 Get the cops to go, asshole. Oh, them bitches, all them motherfuckers got burned up. Them motherfuckers, they got them bitches here in the Vatican. They don't want us to see that. They don't want us to see what real Paris look like. Black beers. I ain't seen no white man with no black beer. Shit, no, you can't trick me. I know what the fuck going on. I fancy a cow, a black cowboy. What? Crazy. Right. Posse, a black cowboy. Guess where they was from? Dallas. The real Dallas, where the Mexicans had it. You just need this whole black, excellent network to have a whole show about a nigga who just trained dogs. One in the hood had a dog train a nigga. But he got real, like you think he was, like, on the outside, it looked like a ghetto-ass business. Inside of this little head-trap house, but a nigga nuked. I'm blue, you look like a little piece of land. You wonder, ah, you better be right by your dad. Really, just still America's heart. Here they go, feel my hope for everything. White people, bless them, let them train some dogs. He's never seen these on Irish, Alaska, roof house. What the fuck? That's a show against the niggas with little dogs. A lot of these shows just be niggas bringing their shit, talking about it. Yeah, man, he my girl dog, man. I love him to death, man. What's the name, chicken nuggie? My little daughter named the chick, she little chicken nuggie. We done had chicken nuggie fancy years. I love a chicken nuggie. I ain't like a man further. I was watching the game, he ran, chumped on me. And my little football buddy, now I love a chicken nuggie. Say they want to do that and run up to the wheel and get your ass warped blue black. My nigga, my nerve, fresh out the courage. Yeah, the gyms can serve nothing but boggle my work and I'm off to a real fuck up at all times. Whatever, however, this young niggas don't shine. I was out, see me going out. Niggas what, huh? You ever fucked niggas? Fuller than we. She go with the big shoes on. Those big shoes on, because he's big. They make me feel tall. They make me feel tall. Feel tall. I'm not sure no more y'all. They make the big shoes on. They make me feel tall. The big shoes on. They make me feel tall. You got the big shoes on. I ain't sure no more y'all. I'm almost Craig Height. She go got the big shoes on. I'm almost Craig Height. I'm almost Craig Height. It is a big. The pitch of these shows, we need a black man network. If it was a network that came to black men, what kind of show would you want to see on it? Oh man, redemption, child support series. Ooh. Redemption where a nigga get all the redemption for the boy shit child support cases. Like we just show niggas, you know, like bouncing back, how he was fucked up off the child support and then show him getting back, making sure everything good, the baby, he fucking with it. How about this one I had? What? Hey, our niggas come in and tell the story every time I got some pussy. Ooh, damn, we had to get that narrator. Morgan Freeman. I won one of them, yeah, one of them boys here. You got to get Morgan Freeman, Jayden Zell-Jones or Vane Reigns. Yeah, that's a good one. That's what's another black man show we can use on getting on the black man network. I told him I have an old nigga just showing you how to properly wash your car. Yep. The first time. Another workout show called Get Swole. Big old nigga just teach you how to get swole. Everywhere he go, get money. Where the fuck are you? Yeah, where we go, we get money also. Nigga doing it on a light pole and shit. First time I ever cursed out some white people. Ooh, I already talked about that. See, the argument show. That's the argument show. Yeah, the first time he ever went in on some white people, he had to tell some white people to kiss your ass. Nigga, how about this one? We re-enact the story of how it happened. I was at the Whole Foods on accident. Had to use the bathroom. That's how it started on, nigga. And both of them just tell how he had to go with those white folk. Had the other show for the self-esteem. Well, we gonna just go around recording black women, just get a compliment. Oh, yeah. To the camera. Oh, yeah. Well, thank you. You're such a handsome young man. Yep. And you know what I know what I wanna be? Giving props to our, this is the athletic side of the network. We go get all the niggas that were supposed to make it to the NBA, but didn't because they was- Get they stored? Get they stored. The nigga that was nice from the hood. Dunkin' on motherfuckers, like Earl Managope. Nigga, just get all them niggas from all the hoods, different sports. In the series