 oh Slapped on the skull by a pub slut you fucking can't pig. Oh What are we live? Yeah, we are Man, happy birthday everybody and welcome to episode number 20 We're officially halfway through the whole entire season It is matte's birthday And we're giving him a new chair as is present matt. It's not my birthday. It is your matt's birthday today Feels like we're pretty sure it is and it's where it's another 10 episodes gone by so Matt gets his brand new chair today And he everyone's very excited That's how this kind walks around he can't fucking pubic hair all over his feet and not even his own pubic hair a Strangest pubes that's what happens you can send whatever you want. We put it on the floor and we wear box anyway We've had a bit of a discussion before we get in on it Well, you're talking about the length of the podcast and we've realized we've been creeping up to like an hour and a half Lately and that's we think probably a bit too much So we're gonna try and pull them back to an act to our episodes alright So we might have to cycle some of the segments so if we don't do a segment one week We'll do it the next week and then we'll get into a routine like that where we do segments for nightly Great work everyone great work everyone It's your birthday every 10 episodes. Yeah, so you feels like it it is okay This is how we run our lives at the moment So we work hard for 10 weeks and then we have one week off We are hard for 10 weeks and one week off. It's currently a week off So where it's kind of like we're meant to be on holidays right now But we're still don't having to do little bits of work here and there, but that's okay I'm not on holidays Matt's not and you know, no one else is apart from school kids as well So that's good fucking siesta and shit So, you know, that's in the middle of our week off right now And it's Matt's birthday and so yeah, it's pretty so you know what we're gonna get Fucking stoned as fuck this episode. We're gonna get fucking written off You're gonna hate it be so over us by the end of this episode Michael's got itches all over him. We got fucking bachelor brown We got a prank call at the end. We got a beautiful episode come on and welcome a round of applause Let me have a look at the phone. Let's see what phone break Straight off the bat It's straight off the balance it It's the most it's the most it's the most most most most most most most Default time of the year of the year Of the of the year It's the most wonderful time of the year Fuck that is therapy to say Oh Alright also before we let's just get the housekeeping shit out of the way if you don't know this we are running a $1,000 competition for the for the comment All right, so at the end on the season finale We pick one comment at random from our entire season and that person will win a thousand dollars So if you want to enter the competition all you have to do is comment Okay, so comment something just comment the word comment if you can't think of anything to comment the more times you comment the more chance You have of winning a thousand dollars, so it's crazy not to do it. It's financial advice. This is financial advice Also if anyone's listening on Spotify or if anyone wants to listen on Spotify, you can rate us Yes, that'll be very very only takes a second You just scroll the top where it says fully actually click on the stars and he's got five stars and then born You're done and it helps us out fucking massive. It actually helps us. Seriously, bro It's just so much bro. There are there are people getting like a spot a spy. What do you call them Spotify angels Whatever people I Spotify original originals. I know you have like two hundred five stars and we've got like seven hundred Dude, you preach another choir and they were originally turn a phone call What if I would never work with us? I think that's why it's a so amazing what we've built here It's all word of mouth what happens when you die Matt. Um, I reckon that My conscience just gets reborn into another body So re can't reincarnation. Yeah, people say, oh in my past life. I was a Cavalier, you know, that's you Cavalier or caviar caviar both a Cavalier of caviar Oh Yeah, it's gonna be a Have you do you caviar? Uh, if it's it's like a thing on the side, so Juicy This is not gonna last an hour There's no way we can do it you guys are too out of control already. You're crazy, man No, dude, we are here. Let's do the sponsors so we can get out of this shithole I had so many little subjects to bring up there. There's some if you haven't had a read read through the comments If you're into sleep paralysis stories. Yes, I was gonna say I fucking read through some and yes Horrifying. Thank you so much to everyone who shared their stories. They were all Really good and really intense Matt before we get into sponsors fucking how is Eila How's Eila going cuz she's said you guys been in her inbox, which is awesome. Keep it going. It's actually worked Has it not man? What's happened? Are you guys together? So not long after last week's podcast She texted me I didn't text her worked. She sent me And yeah, we just had a little chat back and forth Oh Now we need No thing you love about Matt one thing you love about Matt and let I'll know so she can start to see Cuz