 Most corporate dudes over at Discord are smoking something strong. Something out of this damn world. And they just probably rolled up a Cuban cigar and dipped that shit in pine saw. They really think, I'm about to pay $10 for Discord Nitro? If I could summarize Discord Nitro, it'd be like going into a restaurant, right? And then telling the waiter, Hey, a waiter, bring me the most cheapest thing you have and the most expensive thing you have. And then he comes out with two glasses of water. One is free, the other $7,000. And you ask him, hey, what's the difference between these two glasses of water? How come this one costs so much damn money? Now, what you expect them to say is something like, oh, that's actually God's piss. Or, you know, that water's been imported from another planet thousands of light years away in outer space. And that's why it costs so much. But he says, well, if you look closely, this glass of water has two ice cubes and this one has three. Looking over the perks of Discord Nitro, I'd say they're only like three perks that actually stand out. And by the way, I said stand out, not good. They just stand out more than the other mediocre perks. It's the emojis, the bigger uploads and the server boost, right? Now, nothing else really seems worthwhile. Like, you think people, like, you think people are going to care about your animated avatar or your custom number tag? You really think people are going to be like, oh my God, bro. That animated profile pic you got is amazing. No, it makes you look like a loser. It makes you look foolish. Hey, I just spent $10 to get this picture removed anytime someone hovers over my account. For the two seconds of the day, someone on Discord actually gives a shit to look at someone's profile. Same with the damn Discord support badge. No one cares. No, no one cares. No, actually, when I take it back, I care. I actually do care. Because anytime I see someone with a custom profile or Discord badge, I add them to a list. A list of niggas' wallets I need to collect, because you obviously don't know how to handle your money properly. So why don't I take it off your hands? But what about the ones that actually stand out? All right, let me be quick. More emojis. You know what? That's actually not too bad. But I don't like the way that they advertise it. They got these two people interacting with each other like, oh my God, nice emoji. And it's just like cute little dog. And another person's like, thanks, I made it. And he has his own cute little cat emoji. Discord, are you being serious? You being serious right now? Look me in the eyes. Look at me and tell me. These are the types of emojis people are going to be making for Discord. No, no, no, they're not. Maybe a couple of you are still confused to the types of people that lurk on Discord. So let me paint you a picture of the types of emojis we'll be seeing next episode. And here we go. Do you get it? Do you get it yet? Bigger uploads. Amazing. Wow. The Discord degenerates always needed more file space to upload their channel for. Lastly, the server boost. Probably the best part of Discord Nitro. If you're a simp-ass nigga, you know, a memberless icon next to your name, a shiny profile badge that changes over time and exclusive role in that server. This is specifically made for those streamer worshiping gremlins that go into their late grandpa's inheritance money for the whole family to cover the funeral and help with the bills. They go into that bank account and just drop the whole thing on a streamer to hear their name come out of a female's mouth for like 12 seconds. Thank you so much to Simp Master 69 for the $7 million donation. If that's you, this is for you, bro. You get to show off how much of a lapdog you are to your queen. Now, now, obviously this, this doesn't pertain to any of my Discord server boosters. Yeah, y'all keep doing what y'all doing, bro. I think the problem with Discord Nitro isn't that it's bad. It's just that Discord as an application is already really good. So, so, you know, it's pretty hard for them to give you a premium version of Discord that's noticeably better. You know, if, if I ever got Discord Nitro, it wouldn't be because of the silly little perks. It'll be because I like Discord as a free platform and want to support them. Well, you know, which is probably the reason of Discord Nitro, but ten whole dollars for this garbage? No, three dollars, maybe, all right? Five dollars? Yeah. Ten dollars? No, no. No, no, no, no. Now I'm not going to be able to afford my Spotify premium. Yeah, my Spotify premium. Hello? Is this thing on? Hello? Hello? So, there's a full collaboration video of this video over at Ibs's channel. It was actually his whole idea. So, now go ahead and check the video out over there. But other than that, you know, do the usual. The subscribing, the liking. Give me Twitter and Instagram cloud.