 Hello, time for another adventure in Mordor! Oops, that was messy. So, who's saying? I've decided that now is a pretty good time to expand my horizons and start working on another zone. Mmm, Ghost Tower. Lovely. And now it's time to the forge. Awesome, faster. Is this my inheritance? Maybe it is, maybe it is. I suppose we'll find out soon enough. Right, now I can fast travel. And when I die I will be resurrected at the nearest unlocked forge tower. That's quite useful, quite nice. Advanced time in the world by highlighting an unlocked forge tower and pressing Z, advancing time will resolve power struggles, repopulate herbs and change the time of day. Why would I ever do that? I would like to resolve power struggles all by myself. All by my lonesome. So, we've got a few new quests, a few new power struggles, confrontations. So I say time to go and find Misami Tildin, and then time and, well, time to kill someone, really. New captain, perhaps. Let's see. Is it real? Am I missing something? Right, maybe it's on the ground. Let's see. Seems like there could be something to go on the ground. Fine, now release your slaves. Right. Nice and clean. It's far too stubborn to work for the Uruk. Well, I don't think they're going to give him much of an option. Can't get up here. Uruk's Hollow. Before Sauron's return, Uruk's Hollow was a seasonal market town known to the Abcasts as the Slabs. That has become a slave camp, where Sauron's army gathers captured men to be processed before being transported to work-sized, true-doubt Mordor. Only a stronghold survived their incarceration in the Hollow, and those that died become meat for their alak-saur-bones or the Mordor rats that share their cages. Despite the grave hardships of life in the Hollow, the prisoners have not lost all hope as stories have begun circulating of a vengeful spirit who strikes terror into their oppressors and helps the Outcasts to escape the hell that Mordor has become. Huh, that sounds familiar. So I was going to kill some Orcs, or am I just going to... ...poor in the entire city? Yeah, fine. I will kill your... ...troublemaker. Special rewards, I love those. Kill all gang followers first. Fleshburner. Does he have any weaknesses that I know of? Fleshburner. Nope, he's not one of the... ...one of the captains that I know of. Who's there? Right. No, I think I can... I'm very certain... I will be able to sneak... ...in some way. A little bit of damage now and then. Maybe I won't. Maybe... Thanks for that. I appreciate it. Right. Well, that didn't go up. I thought that it might. Oh boy. Is that the second captain? Okay, that might actually be more than I can handle. That is very, very unpleasant. I see why people might need... ...to study up on weaknesses first... ...before, you know, doing what I did... ...and getting into a stronghold entirely unprepared. Hey, that won't stop me. Actually, it might. Might be the end. This is a form of ballet, actually... ...in case you did not... ...so that's what the blowing up was. Right. He regenerates. So that's nice. Remember that. Perhaps I can use his arrows against his men... ...which I'll find now. Seems like it. Yeah. That works. He'll actually do my job for me. If I manage to actually, you know... ...avoid being blown up by him. Right. Come on. Shoot. Now's a good time to shoot, might. Well, that was the end of that. Orcs have a concept of time off. That's not good. I think I'll hold off. Sorry, you were saying... So Feller isn't pleasant. Let's go and take another art fact while I contemplate... ...my fate... ...as now utterly failed superhero to be. Oh, there are no superheroes in Mordor. Just good men and bad orcs. Well, I can see that happening. I'm going to deal with your intelligent camp right now. You're not an orc. Here you are, mate. Huh. Simple and clean enough. Let's see this art fact. Oh, Blade. Right. Númenorians carry the great many things with them... ...in their great Diaspora. Their journey was long and perilous... ...and not all who undertook it lived to see their new homes. They carried with them what they could. Beyond their physical possessions, the tools and the trinkets... ...they also carried with them their shared dreams for a better life. Their land was consumed, but they would live on. And their relics are spread throughout Middle-Earth. Lord it over us. Don't they just? Sauron's right. We can live without pain, without growing old. And you want to go to war to make that happen? I want the king to listen to good ideas. Well, he should have nothing to do with Sauron. Fighting with the elves is not a bad idea. It's the worst idea imaginable. I agree. That woman was really foolish to bind to Sauron's promises. It's what it's like people never learn. Elven's witness, lovely. Nothing else. You're an ugly orc. I don't like you. Let's see. I like it just the way it is. Useful? Huh. Right. He came at me rather straightforwardly. That seems like a narcissistic orc concept. Honestly... I'm not sure this is going to be... much of a problem for me. It doesn't seem to be all that powerful. Oh, he's trying to run away, is he? I'm going to interrogate him now. The captain means that he can be found nearby. Right. I think I want to know more about this fellow. He murdered me after all. He can be killed instantly using stealth finishers, conventioned by explosions. Vulnerable to combat attacks and finishers. He is unpleasant. Oh, I see why my combat attack... I mean, my finisher, my execution, did no damage to him. He was invulnerable to it. That's logical, since he's an archer. Yeah, very, very unpleasant. Delicious. Plus, two health shots and a kill. Are you a sweep with the one? Okay. You're very far away. I don't care about you yet. Let's do this mission and... sign off. Ah, Elveret Guiltoniel. He was singing to him when the ambush came. It was the last mistake his enemies ever made. Legend of the bow, Oscar. Another challenge mission then. Disarm of the bow. With headshots, eh? And please stand still. Thank you. Do I have a time limit? Oh, no. I don't. Fire at me now, please, gentlemen. I'm all out of arrows. It really isn't that great. Maybe I'll get... Actually, there are some in the tent, I don't know. I don't know. Ah, bloody hell. Ouch. That is actually slightly... quite more unpleasant than I thought it would be. Hey, is that the captain? You just showed up, you bastard. In the middle of something. Jesus. I need to kill... one more... I did it. I did it! What do I do now? Oh, I should kill all the archers, of course. So, really, I didn't actually need to kill them all. With headshots. I just needed to kill them all. I only needed 10 headshots. Not good information. Right. I got a bit more health left. And hey, I did it. Lovely. Now let's get back to killing the captain, shall we? Yes, yes, I already... Oh, allow a burst of unlimited health, short focus and far arrow. That's actually also very, very useful. That was another captain. I'm just killing them left and right, aren't I? Huh. Honestly, I killed that guy. And I didn't even know it. That was a lot less epic than I hoped it would be. I was imagining... fairly battles of death and... No, no, you don't. Leave me alone. I don't want to die. Time to run away. Time to run away, away, away. Away and to be so very happy and... Yes, what was it? Gay? Yes, I do believe so. Now, I'm not in the territory I want to be at all. Hey, I killed someone. Bare as bones, level 12. Good. Right, so let's just go and unlock another territory. Because, you know, why not? Not going to fight those unlucky fellas. The good thing, I learned to do headshots. Well, I didn't actually learn it, but I certainly improved in headshotting my enemies with a spirit bow. The bad thing, I... Well, I kind of killed my arch nemesis by mistake. That was easy. Too many friendly, lovely doggies, pets. Wonder if I can keep one. There was a way, wasn't there? Wasn't there? Oops. Well, honestly, I thought that this would end him. And it did. You know, killing orcs is kind of like stealing candy from a baby's mouth. Which is to say that most of the time is very easy, but sometimes it gets unknowingly difficult and loud and a lot of cursing goes around and no one is happy for a very long time. But not all the time? No, not all the time, not at all. Time to reinforce. Well, not that we're done with that. I would say that today I made some nice progress. I like it. Thank you for watching and me and GhostBuddy are going to see you next time.