sometimes people find it hard to see things to love about Matt Tell her all the beautiful things then she will know and she will want to squeeze your it's gonna be like Matt And let's try and keep it legit like oh I heard Matt Brown's got like really strong shoulders Shit like that real real real compliments that will help. What else is good about man? His favorite movie is the sandal Oh, he's actually quite handsome shit like that. Oh My god a man. It's actually like quite hot quite hot. She's been bombarded twice and Yeah, then again, so you reckon you can see yourself marrying her So you guys are taught is there any talk of a date Well, she jokingly spoke of a date, but we haven't talked about a date. No Well, maybe you should throw that out there. I don't want to force her to do it No, you're not forcing anyone. Okay, pop the question. You gotta put yourself out there You got to take a risk. You got to remember me and men are a Very different age. You don't know you don't know until you try all right And I know that she was what like how much older you than her like I don't know how old she is. She's young. She's like, let's say She's what he five so she's five So when she when she was fucking eight years old you are 18 She was eight years old Yeah, yeah in in earth years If you can he's living on his other planets, it's it's much much higher 50 years old but the last the law says she's able to reproduce so willingly so you may hunt and fuck I was gonna say she's got a very good gene she'd create great Love good genes well, there you go genes in there. He's there could be there's a future I said you and why this is brown we and spatula brown segment exactly on the way He's right every and you everyone at home listening this take some credit to you because we all did this together and Matt is now he's you know He's got girls talking to him left right and center. He's overwhelmed with the there is so much tit on display for him I'm still chatting with Shit, she gave a fake name Before I was the sort of one after I think was I'm still chatting with her the only fancy from England Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, she's um, she's been chatting to me heaps. I get along with Do you fucking go look at that there you fucking go brown, but I'm just chatting Quick we need a towel Quick it's soaking in through the keys and that'll stop playing and we'll have to start the whole podcast again quick It's soaking in shit There's water now all over the laptop and Okay, it's saved It was a twitch Anyway, what are we saying? Yeah, the bachelor brown. 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I don't like how you're laughing though On this day on this day in 16 57 Shoulders fought against knees for the title of the most useful human joint Knees started the assault and would knee the shoulders in the shoulder shoulders return fire by shouldering the knees in the knees The fight was even and lasted for three years until there was a breakthrough Shoulders developed blades or shoulder blades to defend themselves and knees could not attack the shoulders effectively anymore Knees scrambled desperately and invented kneecaps, but kneecaps were far too small to stop the advancing shoulders Knees had to surrender and shoulders have held top spot as the most useful human joint for the last three centuries That's why shoulders are higher on your body and closer to the brain than knees are because they're better joints You rather have bad knees or bad Imagine having knees where your shoulders are I can't I'd probably rather bad shoulders because bad knees you like use your legs a lot And I think you can repair shoulders easier than knees. Imagine having knees where your shoulders are I Think it'd be quite because you can't rotate in the same way It's not a socket. Yeah, so knees are yeah in the inferior joint Shoulders have more rotation. Yeah. Yeah, they're in a socket and Yeah Don't go that way or that way. I can't just goes up down come Anyway, all right, as you will know every ten episodes Matt Brown gets a brand new chair. He's evolving. He's changing And today's first season on camera and today's the first season on camera So Matt we ask you to step the fuck outside can't and don't fucking peak you fucking can't You have to move the toilet as well. Oh, yeah, can you free that spot up? Yeah, I will do it. We'll do it. Yeah, go and stand outside and I cover your fucking eyes all six of them He's got four eyes on his backs Fucking hell Matt fucking hell Matt All right, he's leaving You get the yeah, I'll just quickly explain where it is so for those listening so the chair is what do you call it an ergonomics? I think it's like a different sitting chair. Okay. Yeah, so it's like an ergonomic chair or something Which it like corrects your posture. So you're basically like kneeling on a chair. It's very good Anyway, we're gonna go get it now. I'm gonna move the toilet. All right, everyone that is in position He's looking down. So where he's about to look up for the first time and maybe come over to where your desk is But don't look at the check He's looking down All right. Yeah, let's let's do it. Let's do it. See there it is Matt. There it is. Please quickly get in it We need to see your face