 John birdie stole all the bases in this game and strap in because it's more fun than you even think it is I promise you. Here's his at bat ball one ball two ball three Strike one nice pitch says Sanchez the catcher ball four. Okay, so he's on first base and now the fun begins Sanchez looking over at him getting excited this dude's gonna try to steal on us. Let's throw him out all jazzed up cleaning off the hand ready to go and Forgot to catch the ball. God damn it forgot to catch the ball birdies on second Just chilling hanging out Forgot to catch the ball now. He's on second base. There's one out and He's just chilling relaxing Watching to see how things unfold looks at second looks at third looks at the pitcher and he's off It's not even a great jump. It's like the ball is basically in the catcher's club By the time his body is fully turned to third base. It's like a weird delayed not delayed But I think he just knew the Mets were sleeping Davis didn't cover third. So he's safe Sanchez is like, okay. Well, okay, and he's like, okay Well, okay, and he's like, yeah, okay, cool And now I'm over here and now he's just on third and he's still hunting. He's figuring it out He's seeing everything Sanchez looks over at him after every pitch grabs the ball looks over at him Throws the ball to the pitcher looking over at him. I'm keeping tabs on you. Oh, oh, oh, where you think you're going birdie You're not stealing a third bag on me. You're still too now I think birdie sees this throw back to the pitcher a lob Pitcher catches it never looks at third. So, you know, yeah He checked on you and then he lobbed it back to the pitcher pitcher never looked over at third base Saw that says, oh, that seems interesting catcher looks over at him looks over at him a lob And he's off to the races and he's crawling off to the races Safe and fatic safe call. He starts running. He goes one hand to hand three hand four hand fifth hand Regains his balance to throw a spike though and he's safe Pitchers have trouble throwing the ball when they're not pitching the ball and he's in there. So it's it's cool and Then it was very embarrassing and then it was cool So birdie doesn't really know how to celebrate because yeah, you're scouting report on the lob was fantastic a plus scouting on the lob saw it happen knew it was gonna happen Great Checks on him. So now we're cool. Look how cool. He is, you know, and the lobs there and he's off And I think if he doesn't stumble is probably a pretty safe close play, but he stumbles. So now we're in embarrassing mode Now we're in oh my god The pitchers just gonna toss it to the catcher. This is embarrassing I'm embarrassed and then the pitcher spikes it and he's safe. So now we're back in this weird not really cool But not embarrassed either but kind of cool mode Wild ride wild ride fun result for the Marlins about five unfun results for the Mets Because I think every stolen base came with a mental or physical error by the Mets