 Oh y'all nigga taking this shit serious. Don't get too stressed, we ain't coming up. I know, I know, I know, I know, I know. Tell me when you ready. Hey man, y'all make sure y'all tune in and check out my first comedy special produced by me, wrote by me, directed by me, shot by me, I was just bullshitting. Yeah I was bullshitting. Alright, but look, I was on the side man, tell jokes or drop fries, you can check this shit coming out October 9th, you can stream it, all this coming on man. The pre-orders are already going crazy. Man, the pre-orders right now I'm at 12 copies total. Y'all keep fucking with me and supporting me with the 85's sound show man, all of them. What y'all think? You know why some, I don't listen to some rappers because they living too good. And it ain't like I'm on the hating shit, it's just like I don't want any shit. I'm not about to sit here and listen to you bitch about shit, like nice shit. I like fucking with Rick Ross though. Because Rick Ross rapping make you feel like it's his shit but it's like y'all shit. Like I feel like he rapping as a cousin, you're welcome to this shit, but it's mine. But like you can enjoy it like it's yours, but just know if you fucking with Maybach music like this your shit too. Do you get that from Rick Ross? Like he can make some normal shit sound extravagant. Yeah I feel like he the type of nigga who will like, like if you was around him enough he'll really make sure you had some of this shit at the crib too. Round down 85 with my beat low, oh my god damn that nigga smooth man. Why though? He must have been thinking about something. Hey Chad, get your ass out the shot looking bored man. You can't just be in there looking bored. He over there looking bored, we talking about good shit man. That nigga Chad will start now man. Man I'm tired of this Hollywood ass shit. I'm about to find me some new niggas that's hunger again. Chad ain't hungry no more. That nigga sitting over there playing chess on the phone man. Chad ain't hungry no more. I think Joe swear he sophisticated man. I think this nigga that sneak went back to college on the low. That nigga cat still hungry. Man cat still down. Everybody else got damn changed. I don't even know what Joe said no more. I thought Chad moved out like every time I hit that nigga up he in Cali. Man I had to look at my thread with Joey how many times he ain't text me back. I was like nigga you pay. I ain't one of your bitches nigga. I'm texting you about business nigga all these motherfucking blue dots. It's me talking to my fucking self. This shit saying deliver. Bro this nigga hate me so much. I'll text his phone. He text me back from his email. Who the fuck J.M.W.C. Don't send me the shit I asked Joe for. I don't know what the shit be coming from. I heard you bro. That's what he come back to me at. Then the shit late. I don't even remember. Two or three weeks late. Four episodes then came out. They made you stand and get the little clip where the bitches was laughing. He won't send that. The nigga ain't denied. He won't send me none of the shit I'm doing good. That nigga called me. He on that type of shit. You ever watched it from the preview? Nigga never put me in the preview. It just be D.C. foot up. What's up? Can't be D.C. foot up. Nigga trying to edit you out. Then I didn't brought these fine ass women up here. Get what he named never so the booty. Clever shit. He ain't asked me nothing. They all like what? That's what you think it is. Now you search my name on Google. Call those middle of Clay Niggas booty home. He ain't even put their name in the title. It's just me and Clay Niggas booty home. Man, you don't change that shit. Woulda did a million but nigga be like, listen to that shit. Ain't no telling what they talking about. I got two fine ass women over here. He put booty home. They didn't spell booty home wrong. It's an ancient booty home. He coulda said something uplifting for the queens or some shit. Everything. The episode three hours long he picked booty home. That's all you gotta say the shit one time. I'm just showing you how nigga changed up, man. This nigga done changed too. Took his dread out. Got his shit break like he a bad bitch. Who the fuck? What nigga you know take their dreads out mid dreads? And his shit was growing. Come on, man. After shit they had when they snatched they so in. That shit be dread like that. That shit be dread like that. That shit been three weeks ago. I still can't accept it. I don't know what the fuck going on. Is he going through a phase? I don't know. I don't know. I guess you just got tired of your goddamn scalp itching. You know what it was. You know what it was. That nigga got out the shower wet and smelt them dreads for real like nigga. I'm finna get this booty hold off my head. What kind of phase he made? What kind of phase he made? It hurt. And then he smelt the money. They all changing though. Like you said this is your cat. Cat? Cat still wearing long ass short pants. That is a swall in purple pants man. I ain't see that cut. You got the long ass short you ever seen. They can't be having no gotchas on like. The motherfuckers be over the guy. On the way I know they short cause it be wide it be room. The motherfuckers be over the guy. Man, it be, it be rude. You got a bad bitch out like that. How you shocked with a motherfucker like what you had? Give me the longest shorts you got. Y'all ain't got no jeans that remind you of shorts. Might be like Hank Hill that he must not have no shins. Look at that cat's shorts be like you hot bro. Or you cold. His shorts from the indecisive outlet. His favorite show called Mid Decisions. What long shorts? Like what you up on? The first time he did it. I don't forget nothing. He had on some high tops and them bitches look like, I thought he was about to snatch them bitches off like we about to hoop. Cat tell me you lying, man. He know I ain't lying. That's why he ain't stood up because it got so up on. That's why he just like go here, man. We just seen Chad came in the motherfucker with some cacos on, boy. Chad had cacos. He was a tight-eyed cacodini and the shirt took then. Like he had been stealing out the grocery stuff. I like, Chad you got a foo pooh, you know what I mean? Ha ha ha ha. So, Lose, you just sit back and take a milt or no. Might be watching these niggas. They don't think I be watching them. Ha ha ha. J.O.M. be back. They keep, he'll twist the knob then smell it. Like you be playing with some pussy. And twist that bitch and be like, on the low. He know when the camera cut away. What up, man? That's y'all, y'all sick. Quit y'all shit. Oh, now, what do you see this nigga right here, though? The nigga to here. And then you got the mini-sprinter. That's how serious he is about the camera, bro. Like, and then you got the sprinter, but it's a mini-sprinter. All camera equipment. I don't know if the nigga work for the news or what. Ha ha ha. He ain't got sliding doors on both sides. All kind of cord and shit. Hell no. Told you. That's what he be riding around listening to, to the incident. The camera equipment, it's sliding. He be riding up on the, y'all want to shoot something? Ain't nobody's trying to be a star today, huh? Because it's a little van, but it got the big van still with. What side of the wheel? Huh? What side of the wheel? Made him up about a 17. Then he really think he driving a big truck. He got the little knob on the tank. Well, you ought to see the nigga. He's like, hold on, let me run to my truck. Like, nigga, that is a van. That motherfucker yours though, ain't nothing. He ain't trying to drive the big rough like he a G with. He ain't going to leave here the other night and hit the town. And a little six-seller, and we're like, skrrt. All right, you going to tell your traffic? No. You had bought it just for the camera equipment, wasn't it? Hell yeah. I don't even know if he got another car. I just want to see him take his family out to even that bit. Like, had to take all the equipment out and then put the seats back in. Oh, they won't go. They got to. He ain't taking. The kid just be in the back, standing up, holding the wall like this. Ah, don't sit on that. Get off that car. Get laid in the front, just holding the seat belt. If he want to snap. What if he slam on the brakes? Everybody fucked up. Oh, he say you got to review the mirror. He do. I don't know what the fuck he going to see because there ain't no windows in that bitch. He can't see shit in the van. I hate for somebody to run up on the red like. Don't say that. Try to open that damn back door. I know he going to bust that there. Well, the good thing is it's two sliding doors on. It's one on both sides. So he can always get in that bitch. Oh, he good. He live in the actual. So it's a van van. It's a menace. It's like it was like if the sprinter had a baby and it had just started school, it'd be about like five or six years old sprinter. Not like the vehicle age, but like as an age as a person, this little vehicle, they could. I give them hell about it. I'm going to give them cute little time. They were about some 13. So when he first pulled up on the mean, he didn't know what he was. I thought he just had it for the weekend. I didn't know that was his shit. He just kept sitting and kept sitting. And then he'd be pulling up at clubs in that bitch. I was like, thank you. Always ready to shoot. He valet? He almost nobody drives. Oh. He was valet, but he got to park it himself. He had that bitch right in the front, but he got to park it. Right. You know how I knew shit was serious. Because if you look, you're like the sliding doors. You can't just use a regular key. He got like the little drink machine key you got to put in there. That kind of lock where you put the drink machine key in. So this nigga had to unscrew some shit off him. So it's one key that started. He ain't got two drink machine keys for the sliding glass, though. Oh, it's a different one on each side. The back door only unlocked if you unlock it with the button in the door. It's hard, though. He don't pimp that motherfucker up. Mr. Bishop, the engine in the back. You capped it, no. You had what I think I got, the engine in the back. Most of it is. That's enough about that. Look, this shit. I like it, though. It's reliable. And he getting money. Because you know why? He ain't got capacity. That's why he went in. You got to have room. That's OK, man. They can't even take all that shit. Just in life, you just got to have room. How you going to hate on a nigga if he got full hold or he got room for him? That's probably why I kept with him long and short. He got room. I don't know what he's trying to take with him. He going to fuck around and pull the camera out of his shit one day. He going to need it, because we going to record the nigga pulling up in that van. This is what y'all got, the behind the scenes. Ain't no scene of it. The life of the 85 South, man. When I had no scenes, it just wasn't cut. Like if we cut this shit up the scenes, then we could put this behind the scenes. You told him about it, everybody itself. Who? All right. He can be in there. He ain't who you think he is. Once we googled who he was, I saw how bad his people had it. Man, he might have come over here with the niggas, man. Why people ain't about to accept you? He knew it. He was like, you're right. So we just using racism type, man. We're trying to get, we're about to add two white people to the team. Just so they can, like when they call ahead, make them think we're white. Hey, if you're watching this, I need you to go watch Tale Jokes or Drop Prize. It's already out. Pre-orders went crazy. I'm at a total of 13 right now. You can check it out today, tomorrow, man. Just tune in. This is the generic one. But if there's not the generic one, it dropped October 9th. And if you ain't seen it yet, you are already late. Everybody at the 85 South Shore, I appreciate your countless, countless support. I'm talking about the fans. I'm talking about the fans that's been supporting me from the first time I ever sat in the 85 South Couch. Y'all always been asking, now why you keep going back? We don't fuck with you. But if y'all fuck with this special, I ain't gotta come back no more. I'll just talk the shit, man. I appreciate y'all, though. But swipe up the link in my bio. Wherever they put this shit, y'all come to my page and the link is in my bio. Take 14. This is now. 