for the camera. Oh I'll film like that. Yeah, Dan that would have been smart. Oh, well Look at this dude. Look at this. Say quickly sit in it. This is one of the Quickly sit in a posture chair. Exactly. Right. So you got to put your knees there. It's actually really comfortable Come on Yeah, I think so, but just sit down for now Trust it. Trust it brown. Trust the brown. Yeah, there you go Really Oh Very good Very good. He's adjusting it. He's adjusting his ergonomics chair Oh We knew you liked that one Oh Yeah, it looks good for those it's hard to describe for those listening on spotify. It's just it's like it kneeling It's one of the posture chairs. Yeah I think this is perfect. Can't this is fucking perfect. All right. So Matt's received his new chair and now we move on to one of our New segments. Um, it's a growing favorite. Um, we look we're just going to call some businesses and I'm going to scream I'm going to scream the entire time and see how long they stay on the line for can't If they go if they go for a whole minute By the way, they win they win that round and I have to tell them that you've won this time You keep calling the same place each week and see you have battles with them Some weeks only minute only if they win some minutes. They won't all right. Who should I call here? I reckon an Italian restaurant. Yeah, all right Yeah, that's good I'm gonna So close for winning 55 seconds. I love five more seconds. I would have won the battle. I would have had to tell them You've won this round I reckon we call them next week Save their number and we see if we do a best of three Oh That was I'll stay online if we just passing the phone around. Oh, what do you reckon this is? Did you get tired there? Yeah, I started going shit. Do I do we have to start jumping in helping? That was hilarious. I think that they think that like maybe it's like someone in distress who's just called them Is like So they just stay on the line just to make sure nothing's actually seriously wrong Areals in trouble I should have said that What would have you had to say at the 60 second mark again? Are you in this round? Fuck I can't wait for the first one of those And then I just have to keep saying can we do one more please? No, no, no, we've got to get fucking fun I could listen to that shit all day This is the bad news for the oh, yeah. Yeah. No fucking um, I what we I came here And looking for the which diary entry to read out matt's gone and fucking hidden the diary this week So it's matt's fucking fault and he stole the bible So and we said yeah, we we said to matt. Yeah matt won't let michael touch that bible He won't let him if Michael if Michael goes to touch it matt will hurt him So matt's just sort of taken it upon himself to hide these things But I think that we should be able to find them in the next few days and then those segments will be back next week So, yeah, sorry, sorry about that All right, that's right fucking bachelor fucking brown. Oh my god. Oh my god Turning around he's definitely right behind you Listen to me He's already got you and this is a segment where michael and I have taken it upon ourselves To find matt a partner because he can't fucking do it himself the fucking fucking idiot pig can't And we just had a chat about what's going on how it's working. How it's not working It is you're going to find your wife from this terrified isla into speaking to me to make sure nothing was Whatever needs to be done, but whatever needs to be done Yeah, you're gonna have a happy life with her with heaps of kids and future. It's gonna be beautiful There's a very found a family for you small percentage All right anyway anyway, so this is where we just We align up a phone date for matthew gregory but brown And then we let them talk and and get to know each other then we see if there's a spark there And that the season finale we're gonna fly three of my favorites up And do he's gonna pick one to live with for three months Anyway, at least we'll have more rooms. I think that might work actually listen to this the name of this lady, all right, isabel Yeah, isabel is a very nice name. Yeah, I thought you might like it. Anyway, here we go I'm mad brown. I'm mad brown. I'm mad brown I'm mad brown I am so sorry. What isabella you have nothing to apologize for It happens all the time people get scared and then they don't want to go through with it We just thought maybe you'd gotten to be No, that's totally fine and it's good that you're not you're not shy because Sitting right next to me cowering like a scared dog is matt brown And he's so anxious to talk to you and get to know you and just see if there's a real connection Yeah, so we're gonna We're gonna step back michael and I like we do every week and we're gonna give you and some complete and utter alone time So, oh my god, I appreciate you so much off you guys go guys There's no way you're gonna give me alone time. See look you're already not giving me alone time. We're helping you matt Stop being weird Move away He's shivering I want to talk to her ask her for a number We've got an eye Michael they have my number It's a good answer You got shut down Isabelle I like your name. Oh, thank you My name yeah, it's about right. It's like a spell It feels fun to