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Published on Jul 19, 2017
big fan of will smith. even bigger fan of the rap he performed over the credits of arrival. it's a shame he wasn't nominated for any oscars, he would've been a shoo-in that year.
Wham! Bam! Aliens crash land! Just floatin’ on our turf, and we all like “Welcome to Earth!” But ain’t no Men In Black to put us at ease So the military’s goin’ for Professor Louise
And a physicist: here’s the gist for those two Language-wise, they got a lotta splainin’ to do! (Lucy!) Just like Lucy, cause you see, our contact is flawed We don’t know how to talk to no heptapod
Louise sees that their speech is in parentheses And she pleads to put the soldiers at ease The general proceeds to booby trap the room And as the aliens talk it all goes kaboom!
When things mellow, she meets with Costello He tells her telepathically that Abbott isn’t well, yo She’s having visions, and he says that they’re vital They might just be the reason for their sudden arrival
[chorus] A-li-ens Crash landed, right on the planet Are they here to help, are they here to attack? We don't know what to do except to watch our backs!
A-li-ens Trying to communicate We do the best, for what it's worth But we still gotta work to protect the Earth
Louise’s brain becomes an almanac While the whole damn world is prepared to fight back And to stop an attack, she calls a Chinese dude Now this is the part where I got confused
His wife is dead, but she knows her last words? Why’d they see the aliens and bring them a bird? She has a second kid, Jeremy Renner is horny? (Naw Prince, that’s her first kid, and Renner is corny
With his) "wanna make a baby?” Oh, so that was the twist Ain’t a movie worse to fall asleep in than this It should’ve been exciting, with some blood and bones And guns, and more fun, and maybe Tommy Lee Jones
He could play a guy that maybe gives me a job And we keep the world safe from an alien mob Man, that could be a franchise worth two reprisals yadda yadda yadda something something Arrival!
A-li-ens Crash landed, right on the planet Are they here to help, are they here to attack? (I was in a movie called Men In Black!)
A-li-ens Trying to communicate Louise sees the future, but we don't know how (Three Men In Black films, in stores now!)
(musical melody and samples from "heptapod b" by johann johannsson from the score for arrival, sourced from hrishikesh hirway's song exploder. "welcome to earth" sample from independence day, "let's get it goin'" sample from will smith's "switch.")