 The three idiots we've taken on countless raids and countless dragon ball games But none have been as crazy as the one raid we've done against ourselves today That we've upgraded our clones into their mark two versions making them ten times stronger and ten times faster And I you know ten times more handsome as well, you know, I've heard something about mirrors breaking around anyway fellas I'm sick because I know I don't leave out watching this and he's like we Bro, it's week because we paid him bro ready We paid him bro honestly, I'm relaxed. I got a t-shirt on how strong could these mark two versions be other than the fact that we've Already seen he's imparted nothing about marks, bro These guys are leveled up. Oh and instead of the orange ugly ball, bro This is what I meant by ten times more handsome. They just went Machia. Oh, look at him All right, I happen to be getting jumped response. My response is I'm already fighting Alright never mind I think me You guys are having some struggles up there and again I'm not transforming until the imposter transforms cuz I ain't no loser, bro Firstly, he's gonna have to he's not to prove these don't run top. Don't run. Oh my god, bro Get that'll get you man. I'm trying bro. It's it's hard to get a man's what he don't want you back man God is stamina would you say be meet your combination early in the episode the greatest super in the game Oh my god, that's how you know who the real one is No, I don't but I know you're gonna put your fat forehead in this Hey, hey, bro if you ever want if you ever want to help somebody that's gonna be thankful I'm right over here. I could use it also wait, bro I got it. I got to do this in my video to comments Who's dying first not me you guys have some time to guess I'll tell you right now The odds went down right now. I put instant transmission on just for this combo Never mind. I just play it to transmission into an ass meeting Give me that arm I'm gonna keep lashing for you, bro. I can do some help. This is probably one of my favorite ultimate I can use some help. Hey, don't die to say don't die the same was gonna die first I don't want to that's that's why I asked for help. I currently want to see him die now. No, I don't do that Don't do me like that, bro. That's like a dude was being a little sis Me are fine. You'll fight me. Oh your ball help help. I try to get there in time I tried that tag was so problematic. God damn. Leave me alone. He's beating your he is dicing you up Hey, how do you grab me? I was gonna grab him. He really is my imposter. He thinks like me, too Oh, I went beast bro, I never mind cut me off No, I'm saving it until he proves that he's worthy of beast I'm not I'm gonna be very fast, bro. Yeah, I got snuck up on watch out get off of me clown Oh Let him be mad, bro. This is why I was trying to go beast. Why am I fighting Dion? I don't know, but I'm killing you. I wanted to nobody nobody come over here Bro get jid off of me punch Media combo, you know, you said punch right as your fucking imposter punched me in the face. I Was like was that did he record that? Was that a recorded line get over here. Deon. Where you going? No, I ain't gonna let you slide away Yo, dada, you're imposter kind of weak. I can tell he doesn't train Bro, he trains Mondays Thursdays and Fridays. He just takes rest very seriously from sick Why is your imposter get like the coolest fucking combos, bro? This is how I know this is a dino fucking fun Another meteor combo how many meteor combinations you try to take also where did my bees go? Oh, yeah, I never finished. Oh man meteor combination is the Oh, great. Oh brother. This guy loves his you are Why you just grab you on your neck? I don't know he grip my forehead, man What's that? I'm so pissed. These imposters are whatever, but they just keep disrespecting me. Oh god. Please tell me you got them Honestly, we might win this first try Is this gonna be the shortest way video of all time? I'm not gonna lie, bro Don't go. I did not give them the best moves because you got simps and floors not actually a monitor Oops, it's not about oh, don't get about that. Let him go defense wins championship. Is he coming for me? Come here, bro. Where you going, bro? You're like that. I asked you to get some with this watch They had the white guys run first and then they waited for the black guys to run and then they're like, oh, I thought they were coming after us Deep class yo, d. I come on bro. Help out We can finish this evil right now right now That was sick, bro. That's because we're teammates bro. We help you win those classes We can die in two seconds. So please be careful anyway audience now We all get now all the mark to uh robots have uh, let me ask you on rng. What do