say tell her it feels to say say it's like a spell. It's like a spell Like a Harry Potter spell Um, so where are you from? I'm from melbourne from melbourne. We're about to melbourne Um the mornington peninsula. Wow really? Yeah, I was born in the morning Oh my god I'm not gonna say what stuff I've done a podcast where millions of people are gonna be like, oh, yep. Isabelle from so-and-so Holy shit, but no, yeah, I was dead set born in the morning to put it on the floor. Yeah on the floor I was born on the floor as well He hatched from his egg No much in common already Look at us thrive We're thriving So what made you come on here? Why would you accept this if you've ever seen other episodes with this in it? Think she likes you man. Yeah, it's your heart. She thinks you're hot I thought I was like, I'm so proud of Matt Doing this with the boys like being a solo artist like them two would together and you're just by yourself But you need a sidekick. So I was like, I'll be your sidekick. Yes Yes, that's a good pitch Would you be open to coming on to the season finale if we pay for all of your flights in a combination? I love traveling. I do solo traveling all over Australia So I would be down for absolutely every day. I'm going to the Gold Coast in two weeks The Gold Coast Matt's also lived in that Commonalities are endless here, baby. Why are you going to the Gold Coast? It's a holiday Oh You never know when the last day is going to be so when Marty and Michael are like you want to come on the show Talk to Matt. I was like, of course. You never know. So I'll just take any opportunity as it comes Whereabouts on the Gold Coast are you going to? Um, we're staying in Broadway. Tell her you have lots of money. Tell her you have lots of money. Here's to her I'm an independent woman. I make my own money. That's good to hear. I like an independent woman He's put it in the bin sometimes. Hey Yes, here's a bit There's a major thing I got to ask you. Do you follow the footie? Which footie are you referring to? Um, the only footie that ever exists. I don't know. There's a few footies out there from Melbourne. You can have it Oh, yeah, I guess it's she's probably gonna follow AFL Is that what you talk about? You have to come to the football with me and drink beer She loves s and that that's a fucking that's a great Does she? Yeah, you love are you an siden fan? Michael's lying. He's throwing lies Wait, so who's your football team? Um, we've we've uh, um, it's sitting on an impact day game and we smashed them She's calling. What's calling? Oh And I have I have all my case I I make my calling with tiktok so they pop off like Would you kiss Matt on the first day? Um, depends if he has good hygiene and I'll notice when I see him. Oh, matt loves hygiene. Yeah, I got pretty good Make sure he has those have those p2 lips ready for me Would you kiss him with tongue or just lip Lip kiss I'm a little bit of tongue if he shows my he's tongue down my throat Game over or if he grabs me when you say daniel throw what you don't you mean like You know, there's those bad kisses out there where they just put it in swirl around Yeah, no, it's gonna be a little bit of tongue. That's a bit a little bit and then I will know if the Emotion is getting there Look how horny matt is How fucking horny matt is right now, bro? I'm I'm weirdly um, I'm weirdly calm Usually I panic here in these conversations, but um, no you're easy. You're doing much you're getting better at this I really hope you're calm Because that's good. That means I'm doing something right. I'm not stressing you out. Exactly. That's so true A very calming influence on your what is otherwise a very Volatile state of being Um, so what do you do for work and And so I used to work. I used to work in a men's shop, but then the um Area manager has a warrant for his arrest in Sydney because he stole the identification of his ex-boyfriend So I had to get the fuck out so me and my area my store manager at two casuals a week quit So at the moment I'm just free-balling and babysitting kids because My mom says I'm too young to have kids at the moment. So I just babysit other people's kids matt's thinking. Why don't you start an only fans together? I'm not thinking you just thought that out loud He said that Are we are we going to be like the new livery or a Jackson owing from that? Yeah, exactly Yeah, we could make some dosh. Would you do it matt? I guess so there's money to be made You may as well are money to be made and we'll finance the concrete. We could be really good at it Exactly. Well, if he wants if if he wants to take me traveling. He's gonna make some money somehow So shoving my ass with only fans that makes us funny and we can travel We could travel as we could travel and do only fans. Exactly. You're gonna get married So I reckon top three Only only only fans in us lost Vegas on the pokies without being Oh, wait, if we're traveling and doing only fans, it's gonna be sex Thank you so much isabel for coming on the brown. I've never seen him so relaxed and excited at the same time So please continue this conversation you have you do have instagram, please follow and dm matt brown 1111 and Yeah, and continue this conversation. Let's see what happens here, baby. You guys could