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I just want you to see what all the hype is about. You get what I'm saying? Trust me on this. Use the promo code. Get your first shipment for free. 85 South. I put that on everything. Times is hard out here. You live, man. Mm-hmm. So a little tip on this, like, it's so big over here. How do you fucking got time to run eight miles every morning? Who? No, Cokehead. He think on nobody, no. I've been around Cokehead before. Yeah. Who the fuck run that far for fun? Yeah, just because. Nigga, it's hot out here fucking mad. Motherfucker had a mask on doing this shit, so I might protect them from Coke. If you doing Cokehead. It's gonna die anyway. It's gonna die anyway. I don't know what a motherfucker gonna be in shape for. So what? Think about it. You be jogging. You say you started jogging, then you're 20. And you jog, we'll get to you 35, 36, 37, 38. Now you need knee surgery. You didn't run your goddamn knees out. Now you're gonna be sitting down, eating, and ain't working the shit out. And your body can't adjust to it. Now you in here with good ass bro. You're breathing good as fuck, but now you need two knees. Huh. Ain't that a bitch? Cause you wanna work out and shit. You know how most bodybuilders that? Massive heart attack. You know what a massive heart attack mean? Massive means a bigger, big heart attack. Now you can have a big heart attack, but a massive heart attack, let me know your whole shit stuff bro. Cause you wanna pick up heavy shit. I don't know why motherfuckers be in the gym picking up all this goddamn weight. You ain't gonna do shit with all this strength. One of the last time you seen a big strong motherfucker actually saved somebody or picked a car up from a baby or some shit. Not even on movies. I feel like it's being that tough. I did lift 600 pounds, oh, it's gonna help somebody then. Probably just want to walk around and show me muscles. Go do something. I'm just like everybody in here freeing this nigga out of mask on me. Like who the fuck he don't trust? Nah, he the most acceptable to that shit. Oh yeah. Say he be like this all day. You mean to tell me that don't even know how to turn the camera on? Oh, I was about to say. This the Los Iremilbo man. That nigga Thad on thin ice man. This the Los Iremilbo man. What? Bro they be wanting me to be on calls. And you know the type of shit I say. I'm supposed to be on a call with these folks. That's professional. A bunch of time. You know I'ma say some shit eventually. I don't like being on them Zoom calls and shit cause you know how you be on the Zoom call. You just have to create, you're making everybody on the same page. Yeah. And then that one motherfucker show up in the Zoom call and flex on everybody. He got a background like he hit the beach and shit. He in the backyard and shit. I know you got green screen bro. We sitting in our kitchens and shit. Oh man. I don't like that. I'ma find out how to work. Is it an app for that? We're a green screen? Like when motherfuckers be putting them backgrounds and shit up. Hell yeah. That's some shit on TikTok. I mean, I ain't on TikTok. I ain't never done that. But that's what they getting it on. I heard that that bitch was anti-American and some shit. I be watching them when people send them to me but I don't have my own account. I'm probably missing a lot of good shit. That mean you're... You on the? No. You don't on the fan? Not like you don't got an account but you like be watching the whole shit. I fuck around and I fuck around. Who your favorite? I just support and shit. Right. How he saying like they... Yeah, some girls I went to school with I just support them and shit. Like... How much you spending a month on the fan? How many subscriptions you gonna subscribe to? That's when I like, you know, we're having a little unimportant conversation. Nigga is gonna goddamn avoid the whole question. That I was a month. But why you can't just... Why you gotta subscribe? Why you can't just go see her naked and then just nip the fuck out? I guess she hit you with new shit every month. I can't... I couldn't subscribe. Cause this is, you know, it's a surprise that you subscribe. What if I subscribe and all like her nipples? Then I'm like, nope, I'm out of here. Not about to watch this shit. So just cause her nipples ever like, no. Brought and quit fucking with the girl cause I ain't like her nipples. She had big ass titties. Looked like my nipple on it. I like, what you did? You wasted all this titties for the little stupid head nipple. You ever told her about it? It wasn't for me to tell her cause I felt like she knew. I just don't like how women can quit fucking with you for any reason. But as soon as you don't fuck with them no more, you're a bad person. Sometimes they won't even tell you. But then you try not to tell them why you don't like them no more and then they don't take that shit right. I'm like, I'm trying to spare you. I'm not about to really tell you why I don't like you. Just leave. Ain't that fucked up? I was telling them. That they won't leave? I think I was talking to Cat. I was talking to one of my toes. Cat is the worst person to talk to about women. He always wants you to go back to the bitch, right? No, this girl told me so like, it caught me off guard. Like, you know, it was on the weekend. You ain't nothing there to shock me. Yeah, but okay, she was like, I just didn't expect this out of you even the ugly niggas cheat. I'm like, what the fuck? She played the fuck out of you. Yeah, I'm like, damn, bitch. That's how you be feeling there. She was dead ass shit. This the type of shit you had to deal with? I think she was just a little out of, you know, out of bounds with the conversation. I thought she was about to say she was out of leave. Like, why you fucking chickening at anything on your level? Who? I still be doing that shit. No, I feel like all of them on my level. Right. You know one thing that I'm gonna probably regret when I'm an old man is I ain't never like nobody who ain't already like me first. Like, you don't like me first, fuck you. I'm not going to find a motherfucker like that. That would turn me on by the female, she like me. I think I done did that shit about one or four times, but other than that, I ain't liking no fucking body. You got to like me first, so fuck you. That's just how I'm rolling. Start looking past, you gotta be a person now. I'm really at that age where I don't really give a fuck about the looks of them. I'm really, I care about how much money she get. Straight off the top. Right, cause there's something different about a chick who needs some money and a chick that'll give you some money. That's two different ball games. Like I said, you fucking with a grown-ass woman, she'll fuck around and buy you a truck for your birthday. You said some real shit, didn't you? I'm talking about the one you want, with all the extras. Fully loaded, motherfucker. Yeah, some room, all that shit. High suspension. Two jet skis on the back and shit like that. Good credit. Eight hundred, bunch of money. Big ass house. Yeah, sometimes what females ask for, you realize what kind of female you deal with. You ever went over a single woman house and she had some shit over there adjusting, you know, just to attract the nigga, you can tell me what's the shit that wasn't hers. Like you go over there and you pull in the garage. You're like, who old school is that? Nine. Really? For real? She got you, Lose. She got me. You don't talk to me at all. What? Man, that shit happens. That didn't happen before. It's different, ain't it? I'm gonna use it to please you. You ever bought a cheery car? Hell no. Lose, you know we don't two different guys that ever win, two different leagues. Let me forgive you, man. I don't pay more if you oil changes, nigga, but I ain't never bought my damn car. You ever bought a cheery car? Hell no, I don't bought a car wash or two. Not a damn car. Don't get it twisted, I went mine, but I just can't right now. What's the most expensive thing you ever bought a woman? The most expensive thing? Yeah, you heard me, nigga. You know how you don't think about the lack of the most expensive thing? I had to sit back and think. Oh, what a shit. I don't know, it gon' sound even though I ain't gon' say it. I'll say it, nigga, you don't say it works. Like you just don't say it, you don't say it no more. You can't stop. Do it, kid. Who is this nigga, bro? You got some David Mellon shirt on? You think you're a good person? Niggie, fuck you, bruh. I ain't been saying nigga and shit all the time. What, man? You don't look like this other bruh. This nigga need to contact him, bruh. You actin' different today from the fuck you're on there. I seen the nigga, I'm like, what's up, King? I'm like, he callin' and killin' me. I think he come with the shirt on, you wet as shit, man. Not now. What's the most expensive thing you ever bought a woman? It don't count like payin' rent for my baby mama and shit. No, cause you got to, cause the babies stay there. But I know you would just be payin' them in rent. Yeah, oh. Shit, probably a TV. Like this is, I don't talk about a 4K motherfucker. Don't laugh at my expensive gift, bruh. Cause I go take it back from the bitch. She's like, you gonna stay here and laugh at the nigga face. Cause she was happy, she was happy. I'm not laughin' at your gift. But no, like, no, look, she was like. I'm laughin' because of your gift. What your gift was. That's all I'm laughin' at. Bro, she wantin' to, she wantin' to just, like, you know all the apps and shit to watch all the shit. So I said, I gotcha. Surprised on Christian. I ain't even wrapped them up, motherfucker. Sometime you regret that shit. Yeah, she probably laid up with another nigga watchin' this shit, now. Bruh, that's the sick part. I know, I know she is. Cause I did, I pulled a big flex, bruh. I know one chick I was fuckin' when I had bought her the sex in the city, D.V. D.V. And the way she watch that shit, I know about three niggas in a scene. That whole series. She just put it on like this. And the fucked up part about the sex in the series, sex in the city series is, I don't give a fuck what kind of nigga you is. And if you watch two of them episodes, then you gotta see the rest of that goddamn show. And niggas, who doesn't sing any episodes of the sex in the city? You pick a favorite hoe and then you play that bitch out like Monopolis. Oh yeah. Every other speed. She looked it so fine on the show, the star, Sarah, what, Sarah just, what was that? I'm not about to say that, but... What I'm saying, like... Nah, I don't... She would came and tried them to me? She really ain't my type of white woman. No white woman, my type of white woman. Any white woman where you can see her bones? I'm not fuckin' with that. I'm not fuckin' with that. Who your favorite white woman? You and your lady can be at the house quarantined with a hoe sex week. You can hang her ass up in the kitchen and give her the business by the bananas. You can really be somebody. Lingerie is not expensive. They're sitting straight to your crib and have your girl walking around here looking like Scarlett. I don't even know if that's her name, but that's the name on the... They be looking like her tied up in the kitchen, hanging from the sex wing, then you bring this little joke out and bugle right quick. Oh my God. You can have all of these nice things delivered discreetly to your home and you go to adamantem.com and use promo code 85-self-show. Guess what? Whatever you pick out of this or whatever you pick, if you use the code the first time you use it, 50% off, little freaky ass. Adamantem.com. Hang your girl. I'll take this. Hang her up in the bathroom and then just turn the shower on. The steam gon' clean her body. That's promo code 85-self-show. And remember, the steam will clean her body. I'ma leave this with you right here just so you can think about it. I got a few favorite like movie white ladies. It's not like I want like my personal white lady. This a cold ass white lady. Scarlett Johansson. And you know who else a cold ass white lady? Jamie Lee Curtis. So you gotta be grown. Oh no. Jamie Lee Curtis. