyway. So anyway, after I killed, I called him up and Mike went up there and he was killing in the first five or 10 minutes he was killing. Because, you know, everybody, you know, internationally everybody watches, you know, all those shows and stuff like that. All the movies. They're familiar. So they're very familiar with who he is. He went into it. The first thing that he said that kind of shift the energy was he was like, damn, there is pretty Jamaican women. He was like, because all the ones that he's like, because all the ones in the States is ugly. When he said that, they was like, wait, what? Okay, now you want the edge like you bugging. Right. And then he went into a joke about him eating ass and there was shit on his mustache. So, so ladies need to clean their ass. Good. And yeah. And when he said that, that's when like people from the back, you know, you know, you ever got booed before? Man with the half eye. Oh, man. My fucking booed my eye out. So the boo started from the back and it and it. This shit took my headline off. It transcended to the front. Oh, man. Yeah. And they started in the Caribbean. There's good claps and there's bad claps. Okay. So they clap. If they start clapping for you, that means come off. Oh, that's that exit. Yeah. That's like, all right, we had enough. I got a power. And they started, they started like clapping and he was like, I'ma get off. I'ma get off stage. And it was like, maybe like 28 minutes in. He was supposed to do an hour. So was this a special? No. It was just a show, regular show. And he's still got his money though, right? Oh, yeah. He's still got that brain. Oh, yeah. He made it out alive and he got his check. It was a good day. Yeah. I don't know if it was a good day because now they bring in Cedric back. Oh, he can't even go back. Yeah. Oh, they banned you too? Well, you know what happened? What happened was he didn't take it. He didn't take it well. Oh, okay. So he kind of started cursing the crowd out. I've been never fooled. He was like, man, y'all some meme of that he started going off. He was like, I ain't know if I'm gonna come back to Jamaica. Oh, my God. He started going off and everybody was like, boo, come on. Well, how did you handle that? You guys are like... I never got booed before. You've never been booed? No. I've never been booed. Come on, bro. I put that on my life. Come on. I put that on my life. Now, when... You ain't never got booed. I've never bombed. I've never bombed at all. That's amazing. Never. I've never written a joke either. Oh, so you just go off the top of the head? Yeah. How long have you been doing comedy? How long have you been doing comedy? I mean, I would say to Richard Pryor because they say he didn't write either. How long have you been doing this? I'm the new Richard. How long have you been doing comedy? Now, you know Richard was very vulnerable now. Huh? When you say that Richard name, he was super vulnerable. He didn't hold nothing back. I don't hold anything back either. So what's the most vulnerable thing that you talk about in your set? I'm the one that pushed the envelope for the Caribbean. Like I just said, they don't talk about certain things. I do. If you watch my videos, I talk about stuff like that. I do sketches about gay people and stuff like that. I'm comfortable with who I am. So therefore, there's no border. There's no border for what I talk about. Wildest thing you ever said. I'm going to go in and it's going to be funny. I mean, what is there to lose? Okay. Well, for instance, Richard Pryor has talked about having sex with a transsexual. I haven't done that. Like, you got that personal, which that's what I'm asking you. I do get very personal. What's the most personal thing that's what I'm asking you? What's some wild shit where niggas be like, Holy shit. It's a lot. It's a lot. My last relationship. I want to hear about that. You don't want to hear about that. Is that bad? Yeah, I like that. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. My last relationship was. Were you the good or the bad in the relationship? If you can. It depends on who you ask. Good answer. Because that's the same thing for me. It depends on who you ask. Do you ask him? Oh, she's a piece of shit. Oh, yeah. I'm a narcissist. I'm controlling. I'm a dictator. I'm everything. If you ask that side. Okay. Would you agree? No. No. Not at all. But it gets to a point where it can be comical enough to put in your skit. Absolutely. And I don't go full force in, but I'll reference certain things. And the reason why I do that is because I respect her space as well. I understand. You know what I'm saying? I understand. But what fault, I think delicious is asking you, do you take inside? What accountability? What did you do wrong in this relationship? Well, what are you willing to put on the line and say? Yes, please do tell. I have no issues with taking accountability. That's number one. Right. There's a lot of things that I could have