you mean? All right, let's just He means like just stand here and see who gets a cut. How many rocks can you like rotate around us? That's what I want to wait. Have it. Have any of us died yet? No, we have not So this is going to determine who in the comments was right about who died Yeah, ain't gonna be me this this rg right now and you guys you guys aren't gonna shield, right? It's not me For bro, well, what do you mean death? It's death. My answer is death bro. How come how come they didn't scream like us Bro, you you you shut you shut one blade up my ass and my health is gone. Hold on. Let let macchiato cook Put some respect on here bro. That's not you Yeah, but I he's still he still needs that respect Oh Yeah, you can react to the the haka you can't react to my guys I'm dodging it. I'm dodging it. I am beating reacts. I'm beating I don't want to turn into a cookie. I don't want to turn into a cookie Okay I keep telling myself to turn into a cookie. I got us bro. I got us Well, thank god. I've walked this first half of the combo Castle I got him. I got him. I got myself Oh, that's not good. Yes. I ran that big ball and nothing to do with that You are so fast. I got serious on green. Hold on. Then we're just jumping him. I'm just jumping him then I'm waiting. I'm waiting. Oh Bro, the rhyme is not paying attention to me and he's trying to haka you guys randomly So just please be on the lookout. Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry. Deon's almost dead Oh, did that was beating my ass? Hello? I can't do anything about that dog. I'll give myself up. I'll give myself up. Is there any heels? Maybe where's the odd imposter? Deon you will not live. Oh my god His defense is insane his defense is insane. Fine. Fine. Fine. Fine. Fine. I'll do sank It's not fine All right, that's good I'm back. Deon's gonna. He's down to two bars. Why do I not work? Hello? No, no, no. I'm getting drunk. Watch out. Watch out. I'm getting drunk. I'm getting drunk. I'm getting drunk. I'm getting drunk. There's too many. There's too many. There's too many. I'm just gonna base it on you, bro. Help. You know what? I'm even gonna go beast. No, you survive. You survive. You don't die. You don't die. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. Please. Thank you. All right, bro. All right. Deon, I'll see you in the battle. I'm still getting drunk. I'm still getting drunk. I'll get beat in my ass. Why? Don't lose. Don't lose. This is the best one we've ever had. Bro, this is all three. It's all three. It's all three on me. No. Bye, guys. I can't even stop that. I can't even stop that. There's nothing I can do. Hold on. Hold on. Let me charge my key. Let me charge my key. Goodbye, Deon. Can't wait to reopen the game. Is Deon dead? No. Yes. And he died to him. The worst possible outcome. The worst future. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Get Deon off of me. I got you. I got you. I got you. He's got either. He's crazy. Leave me alone. The pixels on my screen. It's kind of fun. No. I'm getting punched. No. I'm dead. In a way, the Syriac fucking solos all of you guys, man. Oh, you're already dead, Deon. Yeah, I'm dead. I'm just down here on the ground with a broken nose though. I thought the impostered dota was you. Can I just say we did really well. I know. We had a good shot of winning that. Syriac was one ult away from dying. I think we should just run that back. A 10-2. We might win that. I gotta close the game. We'll be back soon. Oh, died to impostered Deon. He resets the whole game. I know. So annoying. Now we're back, baby. At 10-2. I know anyone who holds me back, bro. I'm going to try to. Never mind. But I will. Now let's form full power. Bro, it used to be, it used to be that we just, it used to be that we just got a shot, bro. We just got a chance to fight somebody one-on-one. And now we don't give him that respect. That's sick. Oh, brother. I am so sick. I'm getting hit by evasive. And I'm getting punched. And I'm depressed. And I'm sad. Oh, oh, oh, why am I super guarding? Why am I super guarding? Let me roll. And all three are locked on to me. I'll take a bar of health. Charge? Almost. Can you attack? Yeah, please. I still have three fucking red arrows on me if y'all want to. I literally have just been beating Machiado down. He does not care. It's close attack. There we go. Now they're not locked on me. Up my game crashed. Up my game crashed. Game crashed. Don't say that to me. Yep, game crashed. I was cooking. Yeah, game crushed. The computer shut down. The game crashed. Oh, we're back a third time. My neck is cracked. And I'm beating their ass. If they're not going to fight me, I'm just going to go beast. I am transformed. Why are you guys in front of me? Yeah, that's