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Man, Jamie Lee Curtis then did everything for what Michael Myers asked to teach the Robies in the movie. Julia Robbins a cold ass white lady. I like her. Hell yeah. There's a few out there. The girl from the Hunger Game. I like her to nasty. I like shot her. Katniss Everdeen. I like shot her from say by the bell too. Oh. The one Zach was talking to. Damn, what's her name? Kelly Kapowski. Kelly Kapowski. Yeah, she was great. Patty Manage. She was black. I was dope. I was dope. She was bad. She was black though. She did not want to fuck with dope. You know who else is one of my favorite white ladies too? Who? The mama from Meryl Children. Oh yeah. Yeah. Katie Segar. Oh, that's a real name? Yeah. And the other mama. You know who else was dope? The mom from Home Improvement. I used to watch Home Improvement with Tim Allen. Darlene off Rosanne. She was my favorite one of Rosanne's kids. And she was incredible. Yeah. I like that. Right. They probably had a whole episode of Darlene bringing the black friend home. That shit just didn't end well. Probably. You know, Rosanne didn't have no black people on her for about 15 seasons. So they got him to dine on one? Yeah, and then the manager was black for a little bit. But then I think he stole some money. And Jackie was cool. Oh yeah. She couldn't keep no niggle for shit. Hell no. Who else hung up? I'm the bullet. I'm the bullet. I like her most. Cindy Crawford used to be a cold-ass white lady. But it's going to sound crazy. You know who broke my heart? Who? When I found out Ellen didn't like me. Ellen? Yeah. You ain't like Ellen. She just so cool. I was like, I can fuck you up. She is cool. I wanted to love Ellen. But then I found out she would mean that. Yeah, that's recently. I'm talking about before. I start fucking with her when I find out what she don't for with me. That was like in the early, late 80s, doing that. But I caught it. I caught it late. You ain't even get to enjoy none of the new Ellen. Yeah, I caught it. I caught it late. Just seeing her dance and shit. And that's the fucked up part, I think, Ellen. Not only does she not like me. And I feel like for some reason she especially don't like niggas. You know what I'm talking about? Not like black men. I think she only really like it. She like having a heart. She like did it, too. Yeah, she like did it because he got scared on her show. She's funny. With the clown. Right, yeah. But how you know how forward I know to show you a tongue-on? Yeah, yeah. I ain't say no Spanish when I'm talking about delay. Reguladas, white ladies. JLo played Selena. JLo was Selena. Man, I hate that fat fucking bitch who killed her, man. We all do. We all do. You know what, yeah, Selena is dope. You know who else I can't, who I don't fuck with, though. I'm no level. Who? Motherfucking NASDAQs, Dirty Ass, Tribal NASDAQs, Jennings and Forrest Gump. Oh. Jennings was the most low-down bitch I ever seen in my life. Oh, Jennings was low-down. No regret. No regard for nothing. Nothing. Didn't even tell Forrest about Lil' Forrest. That nigga would have left wherever he was and ran to Lil' Forrest had he known. Got Lil' Forrest thinking don't nobody love him. That Lil' White Boy who was in the sixth sense, he don't get none of his credit. He ain't been in shit since, though. You know who I feel bad for, though. Who? And I don't even know if I should, but it just kind of broke my heart to see them Lil' Babies grow up and then they just turn into some old ass ladies. Motherfucking Mary Kay to Ashley. Britney Spears broke my heart. Britney Spears look crazy as a motherfucker. God, she Lil' Hulk. Britney Spears look terrible, man. She look like. You saw when she cut her hair and all that? She look like we left over McDonald's breakfast now. Bruh. It just makes you sad, because you know some white boy had them pictures on his wall growing up. She raised a generation of white folk. Miley Cyrus got her shit together. That's who play Hannah Montana, though. Yeah. Shit, Macaulay Carter. The fuck is funny? He didn't even lost it. He grew up. These memories, childhood memories. Oh, Macaulay Carter, that motherfucker went crazy. Quick. Whatever happened to Liz and the boy? Oh, shoot. Ain't she married to us? That was Hillary, though? And she married to Trace Ellis Ross, son, brother. Trace Ellis Ross got a brother to do from ATL. He married one of them white girls. Didn't he marry Ashley Simpson or somebody? Oh, he did? Ashley Simpson. Jessica Simpson. Oh, that Jessica Simpson sister. She had them titties, but she don't take bastard shit. I used to watch her show. I didn't. She was married to the Nick. When she asked Nick LeShade, if that shit was a chick, if she asked him if tuna was chicken, if it said chicken out of the seat, I was through with her goof ass. We talked about Save by the Bell. Jesse was underrated. Jesse. She was on there. She got naked in that movie, and everybody looked at her differently. She was straight. I hate that Lisa Turtles ain't fine no more. Lisa Turtles, Nick. Her real name going through something. I fucked with Lisa Turtles, Nick. You know who I always thought was one of the coldest on TV, like when I was growing up, because she was around my age, right? Look at Ashley from Fred France. Oh, hey, Nick. That's a gift. And you know who else was fine as hell when I was growing up? Who? Tia and Tamara. Okay, only like one of them. You got to go with Tia. Yeah. Tamara had a little stronger face. I don't like the one who, what is everyone married to the white man? Who? Tamara? I don't know. I like the other one. Tia don't be on the scene, so they're probably Tamara with the white man. Whatever. I fucked with the other one. She was on Wildin' Up, my friend. Oh. Which are Kiki Pong. I love Kiki, but I can't love her like, I want to love her like, I want to be with her. She too young. I was like, because I knew her like, as a killer in the beat. So I couldn't love her like that. That's some real niche shit. She had to like me. Like I couldn't like pull her. Like she had to like me. Girl, watch out. Like you had to hit her in the water. I'm like, you fucking, girl, you ain't gonna, I'm not about to tell you no, Gigi. She like me and like that for real yet though. Really? You know what I'm saying? Like she's still really focused on work. She ain't really fucking on that nigga like that. Shit, right now everybody could focus on love and shit. Yeah. I don't want, I don't want no famous woman. I don't think though. Maybe. You can fuck with a chick that's famous. Like way more famous than you. Hell no. It wouldn't be on no jealousy type shit. It'd just be like, bitch sit down somewhere. Damn, bitch you can't be that damn busy. Yes she can though. But she really is, but that's just me like, damn I just want to chill with my old lady for a minute. You say, that's some bitch with that nigga shit the same. Man, fuck it. I can't believe you said that. Fuck it. Out of all the shit I've worked out through it. Cut that gon' make me cheat. Nigga, you gonna cheat on your famous girl. Bruh, she always working. You was a terrible man. I'm at the fucking house. Can you as a black man gonna really sit here and tell me you gonna cheat on something? No, I'm saying I'm gonna cheat on a family. I can't believe my ears, man. I'm not gonna cheat on her. I'm gonna cheat on the family. I'm gonna go get another family. You gonna go get love somewhere else. I just want to be loved and respect. Damn. You can't cheat on your famous chick, bruh. So if she famous like that, you can find the coldest regular bitch that you can fuck with. She still ain't gonna look fine once them damn TMZ cameras hit her. You gonna look like the most dis... like ungrateful nigga in America. She won't... If I do that, she won't be black. She won't be... Nah, because you gonna fuck around and create a monster. Say for instance, you fucking with like one of them famous singer and shit. Give me one. You find out that you... Like she find out you got a regular ass sand bitch. You broke her heart. She is embarrassed publicly in front of America. This next album gonna sell a hundred and twenty-two million copies and everybody gonna know that you didn't know that ass nigga that inspired these great... What singer you think it'll be that'll be fucking with you? I don't know. Because I don't... I don't know. I can't just give you some. I'm saying you can speak this shit into this. Bro, this hypothetical. Which one you like? Right now. Your favorite singer lately. But she ain't just singing though. Who? I'm fucking with Milado. Oh, you like big Milado. I get why. That bitch be talking that shit on the rap. I'm like, oh, damn. When she say a nigga getting her head in the home that'll be me. I ain't gonna lie to her. I ain't gonna have her down right now. It's cool they got damn chill. I ain't know you even talking about rap shit. You know I love on the rappers. The rapper lady. Cared daughter. That's you, ain't it? But she can use some fucking with. What's it mean? But you sing? I don't know, man. It's a nigga told me. What a nigga told you? Yeah, I was looking scared. Like, I don't know. What? I don't know. Like, she be throwing the shit at you, and Nick, man, I know you tween by a polity. I'm like, man. I said, I told the nigga, Lo's be bitch, like, Lo's can't be doing that shit like that. God damn it. I didn't even know. I don't know what the nigga's saying that I ain't seen but he clearly just was saying that cause he wanted to say that, because he had that on his heart. But I ain't get in the detail with the nigga. I just walked down to the front. But I'm just saying, whether she did or she didn't, that's still my favorite rapper. Right. Nigga stopped me at Home Depot. Man. I don't know what the fuck are you talking about? Right. So that's how you know to shit fake, because nigga's everywhere I already know. So nigga's doing everything they can to try to speak negativity around the situation. That's all that is. Nigga don't want to see that shit happen. They don't. They don't. But my nigga Marvin Gaye always give me that look like you're going to let a nigga. Like, you're going to let a nigga. Oh, yeah, he is. But don't. Matter of fact. Time ain't right. Why would I want to fuck with her in the code? I can't even catch up on all the shit I've been missing. I got way too the world to open back up. Like y'all going to do like real couple shit like? Nigga. I'm talking about going to Six Flags with our face on the t-shirt. Oh, I know. You ain't kicking that shit like that, nigga. Nigga, I can see it in your eyes, nigga. I'm talking about the motherfucking chain with the fucking names on it. Nah, just, oh, you know what's so dope? Both of y'all K and K. KK on that motherfucker. Tattoo, matching Timberlake, a dog. Nigga. She got a dog, but our dog. I just have to come through one day. That's the thing. And you hear y'all rap against each other. Because she's going to bang shit sweet. When your girl on that level, ain't no company, dog. I come over. I will stop through. When you coming in, we just going to jump out. I'll let you in the portion shit. So I can see her rap out? No, like, bro, this, come on. She do this. But it loads like you do. It's not for your fucking entertainment, bro. It's the same. What if I just, like, don't think you can outwrap my nigga. And she say something slick. You will have to go in. No, I wouldn't. Didn't go home and had to deal with this shit. You thought that I was just pulling up with it? You don't know how to vision. You don't know how to vision, like. Break it down for me. Because you should be putting in the vision. You still put me in a position like I wouldn't run this shit. You get what I'm saying? Like, I got to ask for permission or something type of shit. She in the vision, she fucking with me, fucking with me. Like, we together already. Ain't no goddamn, hey, babe, you think it's cool that my nigga get a picture? Like, you would pass that point. Like, you know her. Right. She might be so, like, she might not even talk to niggas when they come around. Mom, just, like, how are we going to come over your crib and then we really got this big ass house and it's just us. And we chillin'. What we going to keep going, that's to ask for. Just to show off. We private now. And I say there ain't no company. I told you I don't know where Joe live. You're not