done differently. I could have adjusted to the situation because you got to understand being an individual, two individuals coming together, we have to learn each other and learn what, you know, what we are willing to tolerate and not tolerate. Right. So one of the things that I do recognize me doing was being the bare poker. Okay. I used to poke the bear. I knew what would push her buttons and she knew what would push my buttons. You did it for sport? I wouldn't say for sport. Delicious? You was being malicious? I wouldn't say malicious. What's your zodiac sign? I'm a Sagittarius. Okay. I don't really have a bad... What's yours? I'm a Capricorn. Okay. Thank you. Why you ain't do that when I say Sagittarius? He feels... Yeah. Okay. Alright. I got a gang in here. Man, I don't fuck with them. I don't fuck with the Capricorn. Gang, gang, gang. I want to tell you though, Capricorns is very loyal people. Thank you. Yes, we are. We are loyal people. Very loyal. And they work a hollocks. Yes. I ain't never had good luck with Capricorn. Don't say that. Relationship-wise or... My ex-wife was the Capricorn. What's your sign? I'm a Taurus. Oh, well... You're a bull. You're a bull. Yeah. Bull. Bully. It's a you thing. Bully. It's a me thing. It has to be because Capricorns are good people. I ain't saying that they're good people. Taurus is good people too. Yeah, I'm a great guy. But they step out of line a lot. Jack is amazing. I'm a hood bitch who will lie and cross her now. I'm going to tell you that off the river. I know I'm right, but I'm not going to let my opinion have me. If you can make it make sense, why your way is a better way. If you can tell me why it is, I'm open to listen. No, that's dope. Okay. That's a tourist quality. I can respect that. How many times have we talked and everything and I haven't been reasonable? No. Jack and I will be on the phone for six hours. That's enough to be... If he's on the phone with me and I'm such a girl. Six hours for him to be reasonable though? The shortest conversation that we've had was probably three hours long. So, to me, that's reasonable enough for a man to want to sit with a chatty catty. So, he's just being reasonable. Because I'm like, Jack, okay, such and such and he's like, okay, he never rushes me off. I'm like, am I long-winded? He's like, hell yeah. And I just keep going. He never stops me. And I'm like, do you... My sister's a tourist. She's May 3rd. I'm May 7th. You see? Yeah. He's very patient. I like that. I'm extremely patient. So, like I said, when I'm having these rifts inside of the relationship is because I'm having problems with people who are used to people being patient with them. And they're taking advantage of the situation. And they're not being as forthcoming as I am when I can... When I sit... This sounds like a lot of manipulation. No, it sounds like a liar. It's giving manipulation right now. It's giving... I don't know. It's not personal, but that's my friend. And so, when we talk, it was giving... Is y'all calling me a liar? No. I didn't say that. Not you. No, I was talking about... Who was y'all talking about? I was talking about the lady. You know the woman we be talking about. Oh, the girl. Okay. Am I snitching again? Okay, got you. Did I snitch? No, the shit. No, I don't know what's going on right now. We are always talking about her. Oh, my God. Who's her? This episode is brought to you by Better Help. Yo, what's going on, man? I know it looked like I got it all together, but I don't. So, whenever I'm feeling, you know, lost and I can't even get on MapQuest to try to find myself, I go to Better Help because I need some better help. We have licensed therapists on call all day to help you get through your problems because you know, sometimes you don't have a friend or a girlfriend or somebody that just really gets you, but Better Help does. I promise you, they've heard it all. If you don't click with the right people that we present to you, I promise you we got somebody, somebody that knows your plight. It's as easy as one, two, three, man, and it's all online. It's discreet. There's no long lines. Nobody's going to judge you. It's just you and them. Sign up now, not now, but right now at BetterHelp.com. And if you act right now, first month, you get 10% off. We're using my promo code. Yeah, that's BetterHelp.com slash thriller. BetterHelp H-E-L-P slash thriller. BetterHelp.com slash thriller. Learn more and save 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com slash thriller. That's BetterHelp H-E-L-P.com slash thriller. Am I snitchy? I don't know. If you're talking about the girl, then I'm cool with everything that you're talking about. Oh, okay. I'm talking about the girl. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, fuck up. 100% yeah. I didn't say, Jack said, I'm just a listening ear. No, when he was saying that a person is not forthcoming, I said that sounds more like a liar. The girl. Yeah. And if you're not forthcoming about information that you should share, then you know. And then I understand what you just said. Yeah, it's very manipulative. Yeah, 100%. But then on the same token, you guys are right. Because I entertain the manipulation when I could have moonwalked out of it. That's right. Because I'm smart enough to do it. You know what I feel? I feel like. Is that BH? I feel like, yeah. That's what it is. I feel like every zodiac has its negative and positive, right? Absolutely. And I feel like the older you get, the more you work towards being more positive than negative. Right? So like for me as a sedentary, I know what my pros and cons is. You know what I mean? I work towards bettering myself as a person individually every day, daily. So a young Sagittarius, because you know they call her Sagittarius. My mom is a Sagittarius. I like it. Yeah. So a younger, more kind of like not into themselves spiritually and stuff like that. They might be a problem. Oh. Yeah. I don't do well with younger women and not at all. Yeah. I can't do that. I'm an old nigga. I can't do that in maturity at all. Yeah. So we're in style now. We've been in style. We've always been in style. No, I mean older women. I've always been. Always been in style. Always been. I don't know. The first food the whole life I ever had, I was 12 and the girl was like 16. I like that. I got a rest of the night for myself. You sleep at 9.30. First of all, I heard you just say that. So you're not going to just let that slip. What? Did you just say that the first time you had booty hole, you were 12? Yeah. 100%. Really? 100%. Female booty hole. And you just ate ass. At 12 years old. Yeah. But I lost my virginity at 8. So come on. Who hurt you? What do you mean who hurt me? Oh, this was on purpose. It was a woman. It was a woman. Oh. I was 8. She was 14. 8 and 12. Where are you guys living? Definitely got a problem. No, she didn't have a problem. Yes, she did. I was a girl. You was in third grade. She was in ninth grade. I was available, bro. She was retarded. You know, every time I tell somebody that, they tell me, oh, you was molested. I wasn't molested, bro. You were hurt. In that situation. Your game was not that goddamn good. She's in high school. No, no, no. She told me she was like that is going to go in here. Exactly. And then she played with it till it got hard. Dance of molestation. I couldn't even come. I couldn't even come. She ride to school. I couldn't even come. This wasn't in this country. Oh, yeah. She was retarded. Yeah. I think she probably was my cousin. That'll do it. That'll do it. And her parents was cousin. Fondling your Zozo like that. I'm joking. I'm joking. She wasn't a cousin, but she was definitely... There's nothing wrong with it. Yeah. We evolved. So let me ask you a question. I don't finger the cousin, but I ain't never slept with a cousin. So what? Let me ask you a question. Like I'm the only one. You're judging me, Darian? Let's get there. Let's get there, Jack. Why would you finger your cousin? Jack, let's get there. It sure was the only person in life. So you were playing house with your family? Yes. Because we really loved each other. You could have fingered an animal first. Animal? Yeah. I just don't finger your family. Where are we going? Where are we going? Y'all ain't... Y'all ain't... Hold on. This is what you... My cousin was the same age. Me and my cousin was the same age. That's who you got the booty open? She feels weird. No. I was just... You know, you're the first person you like. It's your people that's around you. No, I never did it with my cousins. I ain't say do it. I say it, I say it. So let me ask you a question. I'm playing. I fool with y'all. No. So let me just say something. You ain't playing. Let's say you meet somebody, right? You had sex with them. You dating them, whatever the case may be. You find out that this is one of your distant cousins. Do you cut it off? Yes. Why? It's not even a question. I'm asking why. That's incest. As long as we don't tell nobody... But you already had sex. ...that we cousins. But that wasn't intentional. That was... What you mean it wasn't intentional? We weren't intending to sleep with our cousins when we had sex. No, but you had sex. But we did not know that. The way you lined it up, you said that this is somebody that you met. Right. You met them... So my intentions was not to have sex with my family. Now when I find out you're my family, like get the fuck away from me. Really? Yes. Like that? I feel like you might have known that. How do you feel about it? I feel like you looked into ancestry. I feel like it's somebody that cared about you. Like for real, for real. There's so many people out here that we have sex with all the time and don't really care about us. What the hell are you talking about? Blunt. Anyone? And it's something about being related to somebody. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Cut that out. Cut that part out. No, we keeping that. No, we keeping that. We keeping that. Let's keep that. No, wait a minute. So if you sleep with your family as long as they love you? So if you sleep with a woman and you go to her family reunion and she's there and you're like, what's she doing here? I'm saying if Robin Givens was my cousin. You're hitting that. I'm hitting that forever. For ever. For ever. For ever. First cousin. Yeah, yeah. Delicious. If you was my cousin, I'd be cool. I would be fucking you every day and I don't care who, nobody. Oh my God, we were kids. It was Ken. It was Ken. Cousin. You cousins. You siblings. Nigga. If you was my sister, I'm this bullshit. Yo. Cut that part out. Y'all need a therapist on this couch. Cut it out. I can't stand it. Cut this shit out. Jack. We keeping all of that. Jack, you would bow me about your sister? Wow, Jack. Listen. Because you love your sister, right? Not that kind of love though. That's two different types of love, bro. I'm just saying like, Francis, all right, check this out. You ever watched Quantum League? What if you leaked into something that your brother... Hey, unlike me, bro. This conversation getting a little too strange. Cut that out. This getting strange, yo. Stranger things is happening. Jack. You'll never watch that show. Jack, what turned you on? Y'all got the same parents. I'm just saying like, I see... So you would fuck a step-sister. He would fuck his blood sister. He's about to say I have. I have. Because it's not really your sister. He's about to say I have. It's not really your sister. And then we... My mama left that nigga. My mom, she's not my sister anymore. Wait, you fuck a step-sister, bro? I fingered her. Oh, my gosh. We're not related no more. Hey, look. We gonna need a therapist after this show, bro. Hey, cut that out. Cut that part out too. What happens when the parents find out? Oh, like if your parents are separated now and they're not together, then is it still your step-sister? Absolutely. No, literally it's not. Okay, are you really... Now see, what you drinking? No, I'm just gonna say. No, you cannot... No. If we were step-sisters... If my father is dating your mother. Yes. And they get married. You would not see my name. You're my step-sister. It didn't break up. It didn't break up. We are no longer anything. No, but I'm still the way I am. Like I said, I'm a capricorn. I'm very loyal. So I'm gonna always call you, bro. Don't call me, bro. Okay, so my first marriage. I don't like bro. That baby was two years old. He had a daughter who she was two. When we divorced, I kept her all the way till she was 15 years old. As a woman. Why the fuck you do that? I mean... She was my dog. As understandable. As a woman, I got a question. I got a question. I got a question. As a woman, is there a difference between bro and bro? I have so fucking lulie if that... What's bro? Okay, no. Wait, I'm drunk. I was gonna say what bro says. This is your brother. Or this is your bro. Like, some girls are really screwing their bros. And their brother may be their blood, but they bro, that's just another way of saying it. Because I just heard that bro and bro is two different things. If a woman called you bro, it's the difference between calling you bro. I think if I say bro, I'm being a smart ass. Look, bro. Hey, bro. It's more endearment, you know, connected to that. So I feel like when a woman calls a guy bro, they fuck before. That's what I was trying to say. And they don't fuck no more. Yeah. Well, I don't got no bro. But yeah, I get it. I know what you mean. Bro is like friend zone. Like, you ain't never hit this. I don't even say a difference. If I'm calling you my brother, I say brother, or I say bro. I don't... I've never said bro, unless I'm like being smart. Like, look, bro. And I don't even... I don't think that there's a difference in the two. Let me ask you this. He don't care whether it's bro or bro. He fucking him. He fucking him. It depends on what she look like. And who it is. No, that's true. I'm your sister. You getting fucked. You definitely getting fucked. And you know what's crazy? In Georgia, you know you can marry first cousins? I wouldn't do that. No, that's too much. No, but they tell you when you're going to get married. Now you're going too far. No, I'm serious. No, you fucked your sister. How am I going too far? What are you doing? What the fuck? At some point, you got to separate from each other. You fingered your sister, bro. Yeah, you fingered your step and you fucked your... No, it's my step sister. My mom and daddy, now she not with that n***a no more. I guess not. I would get the fuck one, too. Your son fucked my n***a. They never found out about that. You're fucking fucked. She's happily married to a whole other n***a. Your son is a hondo. I'm going to have just because of you. You didn't fuck your sister. Damn, bro. Man, we was watching Punky Brewster one day and one thing led to another. And it just got a little bit out of hand. Did that make it better? It was kind of