maybe could be Dream-made in heaven come and you know what you guys can be down at the old two with us Because you made it happen. Fuckin oath will be your god parents or some shit We'll marry you guys can marry us. We'll marry you guys You have to just get a um, just do a course to be um, what are they called? A celibate A celibate Yeah All right, fucking love. Love your work isabel. We'll chat to you soon. Good luck with the brown town Thank you. Have a good night. It was good to meet you isabel. Oh So this is it's getting better shit, dude that was each week. He's getting more options smooth peanut butter brown, then She's really lovely. Yeah, look at that Confidence a swagger about him and the reek of desperation is not Top three is going to be hard That is finally accepting that we're going to have a top three and bring them This is coming around to it halfway through the the season. It's only taking 20 dates It's only taking 20 dates for him to see the potential here. Anyway, that's bachelor brown. Can't that's fucking outstanding She went on a bit She went on a bit, but she is good good on her for putting her best foot forward. She's a collingwood supporter Yeah, but she has all her teeth. So she's not a normal collingwood supporter. Sorry. So Hey, michael, you love it when we talk about that You've got the collingwood is apparently the most hated afl team amongst afl teams, right? Oh, so I think they have the most brutal fans here. All right Nick we're going to skip lying to lociari. Can we that's one of those segments will come back for niley Yeah, we do we still have um We still have questions and shit. Um, what is that? What the fuck are you doing? Can't stop it Stop it. Fuck off. Stop playing with snot. Shit. What's wrong with? Oh Oh my god, dude What the fuck is going on? That's why you snakes were whispering about outside I'm just closing my fucking eyes. That's so fucked michael has gollied onto his hand and matt brandy's playing with it It's like it's golly like it looks like fucking Oh Like a magnet Looks so the texture of you on dried up. We need a new one. It's fucking disgusting Why is there so much thickness to your fucking gollies? Yeah, it's kind of like rubber. Look My god, dude gelatin or gluten. Oh my god, that is fucked. Should I? Shut up. It's medicine. Anyway, moving on. Okay, people on spotify probably like fucking You should have committed maybe next week Matt's got a weird Yeah, superpower with spit no matter how disgusting for some reason very strange. Anyway, questions That is horrible it won't come off It's kind of like a long break long break Sorry, yeah, if you do that in front of you, I need to fucking flick li li li No, not a raw account Now first of we're going to pick off our The comment of the week and which is also running a separate competition. All right We pick out one comment from last week's episode. We put it on the board the comment of the week board At the end of the season we pick one of those comments to win a thousand dollars that is separate to the commenting Competition so if you comment, you're in you're in the running to win a grand. Hey, that's as simple as that Anyway comment of the week is Yeah He really suits a mullet doesn't he the fucking He suits that one. It barely looks like a wig. It looks like He's part of his hair Anyway, um, so you guys are gonna have to remember back to last week's episode Um to understand this one But I've got to All right, uh comment of the week went to demon badger And his comment was um Only on this podcast with the story of a three-year-old being in hospital without his mother mother would be the funniest part That really hurts you don't remember it do you that's gone So when marty snapped his arm when he was three years old Very good He woke up in the germany hospital Yeah by without his mom Oh that was incredible Brain damage a little bit So a little bit but demon badger well done. That's your uh, yeah, that is a good comment You'll be on the board soon when we figure out how to print how they fix the printer, right? And then I had a memory from six years ago Popped on my facebook. No, this would be good. Can't this will be fucking good. What is so I must have tagged Michael in a video. What do you reckon it is? Fuck dude, if he can't remember last week's episode, he's not gonna remember. Oh surely six years ago All right, Michael said to me on facebook that video you tagged me and made me smile and forget about the thought of death I'm very grateful. However. Now. I'm thinking about my mortal existence and impending doom still. Thank you Oh I have no idea what video Holy shit, but yeah, you commented that you put that on my facebook six years ago. That's so crazy Are you how old were you then like 42? 