about to know where we stay. Hey, you my nigga. But so I pull up. You're not pulling. You're not pulling up. That's the thing. And it ain't personal. You just not about to be pulling up. I'm just saying, I don't know. I know what you just saying. You come over to the crib. Now we get to goddamn drinking this shit. And you too, now you know what I'm saying? You're in the driveway. And then neighbors calling them folks down there and they got four or five cars over there. They don't do it like this all the time. What's going on? Is everybody safe? Maybe she don't know how I lurk though. You don't even know that it feels to be. I'm living a different life. That's what I'm saying. We successful. What if she have friends over? That's fine. You got to keep in mind. I didn't move in her house. Oh. Right. So yeah, you just can't force over. It's not like I got full parental rights. I'm a stepdaddy. Like I'm running shit. But I'm not about to leave me. It's a line because we're waiting on our other house to get built. It's both ours. But in the meantime, level, but I can never go to a 10. So tell me this now, Lo. What if she hit you one day? Why don't you never invite your partners over? Then would you hit me and be like, ah, shit. No. What'd you say? Partners. Shit. I can't even get them partners over there. So you and her, what y'all lock in? I didn't do it. I mean, we're going to still talk shit on the phone and shit. But there ain't going to be no popping up coming through. Chilling it. We ain't doing none of that. I mean, we got enough room for all that. But that's not what we're about to tell us. Would y'all be looking into doing reality TV? Because people want to know the, like, what's going on? It's not about what people want to know. We're going to give y'all nothing. If it ain't, the best you're going to get is a three minute video. And I'm at the end of the video. So she done did the whole video of the DJs at the end. You're a cute little smirk. I'm not about to be all in the video. That real, man. I don't, bro. I'm not even going to do no joke about it. And especially in my comments, I ain't even no joke about my famous lady. It's all joke. Hey, man, why you don't never talk to me? I ain't no lie. I don't have it for you, but it slipped, like, hurt at the same time. Now you just got to understand, because if it was you. Because now I want that type of love that you got. I'm telling you, if it was you, I would totally understand. You get snatched up by one of these famous ass single ladies. Now you living over here, y'all just signed this $100 million deal. You think I'm just about to pull up the bullshit? I don't know what she didn't get you to do. I'm not sure you're not responsible for this $100 million deal, but you got $200,000, $300,000 worth of shit you could be doing around here. I just feel like me and Mulatto will still be in the closet shit. That's the problem. You're not. Stop thinking about it so hard, bro. Would you pull up on us? You probably had to ask if you could have a company that she had a gangsta do. Oh, no. That one will have our first little dispute. Not over me? I don't want to see you not be happy because I'm trying to come over there, bro. Nah, I'll just be on some shit like, what the fuck you saying my nigga can't pop up? First of all, you can't talk to her like that. You don't listen to her song? I already know she'll be done came to me like that, why I got to come back like that. Because now the problem ain't even about what y'all had a problem about. It's just how you fucking talking to her and being disrespectful. Something to think about. You don't want to get put out, not around this time. I don't think Mulatto might be a little bit too strong for me. Stand your lane. Yeah, I didn't stand my lane. You better be careful what you ask for because you are fucking around to get it. That's why you don't really see me on here asking for shit. I'm just trying to maintain. You're not. That was on my number one. I don't know who number two. See, that's so recent. That let me know that you really. So before her, it wasn't on number one. That's so recent. Who was number one? Who your old number one? Come on, single lady. It don't matter at this point. We ain't trying to pull. Well, Kiki Pomp, Kiki Pomp. I knew it was something. I felt like you was going to go back to Kiki Pomp. But you don't got range. You know who my old number one is? Tyra Banks. This is before she had the talk show though. That talk show really killed my whole crush. I ain't like her on Fresh Prince. You know when I liked her? When her titties were too big for her body. When she was skinny, like how I learned it. She looked like her iron was low. I like that one. I like the Jack y'all 227. Jack K. She fired today. TV women. TV women be believing in that impression, though. What? Hell yeah. You ever used to watch like, what was that show? We were up in town, The Parahood. Parahood? Zarya. Oh, what? Zarya. Zarya, what's so damn fun? Zarya needs to be in the Hall of Fame. That's what I'm saying. These are women I had to watch grow up to be fun. But even though I watched it, I didn't never have no crush on Moesha. What? I just never felt her style. It wasn't her style that ain't like. I just felt like she was a little too mean. And I said that way back in the day, and now people watching Moesha on Netflix and they seeing how mean and selfless she was. Couldn't fuck with Moesha. I think I was just an easy to plead child because anybody who was a star, I liked that. Like right on top. Like it didn't take much. Nah. We was talking about the white women earlier. We left her motherfucking legend off. Nigga Topanga. Boy meets world. She had the lips. She had the lips. Three days before it spread off. Trying to catch Topanga. Trying to catch Topanga. And the first couple. You know that place over here. And that's the crazy part. When the show first came on for like the first four or five seasons, she was weird. He didn't like Topanga. Then when they came back, he was on Topanga. It was Topanga was weird. And Minkus was weird. His little partner Minkus was the nerd. Hey, what's that show when they used to be on the step? White family. He was like, are you bros, or was it him? Ain't no reason why you don't know. You're on the Esma Week. How your memory been? Now I could have shown them really shit. But it made me proud. They was on some steps. What were they doing? Now I'm going to have to Google that shit. White show with Minkus on steps. You know what I'm talking about, bro? I don't know. Like the white man, he was, matter of fact, somebody daddy who was a singer. You know what I'm talking about? Alan Thicke, that show. I don't know what show that was. Growing Pains, that's it, man. Oh, OK. They was on those steps. You remember them? Yeah. You took it back. You took it all the way back. Oh, shit. That's a new 85-star hitter. No, she made that. Oh, shit. That's some new murder. How about that, motherfucker? She ain't gone bad shit. How much 85-star show murder you got? I got a lot. Damn, well, I'm on the back, Nick. I don't know how much it is. I don't look at all like real much. I'm just trying to make sure you have a straight look goof at me. I might take that hoodie right there, but I think it's bigger than it actually looks. I got a couple of them. My girl be want to wear them. Shit, some shit. You got girls. Are you the daughter? Yeah, my girl. You said it like you had a bunch of motherfucking women. I got about three kids, man. What? I ain't playing, love. What is going on? What you trying to do? You going to try to catch those boots? I don't manage it, like. But when you start making all these kids. When they were like with the stimulus, like each child, you get an extra five hundred. I said, boy, it's cool. I was going to run this shit to fuck up. Bruh, you really out here getting motherfucking paid with your five hundred? I was about to say that. I still got two. They got a damn baby going to cost you at least 75,000 dollars a year. And my oldest daughter, she ten now. Like she getting in that state low. Where it's like when she hit me, she want some serious shit. Like it ain't no like checking on dad no more. It's like that money. Yeah. Run that check, nigga. Let me ask you this. Aren't you a parent though? How much you think it costs to raise a black child from birth to 18? If like putting a price tag on? Yeah. Not your child, like you. How much you think was spent on your life between zero and 18? Come on. Oh, me? Yeah. All together. Mama, mama, mama. I spent 11,000. 11,000. I ain't see that shit. Hey, everybody laughing. But that shit great. The number ain't high. It's not like a thing. You might be about right. From zero to 18, about 11. And every time I ask you as it feel like you getting on it. God damn, you ain't got no money. It's a fucking feel, true. Like what the fuck? You want me to be the only man in the school? Make your way all goddamn week for that little fucking five dollar. I got to turn my money in. Every $10, you turn it in. Five dollars deposit. And five dollars for your leave. You got two months to come up with five goddamn dollars. That last day, you got to wake your mama up from school. Can't get that five dollar. Shit. Why my purse that? Please hurry up to the bus outside. I'm going to miss the bus. And what's so crazy? You asked them the night before. Get it in the morning. Like you told me to wake you up. Get it in the goddamn morning. The reason why I said 11,000. I spent five years staying with my grandma. Boy, it might be sick. No, your grandma ain't spent my life. Grandma ain't spent shit. Nigga, one years old, he ain't neck bone, nigga. Nigga ain't no ain't no baby fool, nigga. Your granddad to pick you up. He all right. He all right. Nigga, a car seat, nigga. You and that truck just sliding back and forth in that motherfucker. You ever had your baby in the goddamn car seat? And you turn and then you look back. You ain't got damn baby. Oh, you know. Nigga got to wait til you get it real late. I ain't not sit up. He ain't that big fucked up. Man, you feel like a little terrible parent when that happens. Man, I remember the first time I let my daughter ride in the front seat. Boy, you a thing. Her mama seen me letting her smoke a cigarette. You just a fucking, like, what kind of nigga are you? I mean, just this guy went to the public. She hit me with the whole kind of nigga. Yeah. She on the phone all day. Girl, the nigga pulled up. And she just in the front seat. I don't got to play like I don't hit a shit. Like, bitch, what are you going to tell her? All right, damn. Yeah, my big mama. And I'm going to pick my son up. She has some kind of stuff to do with it. I don't want to keep a fuck out of you. Take that bullshit off me. I think we left barefoot that day. I went and bought my son. Hey, you can ask her all that shit for real. Anytime I ever seen my son, I'm taking them. I'm throwing them bitches all right then. Little boys know what I'm saying. Not to me. Nah, they ain't supposed to. They ain't supposed to. Because little boys got shit to do. They need their feet covered up. They got to look plain and dirty. You can't run in the motherfucking cell. Hell, no. They got basketball game start. And they got there with cookouts. You know what happened? Because I was abused as a child. Had to wear them fucking sandals. And that little metal part of the stabulate in the foot. My little side foot meat still tender from the fucking round. With your Easter outfit? No, nigga, all summer. Oh, shit. Sandals. Goddamn, sandals off. I never wear another sandal. They got a lotion in feet? What? You ain't put no damn lotion on. Damn, bitch, I am tired of wearing the sandals. There's some other shit you had to do as a black kid. Don't nobody even remember the word. Comb your head. That's a whole, see how quiet the room got? Comb your head. That was a, that's a task, nigga. Some niggas didn't even have comb your head, on your way out the door. You walk past your mom. Uh-uh, get in there and comb your head. And as a man, as a boy, that's confusing. Okay. Hey, what's up? What's going on? Is there something preventing you from finding your true happiness in life? Would you like to speak to a professional who may be able to help you? Better help will assess your needs and match you with your own licensed professional therapist. 