crazy because... You that uncle that be at the barbecue? No, I'm not. You are that uncle. No, I'm not that uncle. Stay away from that n***a. No, I'll never go to family reunions. We see why. You're that uncle that eat all the boy peanuts and take... Come here, girl. I'm that uncle that do eat all the boy peanuts. Come here, girl. I'm definitely him. I definitely eat all the boy peanuts. But I don't be fucking with the kids now. That's jack. How... You didn't even say a kid. I don't think you fucked with the kids. Cut that out. Cut that out. No, not the kids. I didn't say you fucked with the... I didn't say you're a pedophile. I'm not saying you're a pedophile. I'm saying you're going to fuck family. What's going on? 44. You're willing to fuck me at 44. Yeah, 100%. You don't see the wrong... If you're her sister. I can see why you say it's wrong. I definitely see why you say it's wrong. Then why would you do it? When you... When you search for porn, what do you... What do you type it? Stabilize? No. No. I don't believe it's such thing as a sibling porn. You sound like you want to go back down after. It's giving family ram, bro. Family ram. And I... I just want to know... I just want to know... I just want to know... Do you go to the porn hub? I watch the same porn every time. What do you type in? I type in Cherokee, Kelly Star, Sky Black, and Pinky. I watch the same porn over and over. The 180 All Together. Shout out to all of them, because those are from my era or whatever. I wasn't a porn star. Cherokee is a problem. Yes, she is. I love her so much. But you know what? I love pregnancy porn. You do? Yeah, my husband was fucking way more other women than me when I was pregnant. So I didn't really get a lot. So I'm online and... I told you, we need a therapist on this fucking couch. I know. Yeah. But I swear I was online and I couldn't believe... I found porn for pregnant women. And it was featuring women who were pregnant and they were getting banged by the doctors. So you're looking up Kenfolk porn. You're looking up pregnant porn. And I'm looking up amateur porn. You're looking up Black Caribbean... You're looking up a lack of BH porn. And that's bad. So we're all doing bad. I'm into amateur porn. You like BH though? I don't like watching people that just look crazy and it's not professional. I don't like that. I like that. But crazy is good. I don't like the whole theme and shit. Because I've made porn before. Like you watch Cherokee, right? Yeah, I love Cherokee. You saw when she busted out of jail and she ended up in some house. I love that. Yeah. I don't like that. I'm not into that. That's corny to me. That is ridiculous to me. Because you're acting. But you want to see this too real. If you're having sex. But no. I don't want to hear the acting. Oh my God. I think about a man. That's corny to me. When I think about men, it reminds me of American Pie. So I'm not thinking about a man getting ready. You know what I'm saying? At that beginning stage where she's setting up the scene and she has a skit. She's taking her pants down. You know, you're looking around the room. And she's pregnant. And she's, you know, you're touching yourself. You're getting ready. And this is all during the skit. You got to get yourself together. You know, now your zipper's down. First of all, it takes me two hours. I get annoyed with porn. Because it takes me two hours to find the right video. That's number one. Really? Yes. I'm sitting there with lotion in my hand. And I'm sitting here scrolling through. So you guys do use lotion. Ten thousand. I did last night. I was watching the murdering documentary, right? And I'm going to leave. I'm going to head out. Who was on there? Shanti. This guy. It was a Shanti. Was it a Shanti? Yeah. That's what got him excited. Shanti. Man, we're talking about what he was... First of all, let's talk about that. Because I feel like... I feel like herbs need to pipe it down a little bit. I feel like... Why is he talking about her? He missed her, man. Hey, listen. Shanti is a bad motherfucker. I'll probably still be talking about her, too. I was not even offended. I don't watch... I don't watch off the... Oh, my God. What was that video? What was the video she had? I would have had a fucking for beats, too. She had a video out. No, not... I'm not talking about... You talking about a music video? I'm talking about a porn. A sex tape? Yeah, she had a sex tape out. With who? With Shanti and somebody else. No. I've only known about her with two guys. When she was in the car. When she was in the car. Oh, I don't know. I don't know the rumors. Nobody else know about that? Darius, can you... Okay. Sorry, Shanti. I'm not trying to look at your video. Yes, I am. I am trying to look at anything. Darius, is there a video? Yeah, we have the video. Shanti is... We have the ads, Darius. There's 100% of video. Oh, Shanti. Yeah. Everybody in our studio... It's not like fine. I know. There's so many girls. Yeah. All of