finale, we have an all-star game. Yep. Let them get a redemption, man. That's the name of the network, the redemption network. We bouncing black people. Man, we got to put that together. We don't have short movies that got black women titties in them. Yep. Got to have a black dude in it. That's the only rule. Only rule. Long as the movie got black people in it, we playing it. Dang. All the black movies that ain't never came on TV. Yep. It's a bunch of them. It's a bunch of them. Man, that's a genius idea, why you bullshitting, though. I am not bullshitting. The black man, we really are the black man that work here at 85 South Shore. We're going to make all that you got there, man. This is the next highlight pitch. Yeah. What? You got too many ideas. Bro, think of all the niggas we know who played ball and went to the league. You know what I mean? I mean, they're amazing. I got some pussy stories. They got- Oh my God. Man. And that's the time of shit. Niggas will sit around and watch. The time you almost went to jail. Woo. Oh, it ain't many of them stories. They might just be two seasons. Yep. It's going to be a break between the first one. The time you almost went to jail. Or the time you went to jail. Or the time you went to jail. But that's a different series. The time you went to jail is a completely different series. The time you almost went. The show called, nigga, how the fuck? Well, niggas just tell you how the shit that you went that fuck- Yeah. That one right there. We got to have something for the kids, too. You know what I mean? The cooking show for the kids, My First Nudles. Do you know what I'm talking about? That is the host of this. Yeah, exactly. You can bring in all the ladies and show them what they can safely cook. Yeah, hold on, man. Yeah, show them how to clean up. My First Nudles, they come in and make they noodles first. I'm telling you, man, The Kids Show. We just bring in. We get old kids and just let them cook. Do you think that's... Do you know how they mama submit? I want to submit my seven-year-old son. He made the best lasagna. You mean ten? I'd like to submit my eight-year-old daughter, Cherise, for her triple grilled cheese sandwich. It's three different cheeses and she make it in the oven. So it's not pressed down or nothing. Did you say a triple grilled cheese? Triple grilled cheese. Oh my God. I want to sign up my four-year-old son, Lil' Carlos. This man make the best cinnamon sugar bread that ain't toast. I'm telling you, it's the best. He goes in. Because every black person gonna say, I want to submit my ten-year-old son, Luther Jr. He make his own edible arrangements out of different corner store candies. It's very beautiful. Lemonheads, red hats, all of that. He put them together and make them as beautiful, man. My first noodles. I'm telling you. My son has figured out how to scrape the lemonhead pills off and make lemonade with it. Hey, hey, man, we got to do that one. That's this network right there, the black man network. B&M. Have an old nigga show that come on about 10,000. Just have him sitting there talking. Guess what it's called. What? Just bullshit. Just bullshit. Just a shit. Shootin' a shit. Just shootin' a shit. Shootin' a shit. Man, we get created and y'all let the niggas that grew up together call it bunk beds. And two niggas just get on the bunk beds and tell all the stories about the shit that happened when they were young niggas. All these bunk beds. Me and my brother nigga, and the set is the bunk bed. You get on the top, they get on the bottom. You hang off the bunk bed and just say, man, look at that time. Everybody get to tell a story, some crazy shit that happened with you and your brother, nigga. For real, bro. That's a genius show, nigga. Shout out to y'all, man. You sold 3,000 tickets. Yes, sir. I appreciate it. We got some family here. So let's buy our head. Lord, thank you for safety. I thank you for bringing us here. I thank you for this family. I thank you for the ability to make these people laugh. Let us make the day a little bit better. Lord, keep bringing us together. There's one in Jesus' name in there. Thank you, man. Go, man. Go, man. Yeah, this is day one of the tour. First, back to back. We St. Louis tonight. Sold it out 3,000 seats. Most tickets we've ever done. Tomorrow we're doing Minneapolis for some comedy festival. And next week, we've got a pop-up shot. We're launching 85-Hero Company, all this earth that you showed at the LA Show. That's Thursday, July 4th. Then we go to Detroit on Saturday, Columbus on Friday. And then we hit in the road every