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All of them sold dope. We had a good life in the beginning. It was money in the family. It trickled down. Shit didn't get rough to the middle. Like, you ain't even know how to bounce back from this shit at first, huh? Nah, it wasn't even that. I was so, because we bawled so hard, I didn't even realize we was moving on to another level. Talking about stupid shit. We used to open Cripple Breads for 30, 40 minutes an hour. And they was living like that. Niggas get tired of opening the gift store? Open song later on. Big flick. Dishonored it. The commune was down to it. But the streets were doing real well. There were million gifts under that tree. Never understood why we just didn't go get some property and leave the hood, because I guess it was just too much money. Niggas don't want to leave their property. Yeah, I mean, even if we, even when we lived in the hood, I think we still had the nicest spot in the hood. Flow model TV? In every room. It's always been a standard in my house. I had one in my room, too. I had a room. A room? Yeah. Big, big Magna Box and Quastar and shit like that. You know what the fuck you talking about? Yeah. Talking about the old school flow model with the knob in the front of that bitch. 98th goddamn channel. You could only go forward, though. You couldn't really go back. I got one in my dad's bag. And remember when you turned the TV, that bitch used to make a goddamn noise like a dog would close up like, clump, clump, clump. Every time you hit a channel. Come on, man. I've been doing this shit since like 86, 87. Yeah, we're in the cable from the middle room to my room. So I been in that cable. You been in that cable? Been in the room. I remember when cable was 13 channel. Man, you could have been on my sweet 16 or some shit. I'm telling you, I used to flex so hard in the project. And I used to have two birthday cakes every year. Every year. Because I used to have 40, 50 niggas at the party. I got pictures to prove out this year. I got one birthday picture. I don't understand until this day. I'm wearing a whole short set. My cousin sitting right beside me with a goddamn sweater on. There's another nigga behind me with a jacket on. I don't know what the temperature was. My arms are out though. I've been telling niggas on y'all. My childhood was fucking amazing. I had a robot and all type of shit. I keep bringing that up because I know niggas didn't. So it looks like you probably were disneyed for this life. I don't know. I probably already lived this life before. I don't know. Yeah, it's just really coming to who to tie up. I'm still stuck on that cable. Trying to tie up a few loose ends. Until you said it, I literally thought my family had invented that. I didn't know other people was here. Movie night was in my room. I had a, not only did I have to flow my TV breath, I had a VCR. When a VCR was a luxury. I don't believe that shit. You know, like when the family used to come to the crib and watch the movie, we were all be in my room, didn't you? Yeah, no VCR. I had two beds since I was born. This ain't even a flex, though. I didn't know that they might have thought that I was having a little brother, but I had, like, I had, I was sleeping in this bed one night, sleeping in this one, like back and forth. Until my little brother was born, and then he ain't sleeping in the bed so I didn't care if my shit gone. I always had two beds. You never think about putting them together? They weren't them kind of beds. These were separate, individual beds. Like, two full beds. I'm thinking they bunk beds split up. Mm-mm. Bunk beds came later when my little brother was born. I was a bottom-bottom type nigga, but he was little. He was a little little nigga, so I had to go up to the top because he kept falling off the top. Yeah, he couldn't handle that. Yeah. But he would never wake up. He just fall and stay asleep. We ain't know if he had feelings or anything. Y'all, this is all true shit. I don't know why he got me talking about my family, but... He's just an interesting insight to have, though. Nigga probably wouldn't ever thought that about you. I know. Nigga, the VCR? I did. I did. The one that rewind and fast forward real fast. You know how you have to let the thing down and then that bitch have some buttons right here and the button right here? One of them. Tell me. Did you have a tape collection? What? Like a VHS collection. Nigga, I was probably one of the first niggas in Mississippi to have some actual bootleg movies sent up from New York. I didn't even talk about real-life bootlegs, nigga. The whole state of Mississippi? Yeah, nigga, I had the whole season of Death Comedy Jam before that they was even selling the season. I'm gonna find some of them old tapes that'd be like, that shit would be like six hours of Death Comedy Jam, then all the movies. Juice and all, Strap and all that shit. Juice and your top five? I don't know. I don't know. It's hard for me to pick because black movies have a special, I got on a scene there and worn on down there. I'm got no top five for nothing. You really hot, you don't know it. No, bro, so hot. I see how deep you think. Your eyes look so hot. Like, they just gave you the VCR in your room like we had to ask. They wasn't the family VCR. This was separate. Man, I was set up in the living room and then I had the other two there. So like, y'all had VCR in each room. All right, we gotta keep in mind, it's the 80s, one of the two TV's in the whole house. It's the family TV in the living room. It's the flow model, right? VCR in there, in my room. Flow model, VCR, the real good movies, everybody wants it. Living like that. With cable, man. Because you didn't have to leave like your damn room. I really, I rarely did. And what I did is I owned some snacks. Just back when Snacks was good for you. Like, I grew up on them. So this in the 80s? Early 80s. So, nigga, you had a bachelor pad in the early 80s. How does this all happen in the projects, nigga? Nigga, it's niggas when living like that in the suburbs. I know. That's why I can't relate to a lot of these niggas. I ain't just saying it, but like, it's sound good what you telling me. But if you were to rap that shit. Bro, it ain't, I, it's- But I'm just saying, having a flow model TV and a VCR, nigga rapping like that in the 80s. I'm talking about this back when they know people were working every day and couldn't have that type of shit. True story, man, but this ain't even about me. You know what I ain't even said yet, man. Welcome back to the 85th Sound Show. He was talking good shit right there. You didn't know? Niggas was quiet, they was all interested in my life. I didn't even know we had a start-up, though. Nah, we just really talking shit. I thought we were just talking shit till Mario showed up, but I guess his nigga got caught up doing something better. J-Win, you may just be earlier this morning than you. You lying. When he heard you talking about the VCR- He lying, bro. Man, how you do it? What you press? You ain't lying. See? He making it right now? Stop making that cute ass shit, bro. Put a stupid ass sound in there so I know it's real. I'm talking about a dumb ass sound. Some shit you would never use in a beat. He always wanna make this good shit. They be like, man, you need to do something with that. Nah, it make me start over, make me some dumb ass shit, bro. I'm talking about some motherfucking roosters and some chickens and cowbells and some straight, ignorant ass shit. And I want the tempo to be off by half a pitch. So like even when the shit on beat is slightly off beat. Like there's no beat to be on, basically. See, that's still kind of normal. That's still, that's too normal. You scared. You scared, you see how the nigga's scared to be creative, man? That ain't the same J-Win. Nah, bro. J-Win with the dreads, the nigga with the dreads. Man, he would've been cooked that shit off, man. Telling you, bro. Throw me some of the chips, man. It's chip time in this band. The Doritos left. Y'all niggas don't get enough of coming to the trap eating up all the Doritos. Bro, what kind of chips you eat? Nah, I'm straight, I told y'all. That's why I'm losing so much weight. I don't eat after nothing. Man, what the fuck do you mean losing so much weight? You been the same size the whole time? No, since the last episode, I done dropped 15. You a lie. I thought you was about to audition for the band's single movie. Nah, them folks say I hadn't lost too much weight. They couldn't give me this shit. They want it. I ain't gonna tell you, because... What? I'm a nigga thought. I'm a nigga askin' did I want to do the Mike Tyson move? I was like, man, let Jamie Foxx do that shit. Oh. Kaja knew I knew the 12th and the star back up. I'm like, why I'm going on the road with 85 or so? Fuck that Jamie Foxx. When the star back up? When you tell me. I just like to, I like to be ready. I ain't trying to, what if I'm shooting the movie? Y'all start the tour and I'm like, I just don't want to leave. That depends they got damn movie? Nah, fuck that. I ain't like the country right there were comin' at me with. Who you talkin' about? I can't tell niggas what's gonna happen in the movie and all that shit. That ain't me. You talkin' nigga tell niggas what happened? Shit, like, if you ask me like, who all in it? I'ma tell you. I just feel like they were trying to control my life and shit with the country. Hey man, you almost there. That's some video game shit now that he put it in there. I like that. You gonna rap on the shit, though? Mmm, not if it's too ragged, but. He don't make that shit funky no more, though. He be scared, man. You know, he, he was crossing the street and a car slammed on the brakes, I'm tryin' to help him build it back. Booboo gonna set up a little bit. You ain't tellin' me that, though, man. He don't like to talk about it. I know what he's afraid of, though. He, he, he makin' some retarded shit. He give you what you ask for. You gotta be able to request this every now and then. This is the people on his toes. I didn't know what's fucked up. It's the nigga only got eight toes. I don't know, I don't know. I just know that his, the front of his shoes be loose. I figured he didn't have all his toes. J-O-N could hoop, too, though. You think? When you gonna be doin' all this hooping, then? When he was on tour. I feel like you be, you can hoop, too, but you can't do no jump shots. You just shoot flat with it. Nah. I thought I was straight talkin', like, them niggas more in shape than me. Like, them niggas runnin'. Yeah. Yeah. Just before I lost all the weight. Before I lost all the weight. Like, them niggas in better shape. But them niggas runnin' full court. All the way? Chats, I'm like, man, go play D-Ling. Get the fuck out of my way. I tell J-O-N, I ain't no motherfuckin' athlete. And the niggas shoot, they shoot. Man, J-O got damn, whack, whack, whack. He was like, hey fellas, pull it in. You know what I learned about basketball late on in life? What? I ain't never really loved it like that. Oh, yeah. Then when I got on the court, you know, I ain't a tall nigga, and I looked up at how tall the rim was, and I just thought they was lying. I was like, ain't nobody clowning I had rim, man. Man. That can't be regulation. Bro, I just knew I was gonna grow up and be able to dunk one day. No, what? Don't listen to me? No, all right. Basketball, man. So Los, when you were 10 and 11, you just felt like you weren't gonna be tall. Every nigga had a dream. I knew them. You knew at 10 you weren't gonna be tall. Mm-hmm. I went to school when the other girl already had her grown one in 10. I was like. Well, how old were y'all, though? Yeah, 10, 11. That can't shake your confidence. Mm-hmm. I had NBA, I mean, I had the NBA Live on Nintendo 64. I was making my, I was creating my play. I was making me 6'3. You know why they started putting them on them games? For niggas like us who were never gone? I always had a competitive mind state, though I always went to a sorry team and made them better. Like who? Like your business or some shit? Yeah, at the time, I would never go to Houston because at the time when I was gonna start playing, they had Charles Barkley on there, Clyde Drecker. They had a good-ass team. I wouldn't play