y'all want to see a Shanti new job. Look at everybody's phone. Everybody googling the Shanti. Everybody... I've never seen that before. I've seen that before. It's a lot of girls who like a Shanti, man. She's in the Range Rover. If you can scale it between Kim K's... I think you're right. ...and a Shanti. Which one is better? I don't watch Kim K. You didn't watch that one with Ray J? No. No. Kim K. don't turn me on. You see, for me, it didn't do nothing because of Ray J. Oh, he threw it off? Yeah. All that shit lying. Yeah. I can't fuck with it. Why do you think that was lying? That shit... I don't want to see Ray J. fucking nobody. Okay. And I don't want to see Kim K. She don't do it for me. Yeah, she don't do it for me. I'm a melanin type of guy when it comes to shit like that. Me too. I think it was just the excitement because you wouldn't think that she would have... I'm not into the Kim K. I don't give a fuck. I expect a lot of shit out of Kim K. She's a beautiful woman. She's, you know... I just don't care about her. It just don't do it for me. No. So you're telling me you'll fuck your sister but you won't fuck Kim K. No, I will fuck Kim... I will fuck the dog monkey out of Kim K. But I don't want to watch porn with her. I don't just be like thinking about Kim K. He's like, damn, I wonder what Kim K doing right now. No. I never think about that. What woman makes you think like that, Jack? Queen Latifah. The brand. Did you say Queen Latifah? Yeah, 100%. I always think... You want to hit the queen? I would love to be with yes or yes. You in the ATY? That's a unity. Yes. So where were you... Where were you start first? Shout out to Queen Latifah, man. Shout out to the beautiful Queen Latifah. I'm trying to see what that bitch balanced about. Oh my God. Yeah, I'm talking about... Yeah. Yeah, I love Queen Latifah, man. And she know it, too. I meant the date. You went right in. Oh, date. The date. I really want to go on a date. I'm not really a date type of guy. You said the bra. Yeah, I love the bra. She knows... It's giving almost trans... All of these women are sexy. Don't do that. Yeah, don't do that. I'm saying... No, she just got married to a young lady. Right. Come on, man. He likes booty-o. Oh. And he likes women who likes women. Yeah. And he likes his sister. And it's not feminine women. So it's giving... Dang. What did that give you? What was your conclusion? It's telling me that he wants to jump the fence. Like men? No. Let me tell you. No. It's good that he likes transgender. No, but you know what? There are some baddies. They're really... No, like transgender that ain't fully did the operation. No, I see that. That's just... The banana? That's just being cheap. Yep. You ain't got enough respect for me to cut your dick off. I ain't got time for you. Hey, cut that out. The banana and the tailpipe. Cut that out. Yeah, let's cut that out. Let's cut that out. Cut that out. Cut that out. Banana and the tailpipe. Banana and the tailpipe. Yeah, banana and the tailpipe. Get it cut out. No. No. Okay, I'm sorry. I apologize. Hey, yo. I just want to just say it's always an experience when I come to a show that you have Jack. Yes, Jack. Did you have a good time in New Jack Brothers City, bruh? It's always a good time, man. It's always a good time. Where you come back? Absolutely. When you talk about it, I like conversations where I hear you fucking your sister and shit like that. I like shit like that. Yeah, you know, I can't believe it. It makes me feel normal. I fucked up my sister before. I'm just saying it. My sister. What's the difference, Shaq? You touched your ginny. You smelled it. You probably tasted it. What's the difference? We was 12. And you know people don't wash good when they're 12. And I had the wrong hole. The wrong hole. It was wrong hole. It was... Man, you be doing stupid shit. You know what I'm saying? Good thing you had a praying grandmother. Oh, come on. You better tell a friend to tell a friend. Okay. Hey, man. Yo, like I said before, man, major hype, man. I appreciate you coming to the show again. It's always a pleasure, man. It's always a pleasure to be here with you, brother. Yeah. Hey, listen. We're going to develop some shit together and whatnot. Absolutely. That idea that you had, bro. Absolutely. You got a lot of things in the pipelines, ladies and gentlemen. Pause. Pause. Because the conversation was really... Yes. Fancy. Yeah, we got some things that we're going to be doing. And like I said, man, look out for major hype. Follow me on Instagram. Also, make sure that you pull up to my shows, man. If you want to laugh and have a good time. That's what it's about. Oh, I love that live. That's so dope. I'm coming. Absolutely. Well, like I always say, you just can't say you realize something. You got to be, man. We open. We out of here. Hey, do I have something in mind? Y'all go to commercial. And don't kiss them hoes in the mouth unless you got to. I'll see you next time. Take a shot, baby.