weekend to, I want to say, September. So look out for us. Appreciate all the support. It's independently owned, operated, negotiated, merchandise, traveled, budgeted, contracted, produced, directed, edited, designed, created. Much love to y'all. Man, what a dope. Man, St. Louis right now on the airport on our way to Minneapolis, Minnesota. I think I might go to Prince House to see if I can just sit on one of them purple couches. Because I know you can just throw a whole lot of good, pussy energy that Princeton had on them couches. So, Minneapolis be on our way, man. We might hit the Mall of America and go to the Nickelodeon and ride roller coasters and all that shit before the show. But I'm looking forward to seeing Prince and what Chris Rock said. Kirby Puckett is the only two niggas from Minnesota that I'm familiar with. So, me on our way, just hand me a nice granola body container. She'll probably all over my face. Bring me some water. Try to stay up before this flight. Take off. You gotta do something. This is awful. This is the last place I want to be. I apologize. I don't want to be here. Where are we? Into the park. Dude, you brought five black dudes to the racist place in Minnesota. It's only 62 miles from Minneapolis. I don't give a... It's so... How can it be that much cheaper? Dude, that can make the biggest difference. Well, it wasn't Minneapolis. It was 62 miles. They don't play that 62 miles from there. I'm telling you, dawg, this is... We apologize. Anything we can do to make it easier. Do something. Like, don't just tell us to go bring out in the little videos. It's not that small. It'd be easier if you could sit outside. Whatever we could do, let us know. Do something. I want something. Give me a sandwich or something, sir. It's terrible. You know this place is terrible. The white people don't even want to be here. I'm going to get an Uber, dawg. We're getting an Uber. Yeah. I'll just give it a go. Yeah, I think that's a good place. Well, that's a good place, dawg. Mmm. A refund. Can I have a refund? Come on, dude. Yes, sir. Where we at, dawg? Oh, nowhere we at. Do you guys get what he's saying? Yeah, groundy. There's a weather on Minneapolis. At this point, it looked like a good ground for at least two o'clock. Been on the plane since 6.30 a.m. St. Cloud. So. That's where we at. That's where we got to go. Where we going to? How's it going, bro? See you going good. Clean. Uh, yeah, the lady said she coming. Look at all them niggas, where are y'all? They said that's up, bro. All right, that's them right there. You ready to hit all the way to the... To the storm, dude. To the storm, man. We got purified in the waters of Lake Minneton. Indeed. Oh, yeah, I know. I know, he got niggas ball with these bubbles. Got niggas water for him? I've seen it, I've seen it. Damn, I want a bubble. He got a bottle of bubble. He got a bottle of bubble. He got a bottle of bubble shit. Go here. Yo, you got, you got... Oh, I don't think I'm done with that, man. You got a show to take, man. You got to take the show. Come on. He missed shit. Thank you to a unknown nigga. Unknown nigga. I'm a war. What's up, man? What's up, man? What's up, man? What's up, man? What's up, man? What's up, man? Yeah. What's up, man? What's up, man? What's up, man? I used my own t-shirt, bro. What's up, man? Welcome back to another edition of 8-5 Shop Show. Everybody, I'm A-Wing Minnesota. This shit been crazed already. Shit, the before the show was the show. We got dropped off in St. Cloud and left. Had to scavenge for rags. Arguing with white men. I'm ready to kill the whole family. Man, let's go. Man, let's go. Let's go. I'm gonna be close to this. Man. Yeah, thank you. It's on another level. How y'all going in there? Stand right there. How y'all going in there? All three of us? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's get to me. Guys. Guys. My host, I'll tell you guys. I don't know if you've paid attention to what's been going on. This is the 8-5 Shop Show. We are live right now, you know, in parts of the city that a few of you don't normally be in. It's money everywhere. We won't go get it. We're in Minneapolis right now, Minnesota. Yeah, Minneapolis, Minnesota and the basement that look like we great go through a goddamn computer box. Exactly. What's that? Nobody talks about Fight Club. Like we already going to be in the Fight Club. This ain't no damn Fight Club. And it ain't the Pteradone neither. Welcome to Minnesota. I got some Yazoo. Yeah. Just like that. Right there, right there. Just like that. Right there, right there. You ain't got to laugh.