130 I can't remember writing that but I can definitely see that we're grown man and that would have been we do dress ups Would that be right at the heart of the start of everything? Yeah, possibly. Yeah, I could have been right at the beginning Fuck it's we've been doing this for a while now. Hey 18 we start making money and like 2014 we began our journey. Holy shit. It's only been 10 years. We've been fucking Doing this. I'm still weird And matt brown. Yeah, still isolation. Yeah lonely eats at his heart. Although I do enjoy some nasty. I ate tim tams in the shower the other night Oh, have you done that? Yeah, yeah, but do you melt them a bit? Holy grail really only works with original tim tams not double chalk. People don't know what the holy grail is and let's not get into 15 minute explaining It's so good A certain way to eat a tim tam. All right top questions. I wish These are these are questions by the way We're just going to answer the questions that you guys have commented on the mighty michael fully actual youtube channel And fucking the ones with the most likes get answered fast simple as that. So if you want to answer a question, just comment it Oh question for the podcast. All right top question went to stef galway. Bullshit. She's my mate from primary school. Is it? No So she comments a lot. I feel like I have conversations with her. She comments Steph has said Do you find it to have? Sorry, do you find it hard to have serious conversations because you're used to being silly and pranking each other all the time? Yeah, 100% There ain't a serious day in my fucking body you dumb bitch Cut the bitch Luke I'm sorry I leave it in of and I'm sorry I said that I was just trying to be funny And yeah, I now feel bad that I've said you're not a dumb bitch. That's a great question We are far too not serious I thought you were calling brown a dumb bitch. Oh, yeah, let's go with that You don't pick who you get Yeah, but yeah, yeah, we're never serious and it's not good You should see some of the days we have where it's just like us repeating the same This sounds worse. Yeah, like all day But it's good that you're not so serious because I can come to you with a really serious topic And you'll make fun of it and it makes it Yeah, I think it's just all okay. I think it's just like our coping mechanism It's one of the best parts about being friends with you I can come to you with such a sad thing and you'll just laugh in my face and it just makes everything feel better Oh, Klele as you clean is a good word Fly la la I've been seeing so many just see comments at all over the web people going fly la and fly la And on our haters on facebook, they'll write something. Oh, this video is shit and a fan wrote sorry Yeah, yeah, yeah, everyone says sorry. You'll get about three. Sorry. Sorry. He's gonna change the world, baby And when we get merch, we're gonna have sorry shirts Oh, that'd be good. Just basic teases sorry on it. Yeah, sorry. Sorry Um, next question is from Dawson Hayes. Will Michelle and brown give a speech at Marty's wedding? I don't know As I've read that I was like, that's actually he's probably 50-50 Oh, yeah, I don't know. I haven't really thought about that yet. I guess we'll think about that when we get closer to the day It's like eight months away Party for you Yeah, it's like we're kind of worried me a bit. I'm like like that's like that's not good I should be able to remember some parts of my own fucking engagement party Like I might as well just not have been there. That sucks. Can't wait to see the footage and I've seen photos and they're good So, um, yeah, hopefully it unlocks all the memories. It's usually what happens See the video and then you're like, oh, that's right So hopefully they're just lying dormant and aren't completely obliterated from a fucking skull Oh Next question is from a mat sheehan If you guys move in with the brown, uh, we sleep with one eye open knowing you could be an entry in the little black book Of half the thought definitely crossed my mind and we've had multiple conversations in private about it Um, you know being like, you know, what are we going to do if I'll have locks on the doors But we just sort of um, yeah decided that we'll just lock our own individual doors with huge thick padlocks And then that's the only time i'm really worried and you know, he's he's been on a good path for a while So I don't see him falling back into his old lustful Violent mate. Yeah, he's so happy with that jillie brown. Yeah, it's really changed him as a person Look at his posture It's so hard to do without my He's me he's a slant so he can't put laptop down on these Hold the laptop in one hand and I go Oh, he's undone the problem he's He's a fucking 42 year old man I'm 35 he can't Next car, so um, this is from Dawson Hayes was actually a question which he answered himself I thought it was funny. I'll see if you guys find it funny Where does marty's guts shop for clothes? shop for clothes Where does marty's guts shop for clothes? um What The answer is gap Oh, okay. Yeah, I like it. Have you heard of the shop gap? No, it's american. I think anyway Michael Michael's lost right now cut that question. I thought that was quite funny. Okay. Keep it But that's my feelings towards you know how marty has gaps in his guts Oh, okay. It's fuck if I saved it a bit the jokes are funnier if we don't have to explain them so Actually, I hate it now Hey Dawson, I thought you did well. Yeah Dawson. Well, thank you for the question. Sorry. Come on brown Next question is from ed boy con Um, Michael, how did it? How much did it hurt when you first the very first time you ripped off a toenail and and how did you become so comfortable doing it? He probably can't even remember doing it the first