what happens. Oh, that's them, bro. Come here, fake me. Get punched. Honestly, I'm just going to take full key. Let's go. Hey, hey, bottom me, bro. Come here. I'm so sick of that. Yeah, where did bottom me think you were? I've never fought evasive in my role. Who's idea was that? I've never used that evasive in my entire life. What evasive? What evasive? It's the go takes one where he like yells. Never jump to me again because you're loud. Damn, I'm beating my ass. What do you mean by that? What do you mean by that? Bro, that's how I felt about you're going to beat my ass. Yeah, I'm doing that. Whoa, whoa. He's showboating on me. He perfect guarded me that started charging. No respect. High speed motion. High speed motion. Not the high speed mode. Hey, hey, hey. Pelvic thrust. Pelvic thrust. This guy thinks he's cool. We finished our fluid. Finish the fluid. All right, bro. Good thing Dada kept on mistraining. They're taking too long. We had a bad time to help them. It's a little risky, bro. The chances of dying are never not zero. I'm not good. Finish your food, Dada. All right. Bye-bye. There you go. His arm's broken. Nice. All you did was knock the screws loose, bro. Instantaneous cutscenes, man. I can't get no time to charge. You don't need it. Damn, I'm full of good junk. Why are we just not doing evasive? Cool. Cool. I lost half my health. That's crazy. Yeah, but then it is also, isn't it? I'm just going to give us a regen. How many times do I have to teach you this lesson? Imagine that it just cut out your, oh, shit. If it cut out my regen, I did not mean to use that energy castle. You want to get your guy? You want to get your guy out of me? Yes, I do. That'd be sick. Why do you just feel like that'd be sick? SpongeBob, can you cover me at work today? That would be sick. SpongeBob. Sorry. I was at the clam last night and getting lint. Squidward, you're not supposed to get lint. Not on a work day. I'm not on a work day. I'm better than you. I'm better than you. Bye-bye. Oh, he's lying now. Oh, so we're just lying now. Back it again. Why do they all have unique combos? You didn't notice that? They all have unique combos. They all got something, bro. I usually been getting in this to kill, so. Does that mean that we could have unique combos, but Xenoverse just said not to? Yes. Yes. Give me the stamina. I keep going for this, and I keep paying the price. Finish my food. Oh, yeah, I got it. Yo. That's it. He's going to get killed. Watch it. I've seen somebody proud of it. Impostor reacts on the loose. There you go. On the loose. Stay up. Don't ask no help when he locks off of me. I'm dying. He's going to lock on to anybody on site. I'm finishing it. I'm finishing it. God damn it. Bro, he does not like you. Bro, finish your food. He's just straight up not a fan of you, man. And why am I getting sea bear circles here? Does anybody know where Rhyme's body is? I kind of want to sneak him when he gets up. I'm going to wait right here. Oh, no, they spawned. They spawned. Yeah. Nah, I don't believe it, bro. When he gets up, I'm beating the fuck out of him. Are you? Really? Oh, they did despawn. I hope he's just going to spawn right here. Really? Really? Really? Actually, I think he spawns where Dotto's standing. Damn, who threw these rocks at me, man? Yeah, watch this. Watch him. He's going to die from a distance over here. Watch this. Who threw these rocks at me? Watch this. I hope. I hope. Because if he don't, we will. Nah, he surely will come after us. Damn, he spawned all the way over there. See, Fakie knows that Dotto's a threat because he's a dumbass. This is where he's really spawning. Yeah, he is closer to you, Dotto. I got him. I got him. I got him. I kind of got him. You want him or should I get him, Dotto? I got me. God damn it. Hey, fighting gets you all wrong. Your ego around here, and it's not him. I guess I'll go after him. I guess I'll go after him. I'm getting jumped. You're fine, bro. You're fine. There's a cutscene. I'm still getting jumped. It's too good. It'd be funny if you could get jumped like during the cutscene. Yeah, really funny stuff. Hey, fellas. Oh, hey, fellas. Damn! I don't even know who's who anymore. All right. Hey, Dotto's got him. Hey, Dotto, why'd you die? I didn't get up, but... Oh, what? Okay, I'm going to get up. Why was that one shot? I love getting jumped. I love this. Oh, dear God. I love this for me. Bro, why was that? Why? That was a super attack. Why is that an instant kill? God damn it. I guess I'm fighting Ultra and Stink. What? Dotto, I got you, bro. I got you, bro. He's a region. I'm fighting Ultra and Stink. He's dead. He's dead. Bro, get the fucking Dotto's bitch ass out of my way. Dotto just jumps. He's annoying. Bro, he wasn't even