 A ping pong table, a Bluetooth speaker, a scuba mask, scuba tanks, a scuba suit, a scuba watch, and flippers. Do you actually think you're going to get all that stuff for Christmas? I have a very loving family. You have a dent leg? You also feel free to get me something from the list. That's not going to happen. I'm no contact, bearing 307 at 50 nautical miles. So? Just someone coming into port? They're coming in fast, 55, 60 knots and getting faster. Some sort of tourist jet boat? Running at night. Sir, take him right at us. Give me full throttle, rudder and midships. Full throttle, rudder and midships. Bearing 307, now 40 nautical miles. Speed? Still increasing, 120, 130 knots. That can't be a boat. It's got to be a chopper. Must be pretty late to be on our radar. Brisbane Tower, this is Police Fessel Whiskey Conroy. We have an unknown contact moving west-south-west, bearing 240 degrees. Any idea what it is? Whiskey Conroy, Brisbane Tower, we have that too. Non-registered flight, not responding to radio calls. What the heck is this thing? Whiskey Conroy, we've lost it. Unknown contact has dropped below our radar. Contact closing, 20 nautical miles. 200 knots, still coming our way. Rightful rudder, max speed, now! Maximum speed. Aye, sir. What can you see, boss? A constant red light. Low, it's bright. I can't see anything beyond it. Maybe it's military. 10 nautical miles, speed 300 knots. Still straight at us. Prepare for impact. Race! Prepare for impact. Aye, sir. Merry Christmas.