 Good morning, John. Squeezing strangers' bikes in Amsterdam. Yeah, yeah, look at that tire. That one's pretty squishy. Is it okay to touch random people's bikes? You wanna hear a funny story? I love my computer on an airplane. So I'm having other people edit this vlog for me. Here's the plan. I put this footage on the internet, people on the internet then take that footage. Everybody makes their own video with it and then we vote on which one goes on the vlog of this channel. We do this all within like 24 hours. So Amsterdam things I need to find. I need to see like a row house. Bicyclers, which shouldn't be hard. A canal. I found bicyclers. Sometimes the world looks perfect. Nothing to rearrange. Sometimes you just get a feeling like you need some kind of change. This is a questionable strategy I've made which is just to start walking and see if I find something good. I am immediately lost. This city does not own a grid. And also my phone doesn't 100% work. Like I can call and text, but it cannot use maps. There's no data. So if we get real lost, I'm gonna have to work it out the old fashioned way which I have completely forgotten how to do. I mean, even the littering is neat. It is left of there right side up. What is a chocolate now? It smells like chocolate. Is it like you who? Well, I was gonna read the label, but it's all in Dutch. Sometimes you see things on the ground. You don't know what they are. I have to find out. Oh, it's like a little light. The tiniest, cheapest bike light you could possibly imagine. You know, I'm keeping it. I mean, presented without comment. Hey, pigeon, there's a whole tortilla all like on a window sill right over there. A whole tortilla. You could feed your entire family for a month. A whole tortilla. Stop walking away from me. I'm trying to help. Found row houses with the little hooks that they use to get stuff up because they can't carry them up because they're too skinny. Now all that's left is a canal. I have to find a canal. I just saw a fourth Amsterdam thing. Two people just smoke a pot on the street, which of course is normal here. I think this is a wedding cake man out of diapers. That's what I eat, yep. I definitely am going the wrong direction. Wait, but just ahead of the highway, just in front of it, I think, what is it? It's a canal. It's a big one. Ooh, a moorhen. Can you see it? Oh, it just disappeared. My moorhen. Come back. I'm making a video. It was like, I don't, we don't like to be on video, there it is, hey. John, the Dutch people think that I'm weird, but that's okay. I think the Dutch people are weird. You know, this might not be a canal. This might be a river. It might be the river Amstel. I feel like maybe, maybe not. I don't know. I have come to the definitive conclusion that I'm not in the canal-y part of Amsterdam. Okay, John, I'm 90% sure this is the same canal I was up before, but I am now 100% sure that it is in fact a canal, which means I found all the things that I was looking for. So now I have to try and find my way back to where I was. I don't even know what my hotel looks like. This is the street where they keep all the cars in Amsterdam. Every single Amsterdam car is here right now. The pigeon didn't listen to me. I see these bikes and I just, I think many of them must have just been here for centuries. I feel like they're intentionally leaving old bikes just so it looks like there are a lot of bikers. They got it via a lot of these bikes, not in use. Like this, this one, this is just still here, right? Like somebody has left it there. Or dude? Yeah, yeah, look at that, look at that, that's just. I'm very glad to finally be in this city, which I've wanted to go to for a long time, and to be here for VidCon Europe, which is gonna be of all. I would like to thank this person for editing this video. There's a lot of other versions, hopefully, of this video edited by other people. I encourage you, John, and also anyone else to go look at those videos. Thanks to all the people who helped me with this. Thanks, John, and I'll see you on Tuesday. Bye. Bye.