jumping, because WS was just awkward Dino standing in front of my attacks. There you go. I'm getting snuck. Come here. How did he go? I don't know, but we can do this. For Dotto. For Dotto. I used to beat him ass in the cutscene, man. Oh my God. This is crazy. All right. We still gotta re-jangle. Bye. Bye, Dino. Good luck. No, no, no, no, no, no. I got you. I got you. I got you. Why are you? Why are you? Why are you? Why are you? Why are you? Why are you? Where are you? Oh no. I'm at full health. I can survive. I can survive. I got a mass circle. Oh my God. He's meshed like a ghost. You know, you know the only way we could win is if you would have had Parapara dance, but no, you decided to lose. Bro, we're not losing this time. We'll do it with whatever we can. Also, I threw on Kaio-ken and bending Kamehameha, because I'm that guy now. And it went backwards. Bend it backwards. I wish Dotto played Xenover, so he knew the worst attacks. Kaio-ken Kamehameha is going to look cool, I bet. It is instant, but always start by jumping me. It's always 10 seconds of them jumping me. Why is he using the go-takes evasive? You would never use that. Yeah, I also have that comment. Oh, damn, damn. No, somebody get the fucking Dino off of me. How about that? Come here, Dino. Come here, me. Dave, would you stop me? Oh, bend it. My fucking God. I'm not my imposter. Please, he can't hurt you right now. Bro, I keep getting snucked. I'm slowly reaching rage stage with these fucking robbers. Rage stage. I just keep getting snucked by Dotto's attack. This is the third recording of this. For those at home. And I'm starting to get pissed off at these guys. This is the last one. And I'm starting to get pissed. It's always the most challenging because by then we're just tuckered out. Not tuckered out, bro. It's pissed off at this fucking idiot. He thinks he's better than me. Every time we die, Dio has to back out and reset it. No, I'm not. I think I have it the worst because of that. That shit is annoying. Who's locking on to me? Oh, I thought this was just Dion. Oh, why are you screaming at me? Let me handle him. All right. I'm going to pop a regen because I'm kind of hurt. I appreciate it. I kind of throw away anyone who holds me back. I'm going to let that happen. What in the hit attack do you just do on me? You got him, bro. I'm just banned. I've been to come out to predict myself. Staying. I'm going to stay next to my trophy. Personally, fuck this guy. He disappeared. Well, because he got up to Dino's stance. Yeah, I'm going to use that. Oh, he's next to me. Been to coming out from downtown, baby. For a bit of chip damage. You actually did sneak him. You did sneak him. I did, bro, because I can bend it, bro. Like Beckham himself. Come here, bro. He can't hit me. Get him, Sam. Bro, I've dropped. I've dropped the coming on each one of you guys so far. Get Carmel Frappuccino right now. The worst possible way to exit the cutscene. He's not Frappuccino, bro. He's locking up. Bro is Frappuccino. Bro is Moco. Goddamn, bro. Moco is a good name, too. Why is he not hitting him? Where's me? Where's me? Where's me? I'm tired. He snuck me. I'm about to sneak him back. Come here, bro. Bro, he's sneaking me right now. He's going to get snucked. I'm paying the ultimate price for this. Let's go. Let's go. Juggle these hands. Juggle these hands. Juggle these hands. Good shit, modders. I love unblockable moves. I love unavailable moves. You're trying to exhilarating spirit. Me, bro? Come here, bro. Let's go. I'm teasing him. I'm getting jumped by Dotto. Why are you teasing Dotto? I was teasing me, but then things changed. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. No, I'm not going to look dead. I'm little dead. I'm little dead. Yeah, you're literally dead. Yeah, no. I'm glad you were teasing me because I'm dead now. Bro, you're back up, aren't you? No, we know it bugged. It bugged. Oh, no way. Oh, no, it worked. That was weird. I told you, bro. I told you. Regent, Regent, Regent. All three locked on, and you locked that for me. I got it. I got it. I got it. Deion, they might be locked onto you, but just remember that only for a second. Oh. Dad, that one second. Oh, my God. Resulted in me getting an insta kill. Kick me one more time, you stupid fattie. I'll beat the shit out of you. Yeah, he's mad. Bro, I got hit by six fucking burst dashes in a row. I'm tired. Dude, burst dashes piss me off the most in this game. Like, do anything else you poorly programmed bitch. That's exactly how I feel, too. All right, I killed me. I killed me. I'm gonna kill Dalla, too. I would appreciate it. You know what? I'm gonna have to bust out the Kayoken Kamenya. Oh, my God. The damage was crazy. Oh, my God. Ah, that one, not so much. All right, bro. Oh, not a help. Not a help. Not a help. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's on the way. It's on the way. It's on the way. Goddamn, bro. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. He's still beating my ass. I'm dead. I'm dead. Oh, God, I am having the worst run this time. You guys still need help. I can snipe him from here a little bit. I'm not always just doing this thing. He's just sniping. I'm just sniping him. Get off of him. Get off of me. Bend me backwards. Damn. Bye again. I missed. Key Blast. Just keep us going. Hit him slowly. I said, just keep us going. Oh, how did he risk me here? Fucking God. Here it comes. Here it comes. Here it comes. Taken too fucking long. But keep us. Thank you, bro. I appreciate the help. Now it's not done. All right, now I actually want to win, bro. I actually want to use my transport. During the window where he can hook me. We're like, it's like the Avengers scene. Damn. I should have tried to snipe where he was going to be again. I love how you only hook high to my video, but he doesn't do it to anybody in the intro here. Yeah. No, that was wild. What he was doing in your video. I actually thought that that was guaranteed at first. Yeah. Locked on me. Frame one. Love that for me. Nah, I got the smoke on him immediately, bro. You take him, Dotto. You can take him, Dotto. Oh, I'm taking him down. What do you want? Do you want him or are you on me? Bro, I'll take me. No, no, I want yours actually, bro. Lord August Dotto. No. Can't see. It's too late. He's gone. Well, he's gone. All right. Dotto, we'll carry this video like we did in your rage video. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't worry. I'll take me out. You can't stop me. Spirit. Yeah, I'm way too fast. Dotto's watching us from a race zone, whatever. Whatever the chalk zone he's in right now. Dotto's got the chalk, the chalk, the chalk zone. Dotto's got the chalk, the chalk, the chalk zone. Imposta, Dotto just Dino's dancing next to me. Finally going to beat my ass. I'm finally going to fight. Why did he grab me at that? Yo, Dotto's a bitch. He actually snuck. You know what? I'm going to say it. Bro, fuck off, man. How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? Who's that? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Dab, dab, dab, dab, dab. Yeah, but dab and do. All right. I see you got cooked. Not me though. Never me. Let me show you guys why they call me the Xenoverse God. What, you thought that was famous last words, bitch? You thought I wasn't going to beat your ass? You thought that I wasn't going to beat your ass in front of all the hoes? The fuck? Bink? Binky? Here's your binky, bitch. Here's your binky, bitch. Here's your binky. Stop side stepping, dab. What's up? What's up, shit? I hear no bell. You kind of spin. Because I hear no bell either. Crunch, crunch, crunch. And they go, yeah. Yeah, no bell. Yeah, yeah. I heard no bell. They're going to give me the no bell peace prize once I put you bitches down. Come back at me. Damn, damn, damn. Damn. Something's awoken within me. I think, I think I'm that guy. Trunks, Bulma, I do this for you. Could never do this. If real, you can't do this, then neither can imposter you. Am imposter, you're kind of doing it to me though. But I got super armor because my ego is ultra. Now, how about part two, you stupid bitches? Let me show you what I'm truly capable of. Yeah. You can't guard forever, you little hoe. Yeah. Yeah, my stamina gone. But that's fine because I'm guarding with the super. Wait, I should let my stamina break first. Sorry, guys, but you lose. Yep, sorry, guys, but you lose. I'm just a little better. I understand Xenoverse AI. All I got to do is go up and down. Up, down, touch the ground. It's over for you now. It's over for you now. Yep, sorry, sorry. We don't get that funny. We don't get that funny. We don't get that funny. Shit, where I died. It's not going to happen. Hey, you're in green health. Is that green health life? Nigga to stay out of this? Yeah, no funny endings. Sorry, sorry, partner. No funny ending. No funny ending. I just win. I just win. I just win, and I beat the allegations of sucking. Yeah, I'm better. I'm better. I'm better. I'm better. I'm at least taking you out. At least taking you out. I'm at least taking you out. I'm at least taking you out. You're gone. You're gone. You're gone. Yeah. Yeah. Forehead back drip minimal and no bitches. I'm over here. Sorry partner. Oh Yeah, sweet didn't you now as long as they don't jump in the way You're done you're done you're done Divine no I'm in vulnerable and so that It's over probably we lost I don't think we're ever beating them. I hope I but hey good job And that was like a long last stand. I hope