with Chicago. This shit ain't loud in your ear, is it? I'm high, bro. These motherfuckers is delicious. Turn me down for a minute, then. I'm sorry, man. I got high on you, bro. I've been in here before you got here. Don't be looking at my shit like that, bro. It's a buck. You want some? I don't eat after nine, dawg. What you ate before that? If you must know, I had a grilled chicken with some light sprinkle salt on some spinach. Light sprinkle salt with lemon on some spinach. On the chicken sandwich? No, it wasn't a chicken sandwich. It was just a grilled chicken. So I'm staying away from bread, fried foods, soda, and alcohol. You drink alcohol? Not during this journey. I didn't ever say you drink, man. It had started when I did a couple of SBA loans. I started living like a boss. And I'm going to eat lobster tails for breakfast. Lobster tail and grits. They got you an SBA loan? Gave me. You don't know the fuck you talking to a lobster. Man, what the fuck you be doing in daytime when you get SBA loans and shit? We got a whole company, man. We applied. They was like, y'all straight. I haven't even said that's a $1,200. Really? I'm glad I was just tempt really over here. That shit would have fucked me up. When the shit went down, bro, little pandemic shit. So I ignorant this shit didn't? Man, I had them fucking kids. That king drum might go. You saw they king drum went. The king might go. I had already multiplied my money by the dates. How you down these show dates? If you want me to be real with you. Mm, I do. I ain't saying you obligated to give me something on it. Nigga, if the SBA folks told y'all, y'all straight shit, what can I think? Why the fuck I'm scaring me? When I could come to the home team. Boy, you don't appreciate nothing. I'm the one who told them to give you that part. You didn't really look. They didn't believe in you at first, all that look. I want some credit. Guilty motherfuckers speak, you see that? Yeah, because every time I talk. Because I ain't saying nobody named you, you see that, bro? I talk to either one of them. They put it on the other nigga. When I talked to Chad, he was like, yeah, I had to let Cat and Joe know, man, you got talent. Talk to Cat, yeah, man. Chad, don't be seeing what you bring to the table for the guy. Nigga, Joe be like, stay at it. We got you. Man, fuck no. Don't worry about what they're saying. I got you. This is what Joe told me first, I do the editing. I got you. Look, Chad called me and was like, man, what you think about now? I'm like, what the fuck, what is going on? Yeah, it ain't cool, but man, I think we can get Tracy Morgan to do it. I'm like, what? This one, I realized none of them fucked with me when Ryan started calling me. He was like, yeah, so they're going to tell, I'm going to tell you what I mean. I'm like, man, hey, I'm just going to call Chad. I'm like, Chad, man, who the fuck is this Ryan guy? Yeah, that's going to be your POC. I said, who the fuck is a POC? That was the point of contact. So now I got to call Ryan when I do this and do that. I was like, man, these niggas ain't fucking with me no more for real. Bruh. I feel like these niggas, that's why I made sure I was on time, made sure I ain't saying nothing rude to nobody. I'm like, these niggas waiting for me to make a mistake. Bruh. I came to hell last week. I did about three episodes. Chad ain't coming none of them. I'm like, what the fuck going on? And that guy was looking at me, I'm like, something missing. What the fuck Joe had? They were going on. I don't know what the fuck they was at, but they wasn't going together. I ain't seen them niggas together in about three years. Are they trying to replace you? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I heard they've been working with Country Wayne on the low. Everybody ain't lying, bruh. Yeah. That fucked up, though, though. Everybody keep calling me, hey, we rebranding, we rebranding. Same shit wild as now, dude. Next thing I know you're going to hell, hey man, we can kind of go in another direction. What would you say if those niggas came to you like that? I don't want to fight. Y'all see me? Everybody, everybody. Every, I'm going to scrap everybody. I'm starting with the nigga in the van. Who you think the ring leader of all this shit? Joe? You see how he just talked to me like I ain't shit. I know you seen him. So you think Joe went to Chad first? Who you went to first? He got Chad scared. He grabbed Chad by his collar. He messed his shirt up. He ain't choking, he just messed his shirt up. And you know Joe a little taller, so he pulled him up a little bit. Scared shit at Chad. Mm-hmm. That fucked up. Like because I'm a pitcher and I can see that shit happen. Right, that's why I'm through fucking with him because I don't know how much of this shit he'll pack up if he get mad. He the only one with enough room to take a lot of shit. To take all the shit, yeah. Joe leave all, they're going to take it. That little screen, that laptop, he out there. He got a little car. This nigga could probably take the same bag. Right, this is probably his shit. He probably worked for the Falcons or something. He could put the couch in there more fucking than all. Jamaican dude going to run out the back. Red dream, red dream. Can't take the couch. They don't play about the couch. Young Joe wiped the book on it. Over there. On the couch? Over there. Oh, you wasn't here, he ain't no. Oh, look at Joe, now you want to talk. I asked him if he was saying the footage. He looked at me like, what footage? I was like, never mind. So clearly if he ain't seen it, guess what? He ain't been working on it. So that might come out, it might not. What you think getting to Joe like, you think it's the... It's personal. Sometimes I know I done recorded about 20 episodes and ain't never going to see. Sometimes he be sitting there editing and be like, no, this nigga too good. Fuck that, fuck that. Okay, tell me this, do you think he insecure? He feel like you going to get to a level one? You be like, I don't need Joe. He want to control my career. He's like, he only can do what I put him out to do. So if I want to put out booty hole episode, that's what the fuck I do. Ain't nobody came to see you, Otis. I got the final cut. Look on my motherfucking screen. Final cut pro. You don't even know how to open the fucking app. So he don't get you back to back great episode. He don't hit me back. He don't hit me and let me know what. He be like, what's what you think? And he don't give a fuck about my creative and everything. Then Chad do. Chad would call me and be like, what's what you think? Be too late though. It's just a smokescreen. It's a smokescreen. Because Chad wants to go back and chill. Right, because Chad, he know what he's doing. They been talking about shit all day. Yeah, I just talked to a lot of guys one day. I'm like, bro, where you at? I'm at the office. Nigga, we got an office where our office at. I hit you right back. I called in one day, everybody was at the town. I'm like, bro, where y'all at? We over here handling some 85 self show business. What about me? Oh, I'm gonna catch you up. Catch me up. So, so, so long as you started as an owner and now downgraded to an employee. They like to call me a partner. Cause I done seen a lot of shit. I ain't never seen this shit type of shit going on. Now you think I approve this? I ain't want to speak on this shit. I ain't want to be on this shit. You ever seen me in a tie-dye man? That's, that's seen Joe-ish. That's Chad. No, then he got a little peach at the top. That's seen Joe-ish. What kind of, what was marketing to? Trying to bring the money in, Lofi. When you gonna L-C fly in this? Now Chico got some Jordans that match this bitch. Perfectly. Chico swear at that motherfucker. It won't even look tie-dye no more. It might not even wear this shirt. He might make your head bad after this bitch. It's just shit to be beautiful. So this is a part of the rebranding thing? That's the shit Chad came up with. Now he feel guilty. Now he want, now he want us to fix the shit. Bro, what y'all think? Nick, nope. Have niggas hit you up by the tie-dye shirt? Niggas acting like they ain't seen that. Hey man, when y'all get some more of the motherfuckers, the hoodies. You seen the tie-dye shit? Yeah. For them, I need a three-axe in that hoodie, man. I just know this sofa gon' change color soon. The nigga tried to take time out. You know, Delta, they sellin' some seats. We should just get some amplifying and to buy some old Delta seats. What cat be sayin' about all this? Cat in a star bag drinkin'. When he not over there in the booth recording audio, that nigga drink. Straight out the bottle. Yeah. Do he have it in his jeep? I know he drinkin' hard. Cause he don't even drink out glass, but all the bottles will be plastic. Oh, yeah. Know that shit. That ol' $7 shit you buy at the pharmacy. Like, what kind of drunk is he? Like, he a quiet, reserved drunk? Or he, he, oh, shit. They start off talking low next day and he low in mind, thank you, man. Thank you, man. Thank you, man. Oh, I call him ol' $10 drunk. So him and Joe don't, or him and Joe or him and Chad wouldn't get into it? I ain't never seen cat and Joe sad by sad. Cause you know, they used to work together and the cats still work over there, so he cool with them, so. So Joe feels some type of way, like, that fuckin' nigga ain't gonna quit. Like, that what he want to say. Do Joe ever wonder why they got fired and cat did? Ain't that they got fired. The thing is, they thought they was gonna get fired so they quit comin'. And then, they got fired. Then once they, once you're on no call, no show, ain't nothing you can do. All right, look, one of the most important things that you have to have as a man is the smell good because she gonna smell you before she see you and usually that could be a good thing or it's gonna be a horrible thing. 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They got his other personal computer up there. It's too real, now you wanna cut it. When have you ever known the nigga to cut anything? Cause if anything, that motherfucking the commercial should've been cut. But you was like... Yeah, when you did the mental health commercial and the motherfucker put me on that, you wanna cut that, cut that. If the nigga stole that laptop, his ass ain't gonna not record. Hey now, that's fucked up how they did Joe laptop, doesn't it? No, fuck that laptop. Nah, they ain't have to take Joe laptop. Man, they can call the sheriff and everything. That's how he got put out his apartment. Cause once they wrote his name down, they called it in. Found out that nigga had 37 parking tickets cause he had left his car and left it parked in the handicapped spot. So this story did get worse. Man, I know all about these niggas, man. This is an 85 South Shore exposed. Tell you about all these low life things. I was trying to see what you saving this shit to when they tried to out brand this shit and you just gonna come out with all the information like I got cases on all you niggas. Nah, I tried to contact everybody but it's so hard to get everybody in one group cause they all were one shit. Joe be wearing a scarf and glasses like Whitney Houston when he not here. He don't wrap the shit around in here and be like talk to my people. When he drive off all fast and he look BMW. He be going fast, but he don't be going nowhere. He just be loud. Vroom. Speed bump breaks. Vroom. It sound kind of like that. So how Chad? Chad? Man, Chad be acting like, you never remember like on the dead prison when the nigga robbed the bank and opened the church at him. He got his life right with the Lord, turned back vegetarian. So why he saying you got a cut then? Good man. So this shit bigger than you, you can't even control if they cut it or not. I don't got no say so in the edit. They think shit funny. See sometimes they upload shit six o'clock in the morning. Then when they don't upload, you be seeing how my two of them on Friday. Bitch, where is the show? Hey man, fuck you. Man, y'all nigga tripped. I don't know what to tell them. I called Joe. Photon. You don't pick up. This guy down low. I called Kat. Kat what's up man, talk to Joe. Yeah, I just got a phone with her. Call Ryan. Yo Lose, I'm gonna hit you right back. I'm on the phone with Joe. Then the people on the