time He'd be slown sloppiest sloppied dollar I guess alcohol helps. Yeah And I like I suggest don't do it because poor diet though at the time as well, wasn't it? If I've done it when it's a healthy nail and it's like three days of agony. It's just throbbing. It's like You can't sleep for two days So, man, it is I can't believe we put that on facebook if we put that on facebook nowadays That would count as a medical procedure Honestly, and they would they would fucking delete our page Fucker, have we still got that on our probably still? Oh, shit Remind me tomorrow. We should probably delete them or at least unpublish them Maybe we could just put them on the on the hard drive Next question is from Matthew Nalls Um, what would your dream gift uh be through the po box if you could have it or the dream Those pastel sugary things that got sent the other week was so good delicious foods and um weed It's good. And maybe like a valium or like endones or Morphine, but not really that that's a joke those green whistles that you can say that that's a joke. That'd be cool heroin No, definitely not. I just want to see what it what it what it's like. Would you do heroin over ice? Oh, eventually we might have to ask you guys to hook us up with some math because when that smokes it Like I don't know anyone to get math. What is it a grand sure be easy to get. Yeah, I'm sure julian Um, next question is from Matthew forest Um, if you've always had to describe colors or color to someone who is blind, how would you describe it? Um, so if they're blind, right? I turn around and I leave Fuck Because that is like like I feel guilty even just like because they can't see come I'd say it's a different backdrop every time They know what a backdrop is. I don't know Throw that out there and see if they let them interpret it. No, I wouldn't walk away from a blind person I just um, I would explain it by By using another sense. I would say blue It is like the the is eating eating blue clouds is like the color blue and eating Eating tomatoes is like the color red That taste is what it looks like. Can't I guess if you know the the taste of colors that helps Yeah, well that's how you learn the taste Tastes like orange. Yeah And and yeah, let's not forget about lemons tasting like yellow and that's the same Sort of that's exactly the same fruit and flavor Next question is from Damon O'Dwyer um Uh Besides your oh, sorry. He looks forward to your to our podcast every monday Is there any podcast that you guys look forward to each? Oh, yeah, mr. Ballin straight off the bat. It's ballin No, he he pronounces a ballon. Thank you. You pronounce things so from our matt's matt pronounces castle. He's not really he says john ballon and he's He's scared bozly No, no, but ozzie's would say ballon. Matt says matt says castle castle castle castle Castle castle roll Yeah, it's castle Yeah, that's different dude depends how i'm using and milk isn't milk one of your fucking That's like german of you mark or something james knows that and he uses it You being german and pulls that out against me sometimes. Can you just not a few words? Say them wrong just comes out wrong for me. I don't know why it's from germany. Oh castle Castle man, but I can use card depends what I use it in a sentence I guess but I was just listening to a story where they wear an english person says it as castle And um, that's where I think I used it today from your german heritage Oh, sorry the question. Yeah. Yeah, so mr. Mr. Ballon fucking some joe rogans ones with our aliens and shit Cannot wait to listen to them. Are you listening to mr. Ballons podcast. Yeah, and the youtube podcast is very good. Yeah, I know dude. It's fucking amazing It's good shit. And then I like funny ones who are like arnie donner's podcast I'll go and chuck a couple of them down Inspired unemployed. I've been getting into them a little bit fucking fucking fucking Anyway, fuck off come Next question Is from val reds would map around ever get baked for a website video Would you would you I'd love to And then we try and make you panic. Yeah, we need some time We need some time in between The testing I reckon you go in your long service sleeve soon. Yep All right, you can get fucking just wasted for the first month of your I don't know. I think I'd come and work with you guys. You should have a margarita every morning With a robe on but just see nipples still that you can come to work with you, but I'll come in and just get drunk Yeah, you'll have you'll be swirling a margarita at all times Be demanding That'd be pretty fun for a day. I would love it if that was the And you can be violent like you're allowed to hit us and shit Would you do that? Yeah, all right That would you have to be having margaritas all day though. So final question is from a car. I'm sorry akr one um How do marty and mark will recover so quickly from bruises and injuries? I don't think we do. I don't think they do though Yeah, we it takes like it takes longer now than it used to we used to be Constantly covered in bruises. Yeah, some of the looks like we've been like in abusive relationships Especially michael because he bruises so easily. He looked like remember that one bender. We were upstairs and he was like What did he say you look