tour, I be so fed up they be like, Hey man, what the fuck, where's the show? And I be like, Joe. And now I be trying to find this Twitter. Shit won't even come up. Nigga got you blocked? I know he got a Twitter. I seen a picture of him on vacation. I just know this episode never getting aired man. Nigga got me blocked bro. This just gonna be for Joe personal viewing. They don't even know how many niggas they got mad at me right now. Cause they said right hand recorded great episode. I'm ready with that about 20 episodes when we first started recording. I'm talking about this nigga don't speak to me right now. Cause you think I'm just, just saying fuck him and didn't put the show up. He tweet about it every week. They laughing cause they know I'm dead and fucked there. It is like six niggas that's legit mad at me cause they episode never came out. Ain't got shit to do with me. This shit big to be on 85 South man. And Joe fucking niggas career is over. Cause the nigga don't win it's all, all hood. They waiting on me to just tell him bro the shit coming out Friday. They got some shit that they trying to do all week leading up to the frat. Nigga had an old photo shoot. Now clean, now clean they page up. Took all the custom videos now. They didn't know this, they chained. Is it Joe don't give a fuck? It's definitely that. Oh, okay. It's definitely that. Then they got episode so I don't even remember when we did the shit. I think I brother shit, but he done hit the shit so well from me. I think that the shit just, just he made it. Bro when we did a show and rolled out of me. Tell me love. I don't know how many live show we did. Did he really, did that hard drive really fuck up their mobile show or did he? The nigga told me the other day. Cause you turned that bitch out and I feel like. That's what it was. That nigga told me the other day that he had some audio that was fucked up and he needed me to record it over on my phone. I was like nigga the shit on my phone don't sound like the shit on your computer. It was a setup. That's how I know he just be cutting my shit out. He on edit the show, you know what I'm saying? He be edit. He want me to go so far. That's why I brought in that. Yeah. He probably sitting over like, bro this is some great shit. Not knowing that he ain't never gonna see this shit. Like he getting the angle right and all for nothing. Nigga this is my one. Yeah. That camera ain't even, that camera ain't even on. Do you see Joe back camera? What he doing? He looking at the shit he gonna edit. That nigga is looking at another computer. Did you just hear Chad? Y'all, the shit is boring in here. He can't even be in the studio when we record the show. That nigga got right up and said, I wonder if Joe gonna edit that out. Cause he know the people in the comments gonna be like, bro, who sleeping in that dick? Cause I just don't like that fake shit. I came in, everybody didn't say what's up. I ain't gonna say no name. That has no niggas ears, man. They don't know you no more. They felt like you had a change cause you had a comedy special. To him was actually mad cause he was like, I got a whole van full of shit and he ain't need me to do nothing. I didn't know about the van. Every time I called Chad trying to get advice he throw me off on another nigga. I used to call that nigga one, two rings. Yo, what's up, bro? Now, four or five days. Just to hit me back to tell me he need to call me back. But, but loads of he acting like that. Why when I hit you and ask you what I do, you tell me, oh, hit Chad, he good with that. I ain't busy enough. But why you send me to Chad and you know he ain't answering for you? Cause the shit that you asking me, he only told me half of it. You gotta ask him about the other half. You see how he try to make yourself like expendable so we can't get rid of him. He only telling you half of the shit. So I gotta find out the other half and come and give you that shit. Them niggas, them niggas sneaky, they work together. And what they don't know with a cat record, everything. He got footage, he got enough footage to bury all of us. TMZ don't need but a nine second loop. He be calling me, threatening me. He be sounding like it's work, but he be threatening. Yeah, loads of them separating your files now. Think I don't know what he's saying. Why you think DC and them don't come that much? They be like, I'm telling you, there's something going on. But you, like you trying to look past the shit, but. You mean, you think everybody busy than me or did I choose to not be busy? That makes sense. Then it put the chip in me, cause every type. I could have easily been out in the world doing a show. You see how many people, I got a demand. I'm somebody, but I'm showing, I'm trying to show them a better way. And they like, yeah, just keep him talking. That goddamn show. That's why I keep making J.O. N. play music so they don't get no clean audio on me saying anything. You on or something? If you think this is for advertising in my protection. Somebody said, post the green tie that shirt if you need help. Like what, what they got on you? I don't know. But you don't want to risk it. I don't want to risk it. Cause we did too many live shows, too much footage of me rolling large amounts of marijuana. I don't know what audio they can sync up with that. And this nigga J.O. so far with that editing. Look how he did my commercial. He could, he could outtake the weed and put pounds of hair on it. The nigga had edited it. He edited one video. If my car was when I first got it, the next time he cut to the bitch, I had rims then he gonna cut back to it. I was like, bro, you think I ain't catch that? So I'm gonna ask you, who run the 85 South Show page? Cause they do a lot of not 85 South Shows type shit. Could be Chico, could be DC. Could be J.O.N. I don't know who it is. They be on a lot of porn shit. Like in a bunch of hoes. Nah, I'm gonna tell you what, I'm gonna tell you who wrote it. I'm gonna tell you what, I'm gonna tell you what it is. You ain't got too much to lose. I'm gonna tell you what it is. I don't know, I don't know the exact, I don't know the exact person. All I know is they paid it. Whoever run that page will like your old hoe pages right after they like your new hoe pages. So now these hoes is mad. Cause now it's on the explore page. Right. They need to slow down with this shit. I wasn't even mad at first cause first it started off with just the bad bitch. Then it turned into little women, strippers, fitness models, and look, all types of weird old shit. I seen one where Kat had like the bitch bitch and she had a hundred face tattoos and she was picking up some dumb bills, what up, what's up. Like we don't like that Kat. We don't. So Kat liked it from his personal page? From the 85 something? He got his personal page linked to it. Oh my God. They got a group chat with the 85 South Shore page. I tried to look at the message and it said you are not allowed to, it's private. Wow. It'll change the password on you. It's just certain shit I can't see. All I see is J-O-N leaving a bunch of laughing faces. Yeah, I lost this shit, ain't gonna never make it. He's gonna change, man. I don't waste it my night. That nigga never put this shit out. It ain't coming out. Shit, you know, a nigga would like to be where I'm found in the kitchen. Hey man, I think if you promote your comedy special that you got coming out here, at least cut that clip out. He won't, but new dude might. If this ever get out. It ain't gonna be coming out. Fuck with me. Like I can't even promote it seriously. Give it a shot, it might be worth it. Take a deep breath, sit up. Show him you're serious. Look at J-O, how you directing in the bathroom? It making it look like you're rolling the blunt, huh? That is cocaine. Look, look at that. Just half fucking junkie. I told that, you see how niggas don't give a fuck about what I said, what I tell that nigga when he was over there making the beat. Make the shit strange, this normal. He don't went back to the, either way, man. Lost trip. I don't run shit around. But no, I seen J-O get that nigga a motion. It was kind of like, it was cat. Cat to ring leader, all sounds go through cat. J-O did this. The brother right here. That thing, I know that motherfucker started. That shit on beat like a motherfucker ain't it? That is not what I ever asked for. Do you think J-O will grab anybody's dress or some shit? You know what, I really heard J-O's really aggressive when we're not around. And he kind of got all them scared of him. Cause he throw temper tantrums. And he ain't really like physically bound. He just slam the door all the time. They be like, what the fuck y'all scared of J-O for? Now, I think what it is, that nigga J-O, he love his ardent crowd so much, he take it out on him. And you know what else? He think he French too. So he think yelling and screaming and throwing lattes around is really doing something. He love to try to spill some coffee and yell at something. It's why he be by himself all the time. Man, none of you saying all this nigga might not even be good in basketball. Those niggas probably will let him do that shit. He not, I peep this game. All the nigga can do is lay up real good. He can thing roll good as fuck. Hey man, anybody really, you see how he get defensive? Anybody ask you shit? Everybody really ask you shit. Now he can talk to you. Yeah. But when you text the nigga nine times straight, he don't hear that. Nah, he don't want to talk about it. Oh, I got a new phone every week. Fuck you keep buying new phones. Do we got something against you like? But no, no, it gotta be two sides. I saw what it was. What you do to him? I don't believe the basketball shit. Cause all the, every time they go play, everybody come back and like, man, they motherfucking Joe, motherfucking Joe. And then when I saw how mad Steve Harvey got when he brought up Joe basketball, should have seen the haters, Steve Harvey face. Steve hate this nigga game. Steve was like, oh, pretty Joe. Good ball playing motherfucker. Like Steve Harvey said that, you know, he is usually used discretion and try to make sure they ain't nobody record. Right. He didn't give a damn. Nah. And he was calling him shit that did nobody ever call Joe like, yeah, sweet Joe. When the fuck they start calling him sweet Joe. You ever heard somebody say that? And they were talking about Joe? Yeah. Look at that. Look, that nigga damn sure will call him sweet Joe. Steve Joe, look, sweet Joe. Pretty motherfucker. And then we on the app, he like, yeah, Joe got a little game on. Anybody said shit about no basketball. Yeah, Joe got a little game. Like that shit. Snatched that ball. What did he say? He was 27. Like niggas is 27 is out there running the court. That's how you know an old nigga serious one. When he named a nigga, you ain't never heard of. Lee Roy Wells. He said like, that's supposed to stop everything you think. Phillip Lewis, six foot seven, 228 pounds used to jump out the gym. But that's really what the beef go back to. Joe wants me to give his basketball career more respect. I'm like, nigga, you play the ITT tech. I don't give a fuck about these old niggas that you used to hoop on, man. But Steve said to make a whole name, bro. Joseph, that's how he knew him. Oh, oh, he don't know. He knew Joe couldn't say shit. First of all, he hated me called Joseph. So that was the nerve. He was being petty. Right. So you put me on a gang. I ain't keep all that. So he was being, nigga, if you call him Joseph, then they ain't gonna look up. So he joke. I don't know why he chose that alcoholic ass name. Joseph sounds way more professional. He don't like to be called Joseph, first of all. And then Steve knew Joe couldn't say shit because he worked for him. You think he gonna be loud? Because you see how he got all rowdy with me like, well, fuck that. Loads, we can go now. He really wanted to say, Steve, it don't matter if you fucking 20, 70, 60, 70, I bust your ass right now. So Joe Slick wanted to fight with me. It was a Wednesday night. They don't get paid on Wednesdays. I had the type of nigga who always wanted that don't nobody want to play. Like rugby? Nah, y'all niggas want it, man. What's up? Maybe he be doing this shit. Man, we got enough people to play some softball. We ain't no, boy, shit, man. Wait a minute. You niggas go? Nah, I ain't no player. Oh, yeah. That's what I'm saying. But, Loads, this shit coming down to you, like you don't take, they trying to bond with you though. Every time I tell them niggas I don't want to play softball, my episode don't come out. You don't even see how they be tricking and manipulating people, do you? You see when I told you Primochio got them comedy specials? They be like, come on, come on. Oh, wow. Look at Chae, he got his hand on his hip. Wow. Oh, shit, that was number one. See, that's why I ain't here. Man, fuck it. I did better than I expected on the pre-orders. I don't like how you trying to keep the shit a secret. You in with them? I done asked you three fuckers out. Fuck no! You made me be cool with these niggas. I asked you three fucking times what's that name of a special? I been fucking with you for the longest. You told me these niggas were cool. I started giving these niggas a chance. Now you ain't fucking with them. What you want me to do, just cut it off, Frank. I got to smooth the shit away. I done asked you three fucking times what's the name of the special? Man, tell jokes or drop frowns. Where is it available? Damn, they made me want some frowns. So you said they're out like, ooh. That's what I want niggas to think like, man. This nigga, man. You coming out with your own frown? Yeah, well, I'm trying to re- Let's talk to a nigga. I'm rebranding some shit right now or either. So like, we doing some shit or either, like, we in the talks. Like, I break the news on the show right now. So we in some talks right now, like, they feel like they trying to go, they trying to follow these Black Lives Matter movement. Black Lives Matter. Niggas, they told you. How the fuck you knew? So it don't be... Come on, bro. This is one of the biggest shows. They want to advertise with me. Yeah, so it's Black Lives Matter. Y'all make sure y'all support or either. And we collaborating with Heinz. Oh, some ketchup. With the ketchup. What a Halloween. So leave that Dale Monty or all that dumb shit alone. Come on out. Especially Hunts. Especially that she with no salt in it. Oh, my God. That shit is for the birds. Where is it going to be available at? Man, right now I'm doing, after talking to, you know, I'm doing direct to consumer first. You have to see who fucking with me. Then later on, I'm alone. I don't know what's the point about that. That's funny. That's fucking funny. That's hilarious. Because I'm trying to go directly to the consumer. Yeah. Nigga, he ain't going to never get this shit. That's what he's basically saying. And that shit going to blow up. And when you get the money, don't. I don't want you to get intact, like beat a nigga, and get a bunch of money. And then make a nigga have to ask you for it. So when you get it, go ahead and bring me up with a little change, you know, to looking out when you in heaven. I'm keeping up with having episodes you've been on. Because, you know what, nigga, that's already in my, like, credits. Like, the most consistent guest on 85 episodes. Yeah, I already been telling you that. Nigga ain't been on here more than me. And I know it's worth it for you. Well, wait, nigga's like, be a nut. Nigga's ain't been on here more than me. When you first came on this bitch, you had one baby. Then when you got the other baby, I was like, nigga, way too much pussy, man. And it blew up. I'm on here, and I still got my same amount of kids. Man, I just been, I've been like, very, like, say this the line, bro. Sometimes I'd be like, man, nut, oh, nah, nah, you get back. She not me. Sometimes I just leave, right till I be back. Ah, I touched it. I told that motherfucker. I just get caught on that motherfucking moment. I know. I'll listen to that Chris Brown young thug, that go crazy motherfucker. Hey man, stop, stop, I don't, I don't, I can't think about you getting no pussy. Hey, man, had my fucking leg up. Shit is weird, man. Had my fucking leg up with my 85 South Hat to the back. Cause you built like, cause you already built like Ted, that teddy bear of that movie. Which one? Where the fuck did teddy bear go? No, teddy bear. Ted. Now need more fucking back on your side. Let me impress Los. Let me show him I could Google this shit. Nah, they ain't know I was just my owner. They ain't know. You still getting fired. That shit ain't gonna save your job, man. Who stole my cameras? Nah, they just didn't know that I was so up. When I leave tonight, they gonna be like, I could do it. Make sure you get you one of these tie-dye shirts for you, man. Ah, long. Let me get a coat, though. I ain't trying to be picky and shit, man. I'll take it. You get what we give you. Nah, I definitely, I need you to, and this, though. Nah, like, we got them, but we ain't been getting a lot of promo on them, and we gotta get them in the hands of some influence. I need to buy one, get one freedom, but fuck. I think we just gonna keep them in house for staff. You gotta shoot them bitches out like that, a basketball. Who the fuck we gonna get to wear this shit, man? Man, just ride down, down, down, try and get back, get back. Get back to the community. Man, look at the sleeves, man. 85. That's a vibe, Bart. We changing the name, the name, so it didn't look peach making so feminine. Get that motherfucker away from me. That little peach making so feminine, like you're supposed to say 85. Who gonna do the commercial for us? Big Freedia. Okay, baby, we gonna do something. We about to listen to some music on 85, baby. I didn't come to play with you, who? Big in the box, big in the box, big in the box, big in the box, big in the box, big in the box, big in the box, big in the box, big in the box, big in the box, big in the big in the box. So long, you can honestly say you never put that shirt on. I don't have one. J-O ain't have you? He ain't want one. That nigga wear pink du-rag. He saw that and he was like, I ain't fucking with you. Los, you remember when he left with pink du-rag at your house? Bruh, that nigga almost got me put out my shit. Bruh, you should have seen how mad she was. What nigga? Wear a motherfucking pink du-rag. And then I'm sounding stupid, cause the nigga told me to call him J-O-N and not John, and I'm like, it's J-O-N. So what bitch named J-O-N? I was like, I wouldn't say all that. The nigga is different. And then that shit stayed at the house for the longest, I kept trying to get it to him. And he wasn't even sweating, he was like, nah, look, it's just cool. I got another one. I was like, man, you got another one? He got a three pack of them. Bruh, when I finally gave that motherfucking two of my three of them in his face, like, huh, nigga, I'm trying to... You were just set, then. Man, I'm tired of trying to get his shit to this thing. I'm already... That's how it happened though, man. Look at Chad. Look, he got some where to be. Oh, he definitely look... I caught his head in. He definitely was looking at his apple white. He trying to yawn again. Come on, stay there. Bruh. I'm just gonna keep it real with you, Lord. That nigga better not hit my line by the shit. What you need him for? You got your own comments, man. But Lord, he play man. He play man, so he ain't hit me up. And what's a good player to run against cover three? I'm just gonna hang up in his fucking face. Don't ask me shit, dawg. Just tell them they do what you been doing, dawg. Fucked up while they can't, probably mad with me. He ain't recording none of my audio. It ain't gonna be you. Ain't no telling where they gonna spread that out, is it? Bruh, that ain't even fucking with this shit. I ain't even know what the shit he got to this point. I called Joe about two weeks ago. I'm like, Bruh, what the shit? I put it out on the fucking wall too, hung up. Cause I ain't know whether you were gonna shoot an episode or not or not, cause I hit niggas up. They were like, man, Lord's doing some big shit and hang up. They know it. You doing some black X on it. They try and see how they tried to get DC mad with me. They didn't brought his homebub. They were like, yeah, y'all gonna do it. No fuck we ain't. We'll wait. They tried to start that shit. What happened? Yeah, they had brought DC homeboy. And they was like, yeah, y'all just do the episode. And DC was like, no. I was like, Bruh, I didn't know. And they knew. Try to set me up. That's over with my head. See, get kind of quiet again. See, I quiet again. Now they ain't really do that. I just didn't know that nigga was here. Like, we ain't know he wasn't here. Hey man, get this whole fucker away from me. Man, I'm just fucking with you. If anybody in here took anything that's wrong, fuck you, get the fuck out, leave. You all fired. That's the thing though, we did all this shit together. Can't nobody get fired. Shut up, cat. Cat of dessert. Yeah, cause we gonna get the shit started. This nigga gonna move, man. This nigga owe us six months of restitution, man. Soon as that nigga left, the quality went down. Couldn't hear a shit when that nigga left. I'm on watching this show on a hundred. Soon as I turned to YouTube, I got to run up at the fucking house and tell you. Blast. Soon the cat came back. I was like, nigga, just hate you, dick. Let me hear this shit on Bluetooth. So he don't teach them niggas everything, so they could, okay. He won't teach them nigga how to plug up shit. From the outside looking in, who you think fuck with me the most out of them? I hate to tell you. None of them. Not even J.O.N.Win. He hate when you come. He was like, man, nigga, you can't rap. I'm literally wasting music on this. So that was the word on the street here. He wasn't gonna tell you, but I'll tell you. What? Look at how much J.O.N.Win don't like this shit. He won't even wear it. He wear the old shit. That's the one we ain't even had no money. That's a mock up. We never even really made them. Look at the eight, look at the five on it. That bit of glue it on. Look, he checking. No, it ain't, that's the real one. So that's like the retro. That won't work for a lot of money on eBay. I don't even have one. I think he stole that from me. I got all of them, bro. I knew you was in on it. No, I'm sorry, nigga. But before you told them niggas to start paying me, that's how they paid me. I bet you ain't got no real one. I ain't got no real one. You ain't got no real one? Don't nobody got no real one. Los ATLAS, man. Who got a red hoodie? Duh, it's just J.O.N.Win. I bet you, what a bitch, J.O.N.Win. I ain't seen it, a bitch so cold. Man, I appreciate you telling me about it. I had a red one that was so cold with the 85 South on the back. It was red? It was only had one. It was in the first batch. I got a 85 South show hoodie somewhere with 85 South on the back. I think I put it on them myself, but, damn. I got some 85 South show socks. I gotta be like the only one with them cause I remember my stove from everybody. Only thing is them bitches come up to hat and they sag it a little bit. They look like stockings if you a nigga. Do that nigga a cat guy or something? You would never know. Yeah. I was saying with the socks and you know the shorts. Like, would you know how they come up? He may or he may not. I don't know. I've never seen this socks before. How you knew he had them on top of you? Cause they kept hitting the top of the shirt and the bottom of the shorts. They kept getting calls on the bottom. He kept stepping on the shorts. When you're thawed. Hey man, we gotta get the fuck out of here, man. This is man Carlos Miller. We in this bitch with my nigga, man. Nav Green, 85 South show, we out these dicks. I need one more bag of chips. Hell yeah. Hey man, we running low on the ring. He just told the truth. Ain't none of these niggas gonna call me all this week. Take 14, this is Nav Green. I got my comedy special coming out. Tell jokes or drop fries. I appreciate your countless support. This is my first comedy special, man. It mean a lot to me if y'all just watch it. It's on, man. Just for you watching it right now, it's 999. Anybody else is 999 as well. Y'all keep on supporting. We trying to make this number one. Right now we at 398. We got a long way to go, but it's possible. With your support. Swipe up, link in bio right now. Tell jokes or drop fries. Cause it was kind of political, wasn't it? I'm Nav Green and I approve this message. So he edit that just like that, man.