like? Like just an abused junkie Because I was like cowering I was so skinny and I just had marks all over my body from like purple black bruising all up and down his legs Especially during the live like bruises on bruises the live stream days bought out some bruises dude That was brutal that live stream days. Fuck me. That was insane Oh, man. Anyway Sorry, I remember when you guys hit a thousand A thousand people on the live Yeah, it was like it was victory. Yeah, I remember still remember the page in 100,000 likes member look made us a cake Holy shit. Yeah, wow That was fucking years ago. I can't fucking years ago. I can't Those were some tough tough days. Yeah, holy shit I was not something I want to ever go back to But hey, you learn you live and you learn my babies you learn you learn All right, our final fucking segment where ronda Is so annoyed at a hotel because she's lost in a hallway and she can't fucking get out She doesn't know where to go and what to do. So she's going to call reception and demand that they Guide her out Fuck's sake Of course And hotels office spacious hotels and apartments across australia From corporate cbd locations and crime cities to amazing Our dress we will be delighted to welcome you to one of our properties We will next day with us. I will be drawing for more information. Please visit our website Come good evening reception Hi Sorry about that. Hey Listen, I'm running to some issues. Okay. I'm one level 11 of your hotel And I can't seem to find where the old one doors To get them to the hotel. Okay. So I need someone to tell me where I'm going because every door I knock on I Some another resident coming out and won't help me Oh Jesus Christ Hi Hi I'm trying sweat. Hi. That's what I'm saying. Okay. I'm trying to come down To have a few sure With the girls. Okay. I care for for the life of me Have fun the elevator. Okay So I need you To come here and get me or tell me how to find Elevator Elevator level 11 Level 11. Okay. There you got me Level 11 sweat hat. Okay. Hello Hi, just wait let's someone's coming out to help me one sec. Oh, shit. He's going up. Hello He's going up. Should I put you on hold? That's mean. That's bad. Is this bad now? Yeah, yeah, he's like I'm coming up and hung up We call back in like three minutes because he'll be back down Or five minutes and then we'll be like, why didn't you find me? Okay, is this me? No, no, this is teaching him how to go up and down the stairs. Oh, I didn't think of it like that All right, let's continue Okay Uh, you're calling therefore, excuse me, Stuart Hello, hello Hello, okay. Finally. I'm gonna try call you guys Five or six times and every time you hang up on me. It's so ridiculous All right. Hello. I'm still on level 11 Your friend your friend of a cab should get me. Okay. So I need you to sort of playing games with me and tell me How to get to the elevator. Okay, because I've been walking this whole up and down knocking on every one of them. Okay. And now Wait, is this a prank? Or is it? Excuse me Excuse me? You have done that. Okay. So it's pretty cool. You have a disgusting sense again Okay, the customer size has I'm gonna call the police to let them know that you're Look, okay. We don't have we don't have a problem. Okay. I just want to I'm lost They understand I'm lost And you're Okay, if you call police you can call Okay, I'm sorry I'm so sorry because you're calling from an anonymous phone number It's what it means only of course. They come a federal private. Do you think our favorite? To normal number No, I'm there. Which apartment number are you staying on? What do you say to me, sir? What's your name? Ronda Ronda our height. I am di height height. Okay Look at the end of the computer darling. I've been staying here for two nights. Okay When did you check in? Thousand nights darling When? Monday night darling. I remember I came in for three nights Level 11. Okay Jesus Christ. I think that's a shipment Okay, sir, um, I'm sorry, but I don't take shoes before you call If you have any question, are you sure please call the police at triple zero if you feel that you're in a message, okay? Okay, okay Whoa I think we've got another one That he is no paid didn't even care about his residence at all Well, maybe like I think they went up I'm pretty sure he went up and had a look and then they're like, oh, well, obviously it's a fucking prank call Poor old ronda man. No one ever takes her seriously. I really feel for the fucking bitch. You'd fuck her You'd fuck her. I reckon she might be top opportunity Season oh imagine that if ronda came What's the improvement of the chair? I don't know. I've got to make sure I'm in posture otherwise No, it's a it's a I have to adjust better though, right? It's better than the toilet. I think yeah, it's gonna be better than Yeah, it's better for your health now Just remember that they might not keep going up in comfort, but it will go up in status And that's what counts That sounds like a horrible horrible. That's what all accounts. Okay Anyway, everyone, we hope you've enjoyed this. Don't forget to comment like subscribe and give us five star rating and everything It's just crazy out here. And do you know why you should do those things? Because we're the best we're the best